{"video_id":"w5xYzx5wfkc","title":"Exploding Kittens!","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2018-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":674,"segments":[{"start_s":0.08,"end_s":6.96,"text":"Give them that liao spice that they love. Yeah,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.96,"end_s":11.28,"text":"sichuan in China. Okay. Welcome to Channel Super Fun. Today we are playing","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.12,"end_s":18.599,"text":"Exploding Kittens. I don't know how to play Luke dolls. So, let's start it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.48,"end_s":18.599,"text":"Okay. Okay. All right.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.08,"end_s":25.359,"text":"Does he actually have something to do with cats? They blow up. When cats get","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.68,"end_s":28.64,"text":"too old, they explode. Have you ever seen the cartoon Garfield? That's based","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":26.96,"end_s":32.399,"text":"off a true story. It's about a cat that was it had an eating disorder that this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":30.96,"end_s":36.16,"text":"cat So all the art for this game was done by the oatmeal. If you've seen the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":34.079,"end_s":39.84,"text":"oatmeal comics online, he's really hilarious artist. And we have the not","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":38.32,"end_s":46.559,"text":"safe for work edition. So a lot of the cards are all right. Really? Dennis's um","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":43.68,"end_s":51.039,"text":"cat seems to be uh engaged in some um some audio fellatio here. Some oral self","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":49.039,"end_s":54.8,"text":"pressure. Did you also just say audio fellio? You also you also said self","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":53.199,"end_s":59.6,"text":"pressure. I can't talk today. Okay. Can we look at these cards? No. No. No, no,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":57.36,"end_s":63.44,"text":"no. So, two, you may you may look at them.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":62.079,"end_s":68.32,"text":"So, to explain the cards, there's the exploding kitten. If you draw the exploding kitten, you have to deal with","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":66.08,"end_s":73.2,"text":"it immediately. Um, an attack card, which will say attack on it, will make","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":70.159,"end_s":75.92,"text":"the next person have to go twice. A skip","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":73.2,"end_s":81.04,"text":"card allows you to skip your turn. A favor card forces another player, any","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":78.4,"end_s":85.68,"text":"other player, to give you one card from their hand. They get to choose what they","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":83.119,"end_s":90.479,"text":"give you. A shuffle card shuffles the whole deck. A see the future card is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":88.24,"end_s":96.88,"text":"peeking at the top three cards on the deck. You get to draw from them. And","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":92.4,"end_s":98.799,"text":"then there are other like weird cats. I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":96.88,"end_s":102.72,"text":"got no clue. We should just start it. Okay. So, we should like zoom in on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":100.72,"end_s":107.2,"text":"these shuffle. John, I feel like you were a black you were a blackjack dealer","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":104.799,"end_s":113.119,"text":"on a old river boat called Black Sally's Apple. Black Sally's Apple. All right,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":110.799,"end_s":116.88,"text":"Dennis, you you can I go first? Yeah, you can choose to play a card. Also,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":114.799,"end_s":122.24,"text":"don't show them to me, please. See the future. Okay, there's a thing in the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":119.439,"end_s":125.439,"text":"ship ass in. Look at this. There's a head in the sheep's ass is what he's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":124.0,"end_s":130.72,"text":"trying to say. It's a goat. Okay, so do what it says. It says at the top. It says at the bottom. Privately view the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":128.479,"end_s":137.36,"text":"top three cards of the deck. Close your eyes. I can't. Dude, just pick a card. I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":133.52,"end_s":139.28,"text":"can just Oh, cool. Oh, wow. He has no","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":137.36,"end_s":142.959,"text":"idea what's going on. I know what I'm doing. Oh, wow.