The mischievous adventures of Linus and Edzel - San Francisco Vlog, SDC2016
Linus Tech Tips
·Linus Tech Tips
·2016-05-06
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1,700 words · ~8 min read
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Where are we going? What? Oh, Samsung developer conference. I never know where
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to look when I think it's over. Yeah. No, I know. I know. I mean, I know where
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like I can find the lens show, but like I always want to like look at the person
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I'm talking to and then like I have this kind of staring off into the distance.
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I don't want to look. There's Tim Horton. There's Cinnabon. You could just
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eat cinnamon buns and flavor good. I mean, technically,
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we're like reenacting this because he had the wrong camera on last time.
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Speak to the script. Uh, there's Burger King over there. Except not over there
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because last time we tried this, we were Okay, whatever. Yeah. Got a Whopper.
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It's awful. I got the chicken grilled
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thing. I don't like my fries. What do we do? We are going to board our plane. We
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think our boarding group has already boarded, but I'm pretty sure the plane
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is still on the tarmac. Wait, why didn't we get up soon enough? I don't know.
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Where are we? On the plane. We got bumped up to
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economy bus. Yes. Oh, we just landed.
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Where are we? San Francisco.
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What? A rat. Where are we going? A rat.
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Where are we going? Uh, bacon plane. Which one? There's only 10, so we'll
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just guess. Where are we going?
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The Hilton. All right, where are we? I can't believe we just paid $55 for that
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ride. I mean, do cab drivers not know that I'm on my phone checking to see if
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they take a route that's congested or not? It was actually $50. $55. I didn't
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tip. We're in a restaurant and uh
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getting real.
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Did get real.
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Some of people getting kicked out. Oh, they haven't been kicked out yet. I said
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getting kicked out. You don't know that yet. I think it's happening very quickly. And all I wanted was some food
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after the flight. I know. I don't even understand what half the things on the
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menu are. What is a vegetitali?
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So, more police showed up. I don't know what's happening, but more police showed
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up. Hi. Twice as many police. Yep. And we
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still don't know what we want to order. Hey, we got our food. Yeah, mine has
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avocado in it. I took the avocado off the veg's burger, which originally had
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the avocado, and I didn't want avocado, but that's fine. I don't care. Cops
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left. Oh no, they're still there
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somewhere. But they're not here. Oh my god. We have our own rooms.
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This is my room. All right, first morning. Where are we? Where can we go?
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On our way to the center, we decided to walk because it's very close. That's a
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terrible idea. Everyone's all dressed dressed up like and I'm wearing my
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cardigan stickers and Lis's
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lattice. That's supposed to mean you know what it means. We arrived at the
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thing. What's going on? We got our badges and we're heading upstairs. Oh,
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hold on. Wrong escalator. Okay, this
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way. All right. We don't know how to use escalators. All right. Who are the
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people behind us? Oh, well that's uh Luna from Samsung and Hugh from also
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Samsung.
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So, we saw the hall. Um but it's still
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early, so we're going to go eat first. There's apparently two press.
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Yeah, he works with me. All right, where are
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we? This place is amazing. Look at this. Like breakfast.
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Wow. way to cut me out of the shot. Okay. Well, we you have to turn with me.
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So,
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it's like I'm on a ride.
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All right. Where are where we're going to the keynote? It is the uh Oh, no.
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It's not the end. That's smart. This is kind of the
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kickoff. Hello. Good morning. Good morning.
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Listen to keynote. We watch the keynote. So, I think you
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know what we're going to do, but we're not
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sure. We're in live theater roller
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coaster. What are we doing? We're checking out the Gear VR on the Gear VR
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through a selfie stick. How's this going to work? I don't know.
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I think that I can get five on my wrist and then I'm waiting for an answer on
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the battery life for the Gear 360. But, I did pass my time. How long do you have
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to wait? Let me check for you.
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All right. What are we doing? Lunch time. I got turkey. I also got turkey.
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You copied me. Yeah, I did. Yeah. So,
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what are you doing? I am setting up for an interview with Tom.
