The mischievous adventures of Linus and Edzel - San Francisco Vlog, SDC2016

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2016-05-06 · 1,700 words · ~8 min read
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0:02 Where are we going? What? Oh, Samsung developer conference. I never know where
0:07 to look when I think it's over. Yeah. No, I know. I know. I mean, I know where
0:10 like I can find the lens show, but like I always want to like look at the person
0:15 I'm talking to and then like I have this kind of staring off into the distance.
0:20 I don't want to look. There's Tim Horton. There's Cinnabon. You could just
0:25 eat cinnamon buns and flavor good. I mean, technically,
0:30 we're like reenacting this because he had the wrong camera on last time.
0:36 Speak to the script. Uh, there's Burger King over there. Except not over there
0:40 because last time we tried this, we were Okay, whatever. Yeah. Got a Whopper.
0:46 It's awful. I got the chicken grilled
0:49 thing. I don't like my fries. What do we do? We are going to board our plane. We
0:54 think our boarding group has already boarded, but I'm pretty sure the plane
0:57 is still on the tarmac. Wait, why didn't we get up soon enough? I don't know.
1:01 Where are we? On the plane. We got bumped up to
1:05 economy bus. Yes. Oh, we just landed.
1:09 Where are we? San Francisco.
1:13 What? A rat. Where are we going? A rat.
1:16 Where are we going? Uh, bacon plane. Which one? There's only 10, so we'll
1:22 just guess. Where are we going?
1:28 The Hilton. All right, where are we? I can't believe we just paid $55 for that
1:33 ride. I mean, do cab drivers not know that I'm on my phone checking to see if
1:37 they take a route that's congested or not? It was actually $50. $55. I didn't
1:42 tip. We're in a restaurant and uh
1:46 getting real.
1:50 Did get real.
1:54 Some of people getting kicked out. Oh, they haven't been kicked out yet. I said
1:59 getting kicked out. You don't know that yet. I think it's happening very quickly. And all I wanted was some food
2:04 after the flight. I know. I don't even understand what half the things on the
2:08 menu are. What is a vegetitali?
2:11 So, more police showed up. I don't know what's happening, but more police showed
2:15 up. Hi. Twice as many police. Yep. And we
2:21 still don't know what we want to order. Hey, we got our food. Yeah, mine has
2:26 avocado in it. I took the avocado off the veg's burger, which originally had
2:30 the avocado, and I didn't want avocado, but that's fine. I don't care. Cops
2:35 left. Oh no, they're still there
2:39 somewhere. But they're not here. Oh my god. We have our own rooms.
2:46 This is my room. All right, first morning. Where are we? Where can we go?
2:50 On our way to the center, we decided to walk because it's very close. That's a
2:55 terrible idea. Everyone's all dressed dressed up like and I'm wearing my
3:00 cardigan stickers and Lis's
3:04 lattice. That's supposed to mean you know what it means. We arrived at the
3:08 thing. What's going on? We got our badges and we're heading upstairs. Oh,
3:12 hold on. Wrong escalator. Okay, this
3:15 way. All right. We don't know how to use escalators. All right. Who are the
3:19 people behind us? Oh, well that's uh Luna from Samsung and Hugh from also
3:24 Samsung.
3:29 So, we saw the hall. Um but it's still
3:32 early, so we're going to go eat first. There's apparently two press.
3:36 Yeah, he works with me. All right, where are
3:41 we? This place is amazing. Look at this. Like breakfast.
3:48 Wow. way to cut me out of the shot. Okay. Well, we you have to turn with me.
3:52 So,
3:55 it's like I'm on a ride.
3:59 All right. Where are where we're going to the keynote? It is the uh Oh, no.
4:04 It's not the end. That's smart. This is kind of the
4:08 kickoff. Hello. Good morning. Good morning.
4:13 Listen to keynote. We watch the keynote. So, I think you
4:17 know what we're going to do, but we're not
4:21 sure. We're in live theater roller
4:25 coaster. What are we doing? We're checking out the Gear VR on the Gear VR
4:30 through a selfie stick. How's this going to work? I don't know.
4:38 I think that I can get five on my wrist and then I'm waiting for an answer on
4:41 the battery life for the Gear 360. But, I did pass my time. How long do you have
4:46 to wait? Let me check for you.
4:51 All right. What are we doing? Lunch time. I got turkey. I also got turkey.
4:55 You copied me. Yeah, I did. Yeah. So,
4:59 what are you doing? I am setting up for an interview with Tom.
5:05 So, what are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy from Kiss.