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":141.599,"end_s":148.879,"text":"Did you make your move? Oh, I had to pick up. You know what? But I'm not going to play a card. I'm just going to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":145.68,"end_s":151.599,"text":"take one and I'll be it. So, um, does","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":148.879,"end_s":154.16,"text":"Can I just play this random bikini cat? You don't play. You have to keep it in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":152.879,"end_s":159.12,"text":"your hand. That's the one where you need like pairs. No. Yeah, these don't do","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":156.08,"end_s":162.959,"text":"anything. See the future.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":159.12,"end_s":166.64,"text":"H. Oh, cool. Did you know that a butt","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":162.959,"end_s":169.2,"text":"tuba spelled backwards is a butt tuba?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":166.64,"end_s":174.64,"text":"Uh, okay. Cool. They look cool to me. Don't show me your cards.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":171.84,"end_s":177.36,"text":"Don't look. I'm looking at the goat's I'm looking at the goat's anus. I'm not","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":176.16,"end_s":183.599,"text":"looking at your cards. I don't know if you seeing my cards will help me at all.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":179.519,"end_s":186.48,"text":"Oh, come on. Hurry up. Mama cat. You","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":183.599,"end_s":189.44,"text":"can't play that. Oh, mama son. Dude, look at these cats, man. They're like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":187.76,"end_s":193.44,"text":"tearing this dude apart. They took out his heart and like his intestines and","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":191.36,"end_s":197.36,"text":"like also like his eyeball. Like he's missing an eyeball. Stop staring. Look.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":196.159,"end_s":204.319,"text":"Okay, you can't play. You can't play that. What do I do with this card if there's no instruction on Okay, it's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":201.04,"end_s":206.159,"text":"very sharp. You just go like this.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":204.319,"end_s":212.08,"text":"Bleed out. Such you can also do it right. That's fine. Um, purple. Well,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":210.239,"end_s":216.48,"text":"uh, still no clue what I'm doing, but you know what? I'm going to teach","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":213.599,"end_s":222.92,"text":"someone a new palendrome. One player must give me a card of their","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":218.72,"end_s":222.92,"text":"choice, and that person is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":224.159,"end_s":229.64,"text":"You drew a card, Ble. Uh, yeah, I did.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":232.0,"end_s":240.72,"text":"On that note, it's your turn. Is that what is that sounds like? My turn. Okay,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":236.72,"end_s":242.72,"text":"you're done. Oh, cool. Oh, you don't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":240.72,"end_s":245.36,"text":"even know what that means. I know. What does it mean? I want to see if I want to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":243.92,"end_s":250.56,"text":"play anything first. I feel like this game would go considerably faster if it's just John and I. Uh, let's throw","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":248.56,"end_s":254.799,"text":"down a double bikini cat and call it a day. Oh, okay. What are you going to do?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":253.28,"end_s":260.0,"text":"Well, I'm going to steal from Dennis. Is that okay? Stop.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":257.359,"end_s":264.8,"text":"Okay, that's actually applicable. Oh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":261.84,"end_s":270.479,"text":"okay. Good play. That was good. You know, the Pope flipped me off once. That","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":266.56,"end_s":271.919,"text":"that actually happened. This guy did he","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":270.479,"end_s":276.24,"text":"weave? That would have been fantastic. Weave an infinity boner and live","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":274.16,"end_s":280.08,"text":"forever. Damn. You have to wrap your wiener into an infinity symbol and you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":278.24,"end_s":284.16,"text":"can live forever. Aren't there some animals that actually do have like","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":281.36,"end_s":288.88,"text":"prehensile phalli? Okay, I got this exploding kitty. I don't know what that","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":285.759,"end_s":292.0,"text":"Oh, you just got dead, buddy. He has a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":288.88,"end_s":294.24,"text":"fuse. Dennis can put it back in anywhere","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":292.0,"end_s":301.08,"text":"he likes, secretly or not. He's going to put it two cards in.