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it's your boy sippy P bringing you another B cuz that's B for video and you

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got a rhyme on the

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Vio oh okay okay this is pretty

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traumatic for me Dennis was like helping give somebody directions and then all

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like a sudden I just hear a crunch and I see the guy like fall off his bike on

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the side yeah they were like fighting a little bit and uh now the cops are here

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and uh we're going to film Channel Super Fun video

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the weird what is the weirdest thing here like we have what is this this is

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sweet potato why would you buy this sweet

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potato hey are you are you lus from lus

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Tech tips hey I'm sorry I'm just uh busy reviewing this video that you made a

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bunch of mistakes in really we're doing a vlog yeah it smells are we doing a

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smell Vlog we're doing a smelly Vlog Colton just answer me one honest

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question what is this milk that's

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flying wow holy okay we better go before

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we get like meat up see some stuff you want to buy Here keychain oh keychain oh

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this is great this actually I mean I don't know what any of them say but surely my name my last name these are

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you actually just grab my last name I grabbed your last name play last it's

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like you planned it wow this one is much better no this one's kind of like a

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little like fat dude here how about kid on a swing what's that mean that'se

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that's Joe Joe think is my name in here no it's not don't be stupid so I'm um so

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I'm chatting with Sasha from isus and he's saying apparently like the t-shirts

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here are freaking hilarious he met this girl and she was wearing a shirt that

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had an arrow that pointed up that said dumb [ __ ] and he explains it to her and

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she's just like oh I need to go home and change now she had no idea and I'm

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sitting here going well then the shirt proved itself right and like is is this

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like Mexico can we barter no no no no I don't think so I'll give you half Colton

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we've been through this it's a first world country okay all right ISX hey

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Dennis what's this say oh no no is it weird if I get my uh

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5-year-old son a bottle opener one oh my

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God what are these for you put these are these like eye mask if you're sick them

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so you don't oh my God

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see how are these is that pretty good okay sugar daddy Dennis thanks I'm the

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only person that have money here what is Dennis what okay first off that's scary

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what is that that mushroom mushroom yet

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oh okay oh it looks like he just has like lots of leg even mushroom I mean I

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need a garbage can do you know where I could find one of those uh here where oh

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oh no no no no sorry I

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thought you're like this this store is trash just throw why are there no

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garbage cans in this country okay stus

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stop oh my God why there so much you're

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walking through water water look you're going out from under the awning you

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think there's going to be less water at least it's not like from the roof I'm I

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really need food okay well let's go find what you qualify as food that's that's

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oh that's tofu yeah smells like a barn why do people like it uh cuz it just

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tastes like blue cheese it takes me back to my days of mucking out horse stalls

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so same thing chatting with Sasha from isus he's telling me about like when he

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first came here his friends were like oh oh oh my God that's stinky tofu we have

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to go try some and they go around the corner and it's literally an open sewer

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they take all their wall they got money they're ready to go let's go check it oh

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it's just hello hi hi hi good

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yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah I made a

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friend that was good marketing he's like oh I'll just say hi to everyone and then

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you know maybe they'll high five me and then buy some maybe he is really good

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maybe I'll hire him instead of you okay so this one thing I want like to try

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here yeah it's just called threading right what's that called threading yeah

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they have they have that at home wait what wait

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uh it's like a it's like a scissor it's like scissors but not a razor why

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you no you thought you were getting me to try something painful that's why you

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wanted me to try it what oh L is a fortune taer so like

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we can tell your your your career your I

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can tell him his career your marriage unemployed luck I got to pay for it

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though can I just Google this they need a Chinese name cuz you don't a Chinese

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name so they need a different person they need they need a Chinese name to

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count a the numbers he does not have a

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real name I cannot

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tellure they say it's pretty accurate so we're going to try it oh okay okay

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you're going to have to Color Me a little skeptical here how can you know if it's accurate I was going to say do

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you got to come back in like 50 years and be like why you were

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wrong do you get a refund all these years all these years I've been living a

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lie yeah this place smells freaking aw

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it smells really bad I wasn't hungry and I might throw up guys okay I'm going to tell you guys

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I have one my fortune deal I have one specific I've been going with for like 6

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years I do have one and is just the part that I see $150

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Canadian dollars each you have your own how much $50 and this is like a basic

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one so you guys the first time sorry basic what

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there I got some books you should read

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yeah I actually have one I'm Dennis I'm cutting your pay by $150 for what

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however often you go that I'm going to expense

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this what it's a little bit

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more did I hear hear that correctly we're paying double because he doesn't

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have a Chinese name you have good career

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yes kind career yes you very good you

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are both going sit there I no I'm not it

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can be a boss I can be you can because I

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before two or three kind of different career you very good earn much money

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make a lot of M but you also spend much money please sa okay save your B for ker

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go around everywhere Singapore Taiwan

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you have two children no children you

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have two you will have two children I will you have two children oh okay great

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that was like most of the money I had left so Dennis I'm going to explain

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something to you real slow it's called cold reading Lonely People open up about

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their life and their troubles you have two kids so he looks at some white dude

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here and he goes oh he's not wearing RS

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so he obviously has you know a little bit of money okay he says oh white

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person they have a very low birth rate

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you will have two kids by the way no I'm

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in Taiwan so obviously you're going to think I travel two kids yeah probably I

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got just robbed me I just got robbed no he robbed me hold on hold on hold on

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hold on I just got my fortune and good

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news looks like there won't be oh won't

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be a divorce hell yeah I have such a

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[ __ ] headache from that fortune coming PR you want play you want play

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what are tell what Dennis you

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play Dennis with a

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gun pretty good oh my

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god well that was $100 well spent what

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the hell is that how sausage you eat it with garlic it's a hot dog look just eat

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the base of his wiener yeah it's good excuse me TR you like it just put the

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base of his Wier in your wow that's sensual it's a dildo racing video over

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again I think our cap driver is watching

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TV it's called efficient that's how you

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use your time yeah you go like it's like one

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individual we're at Party World oh my God are we doing like Asian carry over

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here or is it

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like nice Ching guys Hotel this video is

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going to get

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flaged how long have you been karaoke uh

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I'm actually a singer professional singer in Taiwan Fake news fake fake

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news oh it's all fake so

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fake so L and Ken they are

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two they are two two what is this a race

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thing uh niow niow Shi rist

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racist thanks for watching the Channel Super Fun guys make sure to like the

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