{"video_id":"qBWTg8IdmKw","title":"CANADA VS THE WORLD","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2017-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":655,"segments":[{"start_s":1.28,"end_s":7.279,"text":"So, uh, today we're going to be playing, uh, a little bit of mini hockey. Uh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":5.6,"end_s":10.88,"text":"we've got two teams that are going to be playing against each other in the office","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.72,"end_s":15.36,"text":"here. And, uh, yeah, it should be a pretty good game. I'm figuring that, uh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.8,"end_s":19.439,"text":"we'll have some real good competition and, uh, hopefully we put a couple of","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.119,"end_s":23.71,"text":"pucks in the net. And, uh, that's all there is to it. 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Where","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":608.64,"end_s":613.959,"text":"am I going? Oh, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":614.16,"end_s":617.16,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":617.519,"end_s":623.22,"text":"Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":624.32,"end_s":631.88,"text":"We lose. We lost. We lost. Hey, we got","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":628.0,"end_s":631.88,"text":"the outro. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":632.48,"end_s":638.32,"text":"Thanks for watching Channel Super Fun. Thanks to my Canadian Heritage for our","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":635.68,"end_s":642.399,"text":"victory today. And thank you to our patrons. Thank you to Ye Action Camp for","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":640.16,"end_s":646.72,"text":"sponsoring. And thank you to these knee pads that kept me from being savaged","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":644.8,"end_s":651.16,"text":"quite as hard as everyone else. These ones are better though. Oh my god.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":651.76,"end_s":656.24,"text":"Peace. I don't want to see that.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"So, uh, today we're going to be playing, uh, a little bit of mini hockey. Uh, we've got two teams that are going to be playing against each other in the office here. And, uh, yeah, it should be a pretty good game. I'm figuring that, uh, we'll have some real good competition and, uh, hopefully we put a couple of pucks in the net. And, uh, that's all there is to it. Channel, super fun, mini hockey. So, why don't you show everybody how to set up the net for the mini hockey game? So, we have some tube. What's step one? This is the longest. You had to measure the length. My eyeball is touching the my glasses. I can see. No, I I can't wear that. I can be what? I don't think you're doing this correctly. This G. Wait, just just wait. Oh. Oh, no. No. Never mind. This is This already done. not die soon. Oh, my wrist. Yeah, this is going to happen. He already hurt himself. Dennis, you see the kind of things that happen when you come back on this channel? You just hurt Lionus. How? Yeah. How? Oh, yeah. Missing part. 14. No, it's not. Okay, hold on. Whoa. Not trying to be a dick, but you actually are putting it together wrong. You should probably put that through the actual thing before you put it. But so I commented the camera because Lionus and Nick said they're going to like talk about stacking the teams. Like I don't know if they have a plan or what. John, since they're strategizing, what should we strategize for our team? We we're on a team together. Dennis, what are you wearing right now? This mic. It's a very nice job you did there with the tape. Heels. There's knee things cuz we're going to be on our knees. Is that the idea? I don't really care all that much about hockey. What are these actually for? What do you think? Infant hockey. I like to think I'm a little bit taller than an infant. You are a little bit taller than an infant. Look at this curve. Illegal. Here. Bend a straight one. Sorry. This is 26. You can bend any kind you want. official team misfit versus Canada. Team Canada versus team not Canada versus Canada. No swearing on this episode. I'm sick of muting you. Uh, you know, we're just going to try and grind hard out there. All four lines, all 15 minutes of the period. All of this is so foreign to me. I'm Jason. Wait, does he have the does he have the chainsaw? I don't remember. All right. Hey, so I just want a a clean, good match of hockey, right? And no fighting, no cussing. Uh, you know, be respectful of one another. All right. And, uh, you know, 5 minutes of hard uh, hard hockey, you know. Okay. Let's go. All right. So, uh, NHL and let's go. Let's go. All right. Get on your side, Dennis. Oh, pass. What? Okay. Is that a goal? Oh, wait. No. Oh, he's behind behind. I got you. Oh, come on. The net The net was off before it went in. The net was off. Sorry, bud. Should have been Canadian. We got to win next round. We got to start start generating some offense. We got some dang out there. You got to bang and you got to crash out there. You got to get in the rough spots. You got to lock the off the pegs, which is exactly what they did. Auto gold. I literally did nothing and it worked. Well, sorry. Come on, Dennis. Oh, Dennis. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. He's hungry with Paul. And that's the end of the first period. Oh, we got to start generating a little more offense. You know, we're sitting back in the zone, playing too much of a trap style. You know, we got to start crashing their net a little bit more. We can't just sit back and wait for the attack to come to us. Actually, I tried to stay away. Oh, we're doing well over here. You know what? My mom was right. Now we should have been a professional hockey player with a real All right. Uh I want to see some no foul play. You guys play some some fair hockey and uh let's go. Oh, sorry. Come on, Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. You want to be thrown in the box? Dennis. Dennis. Oh no. Keep it up. Yes. Woohoo. Den, don't touch it. Oh my god. Okay, we're down 2-1, but uh it's just a onegoal game. One goal game. Hey ref, come take a look at my knees. Oh, no. I can't. Oh, man. All right. Are you ready? Yeah. You got a new goender. One's good at defense. You got a new goalie on this side, too? I have zero depth perception. You can't sit on it. Stop. Penalty. Penalty. I'm good. No. John's back in. No. Oh no. Get off me. We really pulled together. We really got our bodies in the way and uh you know helps you out when the other team takes a couple dumb penalties. I'm not talking to the media. You ready? Whoa. What are you doing? I stick and penalty. I did. You want them to score? I got it out of the way. Get out of here. Out. This is bull. You just made yourself extra time. All right. Hey Sorry, you're back in 30 seconds and we're going to a shootout. I got it. Beautiful. Ouch. Shoot up. Shoot down. Good defense. Whatever. It's got two goals. It's two. That's like a hockey score. Yeah. Pretty good, actually. Yeah. Okay. Are you ready? Okay. Just not presenting. Not in. Okay. So, now what happens? You have to move forward. You can't stop. Do I have to go though? Oh, you have to shoot. No, they go first. Yeah, they go now. Oh, yeah. Okay, John. You're going to stand. Okay, Colton, you're up. Hey, Danny. Let's go. All right, Dennis. Where's this? Oh, no. Okay. All right. Darren, if you don't get this, the game is over. Oh my god. But Nick actually knows how to play hockey and I No. You get this. You guys win on you. Yeah, you go. If you don't score, you lose. You can't go back. How do you feel? What's your strategy? Uh, my strategy is um knock the ball into the net. You got one shot, one opportunity, non spaghetti. Okay. So, I can move anywhere except backwards. You have to keep moving forwards. Say, all right. All right. All right. Oh. Oh. Where am I going? Where am I going? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We lose. We lost. We lost. Hey, we got the outro. Yeah. Thanks for watching Channel Super Fun. Thanks to my Canadian Heritage for our victory today. And thank you to our patrons. Thank you to Ye Action Camp for sponsoring. And thank you to these knee pads that kept me from being savaged quite as hard as everyone else. These ones are better though. Oh my god. Peace. I don't want to see that."}