We kicked Luke out! - Moving Vlog 2019

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 3,035 words · ~15 min read
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0:04 i'll remember this day like i'll remember the first time i had a mouth
0:08 full of brussels sprouts it was march 11 2019 the time
0:14 10 20 a.m we had all gathered upstairs
0:17 to attend our usual weekly meeting talking about past and upcoming events
0:22 looking at memes the usual stuff
0:26 but this was not to be just any ordinary
0:29 meaning okay guys and uh
0:32 last order of business for monday morning meeting is
0:36 um everyone who's upstairs is going to
0:39 change places
0:48 i was petrified the mere thought of having to delay my
0:52 daily broadcast to indulge this undue
0:55 displacement had my heart pumping no one person or object would be left
1:01 untouched by what was about to transpire not even grandmaster la freniere
1:07 you're getting kicked out you're leaving
1:12 but i will kick myself out immediately afterwards i cried Linus Linus but he
1:17 could give no attention to my sorrow Linus media group would never be the
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1:44 having already displaced myself from the tepid editing den i decided i could
1:49 stand as witness to the ordeal somewhat it didn't take long for lioness
1:55 to lose control why are we making a pile of bean bags here
1:59 you said you don't know where to go i didn't say to do that Jake said the free
2:02 space was over here so we're moving in fact Jake had been planning for this all
2:07 along the voluptuous bean bags were his first
2:10 target their color palette would surely make for an excellent throne
2:16 all hail Jake media group
2:19 i knew this was coming but i didn't expect it would actually happen so
2:23 amidst all of the mockery chaos and confusion
2:27 little explanation was forthcoming we knew we had to do it and like good
2:32 soldiers we acted on orders but not knowing why so i realized i haven't
2:37 actually explained why we're doing this um with the new hiring wave we're going
2:42 to be adding a couple more people to the writing team so we were out of space over on that
2:46 side for writers and rather than split the writing team uh we figured the
2:50 writing team will take the bigger space and then the sales people and
2:54 administrative merchant people will go over there some of us were at the brink of insanity
2:59 you want to take 20 home Anthony sure
3:02 yeah yeah i don't i don't like any space in my home yeah who needs a bed who
3:06 needs a couch well those are good insulators too you
3:10 could replace your fridge with them just like put a couple ice packs in with your
3:14 food i'm literally taking it off others became compassionate you guys are both
3:19 going to share that well where else is that getting well i thought the point of you having an office was so you can make
3:23 calls all the time i'm down so am i kicking him out where does that go though for a minute you know what
3:28 you get 24 hours notice
3:33 am i moving my office Linus struggled to find meaning in it
3:38 all why are things just moving now this is going into my office i can move it
3:42 it's fine james where are you going because i know you were making comments
3:45 about staking out the best location and i said we hadn't
3:48 confirmed where you were going hey i'm just listening to Jake where should i go
3:52 what's the plan you know what i don't know just ask Jake
3:56 it was every man for himself these bean bags just get rid of them
4:00 Colton if you guys [ __ ] you you know i think everyone's all
4:04 fired up since the last time we did a vlog you know everyone's ready you know
4:07 to to conquer the day i wasn't the only one
4:11 concerned with the state of our real estate no one cared where they went at
4:15 all except me i was like look i don't want to be by the door i don't want to be by the bathroom i don't want to be by
4:19 the kitchen that leaves one logical spot we have to move the spot that Jake is
4:22 now in and Jake's the one who assigned the spots yes correct
4:29 rise up at this rate it wouldn't be long before Jake's reign would come crashing
4:34 down as i became more and more distraught i
4:37 decided to take on discount luke
4:55 it could have been worse king Jake had decided that the cubicles
4:59 had to go i thought i didn't have to move at all but apparently i lost my my
5:03 shelter now anyone can just come and talk to me at any time oh very annoying the only
5:08 people you'll make random eye contact with is the spectral beings in that
5:11 window when the light is dim
5:14 being the good person that i am i offered assistance in the clean up of my
5:18 now wall-free dwelling as an editor who
5:22 has no stake in the upstairs how do you feel about this move
