WEBVTT 00:00:01.280 --> 00:00:07.279 So, uh, today we're going to be playing, uh, a little bit of mini hockey. Uh, 00:00:05.600 --> 00:00:10.880 we've got two teams that are going to be playing against each other in the office 00:00:08.720 --> 00:00:15.360 here. And, uh, yeah, it should be a pretty good game. I'm figuring that, uh, 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:19.439 we'll have some real good competition and, uh, hopefully we put a couple of 00:00:17.119 --> 00:00:23.710 pucks in the net. And, uh, that's all there is to it. Channel, super fun, mini 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:27.840 hockey. 00:00:27.840 --> 00:00:36.239 So, why don't you show everybody how to set up the net for the mini hockey game? 00:00:32.480 --> 00:00:38.320 So, we have some tube. What's step one? 00:00:36.239 --> 00:00:45.120 This is the longest. You had to measure the length. My eyeball is touching the 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:49.120 my glasses. I can see. 00:00:45.120 --> 00:00:50.160 No, I I can't wear that. I can be what? 00:00:49.120 --> 00:00:55.440 I don't think you're doing this correctly. This G. Wait, just just wait. 00:00:53.120 --> 00:01:01.120 Oh. Oh, no. No. Never mind. This is This already done. not die soon. Oh, my 00:00:58.800 --> 00:01:05.840 wrist. Yeah, this is going to happen. He already hurt himself. 00:01:04.080 --> 00:01:10.880 Dennis, you see the kind of things that happen when you come back on this 00:01:07.200 --> 00:01:14.799 channel? You just hurt Lionus. 00:01:10.880 --> 00:01:17.920 How? Yeah. How? Oh, yeah. Missing part. 00:01:14.799 --> 00:01:19.119 14. No, it's not. Okay, hold on. Whoa. 00:01:17.920 --> 00:01:22.640 Not trying to be a dick, but you actually are putting it together wrong. 00:01:21.360 --> 00:01:27.000 You should probably put that through the actual thing before you put it. But 00:01:30.880 --> 00:01:36.159 so I commented the camera because Lionus and Nick said they're going to like talk 00:01:34.479 --> 00:01:40.040 about stacking the teams. Like I don't know if they have a plan or what. 00:01:41.759 --> 00:01:47.520 John, since they're strategizing, what should we strategize for our team? We 00:01:45.040 --> 00:01:52.320 we're on a team together. Dennis, what are you wearing right now? This mic. 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:56.720 It's a very nice job you did there with the tape. Heels. There's knee things cuz 00:01:54.960 --> 00:02:00.479 we're going to be on our knees. Is that the idea? I don't really care all that 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:06.960 much about hockey. What are these actually for? What do you think? 00:02:04.079 --> 00:02:11.680 Infant hockey. I like to think I'm a little bit taller than an infant. You 00:02:08.959 --> 00:02:17.680 are a little bit taller than an infant. Look at this curve. Illegal. Here. Bend 00:02:14.959 --> 00:02:23.120 a straight one. Sorry. This is 26. You can bend any kind you want. official 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:28.400 team misfit versus Canada. Team Canada versus team not Canada versus Canada. No 00:02:26.160 --> 00:02:33.120 swearing on this episode. I'm sick of muting you. 00:02:31.760 --> 00:02:42.560 Uh, you know, we're just going to try and grind hard out there. All four lines, all 15 minutes of the period. 00:02:38.560 --> 00:02:43.400 All of this is so foreign to me. 00:02:42.560 --> 00:02:49.040 I'm Jason. Wait, does he have the does he 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:50.959 have the chainsaw? I don't remember. 00:02:49.040 --> 00:02:55.599 All right. Hey, so I just want a a clean, good match of hockey, right? And 00:02:53.200 --> 00:03:00.959 no fighting, no cussing. Uh, you know, be respectful of one another. All right. 00:02:57.760 --> 00:03:02.560 And, uh, you know, 5 minutes of hard uh, 00:03:00.959 --> 00:03:09.959 hard hockey, you know. Okay. Let's go. All right. So, uh, NHL and let's go. 00:03:06.720 --> 00:03:09.959 Let's go. 00:03:16.319 --> 00:03:21.519 All right. Get on your side, Dennis. 00:03:26.519 --> 00:03:32.200 Oh, pass. What? 00:03:33.760 --> 00:03:36.760 Okay. 00:03:42.720 --> 00:03:50.480 Is that a goal? Oh, wait. No. 00:03:46.879 --> 00:03:50.480 Oh, he's behind 00:03:51.959 --> 00:03:56.280 behind. I got you. 00:03:59.200 --> 00:04:04.889 Oh, come on. 00:04:05.519 --> 00:04:12.159 The net The net was off before it went in. The net was off. Sorry, bud. Should 00:04:10.319 --> 00:04:15.439 have been Canadian. We got to win next round. We got to 00:04:14.000 --> 00:04:19.040 start start generating some offense. We got some dang out there. You got to bang 00:04:17.759 --> 00:04:24.400 and you got to crash out there. You got to get in the rough spots. You got to lock the off the pegs, which is exactly 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:32.280 what they did. Auto gold. I literally did nothing and it worked. Well, 00:04:27.960 --> 00:04:32.280 sorry. Come on, Dennis. 00:04:33.600 --> 00:04:42.840 Oh, Dennis. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. 00:04:38.800 --> 00:04:42.840 He's hungry with Paul. 00:04:46.479 --> 00:04:50.880 And that's the end of the first period. 