Drunk, Stoned or Stupid?

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 1,210 words · ~6 min read
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0:03 I'll everyone's in a so this should be a
0:06 better video the last
0:09 one okay welcome to drunk stone or
0:13 stupid I don't know what any of that was but it probably falls under one of the
0:16 aforementioned categories how does this game work so we'll start with Taran
0:20 taran's going to pick a card that's a sticker Taran come on all right taran's
0:23 going to pick a card he is now the judge Taran then gives the card to the person
0:28 on the left which is Dennis here you go now chooses who that card applies most
0:32 to and on each of these cards is something like let's say app to the
0:36 judge has terrible comebacks and you have an opportunity to argue that the
0:40 card does not apply to you and then the judge decides basically whoever ends up
0:44 with three cards has negative3 points and loses and the loser of this game is
0:48 going to face a punishment punishment so severe so severe you're getting a firing
0:53 squad from everyone with all the Nerf guns oh does that include his crazy and
0:57 you can't you can't cover your face okay you J no specifically No Junk
1:04 cover let's do it all right so you drew
1:08 a card yeah yeah so read it out loud and then pick who gets it and then we got 2
1:12 minutes to defend ourselves has three hour conversation about space GL on the
1:17 judge damn yeah you would have been the one okay look okay start the timer I I
1:24 don't think it's me because usually I'm the only I'm only one side of the
1:27 conversation and I actually get my point across quite quickly now on the other
1:30 hand of this there's lonus lonus likes talking about things but maybe doesn't
1:34 know quite as much about space so we'll have to take more time to explain
1:39 himself so it's more likely to go on for a three-hour conversation am I allowed
1:42 to talk yeah you're allowed to defend your has anyone heard me talk about
1:45 space
1:49 ever No I say it goes back to Luke yeah Mr bought a really expensive book about
1:53 rock fuel that's true did he yeah
2:00 okay who at this table most likely
2:03 tinderslutsspelled
2:30 because I'm the judge oh you're the judge shut up oh ter I choose teren oh
2:36 sure because at a party we made ter attender account and gave him a sweet
2:40 profile picture with I can't attest to
2:43 this defending myself I gave my phone to Nick he's like oh just give me your
2:47 phone I come back I get it back it's got Tinder on
2:51 it so you're the one giving everyone
2:54 Tinder you're the Tinder guy I'm just
2:58 give it back to Taran
3:05 oh so I think we need better judges
3:09 that's not to good don't want to be fired
3:13 a oh yes it is a little [ __ ] I think it
3:17 I don't I think it goes without saying
3:21 it stays in that corner okay I have why am I a little
3:26 [ __ ] okay you know the footage of the banana that's going right here
3:34 yes okay wow I read this wrong would
3:39 trample a kid on Black Friday oh I'm actually going to say this is tan the
3:44 reason why I'm going to say this is tan is because lonus or Taran only goes
3:48 shopping when things are excessively cheap so shopping on Black Friday would
3:53 actually make a ton of sense for Teran Costco does not have a Black Friday
3:56 special I just said but he only shops at cost
4:00 that's also established that's not true but I think that's only because it's so
4:04 cheap uh let's see would trample a black kid on I
4:11 mean I'll spare taran's life in this game I'm going going to say it is lius
4:16 because I don't know anyone who has more enthusiasm than
4:20 L and you know if there's a good deal out there I'm sure lonus would probably
4:23 trample anyone to go get it so this is what I get this is what I get for
4:26 defending Teran wakes up with half a burrito in bed okay who goes to Mucho
4:30 Burrito I'd say these two I have a wife
4:34 I can't fall asleep with half a burrito in bed I I'm giving it to it's Nick
4:39 there's Fair evidence that I finish my food you know what I'm representing Mr
4:43 Nick late Taran is the only one who like eats Mexican food all the time that's
4:47 true and he's the only one who takes like 5 hours to eat one piece of food I
4:52 think it's Nick light because I think Taran would never possibly waste the
4:55 money on a sandwich being ruined and would wrap it and put it in the fridge
4:59 would Taran called me after hours to put
5:03 to put some like half eaten stupid sandwich the fre in the freezer on a
5:10 Friday on a Friday over a long weekend
5:14 to preserve it it was it it was a bad idea that's resting [ __ ] face RPF
5:20 resting [ __ ] face I love how confused you are by that I've never heard of that
5:25 it means you look like a [ __ ] all the time I think I think girls usually have
5:28 that more it's like resting [ __ ] face it's like they look good but they're
5:33 like yeah hot like I'm actually going to
5:37 say that it's because sometimes if you come into the editing den and he's just
5:41 like working I deserve this one says they
5:44 literally failed that test and then gets a 98% you
5:51 pick H I don't know me and dallis went
5:54 to college together he fa I got 98% on
5:58 math w I fa in Taiwan
6:03 oh you're supposed to be arguing against it oh I'm kind of proud of
6:07 it I can't pick this one three of us have two cards so we're getting close to
6:12 the end here all right dances on tables
6:16 o I have seen lonus on a table I've seen
6:19 Taran at the bar dancing I don't know if
6:22 you dance I think I when I went to school you danced on a table oh no no no
6:28 those tables are rickety they don't support I need who else don't look at
6:35 me I've Just Seen Taran do crazy dance
6:38 moves and a table could be involved very easily I I don't think anyone else got
6:42 accused yeah game
6:48 over all right let's go shoot
6:57 me baby
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