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could give no attention to my sorrow Linus media group would never be the same again but first a word from our sponsor thermaltakes a500 features a modern minimalist design with brushed aluminum panels and dual hinge swing tempered glass doors check it out today at the link below having already displaced myself from the tepid editing den i decided i could stand as witness to the ordeal somewhat it didn't take long for lioness to lose control why are we making a pile of bean bags here you said you don't know where to go i didn't say to do that Jake said the free space was over here so we're moving in fact Jake had been planning for this all along the voluptuous bean bags were his first target their color palette would surely make for an excellent throne all hail Jake media group i knew this was coming but i didn't expect it would actually happen so amidst all of the mockery chaos and confusion little explanation was forthcoming we knew we had to do it and like good soldiers we acted on orders but not knowing why so i realized i haven't actually explained why we're doing this um with the new hiring wave we're going to be adding a couple more people to the writing team so we were out of space over on that side for writers and rather than split the writing team uh we figured the writing team will take the bigger space and then the sales people and administrative merchant people will go over there some of us were at the brink of insanity you want to take 20 home Anthony sure yeah yeah i don't i don't like any space in my home yeah who needs a bed who needs a couch well those are good insulators too you could replace your fridge with them just like put a couple ice packs in with your food i'm literally taking it off others became compassionate you guys are both going to share that well where else is that getting well i thought the point of you having an office was so you can make calls all the time i'm down so am i kicking him out where does that go though for a minute you know what you get 24 hours notice am i moving my office Linus struggled to find meaning in it all why are things just moving now this is going into my office i can move it it's fine james where are you going because i know you were making comments about staking out the best location and i said we hadn't confirmed where you were going hey i'm just listening to Jake where should i go what's the plan you know what i don't know just ask Jake it was every man for himself these bean bags just get rid of them Colton if you guys [ __ ] you you know i think everyone's all fired up since the last time we did a vlog you know everyone's ready you know to to conquer the day i wasn't the only one concerned with the state of our real estate no one cared where they went at all except me i was like look i don't want to be by the door i don't want to be by the bathroom i don't want to be by the kitchen that leaves one logical spot we have to move the spot that Jake is now in and Jake's the one who assigned the spots yes correct rise up at this rate it wouldn't be long before Jake's reign would come crashing down as i became more and more distraught i decided to take on discount luke it could have been worse king Jake had decided that the cubicles had to go i thought i didn't have to move at all but apparently i lost my my shelter now anyone can just come and talk to me at any time oh very annoying the only people you'll make random eye contact with is the spectral beings in that window when the light is dim being the good person that i am i offered assistance in the clean up of my now wall-free dwelling as an editor who has no stake in the upstairs how do you feel about this move alex are you feeling good about this move ah it's okay i don't entirely agree with Jake's plan but uh you know do you think the uh people who'd had no decision-making should rise up and force Jake to get the worst spot oh yes okay i like that idea hey james do you want to have Jake get the worst spot i think writers should rise up are you going to help you're just going to stand there it wouldn't be long before james belligerent behavior would come to cost him his social status uh alex can i have a hand moving uh jamie's desk i thought you wanted my help he's the new james now now a sad recluse he still has not come out of his office i lied it was then that i discovered tyler's true nature what are you helping out with right now tyler i'm uh taking stuff off of these shelves nice a-prime's new role didn't seem to be fitting him very well oh don't know for Linus the challenge would be amazing honestly i think the hardest part is going to be my office there is so much clutter in here no i didn't prep anything i didn't have time okay i'm going to start with the vocal recording booth but not everyone was feeling the pressure no one's prepared for this movie there's no plan no one's prepared how's it make it feel i'm fine it's just the labeling process is working as intended tools that are going upstairs later which is stored upstairs Colton couldn't stop rationalizing his distaste with the very idea of dwelling with his partner i was like okay maybe we need to move the desktop room and he's like no i'm leaving what did you say to him i just said i'm sorry and then now he's gone but then he left the table and the monitor for me to clean up what a what a dick all right what's up you broke up with him in the first place i didn't do it last week we were saying it could be an ongoing thing we just have to work it out you know and then he broke up with me okay it became clear that there were gaps in Jake's leadership drawings didn't account for those electrical boxes did they oh that's fine you tried to be a god does it feel good to have the power no everyone blaming you i want to his meeting done luke was finally ready to join in on the chaos it's going to be interesting because my screens can't be public because i have employee information on it i don't know how i'm gonna solve that but we'll figure it out meanwhile dennis was busy taking the mineral oil pc for a walk just give me a week oh dennis it's around that time that Linus came to realize that his fabulous desk was trouble whoever came up with the concept of a desk pc you never really thought about moving it actually there's a certain advantage to modularity holy crap the pain was crippling i love this office he had never asked for this you don't actually want to move well no i don't i love this