WEBVTT 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.640 Linus Tech tips coverage of computex 2013 is powered by Western Digital our 00:00:04.759 --> 00:00:11.040 trusted gaming gear partner is Corsair Vengeance and our trusted retail partner 00:00:08.840 --> 00:00:11.040 is 00:00:27.240 --> 00:00:31.760 nc.com yeah we wanted to help 00:00:38.360 --> 00:00:41.520 you this one 00:00:47.840 --> 00:01:07.889 yeah I'm sorry can I 00:01:14.000 --> 00:01:22.479 someone should join meop 00:01:19.200 --> 00:01:25.360 pictures I can roll two how about say 00:01:22.479 --> 00:01:31.720 yes how about I love you how about like say no say no 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:35.360 I do I do like say I 00:01:42.560 --> 00:01:50.079 do I 00:01:50.079 --> 00:01:54.079 picture smile 00:02:06.399 --> 00:02:08.520 good 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:16.920 job okay so here we are at the night 00:02:13.599 --> 00:02:18.879 market we're discussing thanks for that 00:02:16.920 --> 00:02:21.319 hey have you learned how to Sentry yet no go 00:02:21.480 --> 00:02:30.959 away so there's like oh no we're going getting they now screens and stuff check 00:02:26.640 --> 00:02:35.120 out this candy coated fruit 00:02:30.959 --> 00:02:37.680 all right strawberry tomatoes on a stick 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:43.280 Tomatoes What tomatoes on a stick hold on what what is this supposed to mean it 00:02:40.480 --> 00:02:49.519 doesn't mean anything it just mean it's cool about stinky tofu so I started to 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:52.640 feel sick I think I wasn't the only one so we moved on we're going to try 00:02:51.080 --> 00:02:58.280 Taiwanese Fried Chicken we're definitely going out of the box on this 00:02:54.519 --> 00:03:01.159 one it's yeah it smells like a like a 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:05.000 pungent mix of live stock manure and puke all at the same time yeah it's like 00:03:03.120 --> 00:03:11.879 accidentally pretty not cool it's really gross I'm hoping the Taiwanese Fried 00:03:06.640 --> 00:03:11.879 Chicken is like really good that was 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:19.760 really here's the pink and purple guns that obviously everybody needs oh 00:03:18.519 --> 00:03:23.400 there's one on the wall over there I wonder if it's like tied down I guess 00:03:21.760 --> 00:03:30.400 we'll find out nope all 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:34.720 right so only 4500 00:03:30.400 --> 00:03:36.760 uh 4500 whatever those are $150 150 00:03:34.720 --> 00:03:41.680 bucks that's not too bad for like a pink gun I could like pose with 00:03:39.720 --> 00:03:45.080 it bikini probably be 00:03:45.920 --> 00:03:51.560 appropriate the only one I actually like it's the pig one tell me tell me more 00:03:50.280 --> 00:03:56.920 about how you're a wuss really the water the water water's 00:03:54.480 --> 00:04:03.879 too hot for your feet there it is man to hot look they're red oh your feet 00:04:00.120 --> 00:04:03.879 are red poor little 00:04:04.360 --> 00:04:09.760 baby so this is my first foot massage there's my ugly 00:04:09.840 --> 00:04:17.480 feet apparently I get 30 minutes of foot 00:04:13.640 --> 00:04:17.480 massage there slicks ugly 00:04:19.040 --> 00:04:22.919 feet so this will be new and 00:04:26.400 --> 00:04:32.639 different okay there's diesel hooking up 00:04:30.120 --> 00:04:39.320 the camera with all the you know new monitors that are 00:04:35.199 --> 00:04:42.919 attached to it and here's Boll RB 00:04:39.320 --> 00:04:45.800 cameraman and Slick RB host all the 00:04:42.919 --> 00:04:49.840 water RB host that looks way better than me now that's a nice tie clip you've got 00:04:47.960 --> 00:04:53.360 there thank you sir it is a really nice tie that is a very nice tie clip can't 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:56.360 focus on it mind you it's too shiny and awesome 00:05:01.320 --> 00:05:05.160 that didn't work at all let's try this 00:05:09.960 --> 00:05:19.280 again we're not quite sure whether this is um whether this is like God touching 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:24.639 whoever it is or if it's ET but it's one of the two we're quite certain of that 00:05:22.560 --> 00:05:28.120 ET has a lot of cultural significance here in Taiwan so I'm actually not quite 00:05:26.840 --> 00:05:31.520 sure what they were going for here I don't know if PC is for personal 00:05:29.840 --> 00:05:35.919 computer or if it's for political correctness because this is the first 00:05:32.880 --> 00:05:35.919 time I've ever seen Asian 00:05:36.000 --> 00:05:43.680 Superman why why are you so excited about this exactly well for one there 00:05:41.280 --> 00:05:50.160 are two booths over there that means two people are going to be playing who I 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:55.960 don't know I do know that there will be 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:57.120 two casters here osus and tasteless and 00:05:55.960 --> 00:06:02.440 oh my God this is going to be awesome like 00:06:00.240 --> 00:06:07.639 riding