1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:09,200 Where are we going? What? Oh, Samsung developer conference. I never know where 2 00:00:07,120 --> 00:00:13,679 to look when I think it's over. Yeah. No, I know. I know. I mean, I know where 3 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:17,600 like I can find the lens show, but like I always want to like look at the person 4 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:22,840 I'm talking to and then like I have this kind of staring off into the distance. 5 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:28,800 I don't want to look. There's Tim Horton. There's Cinnabon. You could just 6 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:32,399 eat cinnamon buns and flavor good. I mean, technically, 7 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:38,239 we're like reenacting this because he had the wrong camera on last time. 8 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:43,120 Speak to the script. Uh, there's Burger King over there. Except not over there 9 00:00:40,719 --> 00:00:49,200 because last time we tried this, we were Okay, whatever. Yeah. Got a Whopper. 10 00:00:46,160 --> 00:00:51,680 It's awful. I got the chicken grilled 11 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:56,079 thing. I don't like my fries. What do we do? We are going to board our plane. We 12 00:00:54,079 --> 00:00:58,960 think our boarding group has already boarded, but I'm pretty sure the plane 13 00:00:57,280 --> 00:01:03,760 is still on the tarmac. Wait, why didn't we get up soon enough? I don't know. 14 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:09,760 Where are we? On the plane. We got bumped up to 15 00:01:05,920 --> 00:01:13,040 economy bus. Yes. Oh, we just landed. 16 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:16,880 Where are we? San Francisco. 17 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:19,520 What? A rat. Where are we going? A rat. 18 00:01:16,880 --> 00:01:26,360 Where are we going? Uh, bacon plane. Which one? There's only 10, so we'll 19 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:26,360 just guess. Where are we going? 20 00:01:28,159 --> 00:01:35,439 The Hilton. All right, where are we? I can't believe we just paid $55 for that 21 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:38,720 ride. I mean, do cab drivers not know that I'm on my phone checking to see if 22 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:46,720 they take a route that's congested or not? It was actually $50. $55. I didn't 23 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:50,040 tip. We're in a restaurant and uh 24 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:50,040 getting real. 25 00:01:50,320 --> 00:01:54,079 Did get real. 26 00:01:54,399 --> 00:02:00,960 Some of people getting kicked out. Oh, they haven't been kicked out yet. I said 27 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:06,960 getting kicked out. You don't know that yet. I think it's happening very quickly. And all I wanted was some food 28 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:11,680 after the flight. I know. I don't even understand what half the things on the 29 00:02:08,239 --> 00:02:14,160 menu are. What is a vegetitali? 30 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:17,599 So, more police showed up. I don't know what's happening, but more police showed 31 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:23,680 up. Hi. Twice as many police. Yep. And we 32 00:02:21,840 --> 00:02:29,200 still don't know what we want to order. Hey, we got our food. Yeah, mine has 33 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:32,959 avocado in it. I took the avocado off the veg's burger, which originally had 34 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:37,879 the avocado, and I didn't want avocado, but that's fine. I don't care. Cops 35 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:42,720 left. Oh no, they're still there 36 00:02:39,879 --> 00:02:48,160 somewhere. But they're not here. Oh my god. We have our own rooms. 37 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:53,440 This is my room. All right, first morning. Where are we? Where can we go? 38 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:58,080 On our way to the center, we decided to walk because it's very close. That's a 39 00:02:55,760 --> 00:03:04,840 terrible idea. Everyone's all dressed dressed up like and I'm wearing my 40 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:07,040 cardigan stickers and Lis's 41 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:10,400 lattice. That's supposed to mean you know what it means. We arrived at the 42 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:15,280 thing. What's going on? We got our badges and we're heading upstairs. Oh, 43 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:17,280 hold on. Wrong escalator. Okay, this 44 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:21,920 way. All right. We don't know how to use escalators. All right. Who are the 45 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:27,239 people behind us? Oh, well that's uh Luna from Samsung and Hugh from also 46 00:03:24,239 --> 00:03:27,239 Samsung. 