Linus Replies to Mean Comments

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2019-05-06 · 1,517 words · ~7 min read
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0:00 I don't get to respond to the mean comments?
0:02 You can respond, but only with hands.
0:04 That's all I get. I need chapstick.
0:10 Oh, you're not gonna read them to me?
0:12 No, you're gonna read them.
0:12 I have to read them.
0:13 That's the best part.
0:15 Hey, we were out of ideas this week, and, uh, James had some time,
0:19 so he compiled a list of mean comments from you guys to me,
0:24 for me to read to you.
0:34 You know, I should really be sitting on the can,
0:36 because that's usually where I read comments.
0:38 The Corsair One i160 gaming PC is tiny, but don't let it fool you.
0:43 It packs high-end components like an RTX 2080 Ti graphics card.
0:47 Check it out at the link below.
0:49 If they were a couple, Linus would be the power bottom,
0:51 and James would be the top.
0:53 Maybe you can explain what a power bottom is to me.
0:56 Riley, do you want to explain what a power bottom is?
1:00 Bottom with top energy.
1:04 Small dick energy.
1:08 This dude looks like a used toilet brush.
1:12 Is that...
1:13 That's it? That's all?
1:14 There's no context whatsoever?
1:17 Linus in 2009 looks like a virgin.
1:20 Linus in 2019 looks like a virgin in HD.
1:24 Shut up, Riley!
1:26 You still look like a cute lesbian.
1:30 Sandals with socks.
1:31 Pure vagina repellent.
1:33 You know what? I'm doing it.
1:34 You spelled sandals wrong.
1:36 I feel a little better right now.
1:38 Linus looks like he just got out of his Subaru after ripping a fat vape.
1:42 What video is this on?
1:44 The hot tub.
1:45 The hot tub one.
1:48 I always lol hard at the group part of Linus Media group.
1:52 It's Napoleon Syndrome, Little Man Syndrome,
1:56 or whatever else you wish to call it.
1:59 Call yourselves what you like, but we know the truth.
2:02 A tiny little building with a boss who wears leather sandals
2:06 and drives a spray-painted pink car.
2:09 This is an 03 Civic, by the way.
2:11 Holy s***.
2:13 Wow.
2:14 Wow.
2:14 Production-wise,
2:15 you've done an amazing job.
2:17 Other than doing half of your videos like
2:19 f***ing football,
2:20 the content has been great.
2:22 I really wish YouTube would stop trying to shove this re-card down our throats.
2:27 Bigger question is,
2:28 can you stay the f*** off my home feed?
2:30 I can't believe he's gaining subscribers with this content.
2:34 Please stop making videos.
2:36 Please.
2:37 This shows you how f***ing retarded Linus is.
2:40 He blows tons of cash for his pointless studio,
2:43 and his bedroom looks like Airbnb.
2:45 I swear this mother f***er is mentally handicapped.
2:50 Wow, Linus, you're still a low-testosterone and a massive f***ing f***er.
2:58 I always thought Linus was gay back in the NCIX days.
3:01 Now I know he's just Canadian.
3:03 Is there any way you could turn your voice-testosterone plus one?
3:08 It sounds like a dying yak.
3:16 Bruce Jenner's gay cat has more testosterone than these whiny twats connecting Ethernet cables.
3:22 Keck.
3:22 Came here straight from a woman you know.
3:24 A woman YouTuber, and instantly noticed Linus' voice is higher.
3:27 I can't wait for the day when Linus' balls drop to release his man voice.
3:30 Oh, me neither.
3:32 This is James' favorite one.
3:34 F*** your clickbait retarded thumbnail face, you low-testosterone little b***h.
3:38 Close your f***ing mouth.
3:42 Never had my testosterone levels measured, but they could be low.
3:46 I enjoy your videos, but I find something annoying about you, but can't figure it out.
3:50 You know what I find annoying about you?
3:52 The fact that you put a period before your space at the end of a sentence.
3:55 The fact that you put a space before your periods at the end of a sentence.
4:00 Yeah, I'm feeling big now.
