1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:06,640 Linus Tech tips coverage of computex 2013 is powered by Western Digital our 2 00:00:04,759 --> 00:00:11,040 trusted gaming gear partner is Corsair Vengeance and our trusted retail partner 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:11,040 is 4 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:31,760 nc.com yeah we wanted to help 5 00:00:38,360 --> 00:00:41,520 you this one 6 00:00:47,840 --> 00:01:07,889 yeah I'm sorry can I 7 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:22,479 someone should join meop 8 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:25,360 pictures I can roll two how about say 9 00:01:22,479 --> 00:01:31,720 yes how about I love you how about like say no say no 10 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:35,360 I do I do like say I 11 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:50,079 do I 12 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:54,079 picture smile 13 00:02:06,399 --> 00:02:08,520 good 14 00:02:10,319 --> 00:02:16,920 job okay so here we are at the night 15 00:02:13,599 --> 00:02:18,879 market we're discussing thanks for that 16 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:21,319 hey have you learned how to Sentry yet no go 17 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:30,959 away so there's like oh no we're going getting they now screens and stuff check 18 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:35,120 out this candy coated fruit 19 00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:37,680 all right strawberry tomatoes on a stick 20 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:43,280 Tomatoes What tomatoes on a stick hold on what what is this supposed to mean it 21 00:02:40,480 --> 00:02:49,519 doesn't mean anything it just mean it's cool about stinky tofu so I started to 22 00:02:47,319 --> 00:02:52,640 feel sick I think I wasn't the only one so we moved on we're going to try 23 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:58,280 Taiwanese Fried Chicken we're definitely going out of the box on this 24 00:02:54,519 --> 00:03:01,159 one it's yeah it smells like a like a 25 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:05,000 pungent mix of live stock manure and puke all at the same time yeah it's like 26 00:03:03,120 --> 00:03:11,879 accidentally pretty not cool it's really gross I'm hoping the Taiwanese Fried 27 00:03:06,640 --> 00:03:11,879 Chicken is like really good that was 28 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:19,760 really here's the pink and purple guns that obviously everybody needs oh 29 00:03:18,519 --> 00:03:23,400 there's one on the wall over there I wonder if it's like tied down I guess 30 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:30,400 we'll find out nope all 31 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:34,720 right so only 4500 32 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:36,760 uh 4500 whatever those are $150 150 33 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:41,680 bucks that's not too bad for like a pink gun I could like pose with 34 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:45,080 it bikini probably be 35 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:51,560 appropriate the only one I actually like it's the pig one tell me tell me more 36 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:56,920 about how you're a wuss really the water the water water's 37 00:03:54,480 --> 00:04:03,879 too hot for your feet there it is man to hot look they're red oh your feet 38 00:04:00,120 --> 00:04:03,879 are red poor little 39 00:04:04,360 --> 00:04:09,760 baby so this is my first foot massage there's my ugly 40 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:17,480 feet apparently I get 30 minutes of foot 41 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:17,480 massage there slicks ugly 42 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:22,919 feet so this will be new and 43 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:32,639 different okay there's diesel hooking up 44 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:39,320 the camera with all the you know new monitors that are 45 00:04:35,199 --> 00:04:42,919 attached to it and here's Boll RB 46 00:04:39,320 --> 00:04:45,800 cameraman and Slick RB host all the 47 00:04:42,919 --> 00:04:49,840 water RB host that looks way better than me now that's a nice tie clip you've got 48 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:53,360 there thank you sir it is a really nice tie that is a very nice tie clip can't 49 00:04:51,759 --> 00:04:56,360 focus on it mind you it's too shiny and awesome 50 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:05,160 that didn't work at all let's try this 51 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:19,280 again we're not quite sure whether this is um whether this is like God touching 52 00:05:17,199 --> 00:05:24,639 whoever it is or if it's ET but it's one of the two we're quite certain of that 53 00:05:22,560 --> 00:05:28,120 ET has a lot of cultural significance here in Taiwan so I'm actually not quite 54 00:05:26,840 --> 00:05:31,520 sure what they were going for here I don't know if PC is for personal 55 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:35,919 computer or if it's for political correctness because this is the first 56 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,919 time I've ever seen Asian 57 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:43,680 Superman why why are you so excited about this exactly well for one there 58 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:50,160 are two booths over there that means two people are going to be playing who I 59 00:05:46,600 --> 00:05:55,960 don't know I do know that there will be 60 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:57,120 two casters here osus and tasteless and 61 00:05:55,960 --> 00:06:02,440 oh my God this is going