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keyboard Warriors are back for another nerd Sports this time it's ice hockey

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against the Valley West Hawks we won our last game so it should be pretty

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easy oh wow those are some

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long Dennis that's not your job what

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this is mine I'm not feeling that great I mean I haven't played any of the other

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nerd Sports I had to be a sub for today but I've never played ice hockey before

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I can't tighten it anymore it's at the maximum

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tight I hate hockey the thought of hockey makes my blood boil but I still

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think we're going to do

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great I hate hockey I it's just it's not

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fun to watch for me

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I love hockey but I came to terms very young with the fact that I was never

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going to play hockey because I'm 56 Buck

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40 I mean I don't think they I think I'm wearing like youth

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gear I feeling good for my first ice

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hockey I'm

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excited my name is Ben evanish 6 foot we about 195 lb Kabir Gil my height is 6'2

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and I'm right defenseman my name is Justin gurny currently I'm 61 and 175 lb

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uh I play left wi I have no idea what

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I'm going to contribute to the team hopefully I'll be able to stay up on my skates I've gone skating like three or

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four times I can't skate but from what

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my fiance tells me it's really easy to skate so I'll probably be fine uh I

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played hockey since I was about four or five since I can remember maybe 3 years

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old uh I've been playing hockey since I was 5 years old 30 eight goals this

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season and 27 assists 21 goals and 16

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assists I was a bit sick on the last shoot but I'm probably four or five

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times worse today I have ice skated before I'm from Colorado so we don't

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have much else to do over there I will probably not contribute much of anything

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these are hot how do you even play with this I can't even move

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w

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Wait scared honestly looking at the other team why am I playing ice hockey

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so instead of being one of our better players this game I think I might be one

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of the worse shooting is a lot different with a puck than it is with a ball

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there's some particular things I've seen about these guys you know they probably haven't had much hockey experience but

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we'll be playing the same way against them you know you don't want to underestimate them hockey stuff I'm a

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little disappointed in Colton and Dennis's performance during the warmup I

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really don't think that could have gone any worse he just stands there and go

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ah it doesn't actually block

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anything this is so hard I want to go

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home we are ready for action we got the keyboard Warriors in their familiar red

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uniforms the Valley West Hawks in their nice looking white Unis not sure what to

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expect here but everybody's standing before the puck drop so that's got to be a bonus for the keyboard Warriors one of

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the things I'm noticing right off the bat Brandon as nobody seems to have tied their skates up nearly tight enough or

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their ankles are just extraordinarily weak because everybody's really rocking

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in Money Man Nick here has got an interesting face off looks like he's

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taking it really seriously anyway so oh f f and we're underway and it's Mal

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winning the face off no no it's coming

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no oh my God it's coming it's coming no

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no no his Mound breaks in on the right

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wing puts it up and into the net pass Dennis and it's one- nothing Hawks early

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on didn't seem like a lot of effort coming out of Dennis's hung there James

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maum with a slight s thenis Sun looking like he's struggling just to stay on his

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feet at this point oh oh my god oh no no

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no and it's two nothing just like that right off the face off scoring for the

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Valley West Hawks the Warriors catch a break Hawk continue to control this is

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stonnell you got to wonder why Dennis's hung was already sitting before that

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play unfolded he's it's going to be a struggle to get back up here to his feet

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he's going to get some help here from his teammate Luke he's not one of the

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stronger skating genders in the leag I think he needs to get that pad fixed

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he's going to go down I think I might get an award for the least distance travel in a hockey game not a a record

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maybe not an a he's going to go down and no he stays on his

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feet no one's helping it's great to see the teamw work yeah they're really all

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put together here denn how you feel why am I here I want to go home have to wear

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this around your foot like this so you can't lift up your foot while you're

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going around they're still more limber than us and looks like they got some

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mini hula hoops out that the players got to keep their skates in so they're not

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able to make a correct stride and I don't think it's going to matter poor

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tactic can't wait to see him get down on the butterfly as the NHL face off as one

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from Mal as they got the hula hoops on the bottom of their skates we'll see if

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it makes a difference Mal cutting in all by himself centers it in front and down

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goes Dennis a sty a stylish effort by Dennis is hung no doubt Dennis you need

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some help this could be a long delay to bring out the lift to get him back up to

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his feet here oh hey if you lower your center of gravity it's a bit

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easier oh maybe not into gurnie gurny

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leaves it to stonnell the be oh here we go this is

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teamwork Dennis needs help to the bench try to come up with something that you'd

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think would help the the key blindfolds blindfolds yeah I like your take the

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blades out of the skates idea and Coach Le young he's not happy with

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the Valley West Hawks even though they're up eight things are not going

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well and we're completely screwed you

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don't look so good man you're like purple I feel awful that's about all I

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got right now Boys Hockey is intense I I managed to

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get the ball away from them and I've been in their way a bit I wiped out

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really hard did you see that I hit my head hard but this thing if I wasn't

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wearing this might be dead by now but I feel great I feel fine doesn't even hurt

