{"video_id":"kdkRAUThvDc","title":"Skating Fail Compilation - Nerdsports Episode 4","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2017-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":790,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":5.759,"text":"keyboard Warriors are back for another nerd Sports this time it's ice hockey","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.56,"end_s":8.37,"text":"against the Valley West Hawks we won our last game so it should be pretty","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.719,"end_s":21.76,"text":"easy oh wow those are some","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":18.199,"end_s":24.32,"text":"long Dennis that's not your job what","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.76,"end_s":28.199,"text":"this is mine I'm not feeling that great I mean I haven't played any of the other","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":25.599,"end_s":32.84,"text":"nerd Sports I had to be a sub for today but I've never played ice hockey 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Sports this time it's ice hockey against the Valley West Hawks we won our last game so it should be pretty easy oh wow those are some long Dennis that's not your job what this is mine I'm not feeling that great I mean I haven't played any of the other nerd Sports I had to be a sub for today but I've never played ice hockey before I can't tighten it anymore it's at the maximum tight I hate hockey the thought of hockey makes my blood boil but I still think we're going to do great I hate hockey I it's just it's not fun to watch for me I love hockey but I came to terms very young with the fact that I was never going to play hockey because I'm 56 Buck 40 I mean I don't think they I think I'm wearing like youth gear I feeling good for my first ice hockey I'm excited my name is Ben evanish 6 foot we about 195 lb Kabir Gil my height is 6'2 and I'm right defenseman my name is Justin gurny currently I'm 61 and 175 lb uh I play left wi I have no idea what I'm going to contribute to the team hopefully I'll be able to stay up on my skates I've gone skating like three or four times I can't skate but from what my fiance tells me it's really easy to skate so I'll probably be fine uh I played hockey since I was about four or five since I can remember maybe 3 years old uh I've been playing hockey since I was 5 years old 30 eight goals this season and 27 assists 21 goals and 16 assists I was a bit sick on the last shoot but I'm probably four or five times worse today I have ice skated before I'm from Colorado so we don't have much else to do over there I will probably not contribute much of anything these are hot how do you even play with this I can't even move w Wait scared honestly looking at the other team why am I playing ice hockey so instead of being one of our better players this game I think I might be one of the worse shooting is a lot different with a puck than it is with a ball there's some particular things I've seen about these guys you know they probably haven't had much hockey experience but we'll be playing the same way against them you know you don't want to underestimate them hockey stuff I'm a little disappointed in Colton and Dennis's performance during the warmup I really don't think that could have gone any worse he just stands there and go ah it doesn't actually block anything this is so hard I want to go home we are ready for action we got the keyboard Warriors in their familiar red uniforms the Valley West Hawks in their nice looking white Unis not sure what to expect here but everybody's standing before the puck drop so that's got to be a bonus for the keyboard Warriors one of the things I'm noticing right off the bat Brandon as nobody seems to have tied their skates up nearly tight enough or their ankles are just extraordinarily weak because everybody's really rocking in Money Man Nick here has got an interesting face off looks like he's taking it really seriously anyway so oh f f and we're underway and it's Mal winning the face off no no it's coming no oh my God it's coming it's coming no no no his Mound breaks in on the right wing puts it up and into the net pass Dennis and it's one- nothing Hawks early on didn't seem like a lot of effort coming out of Dennis's hung there James maum with a slight s thenis Sun looking like he's struggling just to stay on his feet at this point oh oh my god oh no no no and it's two nothing just like that right off the face off scoring for the Valley West Hawks the Warriors catch a break Hawk continue to control this is stonnell you got to wonder why Dennis's hung was already sitting before that play unfolded he's it's going to be a struggle to get back up here to his feet he's going to get some help here from his teammate Luke he's not one of the stronger skating genders in the leag I think he needs to get that pad fixed he's going to go down I think I might get an award for the least distance travel in a hockey game not a a record maybe not an a he's going to go down and no he stays on his feet no one's helping it's great to see the teamw work yeah they're really all put together here denn how you feel why am I here I want to go home have to wear this around your foot like this so you can't lift up your foot while you're going around they're still more limber than us and looks like they got some mini hula hoops out that the players got to keep their skates in so they're not able to make a correct stride and I don't think it's going to matter poor tactic can't wait to see him get down on the butterfly as the NHL face off as one from Mal as they got the hula hoops on the bottom of their skates we'll see if it makes a difference Mal cutting in all by himself centers it in front and down goes Dennis a sty a stylish effort by Dennis is hung no doubt Dennis you need some help this could be a long delay to bring out the lift to get him back up to his feet here oh hey if you lower your center of gravity it's a bit easier oh maybe not into gurnie gurny leaves it to stonnell the be oh here we go this is teamwork Dennis needs help to the bench try to come up with something that you'd think would help the the key blindfolds blindfolds yeah I like your take the blades out of the skates idea and Coach Le young he's not happy with the Valley West Hawks