to be awesome like 62 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:07,639 riding a bike around on the pych show Flor that makes 63 00:06:04,919 --> 00:06:12,240 sense it does make sense I mean if you want to get 64 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:15,639 somewhere more quickly sure yeah so the taxi pickup evidently requires me to 65 00:06:14,360 --> 00:06:21,360 keep going straight and 66 00:06:18,080 --> 00:06:23,319 then go around this way or I could go 67 00:06:21,360 --> 00:06:31,520 the way diesel went which is clearly faster so I think our cab driver is 68 00:06:27,039 --> 00:06:31,520 actually watching TV right now 69 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:45,160 cuz see the GPS is up there on the left and and that just appears to be like a 70 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:49,280 show I mean we haven't crashed 71 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:50,919 yet sort of like wild west in terms of 72 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:55,680 this there's a whole episode of South Park about like ear sex I think there 73 00:06:53,120 --> 00:07:00,440 was yeah diesel just said that there's no such thing as a wrong hole yeah we're 74 00:06:58,039 --> 00:07:05,639 we're discussing Teran Southern because uh hi Teran Southern if you're watching 75 00:07:02,759 --> 00:07:14,000 this I really doubt it hi Kanye West if you're watching this 76 00:07:09,039 --> 00:07:18,240 so lus uh how is your Fanboy Star Struck 77 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:20,840 you know yeah how do you fasm with an 78 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:25,599 you know what you know what I think I think that there are much much less uh 79 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:30,639 awesome people that I could be Star Struck by like uh I don't know there's 80 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:37,080 this weird gamer that hasn't won Jack all in the last while that uh diesel 81 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:40,840 like nerd gming over what's what's his name like uh stink King prime or 82 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:46,039 something like that he's ring King Prime and he was 83 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:49,280 huge in StarCraft one yeah do you hear that word was that's that's from his 84 00:07:47,759 --> 00:07:55,000 biggest fan so that should be all you need to know he's build he's building up the 85 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:58,520 suspense he that that's what is he that's his plan he's going to be The 86 00:07:56,080 --> 00:08:02,599 Comeback Kid exactly he'll be the comeback King 87 00:08:00,639 --> 00:08:07,120 yeah it'll change from Marine King Prime to come back King Prime come back King 88 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:11,440 Prime cuz you're so far gone now that it's almost hopeless also you want to I 89 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:15,000 also want to note just randomly that we we just spent 30 seconds driving in the 90 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:20,400 middle of the road awesome in the middle of two lanes that's not the first time 91 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:26,240 that's happen actually a really normal thing two two lanes isn't enough if you 92 00:08:22,759 --> 00:08:28,039 can turn it they don't treat even if 93 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:32,479 unofficially it works it's not it's not two lanes though it's one lane because 94 00:08:29,599 --> 00:08:37,839 you drive in the middle of both of them I wasn't I wasn't even recording any of 95 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:39,399 that oh crap yeah okay show me the door 96 00:08:37,839 --> 00:08:43,360 apparently wasn't recording does is the door I hear it in you just fixed the 97 00:08:41,159 --> 00:08:47,040 door handle okay well b-roll ripped the door handle off and then intentional and 98 00:08:45,519 --> 00:08:50,120 cuz he's just a brute of a man and then slicks a carnivore and that somehow 99 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:54,519 relates to his strength and I'm summarizing what was actually really funny the first time thought you were 100 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,560 recording but we're not actually recording the last this is this is a 101 00:08:56,360 --> 00:09:03,760 true Comedy of Errors right now you can tell the story now 102 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:07,560 well apparently just because I look a 103 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:09,760 certain way everyone assumes that I'm 104 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:15,640 the one who speaks Mandarin here whenever I'm paired up with as opposed 105 00:09:11,880 --> 00:09:19,360 to him they assume you speak Mandarin so 106 00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:20,519 horrible I I feel so bad for you oh it's 107 00:09:19,360 --> 00:09:25,480 kind of weird because they'll just keep talking to me I'll be like you don't 108 00:09:22,839 --> 00:09:31,720 even look Chinese though no no okay so tell me tell me about this 109 00:09:30,200 --> 00:09:37,320 you used to cut your own hair 110 00:09:33,279 --> 00:09:41,519 yeah I used to just cut my own hair okay 111 00:09:37,320 --> 00:09:43,880 why because it was cheap it was fun it 112 00:09:41,519 --> 00:09:49,480 was fun yeah it was fun to look like a homeless person oh hey nobody knew I cut 113 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:56,160 my own hair so that just means I did a good job or it means they were too like 114 00:09:53,640 --> 00:10:01,920 no too polite to tell you was that when you had purple hair you had purple hair 115 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:05,880 blue and green blue okay and green oh that's a lot better then okay