47 00:03:29,440 --> 00:03:33,920 So, we saw the hall. Um but it's still 48 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:38,640 early, so we're going to go eat first. There's apparently two press. 49 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:44,080 Yeah, he works with me. All right, where are 50 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:47,319 we? This place is amazing. Look at this. Like breakfast. 51 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:55,080 Wow. way to cut me out of the shot. Okay. Well, we you have to turn with me. 52 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,080 So, 53 00:03:55,840 --> 00:03:59,640 it's like I'm on a ride. 54 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:06,959 All right. Where are where we're going to the keynote? It is the uh Oh, no. 55 00:04:04,799 --> 00:04:11,120 It's not the end. That's smart. This is kind of the 56 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:15,680 kickoff. Hello. Good morning. Good morning. 57 00:04:13,519 --> 00:04:19,759 Listen to keynote. We watch the keynote. So, I think you 58 00:04:17,519 --> 00:04:25,840 know what we're going to do, but we're not 59 00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:27,440 sure. We're in live theater roller 60 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:32,880 coaster. What are we doing? We're checking out the Gear VR on the Gear VR 61 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:37,479 through a selfie stick. How's this going to work? I don't know. 62 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:44,240 I think that I can get five on my wrist and then I'm waiting for an answer on 63 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:49,870 the battery life for the Gear 360. But, I did pass my time. How long do you have 64 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:51,120 to wait? Let me check for you. 65 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:59,120 All right. What are we doing? Lunch time. I got turkey. I also got turkey. 66 00:04:55,919 --> 00:05:01,600 You copied me. Yeah, I did. Yeah. So, 67 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:07,039 what are you doing? I am setting up for an interview with Tom. 68 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:13,680 So, what are you doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy from Kiss. 69 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:17,120 Yeah, I think that that I won't do the tongue thing. That's awful. What are you 70 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:26,199 doing? I'm setting up for an interview with Tommy Theer from Kiss. Yeah. Yeah. 71 00:05:22,160 --> 00:05:26,199 I don't even know how to do this. 72 00:05:28,479 --> 00:05:34,240 Hey, what are we doing? Selfies with Low Rider. 73 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:38,960 We doing We're finding out what San Francisco's healthiest pizza is. That 74 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:45,440 sounds terrible. We're at Santa's party. 75 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:49,560 Awesome food. Too bad. We just ate. 76 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:49,560 Hey, we're on the dance floor. 77 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:58,360 We're the only ones. So, underworld is playing. We're not sure who that is, but 78 00:05:55,680 --> 00:06:02,400 developers like it once the main events 79 00:06:05,080 --> 00:06:10,680 arrive. No Ed in this update though. He's dancing. 80 00:06:13,199 --> 00:06:20,479 outside of Detroit. Good morning, San Francisco. What are 81 00:06:18,319 --> 00:06:25,680 you doing? Following our dreams all the way to the convention center. That's not 82 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:29,720 where my dreams are, but I'll come with. Ed lost his badge. So, we're going to 83 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:36,080 the information desk. I could be eating breakfast. I mean, kids go. We can eat 84 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:44,160 breakfast. What you doing? I am uh standing in a VR 85 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:45,759 room. What's shaking? Not much. 86 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:48,720 Why are we doing an update then? No, we're we're planning all the shooting 87 00:06:47,440 --> 00:06:53,280 we're doing for today. And we finished the VR demo. You broke their gun. I did 88 00:06:51,039 --> 00:06:56,880 break. I didn't know what we were. We should restart. What just happened? I 89 00:06:55,280 --> 00:07:03,840 just dropped this camera on the way out of that VR demo. Moment of truth. 90 00:07:01,199 --> 00:07:07,360 Okay. Hey, it works. I mean, in my All right. What are we doing? We just 91 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:12,639 finished shooting all of the A-roll for our videos. This is my trash can. I use 92 00:07:10,400 --> 00:07:17,520 it to put my laptop on so I can look at my scripts. 