5:26 alex are you feeling good about this move ah it's okay
5:30 i don't entirely agree with Jake's plan but uh you know do you think the uh people
5:34 who'd had no decision-making should rise up and force Jake to get the worst spot
5:38 oh yes okay i like that idea hey james do you want to have Jake get the worst
5:42 spot i think writers should rise up
5:46 are you going to help you're just going to stand there it wouldn't be long before james belligerent behavior would
5:51 come to cost him his social status uh alex can i have a hand moving uh
5:57 jamie's desk i thought you wanted my help he's the new james now
6:03 now a sad recluse he still has not come
6:07 out of his office
6:11 i lied it was then that i discovered tyler's
6:14 true nature what are you helping out with right now tyler
6:17 i'm uh taking stuff off of these shelves nice
6:23 a-prime's new role didn't seem to be fitting him very well
6:32 oh don't know
6:36 for Linus the challenge would be amazing
6:39 honestly i think the hardest part is going to be my office
6:43 there is so much clutter in here no i didn't prep anything i didn't have time
6:48 okay i'm going to start with the vocal recording booth
6:55 but not everyone was feeling the pressure no one's prepared for this movie
6:58 there's no plan no one's prepared how's it make it feel
7:03 i'm fine it's just the labeling process is working as
7:07 intended tools that are going upstairs later
7:11 which is stored upstairs
7:16 Colton couldn't stop rationalizing his distaste with the very idea of dwelling
7:21 with his partner i was like okay maybe we need to move the desktop room and
7:25 he's like no i'm leaving what did you say to him i just said i'm sorry
7:29 and then now he's gone but then he left the table and the monitor for me to
7:32 clean up what a what a dick all right what's up you broke up with him in the first place i didn't do it last week we
7:37 were saying it could be an ongoing thing we just have to work it out you know
7:41 and then he broke up with me okay it became clear that there were gaps in
7:46 Jake's leadership drawings didn't account for those electrical boxes did they oh that's fine
7:50 you tried to be a god does it feel good to have the power no
7:55 everyone blaming you i want to
8:02 his meeting done luke was finally ready to join in on the chaos it's going to be
8:07 interesting because my screens can't be public because i
8:10 have employee information on it i don't know how i'm gonna solve that
8:14 but we'll figure it out meanwhile dennis was busy taking the
8:18 mineral oil pc for a walk
8:22 just give me a week
8:37 oh dennis it's around that time that Linus came to
8:41 realize that his fabulous desk was
8:44 trouble whoever came up with the concept of a desk pc you never really thought
8:49 about moving it actually
8:53 there's a certain advantage to modularity
8:56 holy crap the pain was crippling
9:00 i love this office he had never asked for this
9:04 you don't actually want to move well no i don't i love this office
9:10 the nostalgia dvds what is this 2002
9:14 what is this thankfully the mood was lightening up oh hey hold on a second
9:20 um admiring the beauty where are you putting it don't tell them we're
9:24 actually just gonna what i really want is this mat i think if i do that trick
9:27 where you go really fast i can just yeah yeah i can get it out yeah
9:31 three two one
9:34 you see that we were never gonna do it we weren't gonna do that double fisting
9:40 oh buddy every single
9:44 time that we use just tap water and builds people get super mad so we've
9:48 just had this one like bottle of ek cryo fuel and we just fill it up with tap
9:53 water and then pour it in so people don't like get super mad at us every
9:56 time holy i didn't believe that
10:03 wow pretty cool he's a magic man
10:06 this is how you lift with proper form okay we call these good mornings oh this
10:10 flex the cruelty i think things are going great so far
10:16 we began assembling shelves that would neatly divide the space to serve as
10:21 ideological barriers between the riders see if you get this reference
10:26 a computer and a car thanks mom and dad
10:30 queens i don't know most of the stupid
10:33 references meanwhile the glittery filing apparatus
10:38 was being relocated to its new
10:43 dwelling data yeah yeah or you can just
10:46 or you can just open the drawer
10:50 look at that glitter go all right do you have to turn this now
10:56 yeah just tilted my fingers at the bottom yeah yeah pretty
11:02 are you excited to have some daylight in your office um
11:05 yes it's really dark in there from the gray
11:08 though i kind of liked my think i was getting used to it you can paint your
11:12 office no it wasn't without fault it broke my final tablet i can't open it
11:17 well i think it was already like that no uh
11:21 no refunds call 911.
