1 00:00:01,280 --> 00:00:07,279 So, uh, today we're going to be playing, uh, a little bit of mini hockey. Uh, 2 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:10,880 we've got two teams that are going to be playing against each other in the office 3 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:15,360 here. And, uh, yeah, it should be a pretty good game. I'm figuring that, uh, 4 00:00:12,800 --> 00:00:19,439 we'll have some real good competition and, uh, hopefully we put a couple of 5 00:00:17,119 --> 00:00:23,710 pucks in the net. And, uh, that's all there is to it. Channel, super fun, mini 6 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:27,840 hockey. 7 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:36,239 So, why don't you show everybody how to set up the net for the mini hockey game? 8 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:38,320 So, we have some tube. What's step one? 9 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:45,120 This is the longest. You had to measure the length. My eyeball is touching the 10 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:49,120 my glasses. I can see. 11 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:50,160 No, I I can't wear that. I can be what? 12 00:00:49,120 --> 00:00:55,440 I don't think you're doing this correctly. This G. Wait, just just wait. 13 00:00:53,120 --> 00:01:01,120 Oh. Oh, no. No. Never mind. This is This already done. not die soon. Oh, my 14 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:05,840 wrist. Yeah, this is going to happen. He already hurt himself. 15 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:10,880 Dennis, you see the kind of things that happen when you come back on this 16 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:14,799 channel? You just hurt Lionus. 17 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:17,920 How? Yeah. How? Oh, yeah. Missing part. 18 00:01:14,799 --> 00:01:19,119 14. No, it's not. Okay, hold on. Whoa. 19 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:22,640 Not trying to be a dick, but you actually are putting it together wrong. 20 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:27,000 You should probably put that through the actual thing before you put it. But 21 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:36,159 so I commented the camera because Lionus and Nick said they're going to like talk 22 00:01:34,479 --> 00:01:40,040 about stacking the teams. Like I don't know if they have a plan or what. 23 00:01:41,759 --> 00:01:47,520 John, since they're strategizing, what should we strategize for our team? We 24 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:52,320 we're on a team together. Dennis, what are you wearing right now? This mic. 25 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:56,720 It's a very nice job you did there with the tape. Heels. There's knee things cuz 26 00:01:54,960 --> 00:02:00,479 we're going to be on our knees. Is that the idea? I don't really care all that 27 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:06,960 much about hockey. What are these actually for? What do you think? 28 00:02:04,079 --> 00:02:11,680 Infant hockey. I like to think I'm a little bit taller than an infant. You 29 00:02:08,959 --> 00:02:17,680 are a little bit taller than an infant. Look at this curve. Illegal. Here. Bend 30 00:02:14,959 --> 00:02:23,120 a straight one. Sorry. This is 26. You can bend any kind you want. official 31 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:28,400 team misfit versus Canada. Team Canada versus team not Canada versus Canada. No 32 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:33,120 swearing on this episode. I'm sick of muting you. 33 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:42,560 Uh, you know, we're just going to try and grind hard out there. All four lines, all 15 minutes of the period. 34 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:43,400 All of this is so foreign to me. 35 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:49,040 I'm Jason. Wait, does he have the does he 36 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:50,959 have the chainsaw? I don't remember. 37 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:55,599 All right. Hey, so I just want a a clean, good match of hockey, right? And 38 00:02:53,200 --> 00:03:00,959 no fighting, no cussing. Uh, you know, be respectful of one another. All right. 39 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:02,560 And, uh, you know, 5 minutes of hard uh, 40 00:03:00,959 --> 00:03:09,959 hard hockey, you know. Okay. Let's go. All right. So, uh, NHL and let's go. 41 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:09,959 Let's go. 42 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:21,519 All right. Get on your side, Dennis. 43 00:03:26,519 --> 00:03:32,200 Oh, pass. What? 44 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,760 Okay. 45 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:50,480 Is that a goal? Oh, wait. No. 46 00:03:46,879 --> 00:03:50,480 Oh, he's behind 47 00:03:51,959 --> 00:03:56,280 behind. I got you. 48 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:04,889 Oh, come on. 49 00:04:05,519 --> 00:04:12,159 The net The net was off before it went in. The net was off. Sorry, bud. Should 50 00:04:10,319 --> 00:04:15,439 have been Canadian. We got to win next round. We got to 51 00:04:14,000 --> 00:04:19,040 start start generating some offense. We got some dang out there. You got to bang 52 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:24,400 and you got to crash out there. You got to get in the rough spots. You got to lock the off the pegs, which is exactly 53 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:32,280 what they did. Auto gold. I literally did nothing and it worked. Well, 54 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:32,280 sorry. Come on, Dennis. 55 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:42,840 Oh, Dennis. Nice. Nice. Nice. Nice. 56 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:42,840 He's hungry with Paul. 57 00:04:46,479 --> 00:04:50,880 And that's the end of the first period. 