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":298.08,"end_s":301.08,"text":"No,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":302.08,"end_s":309.44,"text":"you don't. Okay, I'm going to play double mama cat,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":307.52,"end_s":314.759,"text":"in which case I'm going to steal from Dennis.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":311.759,"end_s":314.759,"text":"Stop","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":314.96,"end_s":321.84,"text":"those. Nopes are so valuable. Bye to","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":319.039,"end_s":325.6,"text":"wonder what I'm going to do. Why are you covering your mouth? Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":324.08,"end_s":332.16,"text":"Bye. Oh with it.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":329.199,"end_s":335.68,"text":"Do you have a Do you have a Oh yeah. You're going to watch yourself die. I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":334.16,"end_s":340.96,"text":"hope you have a dream where you can see your death and it really Oh, interesting. You're super going to die.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":338.639,"end_s":345.6,"text":"Oh my god. You're dead. I bomb myself. Get out of here. Dance. I should have","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":343.199,"end_s":351.52,"text":"bombed you. Oh, you should have. Okay, I'm You tried to kill me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":349.039,"end_s":356.4,"text":"I didn't know you have skin card. I'm going to throw down the zombie cat. Do","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":353.759,"end_s":360.8,"text":"you have two of them? No. So, I'm not ignoring this. Jokes's on you, buddy.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":358.56,"end_s":365.1,"text":"That was a set on uh I'm going to see the future. There","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":362.479,"end_s":367.12,"text":"you go. Okay, I can do that. Yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":367.12,"end_s":372.319,"text":"D. Oh, okay. Well, look, we're all picking","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":370.56,"end_s":376.8,"text":"up cards. I'm going to throw down the bikini cap. You got two of them. Okay.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":374.479,"end_s":382.24,"text":"And I'm going to steal from John. He still has to drop. Yeah, that's a card.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":379.44,"end_s":387.12,"text":"Oh, exploding kitten. Oh, you have a diffuse. I have this. Okay, he has a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":384.319,"end_s":392.24,"text":"diffuse. So, so you can put the kitten anywhere in the deck, secretly or not.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":390.4,"end_s":395.84,"text":"Not behind my ear. What the [ __ ] Is this like a couple having diarrhea? Yep.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":394.08,"end_s":400.16,"text":"So, this is Dennis and his girlfriend after a night binging at Bubble World. A","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":397.84,"end_s":405.52,"text":"couple. Okay, BL, give me a random card of your choice. I'm gonna just stand","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":402.16,"end_s":408.639,"text":"stick up for myself for once and say no.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":405.52,"end_s":412.0,"text":"Okay. Uh, Burkel,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":408.639,"end_s":414.319,"text":"what's up? It's your turn, man. Oh. Oh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":412.0,"end_s":418.88,"text":"bomb. Exploding camera. Do you have a diffuse? No. Burkel's dead. How did I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":417.12,"end_s":426.08,"text":"bomb myself? That's the one that I put in. Attack. I'm never on your attack.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":422.8,"end_s":428.0,"text":"And then die. Wait. Oh, yeah. You played","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":426.08,"end_s":432.24,"text":"the the Okay. Yeah. Dildo hat. Yeah. Luke Luke. Luke played the rubber dick","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":430.72,"end_s":435.84,"text":"attack card. So Luke is attacking me with his massive collection of rubber","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":434.319,"end_s":442.479,"text":"dicks which he has in his house in Langley. So okay well it's take two","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":438.72,"end_s":445.28,"text":"turns. It's two turns. Okay. So okay. Um","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":442.479,"end_s":452.56,"text":"I'm going to go with skip. Okay. So Oh, I have to take another","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":447.12,"end_s":457.319,"text":"turn. Yeah. Okay. Um Nope. Oh no. I have","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":452.56,"end_s":457.319,"text":"diffuse. So it's fine. A diffuse.