Exploding Kittens!
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2018-05-06
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1,907 words · ~9 min read
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Give them that liao spice that they love. Yeah,
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sichuan in China. Okay. Welcome to Channel Super Fun. Today we are playing
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Exploding Kittens. I don't know how to play Luke dolls. So, let's start it.
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Okay. Okay. All right.
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Does he actually have something to do with cats? They blow up. When cats get
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too old, they explode. Have you ever seen the cartoon Garfield? That's based
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off a true story. It's about a cat that was it had an eating disorder that this
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cat So all the art for this game was done by the oatmeal. If you've seen the
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oatmeal comics online, he's really hilarious artist. And we have the not
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safe for work edition. So a lot of the cards are all right. Really? Dennis's um
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cat seems to be uh engaged in some um some audio fellatio here. Some oral self
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pressure. Did you also just say audio fellio? You also you also said self
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pressure. I can't talk today. Okay. Can we look at these cards? No. No. No, no,
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no. So, two, you may you may look at them.
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So, to explain the cards, there's the exploding kitten. If you draw the exploding kitten, you have to deal with
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it immediately. Um, an attack card, which will say attack on it, will make
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the next person have to go twice. A skip
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card allows you to skip your turn. A favor card forces another player, any
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other player, to give you one card from their hand. They get to choose what they
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give you. A shuffle card shuffles the whole deck. A see the future card is
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peeking at the top three cards on the deck. You get to draw from them. And
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then there are other like weird cats. I
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got no clue. We should just start it. Okay. So, we should like zoom in on
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these shuffle. John, I feel like you were a black you were a blackjack dealer
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on a old river boat called Black Sally's Apple. Black Sally's Apple. All right,
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Dennis, you you can I go first? Yeah, you can choose to play a card. Also,
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don't show them to me, please. See the future. Okay, there's a thing in the
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ship ass in. Look at this. There's a head in the sheep's ass is what he's
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trying to say. It's a goat. Okay, so do what it says. It says at the top. It says at the bottom. Privately view the
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top three cards of the deck. Close your eyes. I can't. Dude, just pick a card. I
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can just Oh, cool. Oh, wow. He has no
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idea what's going on. I know what I'm doing. Oh, wow.
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Did you make your move? Oh, I had to pick up. You know what? But I'm not going to play a card. I'm just going to
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take one and I'll be it. So, um, does
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Can I just play this random bikini cat? You don't play. You have to keep it in
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your hand. That's the one where you need like pairs. No. Yeah, these don't do
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anything. See the future.
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H. Oh, cool. Did you know that a butt
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tuba spelled backwards is a butt tuba?
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Uh, okay. Cool. They look cool to me. Don't show me your cards.
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Don't look. I'm looking at the goat's I'm looking at the goat's anus. I'm not
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looking at your cards. I don't know if you seeing my cards will help me at all.
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Oh, come on. Hurry up. Mama cat. You
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can't play that. Oh, mama son. Dude, look at these cats, man. They're like
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tearing this dude apart. They took out his heart and like his intestines and
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like also like his eyeball. Like he's missing an eyeball. Stop staring. Look.
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Okay, you can't play. You can't play that. What do I do with this card if there's no instruction on Okay, it's
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very sharp. You just go like this.
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Bleed out. Such you can also do it right. That's fine. Um, purple. Well,
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uh, still no clue what I'm doing, but you know what? I'm going to teach
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someone a new palendrome. One player must give me a card of their
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choice, and that person is
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You drew a card, Ble. Uh, yeah, I did.
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On that note, it's your turn. Is that what is that sounds like? My turn. Okay,
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you're done. Oh, cool. Oh, you don't
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even know what that means. I know. What does it mean? I want to see if I want to
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play anything first. I feel like this game would go considerably faster if it's just John and I. Uh, let's throw
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down a double bikini cat and call it a day. Oh, okay. What are you going to do?
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Well, I'm going to steal from Dennis. Is that okay? Stop.
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Okay, that's actually applicable. Oh,
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okay. Good play. That was good. You know, the Pope flipped me off once. That
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that actually happened. This guy did he
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weave? That would have been fantastic. Weave an infinity boner and live
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forever. Damn. You have to wrap your wiener into an infinity symbol and you
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can live forever. Aren't there some animals that actually do have like
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prehensile phalli? Okay, I got this exploding kitty. I don't know what that
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Oh, you just got dead, buddy. He has a
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fuse. Dennis can put it back in anywhere
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he likes, secretly or not. He's going to put it two cards in.
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No,
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you don't. Okay, I'm going to play double mama cat,
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in which case I'm going to steal from Dennis.
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Stop
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those. Nopes are so valuable. Bye to
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wonder what I'm going to do. Why are you covering your mouth? Okay.