58 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:55,199 Oh, we got to start generating a little more offense. You know, we're sitting back in the zone, playing too much of a 59 00:04:53,759 --> 00:04:59,199 trap style. You know, we got to start crashing their net a little bit more. We can't just sit back and wait for the 60 00:04:57,280 --> 00:05:04,479 attack to come to us. Actually, I tried to stay away. 61 00:05:02,080 --> 00:05:07,280 Oh, we're doing well over here. You know what? My mom was right. Now we 62 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:13,199 should have been a professional hockey player with a real 63 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:20,759 All right. Uh I want to see some no foul play. You guys play some some fair 64 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:20,759 hockey and uh let's go. Oh, sorry. 65 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:29,440 Come on, Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. You want to be thrown in the box? Dennis. 66 00:05:26,880 --> 00:05:29,440 Dennis. 67 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:42,520 Oh no. 68 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:57,199 Keep it up. 69 00:05:57,199 --> 00:06:02,639 Yes. Woohoo. 70 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,639 Den, 71 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,639 don't touch it. 72 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:26,560 Oh my god. 73 00:06:30,319 --> 00:06:36,880 Okay, we're down 2-1, but uh it's just a onegoal game. One goal game. Hey ref, 74 00:06:34,479 --> 00:06:41,479 come take a look at my knees. Oh, no. I can't. Oh, man. 75 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:53,600 All right. Are you ready? Yeah. You got a new goender. One's good at defense. 76 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:57,639 You got a new goalie on this side, too? I have zero depth perception. 77 00:06:59,759 --> 00:07:07,560 You can't sit on it. 78 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:07,560 Stop. Penalty. Penalty. 79 00:07:07,599 --> 00:07:16,160 I'm good. No. John's back in. 80 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:19,479 No. Oh no. 81 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:33,759 Get off me. We really pulled together. We really got our bodies in the way and 82 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:41,800 uh you know helps you out when the other team takes a couple dumb penalties. 83 00:07:37,199 --> 00:07:41,800 I'm not talking to the media. You ready? 84 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:52,680 Whoa. What are you doing? 85 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:58,919 I stick and penalty. 86 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:08,639 I did. You want them to score? I got it out of the way. 87 00:08:04,639 --> 00:08:13,000 Get out of here. Out. This is bull. 88 00:08:08,639 --> 00:08:13,000 You just made yourself extra time. 89 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:16,319 All 90 00:08:19,479 --> 00:08:23,039 right. Hey 91 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:28,199 Sorry, you're back in 92 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:43,320 30 seconds and we're going to a shootout. 93 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:47,320 I got it. 94 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:55,519 Beautiful. Ouch. 95 00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:57,399 Shoot up. Shoot down. 96 00:08:55,519 --> 00:09:01,440 Good defense. Whatever. It's got two goals. It's two. 97 00:08:59,760 --> 00:09:07,399 That's like a hockey score. Yeah. Pretty good, actually. Yeah. Okay. Are you 98 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:07,399 ready? Okay. Just 99 00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:10,680 not presenting. 100 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:19,040 Not in. Okay. So, now what happens? You have to move forward. You can't stop. Do 101 00:09:17,440 --> 00:09:24,600 I have to go though? Oh, you have to shoot. No, they go first. Yeah, they go now. Oh, yeah. Okay, John. 102 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,320 You're going to stand. 103 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:39,680 Okay, Colton, you're up. Hey, Danny. Let's go. All right, Dennis. Where's 104 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:41,680 this? Oh, no. Okay. All right. Darren, 105 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:47,440 if you don't get this, the game is over. Oh my god. But Nick actually knows how 106 00:09:43,600 --> 00:09:50,640 to play hockey and I No. You get this. 107 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,560 You guys win on you. Yeah, you go. If 108 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:56,959 you don't score, you lose. You can't go back. How do you feel? What's your 109 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:58,640 strategy? Uh, my strategy is um knock 110 00:09:56,959 --> 00:10:04,240 the ball into the net. You got one shot, one opportunity, non spaghetti. 111 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:07,360 Okay. So, I can move anywhere except backwards. You have to keep moving 112 00:10:05,279 --> 00:10:10,959 forwards. Say, all right. All right. All right. Oh. Oh. Where am I going? Where 113 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:13,959 am I going? Oh, yeah. 114 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Yeah. 115 00:10:17,519 --> 00:10:23,220 Yeah. 116 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:31,880 We lose. We lost. We lost. Hey, we got 117 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:31,880 the outro. Yeah. 118 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:38,320 Thanks for watching Channel Super Fun. Thanks to my Canadian Heritage for our 119 00:10:35,680 --> 00:10:42,399 victory today. And thank you to our patrons. Thank you to Ye Action Camp for 120 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:46,720 sponsoring. And thank you to these knee pads that kept me from being savaged 121 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:51,160 quite as hard as everyone else. These ones are better though. Oh my god. 122 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:56,240 Peace. I don't want to see that.