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So, what are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy from Kiss.
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Yeah, I think that that I won't do the tongue thing. That's awful. What are you
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doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Theer from Kiss. Yeah. Yeah.
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I don't even know how to do this.
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Hey, what are we doing? Selfies with Low Rider.
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We doing We're finding out what San Francisco's healthiest pizza is. That
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sounds terrible. We're at Santa's party.
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Awesome food. Too bad. We just ate.
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Hey, we're on the dance floor.
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We're the only ones. So, underworld is playing. We're not sure who that is, but
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developers like it once the main events
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arrive. No Ed in this update though. He's dancing.
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outside of Detroit. Good morning, San Francisco. What are
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you doing? Following our dreams all the way to the convention center. That's not
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where my dreams are, but I'll come with. Ed lost his badge. So, we're going to
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the information desk. I could be eating breakfast. I mean, kids go. We can eat
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breakfast. What you doing? I am uh standing in a VR
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room. What's shaking? Not much.
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Why are we doing an update then? No, we're we're planning all the shooting
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we're doing for today. And we finished the VR demo. You broke their gun. I did
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break. I didn't know what we were. We should restart. What just happened? I
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just dropped this camera on the way out of that VR demo. Moment of truth.
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Okay. Hey, it works. I mean, in my All right. What are we doing? We just
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finished shooting all of the A-roll for our videos. This is my trash can. I use
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it to put my laptop on so I can look at my scripts.
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Cheating. All right. What are we doing? We're returning our garbage can because
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that's what responsible citizens do. Oh, responsible citizens don't take
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trash can in the first place.
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All right. What are we doing? We're behind the curtain. Back curtain. And we
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got food. Yeah. And are we staff? No.
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Why? Why are we here?
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Why are we here? What are we doing? Hey,
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we got tokens for the slot machine. Gambling is bad. It's not gambling if
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you don't buy the token. Wow. Give me that. Give me my token. No. No. Put the
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token in.
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You won nothing. My turn. Gambling is
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bad, but fun.
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I won. All right. So, we're trying to get to the pier. We were going to take a
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car, but there's all these
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bikes. Seems like a terrible idea. So,
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Lionus thought it would be a good idea to rent bikes, even though he doesn't
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ride a bike and has never ridden in traffic. All right, so I just found
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Lionus after being a bit confused. What happened? You know what's funny about
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this? We're only like six blocks from the hotel.
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All right, so we found a bridge. Yeah, it's not the right bridge. Not the Golden Gate Bridge, but it's a bridge.
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Progress. Minus is full of terrible ideas. Well,
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we made it to Pier 39 and now we have to walk our bikes because he didn't look up
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where the nearest bike share was. And apparently it's like a mile
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back. So, it's one keychain for five or three for $13. This freaking guy lets me
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go in and buy two keychains for $10. doesn't tell me he even wants one.
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Doesn't contribute. Hey, wait. No. I said I wanted one back there, too. Then
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on top of that, they give him one for free cuz I already bought two and he
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goes and picks the same one I've picked out for my daughter.
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All right. What's going on, Lis? So,
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after getting lost, getting lost again, thinking we
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were pulled over by the cops, getting lost again, and then finding out there
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was no return station at the place we were trying to go, we are finally rid of
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the devil bikes, and we require a beverage. and an Uber back to our hotel.
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What are we updating for? Well, we're done walking. We never found a beverage
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and we're just going to go back to the hotel because there are lots of corner
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stores there. Yay! Adventure.
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What? 5:30 in the morning and we're going home.
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5:28 and we got to the airport. You have
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to pay surge pricing to get here. 1.2x.
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It's 4:20 in the morning. Who's even? Okay. No, that actually makes sense
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because there aren't that many people. So, they have to incentivize having Uber
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drivers out at that time. Should be incentivizing people to take an Uber
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attack. This chicken teriyak was disappointing.
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Okay. A little disappointed.
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On the way home, it's over. Bye-bye, San Francisco. Good riddens. Well, I'll
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don't be like that.