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":459.599,"end_s":467.599,"text":"I will attack. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I poured water into a little plastic bag","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":464.8,"end_s":472.319,"text":"and poured it on Dennis's back. There's only two more cards left. That means you","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":469.919,"end_s":478.16,"text":"guys have to fight soon to the death. Okay, give me a skip.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":476.16,"end_s":483.919,"text":"And then that's one turn. I You force me to take two. So that's my second turn.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":480.08,"end_s":485.84,"text":"Oh, GG. second. Oh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":483.919,"end_s":489.199,"text":"nice. So, one thing about Exploding Kitten is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":487.759,"end_s":493.199,"text":"if you want to make it a little bit more fun, you really need to have like crunch","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":491.28,"end_s":497.039,"text":"time level turns. So, people just have to fly through it. Should we play one","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":494.96,"end_s":502.96,"text":"more with those rules to make power? We can. I think it's more fun though. Power","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":499.28,"end_s":505.039,"text":"round. A foul. Okay. Uh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":502.96,"end_s":512.96,"text":"okay. Yeah, you need to take a card off the top and shuffle that. Okay. I'll","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":508.8,"end_s":512.96,"text":"just put it somewhere random.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":515.039,"end_s":524.24,"text":"Maybe if they play a card, they get 10 seconds. Oh my god. Can't [ __ ] Oh. Oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":521.36,"end_s":531.6,"text":"my god. I saw that. Why did I Did I have to pick up a card? Yes. Oh, good card.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":527.6,"end_s":535.56,"text":"Okay, go. Five. Four. Oh my god. Uh-huh.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":531.6,"end_s":535.56,"text":"He's dead. He's dead.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":536.08,"end_s":543.839,"text":"I'm going. We got to keep it going. Okay. Go, go, go. Five. Four. Yes. Go a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":541.519,"end_s":548.08,"text":"favor. From who? From who? From uh you. Count me down. Five. Four. Three. Oh","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":546.959,"end_s":557.2,"text":"god. You're slow. You're kidding. Okay. Oh, I got diffused. It's fine. Uh you got psycho back in. No. So many bombs","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":553.04,"end_s":560.8,"text":"going off, man. Four. Oh, my turn. Two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":557.2,"end_s":564.08,"text":"Five. See the future. Um your turn.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":560.8,"end_s":568.72,"text":"Five. Four. Okay. For five. See the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":564.08,"end_s":571.92,"text":"future. Three. Two. One. Okay. Okay. Uh,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":568.72,"end_s":574.32,"text":"skip. Ah,","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":571.92,"end_s":578.24,"text":"what a dick. What the heck? Yeah. What does that mean? You're done. I'm done.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":575.2,"end_s":581.959,"text":"Yeah, I'm done.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":578.24,"end_s":581.959,"text":"I have two two.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":584.0,"end_s":595.279,"text":"You done? Are you done? Are you done? Attack. Take two turns. Four. Oh, yeah.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":590.48,"end_s":598.279,"text":"I skipped that one. Three, two, one.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":595.279,"end_s":598.279,"text":"Shuffle.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":599.44,"end_s":610.8,"text":"Okay. Okay. I can diffuse. See the future. Oh no. Dennis attack.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":606.64,"end_s":613.279,"text":"Then I'm going to attack you for what?","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":610.8,"end_s":618.88,"text":"For what? Nope. For being a traitor, buddy. Uh, wait. I can nope your nope. I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":615.76,"end_s":620.8,"text":"can know your nope. Nope. Okay, perfect.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":618.88,"end_s":623.8,"text":"And then I will attack you. That's nope again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":624.399,"end_s":630.44,"text":"I will skip. No. Skip again.