4:01 Also, you didn't capitalize I.
4:03 Holy s***!
4:04 Okay.
4:05 Why is this coming apart?!
4:07 Oh, oh my god, it's hot!
4:09 I've seen porn with better acting than this.
4:13 That's fair.
4:14 Have you ever seen a real vagina and not on your $100,000 computer?
4:21 Oh, porn! I get it.
4:23 I thought they meant literally on the computer.
4:25 Linus is low-key racist.
4:28 Is this the part where I point out I have an Asian wife?
4:32 Is that a defense?
4:34 Linus has a small d***.
4:36 What I will say is I have very small hands, and you know what they say about people with small hands.
4:40 That it's not always proportional.
4:42 Would you sub to your own channel?
4:45 This is painfully ridiculous and absolutely indoctrinated stupidity beyond anything I'd like to be part of.
4:53 I do not feel the need to be bombarded with retarded tech propaganda.
4:56 Every two seconds.
4:58 I certainly would not be taking advice from a 40-year-old virgin, socially awkward, asexual, retarded, beta-male, CPU-worshipping nerd like this condescending a**hole.
5:08 F*** your own assuming YouTube algorithm asses with this pathetic, geeky, loser s***.
5:13 F***ing re-diculous.
5:15 Wow, you mad.
5:17 You real mad.
5:19 I can't keep watching your Canadian f***ing ass because you keep reaching in your right pocket.
5:25 I don't know or care what you're saying.
5:26 I don't care what you're doing.
5:27 It's way too distracting to watch the f***ing video.
5:30 I'm advancing my teleprompter.
5:32 Also, it's Y-O-U-R.
5:34 What's with your f***ing hair?
5:36 Big shoots?
5:37 Your lawnmower quaffed that for you?
5:40 What does quaff mean?
5:42 Big shoots.
5:43 What does that mean?
5:44 I don't know.
5:45 I'm just reading off the page.
5:47 The 90s called.
5:48 They want their s***y gel hairstyles back.
5:51 I don't know what else to do with it.
5:53 I feel like this dude's an a**hole IRL.
5:56 And feel safe because he's surrounded by a bunch of nerds.
5:59 The truth has a hue.
6:01 This is beautiful.
6:02 The two worst, most annoying people on YouTube collaborating to make the most piece of f***ing video that anyone has ever used their eyeballs to watch.
6:14 As opposed to watching it with braille.
6:16 Like I...
6:17 Linus rhymes with sinus.
6:19 Which rhymes with chinus.
6:21 Chinus is close enough to Chinese that we can say without any doubt that Linus is a corporate shill.
6:26 Paid by the Chinese to promote Chinese crap.
6:32 I'm sure there's someone better to host this program that doesn't look as bad as you.
6:36 And has nicer things to say regarding anything.
6:39 I really hope I don't click on your video again.
6:41 And I'm sure most people agree with this.
6:44 I used to like watching these videos.
6:46 But here lately I'm getting tired of Linus and his god complex hyperinflated ego and unbearable narcissism and rudeness.
6:53 His YouTube fame has gone straight to his head.
6:56 Who's the assistant now b***h?
6:58 Have a little humility and modesty bro.
7:00 You don't have to try your hardest to patronize, embarrass and berate your employees.
7:04 Shut up.
7:05 It's a lot easier, yeah.
7:06 Shut up.
7:07 What kind of man doesn't have a hammer in his tool kit?
7:09 Everybody you have on the show already knows that you're the boss and the owner and it's all about you, you, you.
7:13 So give people a break man or you're going to start losing employees and even followers eventually.
7:18 Because I've watched some of your older videos Linus and you didn't used to act like such a d*** when you first started making content.
7:24 I look forward to the day the father of three removes his teenage earrings.
7:31 You do that.
7:32 Hey Linus, I'm 69 and love your show.
7:35 I learn a lot from you and really enjoying everything.
7:40 Personally, I don't care if you're a fruit or not.
7:44 It makes no difference to me.
7:46 God bless.
7:47 Well, that was fun.
7:54 For someone.
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