Taiwan Night Market Vlog!
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2018-05-06
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1,696 words · ~8 min read
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it's your boy sippy P bringing you another B cuz that's B for video and you
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got a rhyme on the
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Vio oh okay okay this is pretty
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traumatic for me Dennis was like helping give somebody directions and then all
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like a sudden I just hear a crunch and I see the guy like fall off his bike on
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the side yeah they were like fighting a little bit and uh now the cops are here
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and uh we're going to film Channel Super Fun video
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the weird what is the weirdest thing here like we have what is this this is
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sweet potato why would you buy this sweet
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potato hey are you are you lus from lus
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Tech tips hey I'm sorry I'm just uh busy reviewing this video that you made a
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bunch of mistakes in really we're doing a vlog yeah it smells are we doing a
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smell Vlog we're doing a smelly Vlog Colton just answer me one honest
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question what is this milk that's
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flying wow holy okay we better go before
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we get like meat up see some stuff you want to buy Here keychain oh keychain oh
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this is great this actually I mean I don't know what any of them say but surely my name my last name these are
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you actually just grab my last name I grabbed your last name play last it's
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like you planned it wow this one is much better no this one's kind of like a
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little like fat dude here how about kid on a swing what's that mean that'se
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that's Joe Joe think is my name in here no it's not don't be stupid so I'm um so
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I'm chatting with Sasha from isus and he's saying apparently like the t-shirts
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here are freaking hilarious he met this girl and she was wearing a shirt that
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had an arrow that pointed up that said dumb [ __ ] and he explains it to her and
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she's just like oh I need to go home and change now she had no idea and I'm
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sitting here going well then the shirt proved itself right and like is is this
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like Mexico can we barter no no no no I don't think so I'll give you half Colton
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we've been through this it's a first world country okay all right ISX hey
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Dennis what's this say oh no no is it weird if I get my uh
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5-year-old son a bottle opener one oh my
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God what are these for you put these are these like eye mask if you're sick them
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so you don't oh my God
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see how are these is that pretty good okay sugar daddy Dennis thanks I'm the
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only person that have money here what is Dennis what okay first off that's scary
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what is that that mushroom mushroom yet
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oh okay oh it looks like he just has like lots of leg even mushroom I mean I
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need a garbage can do you know where I could find one of those uh here where oh
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oh no no no no sorry I
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thought you're like this this store is trash just throw why are there no
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garbage cans in this country okay stus
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stop oh my God why there so much you're
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walking through water water look you're going out from under the awning you
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think there's going to be less water at least it's not like from the roof I'm I
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really need food okay well let's go find what you qualify as food that's that's
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oh that's tofu yeah smells like a barn why do people like it uh cuz it just
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tastes like blue cheese it takes me back to my days of mucking out horse stalls
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so same thing chatting with Sasha from isus he's telling me about like when he
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first came here his friends were like oh oh oh my God that's stinky tofu we have
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to go try some and they go around the corner and it's literally an open sewer
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they take all their wall they got money they're ready to go let's go check it oh
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it's just hello hi hi hi good
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yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah I made a
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friend that was good marketing he's like oh I'll just say hi to everyone and then
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you know maybe they'll high five me and then buy some maybe he is really good
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maybe I'll hire him instead of you okay so this one thing I want like to try
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here yeah it's just called threading right what's that called threading yeah
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they have they have that at home wait what wait
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uh it's like a it's like a scissor it's like scissors but not a razor why
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you no you thought you were getting me to try something painful that's why you
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wanted me to try it what oh L is a fortune taer so like
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we can tell your your your career your I
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can tell him his career your marriage unemployed luck I got to pay for it
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though can I just Google this they need a Chinese name cuz you don't a Chinese
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name so they need a different person they need they need a Chinese name to
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count a the numbers he does not have a
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real name I cannot
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tellure they say it's pretty accurate so we're going to try it oh okay okay
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you're going to have to Color Me a little skeptical here how can you know if it's accurate I was going to say do
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you got to come back in like 50 years and be like why you were
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wrong do you get a refund all these years all these years I've been living a
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lie yeah this place smells freaking aw
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it smells really bad I wasn't hungry and I might throw up guys okay I'm going to tell you guys
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I have one my fortune deal I have one specific I've been going with for like 6
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years I do have one and is just the part that I see $150
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Canadian dollars each you have your own how much $50 and this is like a basic
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one so you guys the first time sorry basic what
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there I got some books you should read
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yeah I actually have one I'm Dennis I'm cutting your pay by $150 for what
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however often you go that I'm going to expense
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this what it's a little bit
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more did I hear hear that correctly we're paying double because he doesn't
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have a Chinese name you have good career
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yes kind career yes you very good you
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are both going sit there I no I'm not it
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can be a boss I can be you can because I
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before two or three kind of different career you very good earn much money
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make a lot of M but you also spend much money please sa okay save your B for ker
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go around everywhere Singapore Taiwan
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you have two children no children you
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have two you will have two children I will you have two children oh okay great
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that was like most of the money I had left so Dennis I'm going to explain
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something to you real slow it's called cold reading Lonely People open up about
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their life and their troubles you have two kids so he looks at some white dude
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here and he goes oh he's not wearing RS
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so he obviously has you know a little bit of money okay he says oh white
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person they have a very low birth rate
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you will have two kids by the way no I'm
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in Taiwan so obviously you're going to think I travel two kids yeah probably I
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got just robbed me I just got robbed no he robbed me hold on hold on hold on
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hold on I just got my fortune and good
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news looks like there won't be oh won't
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be a divorce hell yeah I have such a
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[ __ ] headache from that fortune coming PR you want play you want play
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what are tell what Dennis you
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play Dennis with a
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gun pretty good oh my
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god well that was $100 well spent what
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the hell is that how sausage you eat it with garlic it's a hot dog look just eat
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the base of his wiener yeah it's good excuse me TR you like it just put the
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base of his Wier in your wow that's sensual it's a dildo racing video over
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again I think our cap driver is watching
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TV it's called efficient that's how you
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use your time yeah you go like it's like one
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individual we're at Party World oh my God are we doing like Asian carry over
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here or is it
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like nice Ching guys Hotel this video is
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going to get
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flaged how long have you been karaoke uh
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I'm actually a singer professional singer in Taiwan Fake news fake fake
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news oh it's all fake so
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fake so L and Ken they are
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two they are two two what is this a race
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thing uh niow niow Shi rist
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racist thanks for watching the Channel Super Fun guys make sure to like the
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