i'll remember this day like i'll remember the first time i had a mouth
full of brussels sprouts it was march 11 2019 the time
10 20 a.m we had all gathered upstairs
to attend our usual weekly meeting talking about past and upcoming events
looking at memes the usual stuff
but this was not to be just any ordinary
meaning okay guys and uh
last order of business for monday morning meeting is
um everyone who's upstairs is going to
change places
i was petrified the mere thought of having to delay my
daily broadcast to indulge this undue
displacement had my heart pumping no one person or object would be left
untouched by what was about to transpire not even grandmaster la freniere
you're getting kicked out you're leaving
but i will kick myself out immediately afterwards i cried Linus Linus but he
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having already displaced myself from the tepid editing den i decided i could
stand as witness to the ordeal somewhat it didn't take long for lioness
to lose control why are we making a pile of bean bags here
you said you don't know where to go i didn't say to do that Jake said the free
space was over here so we're moving in fact Jake had been planning for this all
along the voluptuous bean bags were his first
target their color palette would surely make for an excellent throne
all hail Jake media group
i knew this was coming but i didn't expect it would actually happen so
amidst all of the mockery chaos and confusion
little explanation was forthcoming we knew we had to do it and like good
soldiers we acted on orders but not knowing why so i realized i haven't
actually explained why we're doing this um with the new hiring wave we're going
to be adding a couple more people to the writing team so we were out of space over on that
side for writers and rather than split the writing team uh we figured the
writing team will take the bigger space and then the sales people and
administrative merchant people will go over there some of us were at the brink of insanity
you want to take 20 home Anthony sure
yeah yeah i don't i don't like any space in my home yeah who needs a bed who
needs a couch well those are good insulators too you
could replace your fridge with them just like put a couple ice packs in with your
food i'm literally taking it off others became compassionate you guys are both
going to share that well where else is that getting well i thought the point of you having an office was so you can make
calls all the time i'm down so am i kicking him out where does that go though for a minute you know what
you get 24 hours notice
am i moving my office Linus struggled to find meaning in it
all why are things just moving now this is going into my office i can move it
it's fine james where are you going because i know you were making comments
about staking out the best location and i said we hadn't
confirmed where you were going hey i'm just listening to Jake where should i go
what's the plan you know what i don't know just ask Jake
it was every man for himself these bean bags just get rid of them
Colton if you guys [ __ ] you you know i think everyone's all
fired up since the last time we did a vlog you know everyone's ready you know
to to conquer the day i wasn't the only one
concerned with the state of our real estate no one cared where they went at
all except me i was like look i don't want to be by the door i don't want to be by the bathroom i don't want to be by
the kitchen that leaves one logical spot we have to move the spot that Jake is
now in and Jake's the one who assigned the spots yes correct
rise up at this rate it wouldn't be long before Jake's reign would come crashing
down as i became more and more distraught i
decided to take on discount luke
it could have been worse king Jake had decided that the cubicles
had to go i thought i didn't have to move at all but apparently i lost my my
shelter now anyone can just come and talk to me at any time oh very annoying the only
people you'll make random eye contact with is the spectral beings in that
window when the light is dim
being the good person that i am i offered assistance in the clean up of my
now wall-free dwelling as an editor who
has no stake in the upstairs how do you feel about this move
alex are you feeling good about this move ah it's okay
i don't entirely agree with Jake's plan but uh you know do you think the uh people
who'd had no decision-making should rise up and force Jake to get the worst spot
oh yes okay i like that idea hey james do you want to have Jake get the worst
spot i think writers should rise up
are you going to help you're just going to stand there it wouldn't be long before james belligerent behavior would
come to cost him his social status uh alex can i have a hand moving uh
jamie's desk i thought you wanted my help he's the new james now
now a sad recluse he still has not come
out of his office
i lied it was then that i discovered tyler's
true nature what are you helping out with right now tyler
i'm uh taking stuff off of these shelves nice
a-prime's new role didn't seem to be fitting him very well
oh don't know
for Linus the challenge would be amazing
honestly i think the hardest part is going to be my office
there is so much clutter in here no i didn't prep anything i didn't have time
okay i'm going to start with the vocal recording booth
but not everyone was feeling the pressure no one's prepared for this movie
there's no plan no one's prepared how's it make it feel
i'm fine it's just the labeling process is working as
intended tools that are going upstairs later
which is stored upstairs
Colton couldn't stop rationalizing his distaste with the very idea of dwelling
with his partner i was like okay maybe we need to move the desktop room and
he's like no i'm leaving what did you say to him i just said i'm sorry
and then now he's gone but then he left the table and the monitor for me to
clean up what a what a dick all right what's up you broke up with him in the first place i didn't do it last week we
were saying it could be an ongoing thing we just have to work it out you know
and then he broke up with me okay it became clear that there were gaps in
Jake's leadership drawings didn't account for those electrical boxes did they oh that's fine
you tried to be a god does it feel good to have the power no
everyone blaming you i want to
his meeting done luke was finally ready to join in on the chaos it's going to be
interesting because my screens can't be public because i