00:04:49.680 --> 00:04:55.199 Oh, we got to start generating a little more offense. You know, we're sitting back in the zone, playing too much of a 00:04:53.759 --> 00:04:59.199 trap style. You know, we got to start crashing their net a little bit more. We can't just sit back and wait for the 00:04:57.280 --> 00:05:04.479 attack to come to us. Actually, I tried to stay away. 00:05:02.080 --> 00:05:07.280 Oh, we're doing well over here. You know what? My mom was right. Now we 00:05:06.160 --> 00:05:13.199 should have been a professional hockey player with a real 00:05:10.720 --> 00:05:20.759 All right. Uh I want to see some no foul play. You guys play some some fair 00:05:15.600 --> 00:05:20.759 hockey and uh let's go. Oh, sorry. 00:05:21.680 --> 00:05:29.440 Come on, Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. You want to be thrown in the box? Dennis. 00:05:26.880 --> 00:05:29.440 Dennis. 00:05:39.280 --> 00:05:42.520 Oh no. 00:05:53.039 --> 00:05:57.199 Keep it up. 00:05:57.199 --> 00:06:02.639 Yes. Woohoo. 00:06:02.639 --> 00:06:05.639 Den, 00:06:16.080 --> 00:06:19.639 don't touch it. 00:06:23.600 --> 00:06:26.560 Oh my god. 00:06:30.319 --> 00:06:36.880 Okay, we're down 2-1, but uh it's just a onegoal game. One goal game. Hey ref, 00:06:34.479 --> 00:06:41.479 come take a look at my knees. Oh, no. I can't. Oh, man. 00:06:45.840 --> 00:06:53.600 All right. Are you ready? Yeah. You got a new goender. One's good at defense. 00:06:51.840 --> 00:06:57.639 You got a new goalie on this side, too? I have zero depth perception. 00:06:59.759 --> 00:07:07.560 You can't sit on it. 00:07:03.280 --> 00:07:07.560 Stop. Penalty. Penalty. 00:07:07.599 --> 00:07:16.160 I'm good. No. John's back in. 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:19.479 No. Oh no. 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:33.759 Get off me. We really pulled together. We really got our bodies in the way and 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:41.800 uh you know helps you out when the other team takes a couple dumb penalties. 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:41.800 I'm not talking to the media. You ready? 00:07:48.280 --> 00:07:52.680 Whoa. What are you doing? 00:07:55.120 --> 00:07:58.919 I stick and penalty. 00:07:59.280 --> 00:08:08.639 I did. You want them to score? I got it out of the way. 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:13.000 Get out of here. Out. This is bull. 00:08:08.639 --> 00:08:13.000 You just made yourself extra time. 00:08:14.319 --> 00:08:16.319 All 00:08:19.479 --> 00:08:23.039 right. Hey 00:08:23.800 --> 00:08:28.199 Sorry, you're back in 00:08:38.800 --> 00:08:43.320 30 seconds and we're going to a shootout. 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:47.320 I got it. 00:08:47.760 --> 00:08:55.519 Beautiful. Ouch. 00:08:51.519 --> 00:08:57.399 Shoot up. Shoot down. 00:08:55.519 --> 00:09:01.440 Good defense. Whatever. It's got two goals. It's two. 00:08:59.760 --> 00:09:07.399 That's like a hockey score. Yeah. Pretty good, actually. Yeah. Okay. Are you 00:09:02.959 --> 00:09:07.399 ready? Okay. Just 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:10.680 not presenting. 00:09:12.640 --> 00:09:19.040 Not in. Okay. So, now what happens? You have to move forward. You can't stop. Do 00:09:17.440 --> 00:09:24.600 I have to go though? Oh, you have to shoot. No, they go first. Yeah, they go now. Oh, yeah. Okay, John. 00:09:25.920 --> 00:09:29.320 You're going to stand. 00:09:30.160 --> 00:09:39.680 Okay, Colton, you're up. Hey, Danny. Let's go. All right, Dennis. Where's 00:09:35.120 --> 00:09:41.680 this? Oh, no. Okay. All right. Darren, 00:09:39.680 --> 00:09:47.440 if you don't get this, the game is over. Oh my god. But Nick actually knows how 00:09:43.600 --> 00:09:50.640 to play hockey and I No. You get this. 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:52.560 You guys win on you. Yeah, you go. If 00:09:50.640 --> 00:09:56.959 you don't score, you lose. You can't go back. How do you feel? What's your 00:09:53.680 --> 00:09:58.640 strategy? Uh, my strategy is um knock 00:09:56.959 --> 00:10:04.240 the ball into the net. You got one shot, one opportunity, non spaghetti. 00:10:01.600 --> 00:10:07.360 Okay. So, I can move anywhere except backwards. You have to keep moving 00:10:05.279 --> 00:10:10.959 forwards. Say, all right. All right. All right. Oh. Oh. Where am I going? Where 00:10:08.640 --> 00:10:13.959 am I going? Oh, yeah. 00:10:14.160 --> 00:10:17.160 Yeah. 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:23.220 Yeah. 00:10:24.320 --> 00:10:31.880 We lose. We lost. We lost. Hey, we got 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:31.880 the outro. Yeah. 00:10:32.480 --> 00:10:38.320 Thanks for watching Channel Super Fun. Thanks to my Canadian Heritage for our 00:10:35.680 --> 00:10:42.399 victory today. And thank you to our patrons. Thank you to Ye Action Camp for 00:10:40.160 --> 00:10:46.720 sponsoring. And thank you to these knee pads that kept me from being savaged 00:10:44.800 --> 00:10:51.160 quite as hard as everyone else. These ones are better though. Oh my god. 00:10:51.760 --> 00:10:56.240 Peace. I don't want to see that.