Exploding Kittens!

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2018-05-06 · 1,907 words · ~9 min read
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0:00 Give them that liao spice that they love. Yeah,
0:04 sichuan in China. Okay. Welcome to Channel Super Fun. Today we are playing
0:09 Exploding Kittens. I don't know how to play Luke dolls. So, let's start it.
0:14 Okay. Okay. All right.
0:20 Does he actually have something to do with cats? They blow up. When cats get
0:23 too old, they explode. Have you ever seen the cartoon Garfield? That's based
0:26 off a true story. It's about a cat that was it had an eating disorder that this
0:30 cat So all the art for this game was done by the oatmeal. If you've seen the
0:34 oatmeal comics online, he's really hilarious artist. And we have the not
0:38 safe for work edition. So a lot of the cards are all right. Really? Dennis's um
0:43 cat seems to be uh engaged in some um some audio fellatio here. Some oral self
0:49 pressure. Did you also just say audio fellio? You also you also said self
0:53 pressure. I can't talk today. Okay. Can we look at these cards? No. No. No, no,
0:57 no. So, two, you may you may look at them.
1:02 So, to explain the cards, there's the exploding kitten. If you draw the exploding kitten, you have to deal with
1:06 it immediately. Um, an attack card, which will say attack on it, will make
1:10 the next person have to go twice. A skip
1:13 card allows you to skip your turn. A favor card forces another player, any
1:18 other player, to give you one card from their hand. They get to choose what they
1:23 give you. A shuffle card shuffles the whole deck. A see the future card is
1:28 peeking at the top three cards on the deck. You get to draw from them. And
1:32 then there are other like weird cats. I
1:36 got no clue. We should just start it. Okay. So, we should like zoom in on
1:40 these shuffle. John, I feel like you were a black you were a blackjack dealer
1:44 on a old river boat called Black Sally's Apple. Black Sally's Apple. All right,
1:50 Dennis, you you can I go first? Yeah, you can choose to play a card. Also,
1:54 don't show them to me, please. See the future. Okay, there's a thing in the
1:59 ship ass in. Look at this. There's a head in the sheep's ass is what he's
2:04 trying to say. It's a goat. Okay, so do what it says. It says at the top. It says at the bottom. Privately view the
2:08 top three cards of the deck. Close your eyes. I can't. Dude, just pick a card. I
2:13 can just Oh, cool. Oh, wow. He has no
2:17 idea what's going on. I know what I'm doing. Oh, wow.
2:21 Did you make your move? Oh, I had to pick up. You know what? But I'm not going to play a card. I'm just going to
2:25 take one and I'll be it. So, um, does
2:28 Can I just play this random bikini cat? You don't play. You have to keep it in
2:32 your hand. That's the one where you need like pairs. No. Yeah, these don't do
2:36 anything. See the future.
2:39 H. Oh, cool. Did you know that a butt
2:42 tuba spelled backwards is a butt tuba?
2:46 Uh, okay. Cool. They look cool to me. Don't show me your cards.
2:51 Don't look. I'm looking at the goat's I'm looking at the goat's anus. I'm not
2:56 looking at your cards. I don't know if you seeing my cards will help me at all.
2:59 Oh, come on. Hurry up. Mama cat. You
3:03 can't play that. Oh, mama son. Dude, look at these cats, man. They're like
3:07 tearing this dude apart. They took out his heart and like his intestines and
3:11 like also like his eyeball. Like he's missing an eyeball. Stop staring. Look.
3:16 Okay, you can't play. You can't play that. What do I do with this card if there's no instruction on Okay, it's
3:21 very sharp. You just go like this.
3:24 Bleed out. Such you can also do it right. That's fine. Um, purple. Well,
3:30 uh, still no clue what I'm doing, but you know what? I'm going to teach
3:33 someone a new palendrome. One player must give me a card of their
3:38 choice, and that person is
3:44 You drew a card, Ble. Uh, yeah, I did.
3:52 On that note, it's your turn. Is that what is that sounds like? My turn. Okay,
3:56 you're done. Oh, cool. Oh, you don't
4:00 even know what that means. I know. What does it mean? I want to see if I want to
4:03 play anything first. I feel like this game would go considerably faster if it's just John and I. Uh, let's throw
4:08 down a double bikini cat and call it a day. Oh, okay. What are you going to do?
4:13 Well, I'm going to steal from Dennis. Is that okay? Stop.
4:17 Okay, that's actually applicable. Oh,
4:21 okay. Good play. That was good. You know, the Pope flipped me off once. That
4:26 that actually happened. This guy did he
4:30 weave? That would have been fantastic. Weave an infinity boner and live
4:34 forever. Damn. You have to wrap your wiener into an infinity symbol and you
4:38 can live forever. Aren't there some animals that actually do have like
4:41 prehensile phalli? Okay, I got this exploding kitty. I don't know what that
4:45 Oh, you just got dead, buddy. He has a
4:48 fuse. Dennis can put it back in anywhere
4:52 he likes, secretly or not. He's going to put it two cards in.
4:58 No,
5:02 you don't. Okay, I'm going to play double mama cat,
5:07 in which case I'm going to steal from Dennis.
5:11 Stop
5:14 those. Nopes are so valuable. Bye to
5:19 wonder what I'm going to do. Why are you covering your mouth? Okay.
