CANADA VS THE WORLD
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,276 words · ~6 min read
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So, uh, today we're going to be playing, uh, a little bit of mini hockey. Uh,
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we've got two teams that are going to be playing against each other in the office
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here. And, uh, yeah, it should be a pretty good game. I'm figuring that, uh,
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we'll have some real good competition and, uh, hopefully we put a couple of
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pucks in the net. And, uh, that's all there is to it. Channel, super fun, mini
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hockey.
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So, why don't you show everybody how to set up the net for the mini hockey game?
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So, we have some tube. What's step one?
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This is the longest. You had to measure the length. My eyeball is touching the
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my glasses. I can see.
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No, I I can't wear that. I can be what?
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I don't think you're doing this correctly. This G. Wait, just just wait.
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Oh. Oh, no. No. Never mind. This is This already done. not die soon. Oh, my
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wrist. Yeah, this is going to happen. He already hurt himself.
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Dennis, you see the kind of things that happen when you come back on this
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channel? You just hurt Lionus.
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How? Yeah. How? Oh, yeah. Missing part.
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14. No, it's not. Okay, hold on. Whoa.
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Not trying to be a dick, but you actually are putting it together wrong.
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You should probably put that through the actual thing before you put it. But
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so I commented the camera because Lionus and Nick said they're going to like talk
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about stacking the teams. Like I don't know if they have a plan or what.
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John, since they're strategizing, what should we strategize for our team? We
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we're on a team together. Dennis, what are you wearing right now? This mic.
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It's a very nice job you did there with the tape. Heels. There's knee things cuz
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we're going to be on our knees. Is that the idea? I don't really care all that
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much about hockey. What are these actually for? What do you think?
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Infant hockey. I like to think I'm a little bit taller than an infant. You
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are a little bit taller than an infant. Look at this curve. Illegal. Here. Bend
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a straight one. Sorry. This is 26. You can bend any kind you want. official
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team misfit versus Canada. Team Canada versus team not Canada versus Canada. No
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swearing on this episode. I'm sick of muting you.
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Uh, you know, we're just going to try and grind hard out there. All four lines, all 15 minutes of the period.
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All of this is so foreign to me.
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I'm Jason. Wait, does he have the does he
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have the chainsaw? I don't remember.
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All right. Hey, so I just want a a clean, good match of hockey, right? And
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no fighting, no cussing. Uh, you know, be respectful of one another. All right.
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And, uh, you know, 5 minutes of hard uh,
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hard hockey, you know. Okay. Let's go. All right. So, uh, NHL and let's go.
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Let's go.
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All right. Get on your side, Dennis.
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Oh, pass. What?
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Okay.
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Is that a goal? Oh, wait. No.
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Oh, he's behind
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behind. I got you.
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Oh, come on.
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The net The net was off before it went in. The net was off. Sorry, bud. Should
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have been Canadian. We got to win next round. We got to
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start start generating some offense. We got some dang out there. You got to bang
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and you got to crash out there. You got to get in the rough spots. You got to lock the off the pegs, which is exactly
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what they did. Auto gold. I literally did nothing and it worked. Well,
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sorry. Come on, Dennis.
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Oh, Dennis. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice.
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He's hungry with Paul.
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And that's the end of the first period.
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Oh, we got to start generating a little more offense. You know, we're sitting back in the zone, playing too much of a
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trap style. You know, we got to start crashing their net a little bit more. We can't just sit back and wait for the
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attack to come to us. Actually, I tried to stay away.
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Oh, we're doing well over here. You know what? My mom was right. Now we
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should have been a professional hockey player with a real
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All right. Uh I want to see some no foul play. You guys play some some fair
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hockey and uh let's go. Oh, sorry.
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Come on, Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. You want to be thrown in the box? Dennis.
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Dennis.
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Oh no.
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Keep it up.
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Yes. Woohoo.
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Den,
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don't touch it.
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Oh my god.
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Okay, we're down 2-1, but uh it's just a onegoal game. One goal game. Hey ref,
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come take a look at my knees. Oh, no. I can't. Oh, man.
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All right. Are you ready? Yeah. You got a new goender. One's good at defense.
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You got a new goalie on this side, too? I have zero depth perception.
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You can't sit on it.
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Stop. Penalty. Penalty.
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I'm good. No. John's back in.
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No. Oh no.
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Get off me. We really pulled together. We really got our bodies in the way and
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uh you know helps you out when the other team takes a couple dumb penalties.
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I'm not talking to the media. You ready?
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Whoa. What are you doing?
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I stick and penalty.
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I did. You want them to score? I got it out of the way.
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Get out of here. Out. This is bull.
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You just made yourself extra time.
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All
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right. Hey
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Sorry, you're back in
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30 seconds and we're going to a shootout.
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I got it.
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Beautiful. Ouch.
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Shoot up. Shoot down.
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Good defense. Whatever. It's got two goals. It's two.
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That's like a hockey score. Yeah. Pretty good, actually. Yeah. Okay. Are you
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ready? Okay. Just
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not presenting.
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Not in. Okay. So, now what happens? You have to move forward. You can't stop. Do
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I have to go though? Oh, you have to shoot. No, they go first. Yeah, they go now. Oh, yeah. Okay, John.
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You're going to stand.
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Okay, Colton, you're up. Hey, Danny. Let's go. All right, Dennis. Where's
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this? Oh, no. Okay. All right. Darren,
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if you don't get this, the game is over. Oh my god. But Nick actually knows how
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to play hockey and I No. You get this.
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You guys win on you. Yeah, you go. If
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you don't score, you lose. You can't go back. How do you feel? What's your
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strategy? Uh, my strategy is um knock
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the ball into the net. You got one shot, one opportunity, non spaghetti.
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Okay. So, I can move anywhere except backwards. You have to keep moving
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forwards. Say, all right. All right. All right. Oh. Oh. Where am I going? Where
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am I going? Oh, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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We lose. We lost. We lost. Hey, we got
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the outro. Yeah.
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Thanks for watching Channel Super Fun. Thanks to my Canadian Heritage for our
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victory today. And thank you to our patrons. Thank you to Ye Action Camp for
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sponsoring. And thank you to these knee pads that kept me from being savaged
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quite as hard as everyone else. These ones are better though. Oh my god.
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Peace. I don't want to see that.