Computex 2013 Travel Blog Part 3
Linus Tech Tips
·Linus Tech Tips
·2014-05-07
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is
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nc.com yeah we wanted to help
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you this one
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yeah I'm sorry can I
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someone should join meop
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pictures I can roll two how about say
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yes how about I love you how about like say no say no
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I do I do like say I
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do I
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picture smile
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good
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job okay so here we are at the night
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market we're discussing thanks for that
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hey have you learned how to Sentry yet no go
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away so there's like oh no we're going getting they now screens and stuff check
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out this candy coated fruit
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all right strawberry tomatoes on a stick
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Tomatoes What tomatoes on a stick hold on what what is this supposed to mean it
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doesn't mean anything it just mean it's cool about stinky tofu so I started to
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feel sick I think I wasn't the only one so we moved on we're going to try
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Taiwanese Fried Chicken we're definitely going out of the box on this
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one it's yeah it smells like a like a
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pungent mix of live stock manure and puke all at the same time yeah it's like
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accidentally pretty not cool it's really gross I'm hoping the Taiwanese Fried
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Chicken is like really good that was
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really here's the pink and purple guns that obviously everybody needs oh
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there's one on the wall over there I wonder if it's like tied down I guess
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we'll find out nope all
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right so only 4500
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uh 4500 whatever those are $150 150
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bucks that's not too bad for like a pink gun I could like pose with
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it bikini probably be
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appropriate the only one I actually like it's the pig one tell me tell me more
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about how you're a wuss really the water the water water's
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too hot for your feet there it is man to hot look they're red oh your feet
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are red poor little
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baby so this is my first foot massage there's my ugly
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feet apparently I get 30 minutes of foot
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massage there slicks ugly
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feet so this will be new and
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different okay there's diesel hooking up
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the camera with all the you know new monitors that are
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attached to it and here's Boll RB
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cameraman and Slick RB host all the
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water RB host that looks way better than me now that's a nice tie clip you've got
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there thank you sir it is a really nice tie that is a very nice tie clip can't
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focus on it mind you it's too shiny and awesome
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that didn't work at all let's try this
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again we're not quite sure whether this is um whether this is like God touching
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whoever it is or if it's ET but it's one of the two we're quite certain of that
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ET has a lot of cultural significance here in Taiwan so I'm actually not quite
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sure what they were going for here I don't know if PC is for personal
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computer or if it's for political correctness because this is the first
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time I've ever seen Asian
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Superman why why are you so excited about this exactly well for one there
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are two booths over there that means two people are going to be playing who I
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don't know I do know that there will be
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two casters here osus and tasteless and
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oh my God this is going to be awesome like
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riding a bike around on the pych show Flor that makes
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sense it does make sense I mean if you want to get
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somewhere more quickly sure yeah so the taxi pickup evidently requires me to
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keep going straight and
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then go around this way or I could go
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the way diesel went which is clearly faster so I think our cab driver is
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actually watching TV right now
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cuz see the GPS is up there on the left and and that just appears to be like a
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show I mean we haven't crashed
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yet sort of like wild west in terms of
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this there's a whole episode of South Park about like ear sex I think there
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was yeah diesel just said that there's no such thing as a wrong hole yeah we're
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we're discussing Teran Southern because uh hi Teran Southern if you're watching
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this I really doubt it hi Kanye West if you're watching this
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so lus uh how is your Fanboy Star Struck
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you know yeah how do you fasm with an
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you know what you know what I think I think that there are much much less uh
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awesome people that I could be Star Struck by like uh I don't know there's
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this weird gamer that hasn't won Jack all in the last while that uh diesel
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like nerd gming over what's what's his name like uh stink King prime or
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something like that he's ring King Prime and he was
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huge in StarCraft one yeah do you hear that word was that's that's from his
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biggest fan so that should be all you need to know he's build he's building up the
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suspense he that that's what is he that's his plan he's going to be The
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Comeback Kid exactly he'll be the comeback King
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yeah it'll change from Marine King Prime to come back King Prime come back King
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Prime cuz you're so far gone now that it's almost hopeless also you want to I
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also want to note just randomly that we we just spent 30 seconds driving in the
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middle of the road awesome in the middle of two lanes that's not the first time
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that's happen actually a really normal thing two two lanes isn't enough if you
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can turn it they don't treat even if
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unofficially it works it's not it's not two lanes though it's one lane because
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you drive in the middle of both of them I wasn't I wasn't even recording any of
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that oh crap yeah okay show me the door
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apparently wasn't recording does is the door I hear it in you just fixed the
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door handle okay well b-roll ripped the door handle off and then intentional and
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cuz he's just a brute of a man and then slicks a carnivore and that somehow
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relates to his strength and I'm summarizing what was actually really funny the first time thought you were
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recording but we're not actually recording the last this is this is a
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true Comedy of Errors right now you can tell the story now
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well apparently just because I look a
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certain way everyone assumes that I'm
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the one who speaks Mandarin here whenever I'm paired up with as opposed
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to him they assume you speak Mandarin so
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horrible I I feel so bad for you oh it's
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kind of weird because they'll just keep talking to me I'll be like you don't
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even look Chinese though no no okay so tell me tell me about this
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you used to cut your own hair
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yeah I used to just cut my own hair okay
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why because it was cheap it was fun it
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was fun yeah it was fun to look like a homeless person oh hey nobody knew I cut
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my own hair so that just means I did a good job or it means they were too like
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no too polite to tell you was that when you had purple hair you had purple hair
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blue and green blue okay and green oh that's a lot better then okay