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anymore skating is a little bit harder than I thought it would be that's for

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sure I brought my girlfriend out to help give me moral support to make me play

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better to make me a better man I was going to say to make like the breakup

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easier or something like that is what I was going to say all right you guys have

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to skate holding these in one hand it's with one hand with one hand y defin they

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got pineapples they now have to play with

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these we even have a little goalie one probably won't help us enough at all but

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uh yeah let's try

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it so every player looks like have a mini stick and I don't see this making a

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difference at all oh God by The Warriors lunit oh

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godamn you got to have that lunit might have something here he's got to get

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going he's got to I hope there's somebody there all the way down the a

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something again on the left wing money man picking up steam all by himself it's

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money man on goal and he didn't even get it towards the net he checked himself

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beautifully done by money man defensively this is not working this is

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obviously too short I'm trying Tyler you

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like that tactic we do look at this look at those bent ankles like somebody tie

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the kids [ __ ] skates like that's just he's starting to pick up

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steam look Mom I'm doing it nope punches

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over controls the puck stolen away here's a chance wide open L unit shot

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save rebound Luke can't put it want to save by tal Rico how did they not score

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there don't believe it he's had three golden opportunities well if I I'd be

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calling that back offside if I were the Warriors can't keep it out they did not

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want to SC with the score there and he throws his glove down with frustration

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you tell him Dennis so now each player's got to they

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got to tie on to one another give him credit he actually has goalie skates

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they aren't player skates they are the real

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thing that is what not to do kids holding it like an ore and he's rolling

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himself around the ice what are you saying do your best Teran I am doing my

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best look this is definitely one so with no one in net now we'll find out Luke

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wins a draw forward it's a gaping 4X six

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puts it on net he scores my goodness who would have thought I honestly even when

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he had the empty net I didn't think he was going to put it in okay keyboard

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Warriors next play wins what this isn't my

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stick Luke wins it straight ahead money man chases have to loose Puck he's got

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an empty net money man falls on his stomach can't put it towards the net

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that's embarrassing tar Rico Retreat retreats to his crease Luke throws it in

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front goes to the creas and out the other side money man first to it on the

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left wing thres it behind the net tar Rico stops it loose in front Luke can't

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find the rebound lunit throws it in front it alive on the left side nice

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move to get around two players money man cutting in shoot stopped by talarico not

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a bad little play there though I'll give him credit for that one to L unit White

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chance shoots and he fired it wide you

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can't say that the keyboard Warriors aren't getting their chances

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tonight pass it pass it pass it to

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me sorry

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guys kicks up this big com to Money Man all by himself money man stick canel

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shoots and he missed the net back to the slot for Taran who gets a shot on net L

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unit with a shot Luke jamming away at the rebound Puck centers to Luke his

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shot goes wide it's like they're trying not to score takes an unbelievable lack

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of talent to not put the puck in the net at this point and oh a shot in the goal

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from Luke a onetime blast and he's got his second and he throws his stick and

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gloves and yeah baby reminding me very much of teu salani in his Winnipeg days

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with the glove and sticks and be careful yeah he he's going to go towards Dennis

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and he does the Boston slide what a shot

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from Luke I hope to hell that they just claimed next shot wins because they

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scored a beauty there to bury one in the back of the net I'll give that is a

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legitimate goal for the keyboard Warriors well they blast into the back

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of theet Clapper is that Steven Stam Co out there what a shot and keyboard

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Warriors get it done so for Tyler dinwoody I'm Brandon alel another

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successful I guess you want to call it that successful sporting event from the

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keyboard Warriors who beat the Valley West Hawks here at the Langley Event

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Center I think we did pretty good uh I just like

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sometimes I don't know where the team's head's at like I just feel like I'm

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doing everything yeah but like you know

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whatever I need some work you know I thought the ending was really exciting I

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thought that the keyboard Warriors really pulled together as Warriors and

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pulled out the win Let's Go Keyboard Warriors woo I'm a little bit worried

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about the next challenge cuz I'm not going to be here I hope the team plays well in my absence it's uh it's a game

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that's probably not quite as physically demanding as ice hockey maybe they'll do

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okay I hit it once and that's all that matters cuz the the one time that I did

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hit it it helped I think the least valuable player on the team was Colton

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well actually he did have some value in that every time I saw him out there it

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motivated me to get back out on the ice um but outside of that I think he was

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pretty much just a pylon unfortunately hey uh I was expecting a little more

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competition but in the end it was pretty fun we won and that's what it's all

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about you know I still hate hockey but I

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feel like we did great and I have a good team and that's what it's all about more

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questions after this game I'm pretty sure I don't like hockey I I will not

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like hockey I can watch hockey but I'm not going to play again I feel so

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relieved cuz this gear is so hot and I

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can't wait to take them off I score one

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to the net to our net so I score one for them I guess that's at Le is a

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contribute a kind of contribute different kind looks like keyboard

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Warriors win again thanks to the Valley West Hawks

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and the Langley Event Center for hosting us keep tuning in nerd Sports see if we

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win again next time