keyboard Warriors are back for another nerd Sports this time it's ice hockey
against the Valley West Hawks we won our last game so it should be pretty
easy oh wow those are some
long Dennis that's not your job what
this is mine I'm not feeling that great I mean I haven't played any of the other
nerd Sports I had to be a sub for today but I've never played ice hockey before
I can't tighten it anymore it's at the maximum
tight I hate hockey the thought of hockey makes my blood boil but I still
think we're going to do
great I hate hockey I it's just it's not
fun to watch for me
I love hockey but I came to terms very young with the fact that I was never
going to play hockey because I'm 56 Buck
40 I mean I don't think they I think I'm wearing like youth
gear I feeling good for my first ice
hockey I'm
excited my name is Ben evanish 6 foot we about 195 lb Kabir Gil my height is 6'2
and I'm right defenseman my name is Justin gurny currently I'm 61 and 175 lb
uh I play left wi I have no idea what
I'm going to contribute to the team hopefully I'll be able to stay up on my skates I've gone skating like three or
four times I can't skate but from what
my fiance tells me it's really easy to skate so I'll probably be fine uh I
played hockey since I was about four or five since I can remember maybe 3 years
old uh I've been playing hockey since I was 5 years old 30 eight goals this
season and 27 assists 21 goals and 16
assists I was a bit sick on the last shoot but I'm probably four or five
times worse today I have ice skated before I'm from Colorado so we don't
have much else to do over there I will probably not contribute much of anything
these are hot how do you even play with this I can't even move
w
Wait scared honestly looking at the other team why am I playing ice hockey
so instead of being one of our better players this game I think I might be one
of the worse shooting is a lot different with a puck than it is with a ball
there's some particular things I've seen about these guys you know they probably haven't had much hockey experience but
we'll be playing the same way against them you know you don't want to underestimate them hockey stuff I'm a
little disappointed in Colton and Dennis's performance during the warmup I
really don't think that could have gone any worse he just stands there and go
ah it doesn't actually block
anything this is so hard I want to go
home we are ready for action we got the keyboard Warriors in their familiar red
uniforms the Valley West Hawks in their nice looking white Unis not sure what to
expect here but everybody's standing before the puck drop so that's got to be a bonus for the keyboard Warriors one of
the things I'm noticing right off the bat Brandon as nobody seems to have tied their skates up nearly tight enough or
their ankles are just extraordinarily weak because everybody's really rocking
in Money Man Nick here has got an interesting face off looks like he's
taking it really seriously anyway so oh f f and we're underway and it's Mal
winning the face off no no it's coming
no oh my God it's coming it's coming no
no no his Mound breaks in on the right
wing puts it up and into the net pass Dennis and it's one- nothing Hawks early
on didn't seem like a lot of effort coming out of Dennis's hung there James
maum with a slight s thenis Sun looking like he's struggling just to stay on his
feet at this point oh oh my god oh no no
no and it's two nothing just like that right off the face off scoring for the
Valley West Hawks the Warriors catch a break Hawk continue to control this is
stonnell you got to wonder why Dennis's hung was already sitting before that
play unfolded he's it's going to be a struggle to get back up here to his feet
he's going to get some help here from his teammate Luke he's not one of the
stronger skating genders in the leag I think he needs to get that pad fixed
he's going to go down I think I might get an award for the least distance travel in a hockey game not a a record
maybe not an a he's going to go down and no he stays on his
feet no one's helping it's great to see the teamw work yeah they're really all
put together here denn how you feel why am I here I want to go home have to wear
this around your foot like this so you can't lift up your foot while you're
going around they're still more limber than us and looks like they got some
mini hula hoops out that the players got to keep their skates in so they're not
able to make a correct stride and I don't think it's going to matter poor
tactic can't wait to see him get down on the butterfly as the NHL face off as one
from Mal as they got the hula hoops on the bottom of their skates we'll see if
it makes a difference Mal cutting in all by himself centers it in front and down
goes Dennis a sty a stylish effort by Dennis is hung no doubt Dennis you need
some help this could be a long delay to bring out the lift to get him back up to
his feet here oh hey if you lower your center of gravity it's a bit
easier oh maybe not into gurnie gurny
leaves it to stonnell the be oh here we go this is
teamwork Dennis needs help to the bench try to come up with something that you'd
think would help the the key blindfolds blindfolds yeah I like your take the
blades out of the skates idea and Coach Le young he's not happy with
the Valley West Hawks even though they're up eight things are not going
well and we're completely screwed you
don't look so good man you're like purple I feel awful that's about all I
got right now Boys Hockey is intense I I managed to
get the ball away from them and I've been in their way a bit I wiped out
really hard did you see that I hit my head hard but this thing if I wasn't
wearing this might be dead by now but I feel great I feel fine doesn't even hurt
anymore skating is a little bit harder than I thought it would be that's for
