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You can respond, but only with hands. That's all I get. I need chapstick. Oh, you're not gonna read them to me? No, you're gonna read them. I have to read them. That's the best part. Hey, we were out of ideas this week, and, uh, James had some time, so he compiled a list of mean comments from you guys to me, for me to read to you. You know, I should really be sitting on the can, because that's usually where I read comments. The Corsair One i160 gaming PC is tiny, but don't let it fool you. It packs high-end components like an RTX 2080 Ti graphics card. Check it out at the link below. If they were a couple, Linus would be the power bottom, and James would be the top. Maybe you can explain what a power bottom is to me. Riley, do you want to explain what a power bottom is? Bottom with top energy. Small dick energy. This dude looks like a used toilet brush. Is that... That's it? That's all? There's no context whatsoever? Linus in 2009 looks like a virgin. Linus in 2019 looks like a virgin in HD. Shut up, Riley! You still look like a cute lesbian. Sandals with socks. Pure vagina repellent. You know what? I'm doing it. You spelled sandals wrong. I feel a little better right now. Linus looks like he just got out of his Subaru after ripping a fat vape. What video is this on? The hot tub. The hot tub one. I always lol hard at the group part of Linus Media group. It's Napoleon Syndrome, Little Man Syndrome, or whatever else you wish to call it. Call yourselves what you like, but we know the truth. A tiny little building with a boss who wears leather sandals and drives a spray-painted pink car. This is an 03 Civic, by the way. Holy s***. Wow. Wow. Production-wise, you've done an amazing job. Other than doing half of your videos like f***ing football, the content has been great. I really wish YouTube would stop trying to shove this re-card down our throats. Bigger question is, can you stay the f*** off my home feed? I can't believe he's gaining subscribers with this content. Please stop making videos. Please. This shows you how f***ing retarded Linus is. He blows tons of cash for his pointless studio, and his bedroom looks like Airbnb. I swear this mother f***er is mentally handicapped. Wow, Linus, you're still a low-testosterone and a massive f***ing f***er. I always thought Linus was gay back in the NCIX days. Now I know he's just Canadian. Is there any way you could turn your voice-testosterone plus one? It sounds like a dying yak. Bruce Jenner's gay cat has more testosterone than these whiny twats connecting Ethernet cables. Keck. Came here straight from a woman you know. A woman YouTuber, and instantly noticed Linus' voice is higher. I can't wait for the day when Linus' balls drop to release his man voice. Oh, me neither. This is James' favorite one. F*** your clickbait retarded thumbnail face, you low-testosterone little b***h. Close your f***ing mouth. Never had my testosterone levels measured, but they could be low. I enjoy your videos, but I find something annoying about you, but can't figure it out. You know what I find annoying about you? The fact that you put a period before your space at the end of a sentence. The fact that you put a space before your periods at the end of a sentence. Yeah, I'm feeling big now. Also, you didn't capitalize I. Holy s***! Okay. Why is this coming apart?! Oh, oh my god, it's hot! I've seen porn with better acting than this. That's fair. Have you ever seen a real vagina and not on your $100,000 computer? Oh, porn! I get it. I thought they meant literally on the computer. Linus is low-key racist. Is this the part where I point out I have an Asian wife? Is that a defense? Linus has a small d***. What I will say is I have very small hands, and you know what they say about people with small hands. That it's not always proportional. Would you sub to your own channel? This is painfully ridiculous and absolutely indoctrinated stupidity beyond anything I'd like to be part of. I do not feel the need to be bombarded with retarded tech propaganda. Every two seconds. I certainly would not be taking advice from a 40-year-old virgin, socially awkward, asexual, retarded, beta-male, CPU-worshipping nerd like this condescending a**hole. F*** your own assuming YouTube algorithm asses with this pathetic, geeky, loser s***. F***ing re-diculous. Wow, you mad. You real mad. I can't keep watching your Canadian f***ing ass because you keep reaching in your right pocket. I don't know or care what you're saying. I don't care what you're doing. It's way too distracting to watch the f***ing video. I'm advancing my teleprompter. Also, it's Y-O-U-R. What's with your f***ing hair? Big shoots? Your lawnmower quaffed that for you? What does quaff mean? Big shoots. What does that mean? I don't know. I'm just reading off the page. The 90s called. They want their s***y gel hairstyles back. I don't know what else to do with it. I feel like this dude's an a**hole IRL. And feel safe because he's surrounded by a bunch of nerds. The truth has a hue. This is beautiful. The two worst, most annoying people on YouTube collaborating to make the most piece of f***ing video that anyone has ever used their eyeballs to watch. As opposed to watching it with braille. Like I... Linus rhymes with sinus. Which rhymes with chinus. Chinus is close enough to Chinese that we can say without any doubt that Linus is a corporate shill. Paid by the Chinese to promote Chinese crap. I'm sure there's someone better to host this program that doesn't look as bad as you. And has nicer things to say regarding anything. I really hope I don't click on your video again. And I'm sure most people agree with this. I used to like watching these videos. But here lately I'm getting tired of Linus and his god complex hyperinflated ego and unbearable narcissism and rudeness. His YouTube fame has gone straight to his head. Who's the assistant now b***h? Have a little humility and modesty bro. You don't have to try your hardest to patronize, embarrass and berate your employees. Shut up. It's a lot easier, yeah. Shut up. What kind of man doesn't have a hammer in his tool kit? Everybody you have on the show already knows that you're the boss and the owner and it's all about you, you, you. So give people a break man or you're going to start losing employees and even followers eventually. Because I've watched some of your older videos Linus and you didn't used to act like such a d*** when you first started making content. I look forward to the day the father of three removes his teenage earrings. You do that. Hey Linus, I'm 69 and love your show. I learn a lot from you and really enjoying everything. 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