93 00:07:14,919 --> 00:07:21,639 Cheating. All right. What are we doing? We're returning our garbage can because 94 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:29,080 that's what responsible citizens do. Oh, responsible citizens don't take 95 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:29,080 trash can in the first place. 96 00:07:29,840 --> 00:07:40,319 All right. What are we doing? We're behind the curtain. Back curtain. And we 97 00:07:35,199 --> 00:07:43,680 got food. Yeah. And are we staff? No. 98 00:07:40,319 --> 00:07:47,120 Why? Why are we here? 99 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:48,800 Why are we here? What are we doing? Hey, 100 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:53,280 we got tokens for the slot machine. Gambling is bad. It's not gambling if 101 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:58,520 you don't buy the token. Wow. Give me that. Give me my token. No. No. Put the 102 00:07:55,199 --> 00:07:58,520 token in. 103 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:09,319 You won nothing. My turn. Gambling is 104 00:08:04,560 --> 00:08:09,319 bad, but fun. 105 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:20,479 I won. All right. So, we're trying to get to the pier. We were going to take a 106 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,479 car, but there's all these 107 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:26,080 bikes. Seems like a terrible idea. So, 108 00:08:24,639 --> 00:08:29,879 Lionus thought it would be a good idea to rent bikes, even though he doesn't 109 00:08:27,759 --> 00:08:34,959 ride a bike and has never ridden in traffic. All right, so I just found 110 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:38,240 Lionus after being a bit confused. What happened? You know what's funny about 111 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:41,919 this? We're only like six blocks from the hotel. 112 00:08:40,080 --> 00:08:48,480 All right, so we found a bridge. Yeah, it's not the right bridge. Not the Golden Gate Bridge, but it's a bridge. 113 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:52,959 Progress. Minus is full of terrible ideas. Well, 114 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:57,120 we made it to Pier 39 and now we have to walk our bikes because he didn't look up 115 00:08:55,200 --> 00:09:02,000 where the nearest bike share was. And apparently it's like a mile 116 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:06,160 back. So, it's one keychain for five or three for $13. This freaking guy lets me 117 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:09,279 go in and buy two keychains for $10. doesn't tell me he even wants one. 118 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:13,839 Doesn't contribute. Hey, wait. No. I said I wanted one back there, too. Then 119 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:16,480 on top of that, they give him one for free cuz I already bought two and he 120 00:09:15,279 --> 00:09:21,839 goes and picks the same one I've picked out for my daughter. 121 00:09:18,720 --> 00:09:23,000 All right. What's going on, Lis? So, 122 00:09:21,839 --> 00:09:27,200 after getting lost, getting lost again, thinking we 123 00:09:25,519 --> 00:09:31,200 were pulled over by the cops, getting lost again, and then finding out there 124 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:35,040 was no return station at the place we were trying to go, we are finally rid of 125 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:41,440 the devil bikes, and we require a beverage. and an Uber back to our hotel. 126 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:45,760 What are we updating for? Well, we're done walking. We never found a beverage 127 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:52,839 and we're just going to go back to the hotel because there are lots of corner 128 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:52,839 stores there. Yay! Adventure. 129 00:09:56,920 --> 00:10:05,440 What? 5:30 in the morning and we're going home. 130 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:08,640 5:28 and we got to the airport. You have 131 00:10:05,440 --> 00:10:11,440 to pay surge pricing to get here. 1.2x. 132 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:14,399 It's 4:20 in the morning. Who's even? Okay. No, that actually makes sense 133 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:19,200 because there aren't that many people. So, they have to incentivize having Uber 134 00:10:17,279 --> 00:10:23,040 drivers out at that time. Should be incentivizing people to take an Uber 135 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:30,000 attack. This chicken teriyak was disappointing. 136 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:32,880 Okay. A little disappointed. 137 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:38,160 On the way home, it's over. Bye-bye, San Francisco. Good riddens. Well, I'll 138 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:38,160 don't be like that.