even though they're up eight things are not going well and we're completely screwed you don't look so good man you're like purple I feel awful that's about all I got right now Boys Hockey is intense I I managed to get the ball away from them and I've been in their way a bit I wiped out really hard did you see that I hit my head hard but this thing if I wasn't wearing this might be dead by now but I feel great I feel fine doesn't even hurt anymore skating is a little bit harder than I thought it would be that's for sure I brought my girlfriend out to help give me moral support to make me play better to make me a better man I was going to say to make like the breakup easier or something like that is what I was going to say all right you guys have to skate holding these in one hand it's with one hand with one hand y defin they got pineapples they now have to play with these we even have a little goalie one probably won't help us enough at all but uh yeah let's try it so every player looks like have a mini stick and I don't see this making a difference at all oh God by The Warriors lunit oh godamn you got to have that lunit might have something here he's got to get going he's got to I hope there's somebody there all the way down the a something again on the left wing money man picking up steam all by himself it's money man on goal and he didn't even get it towards the net he checked himself beautifully done by money man defensively this is not working this is obviously too short I'm trying Tyler you like that tactic we do look at this look at those bent ankles like somebody tie the kids [ __ ] skates like that's just he's starting to pick up steam look Mom I'm doing it nope punches over controls the puck stolen away here's a chance wide open L unit shot save rebound Luke can't put it want to save by tal Rico how did they not score there don't believe it he's had three golden opportunities well if I I'd be calling that back offside if I were the Warriors can't keep it out they did not want to SC with the score there and he throws his glove down with frustration you tell him Dennis so now each player's got to they got to tie on to one another give him credit he actually has goalie skates they aren't player skates they are the real thing that is what not to do kids holding it like an ore and he's rolling himself around the ice what are you saying do your best Teran I am doing my best look this is definitely one so with no one in net now we'll find out Luke wins a draw forward it's a gaping 4X six puts it on net he scores my goodness who would have thought I honestly even when he had the empty net I didn't think he was going to put it in okay keyboard Warriors next play wins what this isn't my stick Luke wins it straight ahead money man chases have to loose Puck he's got an empty net money man falls on his stomach can't put it towards the net that's embarrassing tar Rico Retreat retreats to his crease Luke throws it in front goes to the creas and out the other side money man first to it on the left wing thres it behind the net tar Rico stops it loose in front Luke can't find the rebound lunit throws it in front it alive on the left side nice move to get around two players money man cutting in shoot stopped by talarico not a bad little play there though I'll give him credit for that one to L unit White chance shoots and he fired it wide you can't say that the keyboard Warriors aren't getting their chances tonight pass it pass it pass it to me sorry guys kicks up this big com to Money Man all by himself money man stick canel shoots and he missed the net back to the slot for Taran who gets a shot on net L unit with a shot Luke jamming away at the rebound Puck centers to Luke his shot goes wide it's like they're trying not to score takes an unbelievable lack of talent to not put the puck in the net at this point and oh a shot in the goal from Luke a onetime blast and he's got his second and he throws his stick and gloves and yeah baby reminding me very much of teu salani in his Winnipeg days with the glove and sticks and be careful yeah he he's going to go towards Dennis and he does the Boston slide what a shot from Luke I hope to hell that they just claimed next shot wins because they scored a beauty there to bury one in the back of the net I'll give that is a legitimate goal for the keyboard Warriors well they blast into the back of theet Clapper is that Steven Stam Co out there what a shot and keyboard Warriors get it done so for Tyler dinwoody I'm Brandon alel another successful I guess you want to call it that successful sporting event from the keyboard Warriors who beat the Valley West Hawks here at the Langley Event Center I think we did pretty good uh I just like sometimes I don't know where the team's head's at like I just feel like I'm doing everything yeah but like you know whatever I need some work you know I thought the ending was really exciting I thought that the keyboard Warriors really pulled together as Warriors and pulled out the win Let's Go Keyboard Warriors woo I'm a little bit worried about the next challenge cuz I'm not going to be here I hope the team plays well in my absence it's uh it's a game that's probably not quite as physically demanding as ice hockey maybe they'll do okay I hit it once and that's all that matters cuz the the one time that I did hit it it helped I think the least valuable player on the team was Colton well actually he did have some value in that every time I saw him out there it motivated me to get back out on the ice um but outside of that I think he was pretty much just a pylon unfortunately hey uh I was expecting a little more competition but in the end it was pretty fun we won and that's what it's all about you know I still hate hockey but I feel like we did great and I have a good team and that's what it's all about more questions after this game I'm pretty sure I don't like hockey I I will not like hockey I can watch hockey but I'm not going to play again I feel so relieved cuz this gear is so hot and I can't wait to take them off I score one to the net to our net so I score one for them I guess that's at Le is a contribute a kind of contribute different kind looks like keyboard Warriors win again thanks to the Valley West Hawks and the Langley Event Center for hosting us keep tuning in nerd Sports see if we win again next time"}