Linus Replies to Mean Comments
Linus Tech Tips
·Linus Tech Tips
·2019-05-06
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1,517 words · ~7 min read
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I don't get to respond to the mean comments?
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You can respond, but only with hands.
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That's all I get. I need chapstick.
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Oh, you're not gonna read them to me?
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No, you're gonna read them.
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I have to read them.
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That's the best part.
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Hey, we were out of ideas this week, and, uh, James had some time,
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so he compiled a list of mean comments from you guys to me,
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for me to read to you.
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You know, I should really be sitting on the can,
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because that's usually where I read comments.
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The Corsair One i160 gaming PC is tiny, but don't let it fool you.
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It packs high-end components like an RTX 2080 Ti graphics card.
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Check it out at the link below.
0:49
If they were a couple, Linus would be the power bottom,
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and James would be the top.
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Maybe you can explain what a power bottom is to me.
0:56
Riley, do you want to explain what a power bottom is?
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Bottom with top energy.
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Small dick energy.
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This dude looks like a used toilet brush.
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Is that...
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That's it? That's all?
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There's no context whatsoever?
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Linus in 2009 looks like a virgin.
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Linus in 2019 looks like a virgin in HD.
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Shut up, Riley!
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You still look like a cute lesbian.
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Sandals with socks.
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Pure vagina repellent.
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You know what? I'm doing it.
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You spelled sandals wrong.
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I feel a little better right now.
1:38
Linus looks like he just got out of his Subaru after ripping a fat vape.
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What video is this on?
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The hot tub.
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The hot tub one.
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I always lol hard at the group part of Linus Media group.
1:52
It's Napoleon Syndrome, Little Man Syndrome,
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or whatever else you wish to call it.
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Call yourselves what you like, but we know the truth.
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A tiny little building with a boss who wears leather sandals
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and drives a spray-painted pink car.
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This is an 03 Civic, by the way.
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Holy s***.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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Production-wise,
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you've done an amazing job.
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Other than doing half of your videos like
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f***ing football,
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the content has been great.
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I really wish YouTube would stop trying to shove this re-card down our throats.
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Bigger question is,
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can you stay the f*** off my home feed?
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I can't believe he's gaining subscribers with this content.
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Please stop making videos.
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Please.
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This shows you how f***ing retarded Linus is.
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He blows tons of cash for his pointless studio,
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and his bedroom looks like Airbnb.
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I swear this mother f***er is mentally handicapped.
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Wow, Linus, you're still a low-testosterone and a massive f***ing f***er.
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I always thought Linus was gay back in the NCIX days.
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Now I know he's just Canadian.
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Is there any way you could turn your voice-testosterone plus one?
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It sounds like a dying yak.
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Bruce Jenner's gay cat has more testosterone than these whiny twats connecting Ethernet cables.
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Keck.
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Came here straight from a woman you know.
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A woman YouTuber, and instantly noticed Linus' voice is higher.
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I can't wait for the day when Linus' balls drop to release his man voice.
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Oh, me neither.
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This is James' favorite one.
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F*** your clickbait retarded thumbnail face, you low-testosterone little b***h.
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Close your f***ing mouth.
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Never had my testosterone levels measured, but they could be low.
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I enjoy your videos, but I find something annoying about you, but can't figure it out.
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You know what I find annoying about you?
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The fact that you put a period before your space at the end of a sentence.
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The fact that you put a space before your periods at the end of a sentence.
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Yeah, I'm feeling big now.
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Also, you didn't capitalize I.
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Holy s***!
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Okay.
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Why is this coming apart?!
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Oh, oh my god, it's hot!
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I've seen porn with better acting than this.
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That's fair.
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Have you ever seen a real vagina and not on your $100,000 computer?
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Oh, porn! I get it.
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I thought they meant literally on the computer.
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Linus is low-key racist.
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Is this the part where I point out I have an Asian wife?
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Is that a defense?
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Linus has a small d***.
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What I will say is I have very small hands, and you know what they say about people with small hands.
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That it's not always proportional.
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Would you sub to your own channel?
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This is painfully ridiculous and absolutely indoctrinated stupidity beyond anything I'd like to be part of.
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I do not feel the need to be bombarded with retarded tech propaganda.
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Every two seconds.
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I certainly would not be taking advice from a 40-year-old virgin, socially awkward, asexual, retarded, beta-male, CPU-worshipping nerd like this condescending a**hole.
5:08
F*** your own assuming YouTube algorithm asses with this pathetic, geeky, loser s***.
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F***ing re-diculous.
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Wow, you mad.
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You real mad.
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I can't keep watching your Canadian f***ing ass because you keep reaching in your right pocket.
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I don't know or care what you're saying.
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I don't care what you're doing.
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It's way too distracting to watch the f***ing video.
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I'm advancing my teleprompter.
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Also, it's Y-O-U-R.
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What's with your f***ing hair?
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Big shoots?
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Your lawnmower quaffed that for you?
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What does quaff mean?
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Big shoots.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know.
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I'm just reading off the page.
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The 90s called.
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They want their s***y gel hairstyles back.
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I don't know what else to do with it.
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I feel like this dude's an a**hole IRL.
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And feel safe because he's surrounded by a bunch of nerds.
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The truth has a hue.
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This is beautiful.
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The two worst, most annoying people on YouTube collaborating to make the most piece of f***ing video that anyone has ever used their eyeballs to watch.
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As opposed to watching it with braille.
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Like I...
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Linus rhymes with sinus.
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Which rhymes with chinus.
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Chinus is close enough to Chinese that we can say without any doubt that Linus is a corporate shill.
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Paid by the Chinese to promote Chinese crap.
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I'm sure there's someone better to host this program that doesn't look as bad as you.
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And has nicer things to say regarding anything.
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I really hope I don't click on your video again.
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And I'm sure most people agree with this.
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I used to like watching these videos.
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But here lately I'm getting tired of Linus and his god complex hyperinflated ego and unbearable narcissism and rudeness.
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His YouTube fame has gone straight to his head.
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Who's the assistant now b***h?
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Have a little humility and modesty bro.
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You don't have to try your hardest to patronize, embarrass and berate your employees.
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Shut up.
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It's a lot easier, yeah.
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Shut up.
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What kind of man doesn't have a hammer in his tool kit?
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Everybody you have on the show already knows that you're the boss and the owner and it's all about you, you, you.
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So give people a break man or you're going to start losing employees and even followers eventually.
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Because I've watched some of your older videos Linus and you didn't used to act like such a d*** when you first started making content.
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I look forward to the day the father of three removes his teenage earrings.
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You do that.
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Hey Linus, I'm 69 and love your show.
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I learn a lot from you and really enjoying everything.
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Personally, I don't care if you're a fruit or not.
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It makes no difference to me.
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God bless.
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Well, that was fun.
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For someone.
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