5:10 Yeah, I think that that I won't do the tongue thing. That's awful. What are you
5:15 doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Theer from Kiss. Yeah. Yeah.
5:22 I don't even know how to do this.
5:28 Hey, what are we doing? Selfies with Low Rider.
5:32 We doing We're finding out what San Francisco's healthiest pizza is. That
5:36 sounds terrible. We're at Santa's party.
5:41 Awesome food. Too bad. We just ate.
5:45 Hey, we're on the dance floor.
5:50 We're the only ones. So, underworld is playing. We're not sure who that is, but
5:55 developers like it once the main events
6:05 arrive. No Ed in this update though. He's dancing.
6:13 outside of Detroit. Good morning, San Francisco. What are
6:18 you doing? Following our dreams all the way to the convention center. That's not
6:22 where my dreams are, but I'll come with. Ed lost his badge. So, we're going to
6:27 the information desk. I could be eating breakfast. I mean, kids go. We can eat
6:33 breakfast. What you doing? I am uh standing in a VR
6:39 room. What's shaking? Not much.
6:44 Why are we doing an update then? No, we're we're planning all the shooting
6:47 we're doing for today. And we finished the VR demo. You broke their gun. I did
6:51 break. I didn't know what we were. We should restart. What just happened? I
6:55 just dropped this camera on the way out of that VR demo. Moment of truth.
7:01 Okay. Hey, it works. I mean, in my All right. What are we doing? We just
7:05 finished shooting all of the A-roll for our videos. This is my trash can. I use
7:10 it to put my laptop on so I can look at my scripts.
7:14 Cheating. All right. What are we doing? We're returning our garbage can because
7:19 that's what responsible citizens do. Oh, responsible citizens don't take
7:24 trash can in the first place.
7:29 All right. What are we doing? We're behind the curtain. Back curtain. And we
7:35 got food. Yeah. And are we staff? No.
7:40 Why? Why are we here?
7:43 Why are we here? What are we doing? Hey,
7:47 we got tokens for the slot machine. Gambling is bad. It's not gambling if
7:51 you don't buy the token. Wow. Give me that. Give me my token. No. No. Put the
7:55 token in.
8:01 You won nothing. My turn. Gambling is
8:04 bad, but fun.
8:11 I won. All right. So, we're trying to get to the pier. We were going to take a
8:16 car, but there's all these
8:21 bikes. Seems like a terrible idea. So,
8:24 Lionus thought it would be a good idea to rent bikes, even though he doesn't
8:27 ride a bike and has never ridden in traffic. All right, so I just found
8:32 Lionus after being a bit confused. What happened? You know what's funny about
8:36 this? We're only like six blocks from the hotel.
8:40 All right, so we found a bridge. Yeah, it's not the right bridge. Not the Golden Gate Bridge, but it's a bridge.
8:46 Progress. Minus is full of terrible ideas. Well,
8:50 we made it to Pier 39 and now we have to walk our bikes because he didn't look up
8:55 where the nearest bike share was. And apparently it's like a mile
8:59 back. So, it's one keychain for five or three for $13. This freaking guy lets me
9:04 go in and buy two keychains for $10. doesn't tell me he even wants one.
9:07 Doesn't contribute. Hey, wait. No. I said I wanted one back there, too. Then
9:12 on top of that, they give him one for free cuz I already bought two and he
9:15 goes and picks the same one I've picked out for my daughter.
9:18 All right. What's going on, Lis? So,
9:21 after getting lost, getting lost again, thinking we
9:25 were pulled over by the cops, getting lost again, and then finding out there
9:29 was no return station at the place we were trying to go, we are finally rid of
9:32 the devil bikes, and we require a beverage. and an Uber back to our hotel.
9:39 What are we updating for? Well, we're done walking. We never found a beverage
9:44 and we're just going to go back to the hotel because there are lots of corner
9:47 stores there. Yay! Adventure.
9:56 What? 5:30 in the morning and we're going home.
10:01 5:28 and we got to the airport. You have
10:05 to pay surge pricing to get here. 1.2x.
10:08 It's 4:20 in the morning. Who's even? Okay. No, that actually makes sense
10:12 because there aren't that many people. So, they have to incentivize having Uber
10:17 drivers out at that time. Should be incentivizing people to take an Uber
10:20 attack. This chicken teriyak was disappointing.
10:26 Okay. A little disappointed.
10:30 On the way home, it's over. Bye-bye, San Francisco. Good riddens. Well, I'll
10:35 don't be like that.