WEBVTT 00:00:02.080 --> 00:00:09.200 Where are we going? What? Oh, Samsung developer conference. I never know where 00:00:07.120 --> 00:00:13.679 to look when I think it's over. Yeah. No, I know. I know. I mean, I know where 00:00:10.960 --> 00:00:17.600 like I can find the lens show, but like I always want to like look at the person 00:00:15.280 --> 00:00:22.840 I'm talking to and then like I have this kind of staring off into the distance. 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:28.800 I don't want to look. There's Tim Horton. There's Cinnabon. You could just 00:00:25.920 --> 00:00:32.399 eat cinnamon buns and flavor good. I mean, technically, 00:00:30.800 --> 00:00:38.239 we're like reenacting this because he had the wrong camera on last time. 00:00:36.160 --> 00:00:43.120 Speak to the script. Uh, there's Burger King over there. Except not over there 00:00:40.719 --> 00:00:49.200 because last time we tried this, we were Okay, whatever. Yeah. Got a Whopper. 00:00:46.160 --> 00:00:51.680 It's awful. I got the chicken grilled 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:56.079 thing. I don't like my fries. What do we do? We are going to board our plane. We 00:00:54.079 --> 00:00:58.960 think our boarding group has already boarded, but I'm pretty sure the plane 00:00:57.280 --> 00:01:03.760 is still on the tarmac. Wait, why didn't we get up soon enough? I don't know. 00:01:01.600 --> 00:01:09.760 Where are we? On the plane. We got bumped up to 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:13.040 economy bus. Yes. Oh, we just landed. 00:01:09.760 --> 00:01:16.880 Where are we? San Francisco. 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:19.520 What? A rat. Where are we going? A rat. 00:01:16.880 --> 00:01:26.360 Where are we going? Uh, bacon plane. Which one? There's only 10, so we'll 00:01:22.240 --> 00:01:26.360 just guess. Where are we going? 00:01:28.159 --> 00:01:35.439 The Hilton. All right, where are we? I can't believe we just paid $55 for that 00:01:33.280 --> 00:01:38.720 ride. I mean, do cab drivers not know that I'm on my phone checking to see if 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:46.720 they take a route that's congested or not? It was actually $50. $55. I didn't 00:01:42.960 --> 00:01:50.040 tip. We're in a restaurant and uh 00:01:46.720 --> 00:01:50.040 getting real. 00:01:50.320 --> 00:01:54.079 Did get real. 00:01:54.399 --> 00:02:00.960 Some of people getting kicked out. Oh, they haven't been kicked out yet. I said 00:01:59.200 --> 00:02:06.960 getting kicked out. You don't know that yet. I think it's happening very quickly. And all I wanted was some food 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:11.680 after the flight. I know. I don't even understand what half the things on the 00:02:08.239 --> 00:02:14.160 menu are. What is a vegetitali? 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:17.599 So, more police showed up. I don't know what's happening, but more police showed 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:23.680 up. Hi. Twice as many police. Yep. And we 00:02:21.840 --> 00:02:29.200 still don't know what we want to order. Hey, we got our food. Yeah, mine has 00:02:26.720 --> 00:02:32.959 avocado in it. I took the avocado off the veg's burger, which originally had 00:02:30.800 --> 00:02:37.879 the avocado, and I didn't want avocado, but that's fine. I don't care. Cops 00:02:35.760 --> 00:02:42.720 left. Oh no, they're still there 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:48.160 somewhere. But they're not here. Oh my god. We have our own rooms. 00:02:46.160 --> 00:02:53.440 This is my room. All right, first morning. Where are we? Where can we go? 00:02:50.480 --> 00:02:58.080 On our way to the center, we decided to walk because it's very close. That's a 00:02:55.760 --> 00:03:04.840 terrible idea. Everyone's all dressed dressed up like and I'm wearing my 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:07.040 cardigan stickers and Lis's 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:10.400 lattice. That's supposed to mean you know what it means. We arrived at the 00:03:08.400 --> 00:03:15.280 thing. What's going on? We got our badges and we're heading upstairs. Oh, 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:17.280 hold on. Wrong escalator. Okay, this 00:03:15.280 --> 00:03:21.920 way. All right. We don't know how to use escalators. All right. Who are the 00:03:19.280 --> 00:03:27.239 people behind us? Oh, well that's uh Luna from Samsung and Hugh from also 00:03:24.239 --> 00:03:27.239 Samsung. 