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I'll everyone's in a so this should be a

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better video the last

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one okay welcome to drunk stone or

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stupid I don't know what any of that was but it probably falls under one of the

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aforementioned categories how does this game work so we'll start with Taran

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taran's going to pick a card that's a sticker Taran come on all right taran's

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going to pick a card he is now the judge Taran then gives the card to the person

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on the left which is Dennis here you go now chooses who that card applies most

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to and on each of these cards is something like let's say app to the

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judge has terrible comebacks and you have an opportunity to argue that the

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card does not apply to you and then the judge decides basically whoever ends up

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with three cards has negative3 points and loses and the loser of this game is

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going to face a punishment punishment so severe so severe you're getting a firing

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squad from everyone with all the Nerf guns oh does that include his crazy and

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you can't you can't cover your face okay you J no specifically No Junk

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cover let's do it all right so you drew

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a card yeah yeah so read it out loud and then pick who gets it and then we got 2

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minutes to defend ourselves has three hour conversation about space GL on the

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judge damn yeah you would have been the one okay look okay start the timer I I

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don't think it's me because usually I'm the only I'm only one side of the

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conversation and I actually get my point across quite quickly now on the other

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hand of this there's lonus lonus likes talking about things but maybe doesn't

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know quite as much about space so we'll have to take more time to explain

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himself so it's more likely to go on for a three-hour conversation am I allowed

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to talk yeah you're allowed to defend your has anyone heard me talk about

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space

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ever No I say it goes back to Luke yeah Mr bought a really expensive book about

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rock fuel that's true did he yeah

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okay who at this table most likely

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tinderslutsspelled

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because I'm the judge oh you're the judge shut up oh ter I choose teren oh

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sure because at a party we made ter attender account and gave him a sweet

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profile picture with I can't attest to

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this defending myself I gave my phone to Nick he's like oh just give me your

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phone I come back I get it back it's got Tinder on

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it so you're the one giving everyone

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Tinder you're the Tinder guy I'm just

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give it back to Taran

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oh so I think we need better judges

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that's not to good don't want to be fired

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a oh yes it is a little [ __ ] I think it

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I don't I think it goes without saying

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it stays in that corner okay I have why am I a little

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[ __ ] okay you know the footage of the banana that's going right here

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yes okay wow I read this wrong would

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trample a kid on Black Friday oh I'm actually going to say this is tan the

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reason why I'm going to say this is tan is because lonus or Taran only goes

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shopping when things are excessively cheap so shopping on Black Friday would

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actually make a ton of sense for Teran Costco does not have a Black Friday

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special I just said but he only shops at cost

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that's also established that's not true but I think that's only because it's so

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cheap uh let's see would trample a black kid on I

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mean I'll spare taran's life in this game I'm going going to say it is lius

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because I don't know anyone who has more enthusiasm than

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L and you know if there's a good deal out there I'm sure lonus would probably

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trample anyone to go get it so this is what I get this is what I get for

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defending Teran wakes up with half a burrito in bed okay who goes to Mucho

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Burrito I'd say these two I have a wife

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I can't fall asleep with half a burrito in bed I I'm giving it to it's Nick

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there's Fair evidence that I finish my food you know what I'm representing Mr

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Nick late Taran is the only one who like eats Mexican food all the time that's

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true and he's the only one who takes like 5 hours to eat one piece of food I

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think it's Nick light because I think Taran would never possibly waste the

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money on a sandwich being ruined and would wrap it and put it in the fridge

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would Taran called me after hours to put

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to put some like half eaten stupid sandwich the fre in the freezer on a

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Friday on a Friday over a long weekend

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to preserve it it was it it was a bad idea that's resting [ __ ] face RPF

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resting [ __ ] face I love how confused you are by that I've never heard of that

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it means you look like a [ __ ] all the time I think I think girls usually have

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that more it's like resting [ __ ] face it's like they look good but they're

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like yeah hot like I'm actually going to

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say that it's because sometimes if you come into the editing den and he's just

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like working I deserve this one says they

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literally failed that test and then gets a 98% you

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pick H I don't know me and dallis went

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to college together he fa I got 98% on

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math w I fa in Taiwan

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oh you're supposed to be arguing against it oh I'm kind of proud of

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it I can't pick this one three of us have two cards so we're getting close to

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the end here all right dances on tables

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o I have seen lonus on a table I've seen

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Taran at the bar dancing I don't know if

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you dance I think I when I went to school you danced on a table oh no no no

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those tables are rickety they don't support I need who else don't look at

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me I've Just Seen Taran do crazy dance

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moves and a table could be involved very easily I I don't think anyone else got

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accused yeah game

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over all right let's go shoot

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me baby

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one uh thank you for

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watching like it if you like it dislike if you dislike uh we have more videos

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thank

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you thank you