WEBVTT 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:06.960 Give them that liao spice that they love. Yeah, 00:00:04.960 --> 00:00:11.280 sichuan in China. Okay. Welcome to Channel Super Fun. Today we are playing 00:00:09.120 --> 00:00:18.599 Exploding Kittens. I don't know how to play Luke dolls. So, let's start it. 00:00:14.480 --> 00:00:18.599 Okay. Okay. All right. 00:00:20.080 --> 00:00:25.359 Does he actually have something to do with cats? They blow up. When cats get 00:00:23.680 --> 00:00:28.640 too old, they explode. Have you ever seen the cartoon Garfield? That's based 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:32.399 off a true story. It's about a cat that was it had an eating disorder that this 00:00:30.960 --> 00:00:36.160 cat So all the art for this game was done by the oatmeal. If you've seen the 00:00:34.079 --> 00:00:39.840 oatmeal comics online, he's really hilarious artist. And we have the not 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:46.559 safe for work edition. So a lot of the cards are all right. Really? Dennis's um 00:00:43.680 --> 00:00:51.039 cat seems to be uh engaged in some um some audio fellatio here. Some oral self 00:00:49.039 --> 00:00:54.800 pressure. Did you also just say audio fellio? You also you also said self 00:00:53.199 --> 00:00:59.600 pressure. I can't talk today. Okay. Can we look at these cards? No. No. No, no, 00:00:57.360 --> 00:01:03.440 no. So, two, you may you may look at them. 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:08.320 So, to explain the cards, there's the exploding kitten. If you draw the exploding kitten, you have to deal with 00:01:06.080 --> 00:01:13.200 it immediately. Um, an attack card, which will say attack on it, will make 00:01:10.159 --> 00:01:15.920 the next person have to go twice. A skip 00:01:13.200 --> 00:01:21.040 card allows you to skip your turn. A favor card forces another player, any 00:01:18.400 --> 00:01:25.680 other player, to give you one card from their hand. They get to choose what they 00:01:23.119 --> 00:01:30.479 give you. A shuffle card shuffles the whole deck. A see the future card is 00:01:28.240 --> 00:01:36.880 peeking at the top three cards on the deck. You get to draw from them. And 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:38.799 then there are other like weird cats. I 00:01:36.880 --> 00:01:42.720 got no clue. We should just start it. Okay. So, we should like zoom in on 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:47.200 these shuffle. John, I feel like you were a black you were a blackjack dealer 00:01:44.799 --> 00:01:53.119 on a old river boat called Black Sally's Apple. Black Sally's Apple. All right, 00:01:50.799 --> 00:01:56.880 Dennis, you you can I go first? Yeah, you can choose to play a card. Also, 00:01:54.799 --> 00:02:02.240 don't show them to me, please. See the future. Okay, there's a thing in the 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:05.439 ship ass in. Look at this. There's a head in the sheep's ass is what he's 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:10.720 trying to say. It's a goat. Okay, so do what it says. It says at the top. It says at the bottom. Privately view the 00:02:08.479 --> 00:02:17.360 top three cards of the deck. Close your eyes. I can't. Dude, just pick a card. I 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:19.280 can just Oh, cool. Oh, wow. He has no 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:22.959 idea what's going on. I know what I'm doing. Oh, wow. 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:28.879 Did you make your move? Oh, I had to pick up. You know what? But I'm not going to play a card. I'm just going to 00:02:25.680 --> 00:02:31.599 take one and I'll be it. So, um, does 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:34.160 Can I just play this random bikini cat? You don't play. You have to keep it in 00:02:32.879 --> 00:02:39.120 your hand. That's the one where you need like pairs. No. Yeah, these don't do 00:02:36.080 --> 00:02:42.959 anything. See the future. 00:02:39.120 --> 00:02:46.640 H. Oh, cool. Did you know that a butt 00:02:42.959 --> 00:02:49.200 tuba spelled backwards is a butt tuba? 00:02:46.640 --> 00:02:54.640 Uh, okay. Cool. They look cool to me. Don't show me your cards. 