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":630.48,"end_s":638.36,"text":"What do you have left? Dennis, come on. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Play. Play. Play","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":634.56,"end_s":647.0,"text":"favor. Don't tell me.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":649.279,"end_s":655.92,"text":"Anyways, thanks for watching the channel. Super fun. I could have","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":654.48,"end_s":661.12,"text":"placed a card. Yeah. Like like this video if you want to see more of Dennis screaming at things.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":659.519,"end_s":664.56,"text":"Dislike it otherwise. I guess I don't know why you would do that, but come","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":662.8,"end_s":671.68,"text":"back next time to see Dennis frolicking in Taiwan. Yes. And screaming at things.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":667.12,"end_s":673.44,"text":"Yeah. Okay. Bye bye. Bye.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":671.68,"end_s":675.839,"text":"Hey, you zoom me in. Stop.","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"Give them that liao spice that they love. Yeah, sichuan in China. Okay. Welcome to Channel Super Fun. Today we are playing Exploding Kittens. I don't know how to play Luke dolls. So, let's start it. Okay. Okay. All right. Does he actually have something to do with cats? They blow up. When cats get too old, they explode. Have you ever seen the cartoon Garfield? That's based off a true story. It's about a cat that was it had an eating disorder that this cat So all the art for this game was done by the oatmeal. If you've seen the oatmeal comics online, he's really hilarious artist. And we have the not safe for work edition. So a lot of the cards are all right. Really? Dennis's um cat seems to be uh engaged in some um some audio fellatio here. Some oral self pressure. Did you also just say audio fellio? You also you also said self pressure. I can't talk today. Okay. Can we look at these cards? No. No. No, no, no. So, two, you may you may look at them. So, to explain the cards, there's the exploding kitten. If you draw the exploding kitten, you have to deal with it immediately. Um, an attack card, which will say attack on it, will make the next person have to go twice. A skip card allows you to skip your turn. A favor card forces another player, any other player, to give you one card from their hand. They get to choose what they give you. A shuffle card shuffles the whole deck. A see the future card is peeking at the top three cards on the deck. You get to draw from them. And then there are other like weird cats. I got no clue. We should just start it. Okay. So, we should like zoom in on these shuffle. John, I feel like you were a black you were a blackjack dealer on a old river boat called Black Sally's Apple. Black Sally's Apple. All right, Dennis, you you can I go first? Yeah, you can choose to play a card. Also, don't show them to me, please. See the future. Okay, there's a thing in the ship ass in. Look at this. There's a head in the sheep's ass is what he's trying to say. It's a goat. Okay, so do what it says. It says at the top. It says at the bottom. Privately view the top three cards of the deck. Close your eyes. I can't. Dude, just pick a card. I can just Oh, cool. Oh, wow. He has no idea what's going on. I know what I'm doing. Oh, wow. Did you make your move? Oh, I had to pick up. You know what? But I'm not going to play a card. I'm just going to take one and I'll be it. So, um, does Can I just play this random bikini cat? You don't play. You have to keep it in your hand. That's the one where you need like pairs. No. Yeah, these don't do anything. See the future. H. Oh, cool. Did you know that a butt tuba spelled backwards is a butt tuba? Uh, okay. Cool. They look cool to me. Don't show me your cards. Don't look. I'm looking at the goat's I'm looking at the goat's anus. I'm not looking at your cards. I don't know if you seeing my cards will help me at all. Oh, come on. Hurry up. Mama cat. You can't play that. Oh, mama son. Dude, look at these cats, man. They're like tearing this dude apart. They took out his heart and like his intestines and like also like his eyeball. Like he's missing an eyeball. Stop staring. Look. Okay, you can't play. You can't play that. What do I do with this card if there's no instruction on Okay, it's very sharp. You just go like this. Bleed out. Such you can also do it right. That's fine. Um, purple. Well, uh, still no clue what I'm doing, but you know what? I'm going to teach someone a new palendrome. One player must give me a card of their choice, and that person is You drew a card, Ble. Uh, yeah, I did. On that note, it's your turn. Is that what is that sounds like? My turn. Okay, you're done. Oh, cool. Oh, you don't even know what that means. I know. What does it mean? I want to see if I want to play anything first. I feel like this game would go considerably faster if it's just John and I. Uh, let's throw down a double bikini cat and call it a day. Oh, okay. What are