00:03:29.440 --> 00:03:33.920 So, we saw the hall. Um but it's still 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:38.640 early, so we're going to go eat first. There's apparently two press. 00:03:36.879 --> 00:03:44.080 Yeah, he works with me. All right, where are 00:03:41.440 --> 00:03:47.319 we? This place is amazing. Look at this. Like breakfast. 00:03:48.000 --> 00:03:55.080 Wow. way to cut me out of the shot. Okay. Well, we you have to turn with me. 00:03:52.080 --> 00:03:55.080 So, 00:03:55.840 --> 00:03:59.640 it's like I'm on a ride. 00:03:59.840 --> 00:04:06.959 All right. Where are where we're going to the keynote? It is the uh Oh, no. 00:04:04.799 --> 00:04:11.120 It's not the end. That's smart. This is kind of the 00:04:08.680 --> 00:04:15.680 kickoff. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. 00:04:13.519 --> 00:04:19.759 Listen to keynote. We watch the keynote. So, I think you 00:04:17.519 --> 00:04:25.840 know what we're going to do, but we're not 00:04:21.479 --> 00:04:27.440 sure. We're in live theater roller 00:04:25.840 --> 00:04:32.880 coaster. What are we doing? We're checking out the Gear VR on the Gear VR 00:04:30.479 --> 00:04:37.479 through a selfie stick. How's this going to work? I don't know. 00:04:38.000 --> 00:04:44.240 I think that I can get five on my wrist and then I'm waiting for an answer on 00:04:41.680 --> 00:04:49.870 the battery life for the Gear 360. But, I did pass my time. How long do you have 00:04:46.240 --> 00:04:51.120 to wait? Let me check for you. 00:04:51.120 --> 00:04:59.120 All right. What are we doing? Lunch time. I got turkey. I also got turkey. 00:04:55.919 --> 00:05:01.600 You copied me. Yeah, I did. Yeah. So, 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:07.039 what are you doing? I am setting up for an interview with Tom. 00:05:05.440 --> 00:05:13.680 So, what are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy from Kiss. 00:05:10.800 --> 00:05:17.120 Yeah, I think that that I won't do the tongue thing. That's awful. What are you 00:05:15.520 --> 00:05:26.199 doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Theer from Kiss. Yeah. Yeah. 00:05:22.160 --> 00:05:26.199 I don't even know how to do this. 00:05:28.479 --> 00:05:34.240 Hey, what are we doing? Selfies with Low Rider. 00:05:32.400 --> 00:05:38.960 We doing We're finding out what San Francisco's healthiest pizza is. That 00:05:36.880 --> 00:05:45.440 sounds terrible. We're at Santa's party. 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:49.560 Awesome food. Too bad. We just ate. 00:05:45.440 --> 00:05:49.560 Hey, we're on the dance floor. 00:05:50.000 --> 00:05:58.360 We're the only ones. So, underworld is playing. We're not sure who that is, but 00:05:55.680 --> 00:06:02.400 developers like it once the main events 00:06:05.080 --> 00:06:10.680 arrive. No Ed in this update though. He's dancing. 00:06:13.199 --> 00:06:20.479 outside of Detroit. Good morning, San Francisco. What are 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:25.680 you doing? Following our dreams all the way to the convention center. That's not 00:06:22.800 --> 00:06:29.720 where my dreams are, but I'll come with. Ed lost his badge. So, we're going to 00:06:27.520 --> 00:06:36.080 the information desk. I could be eating breakfast. I mean, kids go. We can eat 00:06:33.360 --> 00:06:44.160 breakfast. What you doing? I am uh standing in a VR 00:06:39.800 --> 00:06:45.759 room. What's shaking? Not much. 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:48.720 Why are we doing an update then? No, we're we're planning all the shooting 00:06:47.440 --> 00:06:53.280 we're doing for today. And we finished the VR demo. You broke their gun. I did 00:06:51.039 --> 00:06:56.880 break. I didn't know what we were. We should restart. What just happened? I 00:06:55.280 --> 00:07:03.840 just dropped this camera on the way out of that VR demo. Moment of truth. 00:07:01.199 --> 00:07:07.360 Okay. Hey, it works. I mean, in my All right. What are we doing? We just 00:07:05.680 --> 00:07:12.639 finished shooting all of the A-roll for our videos. This is my trash can. I use 00:07:10.400 --> 00:07:17.520 it to put my laptop on so I can look at my scripts. 