a bike around on the pych show Flor that makes 00:06:04.919 --> 00:06:12.240 sense it does make sense I mean if you want to get 00:06:09.440 --> 00:06:15.639 somewhere more quickly sure yeah so the taxi pickup evidently requires me to 00:06:14.360 --> 00:06:21.360 keep going straight and 00:06:18.080 --> 00:06:23.319 then go around this way or I could go 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:31.520 the way diesel went which is clearly faster so I think our cab driver is 00:06:27.039 --> 00:06:31.520 actually watching TV right now 00:06:35.520 --> 00:06:45.160 cuz see the GPS is up there on the left and and that just appears to be like a 00:06:42.160 --> 00:06:49.280 show I mean we haven't crashed 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:50.919 yet sort of like wild west in terms of 00:06:49.280 --> 00:06:55.680 this there's a whole episode of South Park about like ear sex I think there 00:06:53.120 --> 00:07:00.440 was yeah diesel just said that there's no such thing as a wrong hole yeah we're 00:06:58.039 --> 00:07:05.639 we're discussing Teran Southern because uh hi Teran Southern if you're watching 00:07:02.759 --> 00:07:14.000 this I really doubt it hi Kanye West if you're watching this 00:07:09.039 --> 00:07:18.240 so lus uh how is your Fanboy Star Struck 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:20.840 you know yeah how do you fasm with an 00:07:18.240 --> 00:07:25.599 you know what you know what I think I think that there are much much less uh 00:07:23.919 --> 00:07:30.639 awesome people that I could be Star Struck by like uh I don't know there's 00:07:28.080 --> 00:07:37.080 this weird gamer that hasn't won Jack all in the last while that uh diesel 00:07:34.120 --> 00:07:40.840 like nerd gming over what's what's his name like uh stink King prime or 00:07:39.280 --> 00:07:46.039 something like that he's ring King Prime and he was 00:07:43.680 --> 00:07:49.280 huge in StarCraft one yeah do you hear that word was that's that's from his 00:07:47.759 --> 00:07:55.000 biggest fan so that should be all you need to know he's build he's building up the 00:07:52.800 --> 00:07:58.520 suspense he that that's what is he that's his plan he's going to be The 00:07:56.080 --> 00:08:02.599 Comeback Kid exactly he'll be the comeback King 00:08:00.639 --> 00:08:07.120 yeah it'll change from Marine King Prime to come back King Prime come back King 00:08:05.080 --> 00:08:11.440 Prime cuz you're so far gone now that it's almost hopeless also you want to I 00:08:09.240 --> 00:08:15.000 also want to note just randomly that we we just spent 30 seconds driving in the 00:08:13.080 --> 00:08:20.400 middle of the road awesome in the middle of two lanes that's not the first time 00:08:17.800 --> 00:08:26.240 that's happen actually a really normal thing two two lanes isn't enough if you 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:28.039 can turn it they don't treat even if 00:08:26.240 --> 00:08:32.479 unofficially it works it's not it's not two lanes though it's one lane because 00:08:29.599 --> 00:08:37.839 you drive in the middle of both of them I wasn't I wasn't even recording any of 00:08:34.039 --> 00:08:39.399 that oh crap yeah okay show me the door 00:08:37.839 --> 00:08:43.360 apparently wasn't recording does is the door I hear it in you just fixed the 00:08:41.159 --> 00:08:47.040 door handle okay well b-roll ripped the door handle off and then intentional and 00:08:45.519 --> 00:08:50.120 cuz he's just a brute of a man and then slicks a carnivore and that somehow 00:08:48.680 --> 00:08:54.519 relates to his strength and I'm summarizing what was actually really funny the first time thought you were 00:08:53.000 --> 00:08:58.560 recording but we're not actually recording the last this is this is a 00:08:56.360 --> 00:09:03.760 true Comedy of Errors right now you can tell the story now 00:09:00.640 --> 00:09:07.560 well apparently just because I look a 00:09:03.760 --> 00:09:09.760 certain way everyone assumes that I'm 00:09:07.560 --> 00:09:15.640 the one who speaks Mandarin here whenever I'm paired up with as opposed 00:09:11.880 --> 00:09:19.360 to him they assume you speak Mandarin so 00:09:15.640 --> 00:09:20.519 horrible I I feel so bad for you oh it's 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:25.480 kind of weird because they'll just keep talking to me I'll be like you don't 00:09:22.839 --> 00:09:31.720 even look Chinese though no no okay so tell me tell me about this 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:37.320 you used to cut your own hair 00:09:33.279 --> 00:09:41.519 yeah I used to just cut my own hair okay 00:09:37.320 --> 00:09:43.880 why because it was cheap it was fun it 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:49.480 was fun yeah it was fun to look like a homeless person oh hey nobody knew I cut 00:09:47.360 --> 00:09:56.160 my own hair so that just means I did a good job or it means they were too like 00:09:53.640 --> 00:10:01.920 no too polite to tell you was that when you had purple hair you had purple hair 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:05.880 blue and green blue okay and green oh that's a lot better then okay