11:26 thankfully nick has experience breaking into people's homes so he came up with a
11:31 solution so i think there's only one thing to do to get your files back
11:36 at least in front of this
11:44 oh there we go i didn't even have to break it
11:52 that also happened to mend our fancy
11:55 hey good job
11:58 crowbars fix everything
12:02 the aftermath of moving a glitter covered file cabinet this video brought
12:06 to you by tyson all right
12:10 it's not actually but hey
12:20 now i realize that watching people move and assemble furniture is probably not
12:24 the most exhilarating use of your time but you've stuck with us this far so
12:30 bear with me here
12:33 oh hi i think i went too fast oh oh god
12:45 grab my legs pull
12:50 ah we're just grabbing Colton's nuts oh
12:54 geez you don't want this plant where do you want the plant no are there though
12:58 yes um if you could go kind of like spontaneously pretty awesome no
13:02 there there's a play though right yep okay you're welcome my morale just went
13:07 up like five percent that's great wow you must have started at a really low
13:11 point whoa is this real you don't even know this is my new desk and someone
13:15 broke it Colton you broke my desk and now you get your
13:20 own office yeah yeah i don't know i don't know it's a weird day what a dick
13:26 don't you want pictures of your friends like dennis and taryn
13:30 edzel john and question mark they're your friends now question mark we're
13:34 gonna keep you company in your new office no no no no this is yours i don't want to take this away i can't be my own
13:39 friend the space is finally coming together
13:42 all right there you go
13:46 there you go thank you thanks man heck yeah
13:50 you know there's still enough room for another rider
13:53 right here in a swiveling chair you just get a key mouse mounted to the chair
13:59 a monitor that comes out from your crotch and you just do your best work
14:03 and live your best life actually i'm gonna miss it
14:08 surprisingly it's so cheerful how are you gonna remember to live love and laugh
14:13 it's a shame nick won't fully embrace the glory of his space
14:20 you're trying to figure out my plan right now well you already succeeded in
14:23 kicking out ed i didn't mean to he literally was like like he saw he came
14:27 in and saw this layout he's like nope rob just stop and leave sounds like
14:32 Colton is still dwelling on the past move on Colton
14:37 it was so peaceful in here i was private i had protection
14:44 well i guess it's time to pretend that this video made any sense at all and
14:49 with that here's Linus all right so for better or for worse we're kind of done
14:54 i've decided this is where my desk is going and my bench is going to go over
14:57 here and i'm going to figure out i don't know i'll route the
15:01 networking table along there or something i don't know i'll figure it
15:05 out anyway riley's over here he's requisitioned three beanbags for his own
15:09 personal use along with his xl sized
15:12 desk and this is wait this is exactly where you were before Anthony now has
15:16 more desk face than ever before sort of all the shelves moved from
15:21 downstairs and are now up here i have no
15:24 idea what the plan is for this desk and then you can always tell
15:28 who was the coordinator for a move because for whatever reason Jake has two
15:33 desks two shelves i only have one though
15:36 james also has a shelf a plant that was alex's plant as alex's plant and then uh
15:41 alex also has a two desks
15:44 everyone ended up with more space i guess that's good
15:48 you want the Windows washed yeah they're really dirty yeah go for it
15:54 over here we've got lloyd's desk jono's desk
15:58 new Yvonne uh new Linus wow it's looking homey in
16:02 here is your computer working yet you've got them plugged into your
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16:26 and he put his desk here which is like really stupid honestly and you haven't
16:31 was still in here ed was still in here and then he moved out i don't want to move it you have to get into your chair
16:36 sideways yeah and then turn it cause okay here's the deal here's what's
16:40 actually happening though the couch is gonna go right there everybody's gonna
16:43 be able to put their head against the electrical panel here using the tv
16:47 mounted on that wall we're gonna get the surround sound system up there
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