00:07:14.919 --> 00:07:21.639 Cheating. All right. What are we doing? We're returning our garbage can because 00:07:19.520 --> 00:07:29.080 that's what responsible citizens do. Oh, responsible citizens don't take 00:07:24.960 --> 00:07:29.080 trash can in the first place. 00:07:29.840 --> 00:07:40.319 All right. What are we doing? We're behind the curtain. Back curtain. And we 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:43.680 got food. Yeah. And are we staff? No. 00:07:40.319 --> 00:07:47.120 Why? Why are we here? 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:48.800 Why are we here? What are we doing? Hey, 00:07:47.120 --> 00:07:53.280 we got tokens for the slot machine. Gambling is bad. It's not gambling if 00:07:51.039 --> 00:07:58.520 you don't buy the token. Wow. Give me that. Give me my token. No. No. Put the 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:58.520 token in. 00:08:01.280 --> 00:08:09.319 You won nothing. My turn. Gambling is 00:08:04.560 --> 00:08:09.319 bad, but fun. 00:08:11.759 --> 00:08:20.479 I won. All right. So, we're trying to get to the pier. We were going to take a 00:08:16.960 --> 00:08:20.479 car, but there's all these 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:26.080 bikes. Seems like a terrible idea. So, 00:08:24.639 --> 00:08:29.879 Lionus thought it would be a good idea to rent bikes, even though he doesn't 00:08:27.759 --> 00:08:34.959 ride a bike and has never ridden in traffic. All right, so I just found 00:08:32.240 --> 00:08:38.240 Lionus after being a bit confused. What happened? You know what's funny about 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:41.919 this? We're only like six blocks from the hotel. 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:48.480 All right, so we found a bridge. Yeah, it's not the right bridge. Not the Golden Gate Bridge, but it's a bridge. 00:08:46.160 --> 00:08:52.959 Progress. Minus is full of terrible ideas. Well, 00:08:50.640 --> 00:08:57.120 we made it to Pier 39 and now we have to walk our bikes because he didn't look up 00:08:55.200 --> 00:09:02.000 where the nearest bike share was. And apparently it's like a mile 00:08:59.480 --> 00:09:06.160 back. So, it's one keychain for five or three for $13. This freaking guy lets me 00:09:04.480 --> 00:09:09.279 go in and buy two keychains for $10. doesn't tell me he even wants one. 00:09:07.760 --> 00:09:13.839 Doesn't contribute. Hey, wait. No. I said I wanted one back there, too. Then 00:09:12.160 --> 00:09:16.480 on top of that, they give him one for free cuz I already bought two and he 00:09:15.279 --> 00:09:21.839 goes and picks the same one I've picked out for my daughter. 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:23.000 All right. What's going on, Lis? So, 00:09:21.839 --> 00:09:27.200 after getting lost, getting lost again, thinking we 00:09:25.519 --> 00:09:31.200 were pulled over by the cops, getting lost again, and then finding out there 00:09:29.440 --> 00:09:35.040 was no return station at the place we were trying to go, we are finally rid of 00:09:32.640 --> 00:09:41.440 the devil bikes, and we require a beverage. and an Uber back to our hotel. 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:45.760 What are we updating for? Well, we're done walking. We never found a beverage 00:09:44.240 --> 00:09:52.839 and we're just going to go back to the hotel because there are lots of corner 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:52.839 stores there. Yay! Adventure. 00:09:56.920 --> 00:10:05.440 What? 5:30 in the morning and we're going home. 00:10:01.640 --> 00:10:08.640 5:28 and we got to the airport. You have 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:11.440 to pay surge pricing to get here. 1.2x. 00:10:08.640 --> 00:10:14.399 It's 4:20 in the morning. Who's even? Okay. No, that actually makes sense 00:10:12.880 --> 00:10:19.200 because there aren't that many people. So, they have to incentivize having Uber 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:23.040 drivers out at that time. Should be incentivizing people to take an Uber 00:10:20.800 --> 00:10:30.000 attack. This chicken teriyak was disappointing. 00:10:26.040 --> 00:10:32.880 Okay. A little disappointed. 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:38.160 On the way home, it's over. Bye-bye, San Francisco. Good riddens. Well, I'll 00:10:35.360 --> 00:10:38.160 don't be like that.