Taiwan Night Market Vlog!

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2018-05-06 · 1,696 words · ~8 min read
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0:00 it's your boy sippy P bringing you another B cuz that's B for video and you
0:07 got a rhyme on the
0:10 Vio oh okay okay this is pretty
0:14 traumatic for me Dennis was like helping give somebody directions and then all
0:17 like a sudden I just hear a crunch and I see the guy like fall off his bike on
0:20 the side yeah they were like fighting a little bit and uh now the cops are here
0:25 and uh we're going to film Channel Super Fun video
0:30 the weird what is the weirdest thing here like we have what is this this is
0:36 sweet potato why would you buy this sweet
0:52 potato hey are you are you lus from lus
0:56 Tech tips hey I'm sorry I'm just uh busy reviewing this video that you made a
1:01 bunch of mistakes in really we're doing a vlog yeah it smells are we doing a
1:05 smell Vlog we're doing a smelly Vlog Colton just answer me one honest
1:09 question what is this milk that's
1:12 flying wow holy okay we better go before
1:17 we get like meat up see some stuff you want to buy Here keychain oh keychain oh
1:21 this is great this actually I mean I don't know what any of them say but surely my name my last name these are
1:27 you actually just grab my last name I grabbed your last name play last it's
1:31 like you planned it wow this one is much better no this one's kind of like a
1:35 little like fat dude here how about kid on a swing what's that mean that'se
1:39 that's Joe Joe think is my name in here no it's not don't be stupid so I'm um so
1:44 I'm chatting with Sasha from isus and he's saying apparently like the t-shirts
1:47 here are freaking hilarious he met this girl and she was wearing a shirt that
1:52 had an arrow that pointed up that said dumb [ __ ] and he explains it to her and
1:56 she's just like oh I need to go home and change now she had no idea and I'm
2:01 sitting here going well then the shirt proved itself right and like is is this
2:05 like Mexico can we barter no no no no I don't think so I'll give you half Colton
2:11 we've been through this it's a first world country okay all right ISX hey
2:16 Dennis what's this say oh no no is it weird if I get my uh
2:22 5-year-old son a bottle opener one oh my
2:25 God what are these for you put these are these like eye mask if you're sick them
2:30 so you don't oh my God
2:33 see how are these is that pretty good okay sugar daddy Dennis thanks I'm the
2:39 only person that have money here what is Dennis what okay first off that's scary
2:45 what is that that mushroom mushroom yet
2:49 oh okay oh it looks like he just has like lots of leg even mushroom I mean I
2:55 need a garbage can do you know where I could find one of those uh here where oh
3:00 oh no no no no sorry I
3:04 thought you're like this this store is trash just throw why are there no
3:08 garbage cans in this country okay stus
3:12 stop oh my God why there so much you're
3:16 walking through water water look you're going out from under the awning you
3:20 think there's going to be less water at least it's not like from the roof I'm I
3:24 really need food okay well let's go find what you qualify as food that's that's
3:29 oh that's tofu yeah smells like a barn why do people like it uh cuz it just
3:34 tastes like blue cheese it takes me back to my days of mucking out horse stalls
3:38 so same thing chatting with Sasha from isus he's telling me about like when he
3:43 first came here his friends were like oh oh oh my God that's stinky tofu we have
3:48 to go try some and they go around the corner and it's literally an open sewer
3:53 they take all their wall they got money they're ready to go let's go check it oh
3:57 it's just hello hi hi hi good
4:03 yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah I made a
4:07 friend that was good marketing he's like oh I'll just say hi to everyone and then
4:10 you know maybe they'll high five me and then buy some maybe he is really good
4:14 maybe I'll hire him instead of you okay so this one thing I want like to try
4:18 here yeah it's just called threading right what's that called threading yeah
4:22 they have they have that at home wait what wait
4:27 uh it's like a it's like a scissor it's like scissors but not a razor why
4:33 you no you thought you were getting me to try something painful that's why you
4:38 wanted me to try it what oh L is a fortune taer so like
4:45 we can tell your your your career your I
4:50 can tell him his career your marriage unemployed luck I got to pay for it
4:55 though can I just Google this they need a Chinese name cuz you don't a Chinese
5:00 name so they need a different person they need they need a Chinese name to
5:03 count a the numbers he does not have a
5:07 real name I cannot
5:10 tellure they say it's pretty accurate so we're going to try it oh okay okay
5:15 you're going to have to Color Me a little skeptical here how can you know if it's accurate I was going to say do
5:19 you got to come back in like 50 years and be like why you were
5:22 wrong do you get a refund all these years all these years I've been living a
5:26 lie yeah this place smells freaking aw
5:29 it smells really bad I wasn't hungry and I might throw up guys okay I'm going to tell you guys
5:35 I have one my fortune deal I have one specific I've been going with for like 6
5:41 years I do have one and is just the part that I see $150
5:48 Canadian dollars each you have your own how much $50 and this is like a basic
5:53 one so you guys the first time sorry basic what
5:57 there I got some books you should read
6:00 yeah I actually have one I'm Dennis I'm cutting your pay by $150 for what
6:05 however often you go that I'm going to expense
6:10 this what it's a little bit
6:15 more did I hear hear that correctly we're paying double because he doesn't
6:18 have a Chinese name you have good career
6:24 yes kind career yes you very good you
6:28 are both going sit there I no I'm not it
6:32 can be a boss I can be you can because I
6:36 before two or three kind of different career you very good earn much money
6:40 make a lot of M but you also spend much money please sa okay save your B for ker
6:49 go around everywhere Singapore Taiwan
6:52 you have two children no children you
6:55 have two you will have two children I will you have two children oh okay great
7:00 that was like most of the money I had left so Dennis I'm going to explain
7:04 something to you real slow it's called cold reading Lonely People open up about
7:10 their life and their troubles you have two kids so he looks at some white dude
7:15 here and he goes oh he's not wearing RS
7:19 so he obviously has you know a little bit of money okay he says oh white
7:25 person they have a very low birth rate
7:28 you will have two kids by the way no I'm
7:32 in Taiwan so obviously you're going to think I travel two kids yeah probably I
7:37 got just robbed me I just got robbed no he robbed me hold on hold on hold on
7:41 hold on I just got my fortune and good
7:45 news looks like there won't be oh won't
7:51 be a divorce hell yeah I have such a
7:56 [ __ ] headache from that fortune coming PR you want play you want play
8:02 what are tell what Dennis you
8:05 play Dennis with a
8:14 gun pretty good oh my
8:26 god well that was $100 well spent what
8:29 the hell is that how sausage you eat it with garlic it's a hot dog look just eat
8:34 the base of his wiener yeah it's good excuse me TR you like it just put the
8:40 base of his Wier in your wow that's sensual it's a dildo racing video over
8:45 again I think our cap driver is watching
8:48 TV it's called efficient that's how you
8:52 use your time yeah you go like it's like one
8:57 individual we're at Party World oh my God are we doing like Asian carry over
9:02 here or is it
9:07 like nice Ching guys Hotel this video is
9:10 going to get
9:19 flaged how long have you been karaoke uh
9:22 I'm actually a singer professional singer in Taiwan Fake news fake fake
9:27 news oh it's all fake so
9:36 fake so L and Ken they are
9:39 two they are two two what is this a race
9:42 thing uh niow niow Shi rist
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