Skating Fail Compilation - Nerdsports Episode 4

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 2,501 words · ~12 min read
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0:00 keyboard Warriors are back for another nerd Sports this time it's ice hockey
0:03 against the Valley West Hawks we won our last game so it should be pretty
0:14 easy oh wow those are some
0:18 long Dennis that's not your job what
0:21 this is mine I'm not feeling that great I mean I haven't played any of the other
0:25 nerd Sports I had to be a sub for today but I've never played ice hockey before
0:30 I can't tighten it anymore it's at the maximum
0:34 tight I hate hockey the thought of hockey makes my blood boil but I still
0:38 think we're going to do
0:53 great I hate hockey I it's just it's not
0:57 fun to watch for me
1:03 I love hockey but I came to terms very young with the fact that I was never
1:08 going to play hockey because I'm 56 Buck
1:11 40 I mean I don't think they I think I'm wearing like youth
1:14 gear I feeling good for my first ice
1:20 hockey I'm
1:25 excited my name is Ben evanish 6 foot we about 195 lb Kabir Gil my height is 6'2
1:32 and I'm right defenseman my name is Justin gurny currently I'm 61 and 175 lb
1:37 uh I play left wi I have no idea what
1:40 I'm going to contribute to the team hopefully I'll be able to stay up on my skates I've gone skating like three or
1:45 four times I can't skate but from what
1:48 my fiance tells me it's really easy to skate so I'll probably be fine uh I
1:52 played hockey since I was about four or five since I can remember maybe 3 years
1:57 old uh I've been playing hockey since I was 5 years old 30 eight goals this
2:00 season and 27 assists 21 goals and 16
2:06 assists I was a bit sick on the last shoot but I'm probably four or five
2:10 times worse today I have ice skated before I'm from Colorado so we don't
2:14 have much else to do over there I will probably not contribute much of anything
2:19 these are hot how do you even play with this I can't even move
2:40 w
2:51 Wait scared honestly looking at the other team why am I playing ice hockey
3:03 so instead of being one of our better players this game I think I might be one
3:07 of the worse shooting is a lot different with a puck than it is with a ball
3:12 there's some particular things I've seen about these guys you know they probably haven't had much hockey experience but
3:17 we'll be playing the same way against them you know you don't want to underestimate them hockey stuff I'm a
3:22 little disappointed in Colton and Dennis's performance during the warmup I
3:25 really don't think that could have gone any worse he just stands there and go
3:30 ah it doesn't actually block
3:39 anything this is so hard I want to go
3:43 home we are ready for action we got the keyboard Warriors in their familiar red
3:49 uniforms the Valley West Hawks in their nice looking white Unis not sure what to
3:54 expect here but everybody's standing before the puck drop so that's got to be a bonus for the keyboard Warriors one of
3:58 the things I'm noticing right off the bat Brandon as nobody seems to have tied their skates up nearly tight enough or
4:03 their ankles are just extraordinarily weak because everybody's really rocking
4:06 in Money Man Nick here has got an interesting face off looks like he's
4:09 taking it really seriously anyway so oh f f and we're underway and it's Mal
4:15 winning the face off no no it's coming
4:20 no oh my God it's coming it's coming no
4:24 no no his Mound breaks in on the right
4:28 wing puts it up and into the net pass Dennis and it's one- nothing Hawks early
4:33 on didn't seem like a lot of effort coming out of Dennis's hung there James
4:36 maum with a slight s thenis Sun looking like he's struggling just to stay on his
4:40 feet at this point oh oh my god oh no no
4:47 no and it's two nothing just like that right off the face off scoring for the
4:52 Valley West Hawks the Warriors catch a break Hawk continue to control this is
4:56 stonnell you got to wonder why Dennis's hung was already sitting before that
5:00 play unfolded he's it's going to be a struggle to get back up here to his feet
5:04 he's going to get some help here from his teammate Luke he's not one of the
5:08 stronger skating genders in the leag I think he needs to get that pad fixed
5:11 he's going to go down I think I might get an award for the least distance travel in a hockey game not a a record
5:16 maybe not an a he's going to go down and no he stays on his
5:21 feet no one's helping it's great to see the teamw work yeah they're really all
5:25 put together here denn how you feel why am I here I want to go home have to wear
5:30 this around your foot like this so you can't lift up your foot while you're
5:33 going around they're still more limber than us and looks like they got some
5:37 mini hula hoops out that the players got to keep their skates in so they're not
5:41 able to make a correct stride and I don't think it's going to matter poor
5:44 tactic can't wait to see him get down on the butterfly as the NHL face off as one
5:48 from Mal as they got the hula hoops on the bottom of their skates we'll see if
5:51 it makes a difference Mal cutting in all by himself centers it in front and down
5:56 goes Dennis a sty a stylish effort by Dennis is hung no doubt Dennis you need
6:01 some help this could be a long delay to bring out the lift to get him back up to
6:04 his feet here oh hey if you lower your center of gravity it's a bit
6:09 easier oh maybe not into gurnie gurny
6:14 leaves it to stonnell the be oh here we go this is
6:20 teamwork Dennis needs help to the bench try to come up with something that you'd
6:24 think would help the the key blindfolds blindfolds yeah I like your take the
6:28 blades out of the skates idea and Coach Le young he's not happy with
6:32 the Valley West Hawks even though they're up eight things are not going
6:36 well and we're completely screwed you
6:40 don't look so good man you're like purple I feel awful that's about all I
6:45 got right now Boys Hockey is intense I I managed to
6:49 get the ball away from them and I've been in their way a bit I wiped out
6:53 really hard did you see that I hit my head hard but this thing if I wasn't
6:59 wearing this might be dead by now but I feel great I feel fine doesn't even hurt
