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like helping give somebody directions and then all like a sudden I just hear a crunch and I see the guy like fall off his bike on the side yeah they were like fighting a little bit and uh now the cops are here and uh we're going to film Channel Super Fun video the weird what is the weirdest thing here like we have what is this this is sweet potato why would you buy this sweet potato hey are you are you lus from lus Tech tips hey I'm sorry I'm just uh busy reviewing this video that you made a bunch of mistakes in really we're doing a vlog yeah it smells are we doing a smell Vlog we're doing a smelly Vlog Colton just answer me one honest question what is this milk that's flying wow holy okay we better go before we get like meat up see some stuff you want to buy Here keychain oh keychain oh this is great this actually I mean I don't know what any of them say but surely my name my last name these are you actually just grab my last name I grabbed your last name play last it's like you planned it wow this one is much better no this one's kind of like a little like fat dude here how about kid on a swing what's that mean that'se that's Joe Joe think is my name in here no it's not don't be stupid so I'm um so I'm chatting with Sasha from isus and he's saying apparently like the t-shirts here are freaking hilarious he met this girl and she was wearing a shirt that had an arrow that pointed up that said dumb [ __ ] and he explains it to her and she's just like oh I need to go home and change now she had no idea and I'm sitting here going well then the shirt proved itself right and like is is this like Mexico can we barter no no no no I don't think so I'll give you half Colton we've been through this it's a first world country okay all right ISX hey Dennis what's this say oh no no is it weird if I get my uh 5-year-old son a bottle opener one oh my God what are these for you put these are these like eye mask if you're sick them so you don't oh my God see how are these is that pretty good okay sugar daddy Dennis thanks I'm the only person that have money here what is Dennis what okay first off that's scary what is that that mushroom mushroom yet oh okay oh it looks like he just has like lots of leg even mushroom I mean I need a garbage can do you know where I could find one of those uh here where oh oh no no no no sorry I thought you're like this this store is trash just throw why are there no garbage cans in this country okay stus stop oh my God why there so much you're walking through water water look you're going out from under the awning you think there's going to be less water at least it's not like from the roof I'm I really need food okay well let's go find what you qualify as food that's that's oh that's tofu yeah smells like a barn why do people like it uh cuz it just tastes like blue cheese it takes me back to my days of mucking out horse stalls so same thing chatting with Sasha from isus he's telling me about like when he first came here his friends were like oh oh oh my God that's stinky tofu we have to go try some and they go around the corner and it's literally an open sewer they take all their wall they got money they're ready to go let's go check it oh it's just hello hi hi hi good yeah yeah yeah yeah hell yeah I made a friend that was good marketing he's like oh I'll just say hi to everyone and then you know maybe they'll high five me and then buy some maybe he is really good maybe I'll hire him instead of you okay so this one thing I want like to try here yeah it's just called threading right what's that called threading yeah they have they have that at home wait what wait uh it's like a it's like a scissor it's like scissors but not a razor why you no you thought you were getting me to try something painful that's why you wanted me to try it what oh L is a fortune taer so like we can tell your your your career your I can tell him his career your marriage unemployed luck I got to pay for it though can I just Google this they need a Chinese name cuz you don't a Chinese name so they need a different person they need they need a Chinese name to count a the numbers he does not have a real name I cannot tellure they say it's pretty accurate so we're going to try it oh okay okay you're going to have to Color Me a little skeptical here how can you know if it's accurate I was going to say do you got to come back in like 50 years and be like why you were wrong do you get a refund all these years all these years I've been living a lie yeah this place smells freaking aw it smells really bad I wasn't hungry and I might throw up guys okay I'm going to tell you guys I have one my fortune deal I have one specific I've been going with for like 6 years I do have one and is just the part that I see $150 Canadian dollars each you have your own how much $50 and this is like a basic one so you guys the first time sorry basic what there I got some books you should read yeah I actually have one I'm Dennis I'm cutting your pay by $150 for what however often you go that I'm going to expense this what it's a little bit more did I hear hear that correctly we're paying double because he doesn't have a Chinese name you have good career yes kind career yes you very good you are both going sit there I no I'm not it can be a boss I can be you can because I before two or three kind of different career you very good earn much money make a lot of M but you also spend much money please sa okay save your B for ker go around everywhere Singapore Taiwan you have two children no children you have two you will have two children I will you have two children oh okay great that was like most of the money I had left so Dennis I'm going to explain something to you real slow it's called cold reading Lonely People open up about their life and their troubles you have two kids so he looks at some white dude here and he goes oh he's not wearing RS so he obviously has you know a little bit of money okay he says oh white person they have a very low birth rate you will have two kids by the way no I'm in Taiwan so obviously you're going to think I travel two kids yeah probably I got just robbed me I just got robbed no he robbed me hold on hold on hold on hold on I just got my fortune and good news looks like there won't be oh won't be a divorce hell yeah I have such a [ __ ] headache from that fortune coming PR you want play you want play what are tell what Dennis you play Dennis with a gun pretty good oh my god well that was $100 well spent what the hell is that how sausage you eat it with garlic it's a hot dog look just eat the base of his wiener yeah it's good excuse me TR you like it just put the base of his Wier in your wow that's sensual it's a dildo racing video over again I think our cap driver is watching TV it's called efficient that's how you use your time yeah you go like it's like one individual we're at Party World oh my God are we doing like Asian carry over here or is it like nice Ching guys Hotel this video is going to get flaged how long have you been karaoke uh I'm actually a singer professional singer in Taiwan Fake news fake fake news oh it's all fake so fake so L and Ken they are two they are two two what is this a race thing uh niow niow Shi rist racist thanks for watching the Channel Super Fun guys make sure to like the video if you liked it dislike it if you don't dislike it we update if that full turn toer is accurate yeah we'll update this video in 60 years uh can expect that um yeah get subscribed and uh you know just stay tuned for more uh stuff you know uh bye"}