office the nostalgia dvds what is this 2002 what is this thankfully the mood was lightening up oh hey hold on a second um admiring the beauty where are you putting it don't tell them we're actually just gonna what i really want is this mat i think if i do that trick where you go really fast i can just yeah yeah i can get it out yeah three two one you see that we were never gonna do it we weren't gonna do that double fisting oh buddy every single time that we use just tap water and builds people get super mad so we've just had this one like bottle of ek cryo fuel and we just fill it up with tap water and then pour it in so people don't like get super mad at us every time holy i didn't believe that wow pretty cool he's a magic man this is how you lift with proper form okay we call these good mornings oh this flex the cruelty i think things are going great so far we began assembling shelves that would neatly divide the space to serve as ideological barriers between the riders see if you get this reference a computer and a car thanks mom and dad queens i don't know most of the stupid references meanwhile the glittery filing apparatus was being relocated to its new dwelling data yeah yeah or you can just or you can just open the drawer look at that glitter go all right do you have to turn this now yeah just tilted my fingers at the bottom yeah yeah pretty are you excited to have some daylight in your office um yes it's really dark in there from the gray though i kind of liked my think i was getting used to it you can paint your office no it wasn't without fault it broke my final tablet i can't open it well i think it was already like that no uh no refunds call 911. thankfully nick has experience breaking into people's homes so he came up with a solution so i think there's only one thing to do to get your files back at least in front of this oh there we go i didn't even have to break it that also happened to mend our fancy hey good job crowbars fix everything the aftermath of moving a glitter covered file cabinet this video brought to you by tyson all right it's not actually but hey now i realize that watching people move and assemble furniture is probably not the most exhilarating use of your time but you've stuck with us this far so bear with me here oh hi i think i went too fast oh oh god grab my legs pull ah we're just grabbing Colton's nuts oh geez you don't want this plant where do you want the plant no are there though yes um if you could go kind of like spontaneously pretty awesome no there there's a play though right yep okay you're welcome my morale just went up like five percent that's great wow you must have started at a really low point whoa is this real you don't even know this is my new desk and someone broke it Colton you broke my desk and now you get your own office yeah yeah i don't know i don't know it's a weird day what a dick don't you want pictures of your friends like dennis and taryn edzel john and question mark they're your friends now question mark we're gonna keep you company in your new office no no no no this is yours i don't want to take this away i can't be my own friend the space is finally coming together all right there you go there you go thank you thanks man heck yeah you know there's still enough room for another rider right here in a swiveling chair you just get a key mouse mounted to the chair a monitor that comes out from your crotch and you just do your best work and live your best life actually i'm gonna miss it surprisingly it's so cheerful how are you gonna remember to live love and laugh it's a shame nick won't fully embrace the glory of his space you're trying to figure out my plan right now well you already succeeded in kicking out ed i didn't mean to he literally was like like he saw he came in and saw this layout he's like nope rob just stop and leave sounds like Colton is still dwelling on the past move on Colton it was so peaceful in here i was private i had protection well i guess it's time to pretend that this video made any sense at all and with that here's Linus all right so for better or for worse we're kind of done i've decided this is where my desk is going and my bench is going to go over here and i'm going to figure out i don't know i'll route the networking table along there or something i don't know i'll figure it out anyway riley's over here he's requisitioned three beanbags for his own personal use along with his xl sized desk and this is wait this is exactly where you were before Anthony now has more desk face than ever before sort of all the shelves moved from downstairs and are now up here i have no idea what the plan is for this desk and then you can always tell who was the coordinator for a move because for whatever reason Jake has two desks two shelves i only have one though james also has a shelf a plant that was alex's plant as alex's plant and then uh alex also has a two desks everyone ended up with more space i guess that's good you want the Windows washed yeah they're really dirty yeah go for it over here we've got lloyd's desk jono's desk new Yvonne uh new Linus wow it's looking homey in here is your computer working yet you've got them plugged into your onboard video you do have onboard video but you just also have a graphic number yay solves giving people tech tips left and right now oh yeah this is flow plane now high flow plane yeah and he put his desk here which is like really stupid honestly and you haven't was still in here ed was still in here and then he moved out i don't want to move it you have to get into your chair sideways yeah and then turn it cause okay here's the deal here's what's actually happening though the couch is gonna go right there everybody's gonna be able to put their head against the electrical panel here using the tv mounted on that wall we're gonna get the surround sound system up there freshbooks is the small business accounting software that's custom built for how you wanna work and if you're a freelancer or small business owner it's a simple way to be more productive more organized and to get paid faster with freshbooks you can create and send professional looking invoices in less than 30 seconds you can set up online payments with just a couple of clicks to get paid up to four days faster you can see when your client has seen your invoice for the first time to put an end to the guessing games and you can take the entire experience with you on the go with their 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