you going to do? Well, I'm going to steal from Dennis. Is that okay? Stop. Okay, that's actually applicable. Oh, okay. Good play. That was good. You know, the Pope flipped me off once. That that actually happened. This guy did he weave? That would have been fantastic. Weave an infinity boner and live forever. Damn. You have to wrap your wiener into an infinity symbol and you can live forever. Aren't there some animals that actually do have like prehensile phalli? Okay, I got this exploding kitty. I don't know what that Oh, you just got dead, buddy. He has a fuse. Dennis can put it back in anywhere he likes, secretly or not. He's going to put it two cards in. No, you don't. Okay, I'm going to play double mama cat, in which case I'm going to steal from Dennis. Stop those. Nopes are so valuable. Bye to wonder what I'm going to do. Why are you covering your mouth? Okay. Bye. Oh with it. Do you have a Do you have a Oh yeah. You're going to watch yourself die. I hope you have a dream where you can see your death and it really Oh, interesting. You're super going to die. Oh my god. You're dead. I bomb myself. Get out of here. Dance. I should have bombed you. Oh, you should have. Okay, I'm You tried to kill me. I didn't know you have skin card. I'm going to throw down the zombie cat. Do you have two of them? No. So, I'm not ignoring this. Jokes's on you, buddy. That was a set on uh I'm going to see the future. There you go. Okay, I can do that. Yeah. D. Oh, okay. Well, look, we're all picking up cards. I'm going to throw down the bikini cap. You got two of them. Okay. And I'm going to steal from John. He still has to drop. Yeah, that's a card. Oh, exploding kitten. Oh, you have a diffuse. I have this. Okay, he has a diffuse. So, so you can put the kitten anywhere in the deck, secretly or not. Not behind my ear. What the [ __ ] Is this like a couple having diarrhea? Yep. So, this is Dennis and his girlfriend after a night binging at Bubble World. A couple. Okay, BL, give me a random card of your choice. I'm gonna just stand stick up for myself for once and say no. Okay. Uh, Burkel, what's up? It's your turn, man. Oh. Oh, bomb. Exploding camera. Do you have a diffuse? No. Burkel's dead. How did I bomb myself? That's the one that I put in. Attack. I'm never on your attack. And then die. Wait. Oh, yeah. You played the the Okay. Yeah. Dildo hat. Yeah. Luke Luke. Luke played the rubber dick attack card. So Luke is attacking me with his massive collection of rubber dicks which he has in his house in Langley. So okay well it's take two turns. It's two turns. Okay. So okay. Um I'm going to go with skip. Okay. So Oh, I have to take another turn. Yeah. Okay. Um Nope. Oh no. I have diffuse. So it's fine. A diffuse. I will attack. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I poured water into a little plastic bag and poured it on Dennis's back. There's only two more cards left. That means you guys have to fight soon to the death. Okay, give me a skip. And then that's one turn. I You force me to take two. So that's my second turn. Oh, GG. second. Oh, nice. So, one thing about Exploding Kitten is if you want to make it a little bit more fun, you really need to have like crunch time level turns. So, people just have to fly through it. Should we play one more with those rules to make power? We can. I think it's more fun though. Power round. A foul. Okay. Uh, okay. Yeah, you need to take a card off the top and shuffle that. Okay. I'll just put it somewhere random. Maybe if they play a card, they get 10 seconds. Oh my god. Can't [ __ ] Oh. Oh my god. I saw that. Why did I Did I have to pick up a card? Yes. Oh, good card. Okay, go. Five. Four. Oh my god. Uh-huh. He's dead. He's dead. I'm going. We got to keep it going. Okay. Go, go, go. Five. Four. Yes. Go a favor. From who? From who? From uh you. Count me down. Five. Four. Three. Oh god. You're slow. You're kidding. Okay. Oh, I got diffused. It's fine. Uh you got psycho back in. No. So many bombs going off, man. Four. Oh, my turn. Two. Five. See the future. Um your turn. Five. Four. Okay. For five. See the future. Three. Two. One. Okay. Okay. Uh, skip. Ah, what a dick. What the heck? Yeah. What does that mean? You're done. I'm done. Yeah, I'm done. I have two two. You done? Are you done? Are you done? Attack. Take two turns. Four. Oh, yeah. I skipped that one. Three, two, one. Shuffle. Okay. Okay. I can diffuse. See the future. Oh no. Dennis attack. Then I'm going to attack you for what? For what? Nope. For being a traitor, buddy. Uh, wait. I can nope your nope. I can know your nope. Nope. Okay, perfect. And then I will attack you. That's nope again. I will skip. No. Skip again. What do you have left? Dennis, come on. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Play. Play. Play favor. Don't tell me. Anyways, thanks for watching the channel. Super fun. I could have placed a card. Yeah. Like like this video if you want to see more of Dennis screaming at things. Dislike it otherwise. I guess I don't know why you would do that, but come back next time to see Dennis frolicking in Taiwan. Yes. And screaming at things. Yeah. Okay. Bye bye. Bye. Hey, you zoom me in. Stop."}