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:57.360 Don't look. I'm looking at the goat's I'm looking at the goat's anus. I'm not 00:02:56.160 --> 00:03:03.599 looking at your cards. I don't know if you seeing my cards will help me at all. 00:02:59.519 --> 00:03:06.480 Oh, come on. Hurry up. Mama cat. You 00:03:03.599 --> 00:03:09.440 can't play that. Oh, mama son. Dude, look at these cats, man. They're like 00:03:07.760 --> 00:03:13.440 tearing this dude apart. They took out his heart and like his intestines and 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:17.360 like also like his eyeball. Like he's missing an eyeball. Stop staring. Look. 00:03:16.159 --> 00:03:24.319 Okay, you can't play. You can't play that. What do I do with this card if there's no instruction on Okay, it's 00:03:21.040 --> 00:03:26.159 very sharp. You just go like this. 00:03:24.319 --> 00:03:32.080 Bleed out. Such you can also do it right. That's fine. Um, purple. Well, 00:03:30.239 --> 00:03:36.480 uh, still no clue what I'm doing, but you know what? I'm going to teach 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:42.920 someone a new palendrome. One player must give me a card of their 00:03:38.720 --> 00:03:42.920 choice, and that person is 00:03:44.159 --> 00:03:49.640 You drew a card, Ble. Uh, yeah, I did. 00:03:52.000 --> 00:04:00.720 On that note, it's your turn. Is that what is that sounds like? My turn. Okay, 00:03:56.720 --> 00:04:02.720 you're done. Oh, cool. Oh, you don't 00:04:00.720 --> 00:04:05.360 even know what that means. I know. What does it mean? I want to see if I want to 00:04:03.920 --> 00:04:10.560 play anything first. I feel like this game would go considerably faster if it's just John and I. Uh, let's throw 00:04:08.560 --> 00:04:14.799 down a double bikini cat and call it a day. Oh, okay. What are you going to do? 00:04:13.280 --> 00:04:20.000 Well, I'm going to steal from Dennis. Is that okay? Stop. 00:04:17.359 --> 00:04:24.800 Okay, that's actually applicable. Oh, 00:04:21.840 --> 00:04:30.479 okay. Good play. That was good. You know, the Pope flipped me off once. That 00:04:26.560 --> 00:04:31.919 that actually happened. This guy did he 00:04:30.479 --> 00:04:36.240 weave? That would have been fantastic. Weave an infinity boner and live 00:04:34.160 --> 00:04:40.080 forever. Damn. You have to wrap your wiener into an infinity symbol and you 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:44.160 can live forever. Aren't there some animals that actually do have like 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:48.880 prehensile phalli? Okay, I got this exploding kitty. I don't know what that 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:52.000 Oh, you just got dead, buddy. He has a 00:04:48.880 --> 00:04:54.240 fuse. Dennis can put it back in anywhere 00:04:52.000 --> 00:05:01.080 he likes, secretly or not. He's going to put it two cards in. 00:04:58.080 --> 00:05:01.080 No, 00:05:02.080 --> 00:05:09.440 you don't. Okay, I'm going to play double mama cat, 00:05:07.520 --> 00:05:14.759 in which case I'm going to steal from Dennis. 00:05:11.759 --> 00:05:14.759 Stop 00:05:14.960 --> 00:05:21.840 those. Nopes are so valuable. Bye to 00:05:19.039 --> 00:05:25.600 wonder what I'm going to do. Why are you covering your mouth? Okay. 00:05:24.080 --> 00:05:32.160 Bye. Oh with it. 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:35.680 Do you have a Do you have a Oh yeah. You're going to watch yourself die. I 00:05:34.160 --> 00:05:40.960 hope you have a dream where you can see your death and it really Oh, interesting. You're super going to die. 00:05:38.639 --> 00:05:45.600 Oh my god. You're dead. I bomb myself. Get out of here. Dance. I should have 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:51.520 bombed you. Oh, you should have. Okay, I'm You tried to kill me. 00:05:49.039 --> 00:05:56.400 I didn't know you have skin card. I'm going to throw down the zombie cat. Do 00:05:53.759 --> 00:06:00.800 you have two of them? No. So, I'm not ignoring this. Jokes's on you, buddy. 00:05:58.560 --> 00:06:05.100 That was a set on uh I'm going to see the future. There 00:06:02.479 --> 00:06:07.120 you go. Okay, I can do that. Yeah. 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:12.319 D. Oh, okay. Well, look, we're all picking 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:16.800 up cards. I'm going to throw down the bikini cap. You got two of them. Okay. 00:06:14.479 --> 00:06:22.240 And I'm going to steal from John. He still has to drop. Yeah, that's a card. 00:06:19.440 --> 00:06:27.120 Oh, exploding kitten. Oh, you have a diffuse. I have this. Okay, he has a 00:06:24.319 --> 00:06:32.240 diffuse. So, so you can put the kitten anywhere in the deck, secretly or not. 00:06:30.400 --> 00:06:35.840 Not behind my ear. What the [ __ ] Is this like a couple having diarrhea? Yep. 00:06:34.080 --> 00:06:40.160 So, this is Dennis and his girlfriend after a night binging at Bubble World. A 00:06:37.840 --> 00:06:45.520 couple. Okay, BL, give me a random card of your choice. I'm gonna just stand 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:48.639 stick up for myself for once and say no. 00:06:45.520 --> 00:06:52.000 Okay. Uh, Burkel, 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:54.319 what's up? It's your turn, man. Oh. Oh, 00:06:52.000 --> 00:06:58.880 bomb. Exploding camera. Do you have a diffuse? No. Burkel's dead. How did I 00:06:57.120 --> 00:07:06.080 bomb myself? That's the one that I put in. Attack. I'm never on your attack. 