Where are we going? What? Oh, Samsung developer conference. I never know where
to look when I think it's over. Yeah. No, I know. I know. I mean, I know where
like I can find the lens show, but like I always want to like look at the person
I'm talking to and then like I have this kind of staring off into the distance.
I don't want to look. There's Tim Horton. There's Cinnabon. You could just
eat cinnamon buns and flavor good. I mean, technically,
we're like reenacting this because he had the wrong camera on last time.
Speak to the script. Uh, there's Burger King over there. Except not over there
because last time we tried this, we were Okay, whatever. Yeah. Got a Whopper.
It's awful. I got the chicken grilled
thing. I don't like my fries. What do we do? We are going to board our plane. We
think our boarding group has already boarded, but I'm pretty sure the plane
is still on the tarmac. Wait, why didn't we get up soon enough? I don't know.
Where are we? On the plane. We got bumped up to
economy bus. Yes. Oh, we just landed.
Where are we? San Francisco.
What? A rat. Where are we going? A rat.
Where are we going? Uh, bacon plane. Which one? There's only 10, so we'll
just guess. Where are we going?
The Hilton. All right, where are we? I can't believe we just paid $55 for that
ride. I mean, do cab drivers not know that I'm on my phone checking to see if
they take a route that's congested or not? It was actually $50. $55. I didn't
tip. We're in a restaurant and uh
getting real.
Did get real.
Some of people getting kicked out. Oh, they haven't been kicked out yet. I said
getting kicked out. You don't know that yet. I think it's happening very quickly. And all I wanted was some food
after the flight. I know. I don't even understand what half the things on the
menu are. What is a vegetitali?
So, more police showed up. I don't know what's happening, but more police showed
up. Hi. Twice as many police. Yep. And we
still don't know what we want to order. Hey, we got our food. Yeah, mine has
avocado in it. I took the avocado off the veg's burger, which originally had
the avocado, and I didn't want avocado, but that's fine. I don't care. Cops
left. Oh no, they're still there
somewhere. But they're not here. Oh my god. We have our own rooms.
This is my room. All right, first morning. Where are we? Where can we go?
On our way to the center, we decided to walk because it's very close. That's a
terrible idea. Everyone's all dressed dressed up like and I'm wearing my
cardigan stickers and Lis's
lattice. That's supposed to mean you know what it means. We arrived at the
thing. What's going on? We got our badges and we're heading upstairs. Oh,
hold on. Wrong escalator. Okay, this
way. All right. We don't know how to use escalators. All right. Who are the
people behind us? Oh, well that's uh Luna from Samsung and Hugh from also
Samsung.
So, we saw the hall. Um but it's still
early, so we're going to go eat first. There's apparently two press.
Yeah, he works with me. All right, where are
we? This place is amazing. Look at this. Like breakfast.
Wow. way to cut me out of the shot. Okay. Well, we you have to turn with me.
So,
it's like I'm on a ride.
All right. Where are where we're going to the keynote? It is the uh Oh, no.
It's not the end. That's smart. This is kind of the
kickoff. Hello. Good morning. Good morning.
Listen to keynote. We watch the keynote. So, I think you
know what we're going to do, but we're not
sure. We're in live theater roller
coaster. What are we doing? We're checking out the Gear VR on the Gear VR
through a selfie stick. How's this going to work? I don't know.
I think that I can get five on my wrist and then I'm waiting for an answer on
the battery life for the Gear 360. But, I did pass my time. How long do you have
to wait? Let me check for you.
All right. What are we doing? Lunch time. I got turkey. I also got turkey.
You copied me. Yeah, I did. Yeah. So,
what are you doing? I am setting up for an interview with Tom.
So, what are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy from Kiss.
Yeah, I think that that I won't do the tongue thing. That's awful. What are you
doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Theer from Kiss. Yeah. Yeah.
I don't even know how to do this.
Hey, what are we doing? Selfies with Low Rider.
We doing We're finding out what San Francisco's healthiest pizza is. That
sounds terrible. We're at Santa's party.
Awesome food. Too bad. We just ate.
Hey, we're on the dance floor.
We're the only ones. So, underworld is playing. We're not sure who that is, but
developers like it once the main events
arrive. No Ed in this update though. He's dancing.
outside of Detroit. Good morning, San Francisco. What are
you doing? Following our dreams all the way to the convention center. That's not
where my dreams are, but I'll come with. Ed lost his badge. So, we're going to
the information desk. I could be eating breakfast. I mean, kids go. We can eat
breakfast. What you doing? I am uh standing in a VR
room. What's shaking? Not much.
Why are we doing an update then? No, we're we're planning all the shooting
we're doing for today. And we finished the VR demo. You broke their gun. I did
break. I didn't know what we were. We should restart. What just happened? I
just dropped this camera on the way out of that VR demo. Moment of truth.
Okay. Hey, it works. I mean, in my All right. What are we doing? We just
finished shooting all of the A-roll for our videos. This is my trash can. I use
it to put my laptop on so I can look at my scripts.
Cheating. All right. What are we doing? We're returning our garbage can because
that's what responsible citizens do. Oh, responsible citizens don't take
trash can in the first place.
All right. What are we doing? We're behind the curtain. Back curtain. And we
got food. Yeah. And are we staff? No.
Why? Why are we here?
Why are we here? What are we doing? Hey,
we got tokens for the slot machine. Gambling is bad. It's not gambling if
you don't buy the token. Wow. Give me that. Give me my token. No. No. Put the
token in.
You won nothing. My turn. Gambling is
bad, but fun.
I won. All right. So, we're trying to get to the pier. We were going to take a
car, but there's all these
bikes. Seems like a terrible idea. So,
Lionus thought it would be a good idea to rent bikes, even though he doesn't
ride a bike and has never ridden in traffic. All right, so I just found
Lionus after being a bit confused. What happened? You know what's funny about
this? We're only like six blocks from the hotel.
All right, so we found a bridge. Yeah, it's not the right bridge. Not the Golden Gate Bridge, but it's a bridge.
Progress. Minus is full of terrible ideas. Well,
we made it to Pier 39 and now we have to walk our bikes because he didn't look up
where the nearest bike share was. And apparently it's like a mile
back. So, it's one keychain for five or three for $13. This freaking guy lets me
go in and buy two keychains for $10. doesn't tell me he even wants one.
Doesn't contribute. Hey, wait. No. I said I wanted one back there, too. Then
on top of that, they give him one for free cuz I already bought two and he
goes and picks the same one I've picked out for my daughter.
All right. What's going on, Lis? So,
after getting lost, getting lost again, thinking we
were pulled over by the cops, getting lost again, and then finding out there
was no return station at the place we were trying to go, we are finally rid of
the devil bikes, and we require a beverage. and an Uber back to our hotel.
What are we updating for? Well, we're done walking. We never found a beverage
and we're just going to go back to the hotel because there are lots of corner
stores there. Yay! Adventure.
What? 5:30 in the morning and we're going home.
5:28 and we got to the airport. You have
to pay surge pricing to get here. 1.2x.
It's 4:20 in the morning. Who's even? Okay. No, that actually makes sense
because there aren't that many people. So, they have to incentivize having Uber
drivers out at that time. Should be incentivizing people to take an Uber
attack. This chicken teriyak was disappointing.
Okay. A little disappointed.
On the way home, it's over. Bye-bye, San Francisco. Good riddens. Well, I'll
don't be like that.