have employee information on it i don't know how i'm gonna solve that
but we'll figure it out meanwhile dennis was busy taking the
mineral oil pc for a walk
just give me a week
oh dennis it's around that time that Linus came to
realize that his fabulous desk was
trouble whoever came up with the concept of a desk pc you never really thought
about moving it actually
there's a certain advantage to modularity
holy crap the pain was crippling
i love this office he had never asked for this
you don't actually want to move well no i don't i love this office
the nostalgia dvds what is this 2002
what is this thankfully the mood was lightening up oh hey hold on a second
um admiring the beauty where are you putting it don't tell them we're
actually just gonna what i really want is this mat i think if i do that trick
where you go really fast i can just yeah yeah i can get it out yeah
three two one
you see that we were never gonna do it we weren't gonna do that double fisting
oh buddy every single
time that we use just tap water and builds people get super mad so we've
just had this one like bottle of ek cryo fuel and we just fill it up with tap
water and then pour it in so people don't like get super mad at us every
time holy i didn't believe that
wow pretty cool he's a magic man
this is how you lift with proper form okay we call these good mornings oh this
flex the cruelty i think things are going great so far
we began assembling shelves that would neatly divide the space to serve as
ideological barriers between the riders see if you get this reference
a computer and a car thanks mom and dad
queens i don't know most of the stupid
references meanwhile the glittery filing apparatus
was being relocated to its new
dwelling data yeah yeah or you can just
or you can just open the drawer
look at that glitter go all right do you have to turn this now
yeah just tilted my fingers at the bottom yeah yeah pretty
are you excited to have some daylight in your office um
yes it's really dark in there from the gray
though i kind of liked my think i was getting used to it you can paint your
office no it wasn't without fault it broke my final tablet i can't open it
well i think it was already like that no uh
no refunds call 911.
thankfully nick has experience breaking into people's homes so he came up with a
solution so i think there's only one thing to do to get your files back
at least in front of this
oh there we go i didn't even have to break it
that also happened to mend our fancy
hey good job
crowbars fix everything
the aftermath of moving a glitter covered file cabinet this video brought
to you by tyson all right
it's not actually but hey
now i realize that watching people move and assemble furniture is probably not
the most exhilarating use of your time but you've stuck with us this far so
bear with me here
oh hi i think i went too fast oh oh god
grab my legs pull
ah we're just grabbing Colton's nuts oh
geez you don't want this plant where do you want the plant no are there though
yes um if you could go kind of like spontaneously pretty awesome no
there there's a play though right yep okay you're welcome my morale just went
up like five percent that's great wow you must have started at a really low
point whoa is this real you don't even know this is my new desk and someone
broke it Colton you broke my desk and now you get your
own office yeah yeah i don't know i don't know it's a weird day what a dick
don't you want pictures of your friends like dennis and taryn
edzel john and question mark they're your friends now question mark we're
gonna keep you company in your new office no no no no this is yours i don't want to take this away i can't be my own
friend the space is finally coming together
all right there you go
there you go thank you thanks man heck yeah
you know there's still enough room for another rider
right here in a swiveling chair you just get a key mouse mounted to the chair
a monitor that comes out from your crotch and you just do your best work
and live your best life actually i'm gonna miss it
surprisingly it's so cheerful how are you gonna remember to live love and laugh
it's a shame nick won't fully embrace the glory of his space
you're trying to figure out my plan right now well you already succeeded in
kicking out ed i didn't mean to he literally was like like he saw he came
in and saw this layout he's like nope rob just stop and leave sounds like
Colton is still dwelling on the past move on Colton
it was so peaceful in here i was private i had protection
well i guess it's time to pretend that this video made any sense at all and
with that here's Linus all right so for better or for worse we're kind of done
i've decided this is where my desk is going and my bench is going to go over
here and i'm going to figure out i don't know i'll route the
networking table along there or something i don't know i'll figure it
out anyway riley's over here he's requisitioned three beanbags for his own
personal use along with his xl sized
desk and this is wait this is exactly where you were before Anthony now has
more desk face than ever before sort of all the shelves moved from
downstairs and are now up here i have no
idea what the plan is for this desk and then you can always tell
who was the coordinator for a move because for whatever reason Jake has two
desks two shelves i only have one though
james also has a shelf a plant that was alex's plant as alex's plant and then uh
alex also has a two desks
everyone ended up with more space i guess that's good
you want the Windows washed yeah they're really dirty yeah go for it
over here we've got lloyd's desk jono's desk
new Yvonne uh new Linus wow it's looking homey in
here is your computer working yet you've got them plugged into your
onboard video you do have onboard video but you just
also have a graphic number yay
solves giving people tech tips left and right now oh yeah this is flow plane now
high flow plane yeah
and he put his desk here which is like really stupid honestly and you haven't
was still in here ed was still in here and then he moved out i don't want to move it you have to get into your chair
sideways yeah and then turn it cause okay here's the deal here's what's
actually happening though the couch is gonna go right there everybody's gonna
be able to put their head against the electrical panel here using the tv
mounted on that wall we're gonna get the surround sound system up there
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