sure I brought my girlfriend out to help give me moral support to make me play
better to make me a better man I was going to say to make like the breakup
easier or something like that is what I was going to say all right you guys have
to skate holding these in one hand it's with one hand with one hand y defin they
got pineapples they now have to play with
these we even have a little goalie one probably won't help us enough at all but
uh yeah let's try
it so every player looks like have a mini stick and I don't see this making a
difference at all oh God by The Warriors lunit oh
godamn you got to have that lunit might have something here he's got to get
going he's got to I hope there's somebody there all the way down the a
something again on the left wing money man picking up steam all by himself it's
money man on goal and he didn't even get it towards the net he checked himself
beautifully done by money man defensively this is not working this is
obviously too short I'm trying Tyler you
like that tactic we do look at this look at those bent ankles like somebody tie
the kids [ __ ] skates like that's just he's starting to pick up
steam look Mom I'm doing it nope punches
over controls the puck stolen away here's a chance wide open L unit shot
save rebound Luke can't put it want to save by tal Rico how did they not score
there don't believe it he's had three golden opportunities well if I I'd be
calling that back offside if I were the Warriors can't keep it out they did not
want to SC with the score there and he throws his glove down with frustration
you tell him Dennis so now each player's got to they
got to tie on to one another give him credit he actually has goalie skates
they aren't player skates they are the real
thing that is what not to do kids holding it like an ore and he's rolling
himself around the ice what are you saying do your best Teran I am doing my
best look this is definitely one so with no one in net now we'll find out Luke
wins a draw forward it's a gaping 4X six
puts it on net he scores my goodness who would have thought I honestly even when
he had the empty net I didn't think he was going to put it in okay keyboard
Warriors next play wins what this isn't my
stick Luke wins it straight ahead money man chases have to loose Puck he's got
an empty net money man falls on his stomach can't put it towards the net
that's embarrassing tar Rico Retreat retreats to his crease Luke throws it in
front goes to the creas and out the other side money man first to it on the
left wing thres it behind the net tar Rico stops it loose in front Luke can't
find the rebound lunit throws it in front it alive on the left side nice
move to get around two players money man cutting in shoot stopped by talarico not
a bad little play there though I'll give him credit for that one to L unit White
chance shoots and he fired it wide you
can't say that the keyboard Warriors aren't getting their chances
tonight pass it pass it pass it to
me sorry
guys kicks up this big com to Money Man all by himself money man stick canel
shoots and he missed the net back to the slot for Taran who gets a shot on net L
unit with a shot Luke jamming away at the rebound Puck centers to Luke his
shot goes wide it's like they're trying not to score takes an unbelievable lack
of talent to not put the puck in the net at this point and oh a shot in the goal
from Luke a onetime blast and he's got his second and he throws his stick and
gloves and yeah baby reminding me very much of teu salani in his Winnipeg days
with the glove and sticks and be careful yeah he he's going to go towards Dennis
and he does the Boston slide what a shot
from Luke I hope to hell that they just claimed next shot wins because they
scored a beauty there to bury one in the back of the net I'll give that is a
legitimate goal for the keyboard Warriors well they blast into the back
of theet Clapper is that Steven Stam Co out there what a shot and keyboard
Warriors get it done so for Tyler dinwoody I'm Brandon alel another
successful I guess you want to call it that successful sporting event from the
keyboard Warriors who beat the Valley West Hawks here at the Langley Event
Center I think we did pretty good uh I just like
sometimes I don't know where the team's head's at like I just feel like I'm
doing everything yeah but like you know
whatever I need some work you know I thought the ending was really exciting I
thought that the keyboard Warriors really pulled together as Warriors and
pulled out the win Let's Go Keyboard Warriors woo I'm a little bit worried
about the next challenge cuz I'm not going to be here I hope the team plays well in my absence it's uh it's a game
that's probably not quite as physically demanding as ice hockey maybe they'll do
okay I hit it once and that's all that matters cuz the the one time that I did
hit it it helped I think the least valuable player on the team was Colton
well actually he did have some value in that every time I saw him out there it
motivated me to get back out on the ice um but outside of that I think he was
pretty much just a pylon unfortunately hey uh I was expecting a little more
competition but in the end it was pretty fun we won and that's what it's all
about you know I still hate hockey but I
feel like we did great and I have a good team and that's what it's all about more
questions after this game I'm pretty sure I don't like hockey I I will not
like hockey I can watch hockey but I'm not going to play again I feel so
relieved cuz this gear is so hot and I
can't wait to take them off I score one
to the net to our net so I score one for them I guess that's at Le is a
contribute a kind of contribute different kind looks like keyboard
Warriors win again thanks to the Valley West Hawks
and the Langley Event Center for hosting us keep tuning in nerd Sports see if we
win again next time