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Bye. Oh with it.
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Do you have a Do you have a Oh yeah. You're going to watch yourself die. I
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hope you have a dream where you can see your death and it really Oh, interesting. You're super going to die.
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Oh my god. You're dead. I bomb myself. Get out of here. Dance. I should have
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bombed you. Oh, you should have. Okay, I'm You tried to kill me.
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I didn't know you have skin card. I'm going to throw down the zombie cat. Do
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you have two of them? No. So, I'm not ignoring this. Jokes's on you, buddy.
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That was a set on uh I'm going to see the future. There
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you go. Okay, I can do that. Yeah.
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D. Oh, okay. Well, look, we're all picking
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up cards. I'm going to throw down the bikini cap. You got two of them. Okay.
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And I'm going to steal from John. He still has to drop. Yeah, that's a card.
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Oh, exploding kitten. Oh, you have a diffuse. I have this. Okay, he has a
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diffuse. So, so you can put the kitten anywhere in the deck, secretly or not.
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Not behind my ear. What the [ __ ] Is this like a couple having diarrhea? Yep.
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So, this is Dennis and his girlfriend after a night binging at Bubble World. A
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couple. Okay, BL, give me a random card of your choice. I'm gonna just stand
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stick up for myself for once and say no.
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Okay. Uh, Burkel,
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what's up? It's your turn, man. Oh. Oh,
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bomb. Exploding camera. Do you have a diffuse? No. Burkel's dead. How did I
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bomb myself? That's the one that I put in. Attack. I'm never on your attack.
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And then die. Wait. Oh, yeah. You played
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the the Okay. Yeah. Dildo hat. Yeah. Luke Luke. Luke played the rubber dick
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attack card. So Luke is attacking me with his massive collection of rubber
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dicks which he has in his house in Langley. So okay well it's take two
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turns. It's two turns. Okay. So okay. Um
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I'm going to go with skip. Okay. So Oh, I have to take another
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turn. Yeah. Okay. Um Nope. Oh no. I have
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diffuse. So it's fine. A diffuse.
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I will attack. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I poured water into a little plastic bag
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and poured it on Dennis's back. There's only two more cards left. That means you
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guys have to fight soon to the death. Okay, give me a skip.
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And then that's one turn. I You force me to take two. So that's my second turn.
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Oh, GG. second. Oh,
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nice. So, one thing about Exploding Kitten is
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if you want to make it a little bit more fun, you really need to have like crunch
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time level turns. So, people just have to fly through it. Should we play one
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more with those rules to make power? We can. I think it's more fun though. Power
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round. A foul. Okay. Uh,
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okay. Yeah, you need to take a card off the top and shuffle that. Okay. I'll
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just put it somewhere random.
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Maybe if they play a card, they get 10 seconds. Oh my god. Can't [ __ ] Oh. Oh
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my god. I saw that. Why did I Did I have to pick up a card? Yes. Oh, good card.
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Okay, go. Five. Four. Oh my god. Uh-huh.
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He's dead. He's dead.
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I'm going. We got to keep it going. Okay. Go, go, go. Five. Four. Yes. Go a
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favor. From who? From who? From uh you. Count me down. Five. Four. Three. Oh
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god. You're slow. You're kidding. Okay. Oh, I got diffused. It's fine. Uh you got psycho back in. No. So many bombs
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going off, man. Four. Oh, my turn. Two.
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Five. See the future. Um your turn.
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Five. Four. Okay. For five. See the
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future. Three. Two. One. Okay. Okay. Uh,
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skip. Ah,
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what a dick. What the heck? Yeah. What does that mean? You're done. I'm done.
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Yeah, I'm done.
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I have two two.
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You done? Are you done? Are you done? Attack. Take two turns. Four. Oh, yeah.
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I skipped that one. Three, two, one.
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Shuffle.
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Okay. Okay. I can diffuse. See the future. Oh no. Dennis attack.
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Then I'm going to attack you for what?
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For what? Nope. For being a traitor, buddy. Uh, wait. I can nope your nope. I
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can know your nope. Nope. Okay, perfect.
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And then I will attack you. That's nope again.
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I will skip. No. Skip again.
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What do you have left? Dennis, come on. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Play. Play. Play
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favor. Don't tell me.
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Anyways, thanks for watching the channel. Super fun. I could have
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placed a card. Yeah. Like like this video if you want to see more of Dennis screaming at things.
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Dislike it otherwise. I guess I don't know why you would do that, but come
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back next time to see Dennis frolicking in Taiwan. Yes. And screaming at things.
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Yeah. Okay. Bye bye. Bye.
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Hey, you zoom me in. Stop.