7:02 anymore skating is a little bit harder than I thought it would be that's for
7:06 sure I brought my girlfriend out to help give me moral support to make me play
7:11 better to make me a better man I was going to say to make like the breakup
7:15 easier or something like that is what I was going to say all right you guys have
7:19 to skate holding these in one hand it's with one hand with one hand y defin they
7:24 got pineapples they now have to play with
7:27 these we even have a little goalie one probably won't help us enough at all but
7:32 uh yeah let's try
7:35 it so every player looks like have a mini stick and I don't see this making a
7:40 difference at all oh God by The Warriors lunit oh
7:47 godamn you got to have that lunit might have something here he's got to get
7:50 going he's got to I hope there's somebody there all the way down the a
7:55 something again on the left wing money man picking up steam all by himself it's
7:58 money man on goal and he didn't even get it towards the net he checked himself
8:03 beautifully done by money man defensively this is not working this is
8:08 obviously too short I'm trying Tyler you
8:11 like that tactic we do look at this look at those bent ankles like somebody tie
8:15 the kids [ __ ] skates like that's just he's starting to pick up
8:19 steam look Mom I'm doing it nope punches
8:23 over controls the puck stolen away here's a chance wide open L unit shot
8:27 save rebound Luke can't put it want to save by tal Rico how did they not score
8:32 there don't believe it he's had three golden opportunities well if I I'd be
8:36 calling that back offside if I were the Warriors can't keep it out they did not
8:40 want to SC with the score there and he throws his glove down with frustration
8:43 you tell him Dennis so now each player's got to they
8:47 got to tie on to one another give him credit he actually has goalie skates
8:52 they aren't player skates they are the real
8:56 thing that is what not to do kids holding it like an ore and he's rolling
9:01 himself around the ice what are you saying do your best Teran I am doing my
9:05 best look this is definitely one so with no one in net now we'll find out Luke
9:09 wins a draw forward it's a gaping 4X six
9:12 puts it on net he scores my goodness who would have thought I honestly even when
9:16 he had the empty net I didn't think he was going to put it in okay keyboard
9:19 Warriors next play wins what this isn't my
9:25 stick Luke wins it straight ahead money man chases have to loose Puck he's got
9:28 an empty net money man falls on his stomach can't put it towards the net
9:32 that's embarrassing tar Rico Retreat retreats to his crease Luke throws it in
9:36 front goes to the creas and out the other side money man first to it on the
9:41 left wing thres it behind the net tar Rico stops it loose in front Luke can't
9:46 find the rebound lunit throws it in front it alive on the left side nice
9:51 move to get around two players money man cutting in shoot stopped by talarico not
9:56 a bad little play there though I'll give him credit for that one to L unit White
9:59 chance shoots and he fired it wide you
10:02 can't say that the keyboard Warriors aren't getting their chances
10:06 tonight pass it pass it pass it to
10:10 me sorry
10:13 guys kicks up this big com to Money Man all by himself money man stick canel
10:18 shoots and he missed the net back to the slot for Taran who gets a shot on net L
10:22 unit with a shot Luke jamming away at the rebound Puck centers to Luke his
10:26 shot goes wide it's like they're trying not to score takes an unbelievable lack
10:30 of talent to not put the puck in the net at this point and oh a shot in the goal
10:34 from Luke a onetime blast and he's got his second and he throws his stick and
10:39 gloves and yeah baby reminding me very much of teu salani in his Winnipeg days
10:44 with the glove and sticks and be careful yeah he he's going to go towards Dennis
10:48 and he does the Boston slide what a shot
10:51 from Luke I hope to hell that they just claimed next shot wins because they
10:56 scored a beauty there to bury one in the back of the net I'll give that is a
10:59 legitimate goal for the keyboard Warriors well they blast into the back
11:03 of theet Clapper is that Steven Stam Co out there what a shot and keyboard
11:08 Warriors get it done so for Tyler dinwoody I'm Brandon alel another
11:12 successful I guess you want to call it that successful sporting event from the
11:16 keyboard Warriors who beat the Valley West Hawks here at the Langley Event
11:20 Center I think we did pretty good uh I just like
11:26 sometimes I don't know where the team's head's at like I just feel like I'm
11:29 doing everything yeah but like you know
11:33 whatever I need some work you know I thought the ending was really exciting I
11:37 thought that the keyboard Warriors really pulled together as Warriors and
11:42 pulled out the win Let's Go Keyboard Warriors woo I'm a little bit worried
11:46 about the next challenge cuz I'm not going to be here I hope the team plays well in my absence it's uh it's a game
11:51 that's probably not quite as physically demanding as ice hockey maybe they'll do
11:55 okay I hit it once and that's all that matters cuz the the one time that I did
12:00 hit it it helped I think the least valuable player on the team was Colton
12:03 well actually he did have some value in that every time I saw him out there it
12:07 motivated me to get back out on the ice um but outside of that I think he was
12:12 pretty much just a pylon unfortunately hey uh I was expecting a little more
12:16 competition but in the end it was pretty fun we won and that's what it's all
12:20 about you know I still hate hockey but I
12:24 feel like we did great and I have a good team and that's what it's all about more
12:29 questions after this game I'm pretty sure I don't like hockey I I will not
12:34 like hockey I can watch hockey but I'm not going to play again I feel so
12:39 relieved cuz this gear is so hot and I
12:43 can't wait to take them off I score one
12:47 to the net to our net so I score one for them I guess that's at Le is a
12:54 contribute a kind of contribute different kind looks like keyboard
12:59 Warriors win again thanks to the Valley West Hawks
13:03 and the Langley Event Center for hosting us keep tuning in nerd Sports see if we
13:07 win again next time