00:07:02.800 --> 00:07:08.000 And then die. Wait. Oh, yeah. You played 00:07:06.080 --> 00:07:12.240 the the Okay. Yeah. Dildo hat. Yeah. Luke Luke. Luke played the rubber dick 00:07:10.720 --> 00:07:15.840 attack card. So Luke is attacking me with his massive collection of rubber 00:07:14.319 --> 00:07:22.479 dicks which he has in his house in Langley. So okay well it's take two 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:25.280 turns. It's two turns. Okay. So okay. Um 00:07:22.479 --> 00:07:32.560 I'm going to go with skip. Okay. So Oh, I have to take another 00:07:27.120 --> 00:07:37.319 turn. Yeah. Okay. Um Nope. Oh no. I have 00:07:32.560 --> 00:07:37.319 diffuse. So it's fine. A diffuse. 00:07:39.599 --> 00:07:47.599 I will attack. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. I poured water into a little plastic bag 00:07:44.800 --> 00:07:52.319 and poured it on Dennis's back. There's only two more cards left. That means you 00:07:49.919 --> 00:07:58.160 guys have to fight soon to the death. Okay, give me a skip. 00:07:56.160 --> 00:08:03.919 And then that's one turn. I You force me to take two. So that's my second turn. 00:08:00.080 --> 00:08:05.840 Oh, GG. second. Oh, 00:08:03.919 --> 00:08:09.199 nice. So, one thing about Exploding Kitten is 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:13.199 if you want to make it a little bit more fun, you really need to have like crunch 00:08:11.280 --> 00:08:17.039 time level turns. So, people just have to fly through it. Should we play one 00:08:14.960 --> 00:08:22.960 more with those rules to make power? We can. I think it's more fun though. Power 00:08:19.280 --> 00:08:25.039 round. A foul. Okay. Uh, 00:08:22.960 --> 00:08:32.960 okay. Yeah, you need to take a card off the top and shuffle that. Okay. I'll 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:32.960 just put it somewhere random. 00:08:35.039 --> 00:08:44.240 Maybe if they play a card, they get 10 seconds. Oh my god. Can't [ __ ] Oh. Oh 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:51.600 my god. I saw that. Why did I Did I have to pick up a card? Yes. Oh, good card. 00:08:47.600 --> 00:08:55.560 Okay, go. Five. Four. Oh my god. Uh-huh. 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:55.560 He's dead. He's dead. 00:08:56.080 --> 00:09:03.839 I'm going. We got to keep it going. Okay. Go, go, go. Five. Four. Yes. Go a 00:09:01.519 --> 00:09:08.080 favor. From who? From who? From uh you. Count me down. Five. Four. Three. Oh 00:09:06.959 --> 00:09:17.200 god. You're slow. You're kidding. Okay. Oh, I got diffused. It's fine. Uh you got psycho back in. No. So many bombs 00:09:13.040 --> 00:09:20.800 going off, man. Four. Oh, my turn. Two. 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:24.080 Five. See the future. Um your turn. 00:09:20.800 --> 00:09:28.720 Five. Four. Okay. For five. See the 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:31.920 future. Three. Two. One. Okay. Okay. Uh, 00:09:28.720 --> 00:09:34.320 skip. Ah, 00:09:31.920 --> 00:09:38.240 what a dick. What the heck? Yeah. What does that mean? You're done. I'm done. 00:09:35.200 --> 00:09:41.959 Yeah, I'm done. 00:09:38.240 --> 00:09:41.959 I have two two. 00:09:44.000 --> 00:09:55.279 You done? Are you done? Are you done? Attack. Take two turns. Four. Oh, yeah. 00:09:50.480 --> 00:09:58.279 I skipped that one. Three, two, one. 00:09:55.279 --> 00:09:58.279 Shuffle. 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:10.800 Okay. Okay. I can diffuse. See the future. Oh no. Dennis attack. 00:10:06.640 --> 00:10:13.279 Then I'm going to attack you for what? 00:10:10.800 --> 00:10:18.880 For what? Nope. For being a traitor, buddy. Uh, wait. I can nope your nope. I 00:10:15.760 --> 00:10:20.800 can know your nope. Nope. Okay, perfect. 00:10:18.880 --> 00:10:23.800 And then I will attack you. That's nope again. 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:30.440 I will skip. No. Skip again. 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:38.360 What do you have left? Dennis, come on. Dennis. Dennis. Dennis. Play. Play. Play 00:10:34.560 --> 00:10:47.000 favor. Don't tell me. 00:10:49.279 --> 00:10:55.920 Anyways, thanks for watching the channel. Super fun. I could have 00:10:54.480 --> 00:11:01.120 placed a card. Yeah. Like like this video if you want to see more of Dennis screaming at things. 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:04.560 Dislike it otherwise. I guess I don't know why you would do that, but come 00:11:02.800 --> 00:11:11.680 back next time to see Dennis frolicking in Taiwan. Yes. And screaming at things. 00:11:07.120 --> 00:11:13.440 Yeah. Okay. Bye bye. Bye. 00:11:11.680 --> 00:11:15.839 Hey, you zoom me in. Stop.