5:24 Bye. Oh with it.
5:29 Do you have a Do you have a Oh yeah. You're going to watch yourself die. I
5:34 hope you have a dream where you can see your death and it really Oh, interesting. You're super going to die.
5:38 Oh my god. You're dead. I bomb myself. Get out of here. Dance. I should have
5:43 bombed you. Oh, you should have. Okay, I'm You tried to kill me.
5:49 I didn't know you have skin card. I'm going to throw down the zombie cat. Do
5:53 you have two of them? No. So, I'm not ignoring this. Jokes's on you, buddy.
5:58 That was a set on uh I'm going to see the future. There
6:02 you go. Okay, I can do that. Yeah.
6:07 D. Oh, okay. Well, look, we're all picking
6:10 up cards. I'm going to throw down the bikini cap. You got two of them. Okay.
6:14 And I'm going to steal from John. He still has to drop. Yeah, that's a card.
6:19 Oh, exploding kitten. Oh, you have a diffuse. I have this. Okay, he has a
6:24 diffuse. So, so you can put the kitten anywhere in the deck, secretly or not.
6:30 Not behind my ear. What the [ __ ] Is this like a couple having diarrhea? Yep.
6:34 So, this is Dennis and his girlfriend after a night binging at Bubble World. A
6:37 couple. Okay, BL, give me a random card of your choice. I'm gonna just stand
6:42 stick up for myself for once and say no.
6:45 Okay. Uh, Burkel,
6:48 what's up? It's your turn, man. Oh. Oh,
6:52 bomb. Exploding camera. Do you have a diffuse? No. Burkel's dead. How did I
6:57 bomb myself? That's the one that I put in. Attack. I'm never on your attack.
7:02 And then die. Wait. Oh, yeah. You played
7:06 the the Okay. Yeah. Dildo hat. Yeah. Luke Luke. Luke played the rubber dick
7:10 attack card. So Luke is attacking me with his massive collection of rubber
7:14 dicks which he has in his house in Langley. So okay well it's take two
7:18 turns. It's two turns. Okay. So okay. Um
7:22 I'm going to go with skip. Okay. So Oh, I have to take another
7:27 turn. Yeah. Okay. Um Nope. Oh no. I have
7:32 diffuse. So it's fine. A diffuse.
7:39 I will attack. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I poured water into a little plastic bag
7:44 and poured it on Dennis's back. There's only two more cards left. That means you
7:49 guys have to fight soon to the death. Okay, give me a skip.
7:56 And then that's one turn. I You force me to take two. So that's my second turn.
8:00 Oh, GG. second. Oh,
8:03 nice. So, one thing about Exploding Kitten is
8:07 if you want to make it a little bit more fun, you really need to have like crunch
8:11 time level turns. So, people just have to fly through it. Should we play one
8:14 more with those rules to make power? We can. I think it's more fun though. Power
8:19 round. A foul. Okay. Uh,
8:22 okay. Yeah, you need to take a card off the top and shuffle that. Okay. I'll
8:28 just put it somewhere random.
8:35 Maybe if they play a card, they get 10 seconds. Oh my god. Can't [ __ ] Oh. Oh
8:41 my god. I saw that. Why did I Did I have to pick up a card? Yes. Oh, good card.
8:47 Okay, go. Five. Four. Oh my god. Uh-huh.
8:51 He's dead. He's dead.
8:56 I'm going. We got to keep it going. Okay. Go, go, go. Five. Four. Yes. Go a
9:01 favor. From who? From who? From uh you. Count me down. Five. Four. Three. Oh
9:06 god. You're slow. You're kidding. Okay. Oh, I got diffused. It's fine. Uh you got psycho back in. No. So many bombs
9:13 going off, man. Four. Oh, my turn. Two.
9:17 Five. See the future. Um your turn.
9:20 Five. Four. Okay. For five. See the
9:24 future. Three. Two. One. Okay. Okay. Uh,
9:28 skip. Ah,
9:31 what a dick. What the heck? Yeah. What does that mean? You're done. I'm done.
9:35 Yeah, I'm done.
9:38 I have two two.
9:44 You done? Are you done? Are you done? Attack. Take two turns. Four. Oh, yeah.
9:50 I skipped that one. Three, two, one.
9:55 Shuffle.
9:59 Okay. Okay. I can diffuse. See the future. Oh no. Dennis attack.
10:06 Then I'm going to attack you for what?
10:10 For what? Nope. For being a traitor, buddy. Uh, wait. I can nope your nope. I
10:15 can know your nope. Nope. Okay, perfect.
10:18 And then I will attack you. That's nope again.
10:24 I will skip. No. Skip again.
10:30 What do you have left? Dennis, come on. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Play. Play. Play
10:34 favor. Don't tell me.
10:49 Anyways, thanks for watching the channel. Super fun. I could have
10:54 placed a card. Yeah. Like like this video if you want to see more of Dennis screaming at things.
10:59 Dislike it otherwise. I guess I don't know why you would do that, but come
11:02 back next time to see Dennis frolicking in Taiwan. Yes. And screaming at things.
11:07 Yeah. Okay. Bye bye. Bye.
11:11 Hey, you zoom me in. Stop.