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I don't get to respond to the mean comments?

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You can respond, but only with hands.

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That's all I get. I need chapstick.

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Oh, you're not gonna read them to me?

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No, you're gonna read them.

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I have to read them.

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That's the best part.

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Hey, we were out of ideas this week, and, uh, James had some time,

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so he compiled a list of mean comments from you guys to me,

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for me to read to you.

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You know, I should really be sitting on the can,

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because that's usually where I read comments.

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The Corsair One i160 gaming PC is tiny, but don't let it fool you.

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It packs high-end components like an RTX 2080 Ti graphics card.

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Check it out at the link below.

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If they were a couple, Linus would be the power bottom,

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and James would be the top.

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Maybe you can explain what a power bottom is to me.

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Riley, do you want to explain what a power bottom is?

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Bottom with top energy.

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Small dick energy.

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This dude looks like a used toilet brush.

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Is that...

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That's it? That's all?

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There's no context whatsoever?

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Linus in 2009 looks like a virgin.

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Linus in 2019 looks like a virgin in HD.

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Shut up, Riley!

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You still look like a cute lesbian.

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Sandals with socks.

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Pure vagina repellent.

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You know what? I'm doing it.

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You spelled sandals wrong.

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I feel a little better right now.

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Linus looks like he just got out of his Subaru after ripping a fat vape.

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What video is this on?

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The hot tub.

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The hot tub one.

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I always lol hard at the group part of Linus Media group.

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It's Napoleon Syndrome, Little Man Syndrome,

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or whatever else you wish to call it.

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Call yourselves what you like, but we know the truth.

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A tiny little building with a boss who wears leather sandals

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and drives a spray-painted pink car.

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This is an 03 Civic, by the way.

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Holy s***.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Production-wise,

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you've done an amazing job.

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Other than doing half of your videos like

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f***ing football,

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the content has been great.

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I really wish YouTube would stop trying to shove this re-card down our throats.

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Bigger question is,

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can you stay the f*** off my home feed?

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I can't believe he's gaining subscribers with this content.

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Please stop making videos.

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Please.

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This shows you how f***ing retarded Linus is.

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He blows tons of cash for his pointless studio,

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and his bedroom looks like Airbnb.

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I swear this mother f***er is mentally handicapped.

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Wow, Linus, you're still a low-testosterone and a massive f***ing f***er.

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I always thought Linus was gay back in the NCIX days.

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Now I know he's just Canadian.

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Is there any way you could turn your voice-testosterone plus one?

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It sounds like a dying yak.

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Bruce Jenner's gay cat has more testosterone than these whiny twats connecting Ethernet cables.

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Keck.

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Came here straight from a woman you know.

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A woman YouTuber, and instantly noticed Linus' voice is higher.

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I can't wait for the day when Linus' balls drop to release his man voice.

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Oh, me neither.

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This is James' favorite one.

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F*** your clickbait retarded thumbnail face, you low-testosterone little b***h.

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Close your f***ing mouth.

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Never had my testosterone levels measured, but they could be low.

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I enjoy your videos, but I find something annoying about you, but can't figure it out.

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You know what I find annoying about you?

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The fact that you put a period before your space at the end of a sentence.

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The fact that you put a space before your periods at the end of a sentence.

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Yeah, I'm feeling big now.

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Also, you didn't capitalize I.

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Holy s***!

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Okay.

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Why is this coming apart?!

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Oh, oh my god, it's hot!

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I've seen porn with better acting than this.

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That's fair.

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Have you ever seen a real vagina and not on your $100,000 computer?

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Oh, porn! I get it.

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I thought they meant literally on the computer.

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Linus is low-key racist.

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Is this the part where I point out I have an Asian wife?

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Is that a defense?

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Linus has a small d***.

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What I will say is I have very small hands, and you know what they say about people with small hands.

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That it's not always proportional.

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Would you sub to your own channel?

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This is painfully ridiculous and absolutely indoctrinated stupidity beyond anything I'd like to be part of.

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I do not feel the need to be bombarded with retarded tech propaganda.

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Every two seconds.

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I certainly would not be taking advice from a 40-year-old virgin, socially awkward, asexual, retarded, beta-male, CPU-worshipping nerd like this condescending a**hole.

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F*** your own assuming YouTube algorithm asses with this pathetic, geeky, loser s***.

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F***ing re-diculous.

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Wow, you mad.

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You real mad.

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I can't keep watching your Canadian f***ing ass because you keep reaching in your right pocket.

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I don't know or care what you're saying.

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I don't care what you're doing.

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It's way too distracting to watch the f***ing video.

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I'm advancing my teleprompter.

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Also, it's Y-O-U-R.

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What's with your f***ing hair?

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Big shoots?

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Your lawnmower quaffed that for you?

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What does quaff mean?

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Big shoots.

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What does that mean?

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I don't know.

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I'm just reading off the page.

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The 90s called.

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They want their s***y gel hairstyles back.

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I don't know what else to do with it.

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I feel like this dude's an a**hole IRL.

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And feel safe because he's surrounded by a bunch of nerds.

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The truth has a hue.

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This is beautiful.

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The two worst, most annoying people on YouTube collaborating to make the most piece of f***ing video that anyone has ever used their eyeballs to watch.

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As opposed to watching it with braille.

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Like I...

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Linus rhymes with sinus.

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Which rhymes with chinus.

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Chinus is close enough to Chinese that we can say without any doubt that Linus is a corporate shill.

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Paid by the Chinese to promote Chinese crap.

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I'm sure there's someone better to host this program that doesn't look as bad as you.

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And has nicer things to say regarding anything.

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I really hope I don't click on your video again.

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And I'm sure most people agree with this.

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I used to like watching these videos.

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But here lately I'm getting tired of Linus and his god complex hyperinflated ego and unbearable narcissism and rudeness.

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His YouTube fame has gone straight to his head.

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Who's the assistant now b***h?

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Have a little humility and modesty bro.

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You don't have to try your hardest to patronize, embarrass and berate your employees.

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Shut up.

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It's a lot easier, yeah.

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Shut up.

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What kind of man doesn't have a hammer in his tool kit?

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Everybody you have on the show already knows that you're the boss and the owner and it's all about you, you, you.

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So give people a break man or you're going to start losing employees and even followers eventually.

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Because I've watched some of your older videos Linus and you didn't used to act like such a d*** when you first started making content.

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I look forward to the day the father of three removes his teenage earrings.

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You do that.

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Hey Linus, I'm 69 and love your show.

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I learn a lot from you and really enjoying everything.

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Personally, I don't care if you're a fruit or not.

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It makes no difference to me.

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God bless.

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Well, that was fun.

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