{"video_id":"IH4qK-nZdyo","title":"Drunk, Stoned or Stupid?","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2016-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":459,"segments":[{"start_s":3.16,"end_s":7.74,"text":"I'll everyone's in a so this should be a","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.44,"end_s":9.96,"text":"better video the last","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":9.96,"end_s":15.12,"text":"one okay welcome to drunk stone or","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.28,"end_s":18.359,"text":"stupid I don't know what any of that was but it probably falls under one of the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.84,"end_s":21.519,"text":"aforementioned categories how does this game work so we'll start with Taran","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":20.199,"end_s":26.039,"text":"taran's going to pick a card that's a sticker Taran come on all right taran's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":23.439,"end_s":30.48,"text":"going to pick a 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know what any of that was but it probably falls under one of the aforementioned categories how does this game work so we'll start with Taran taran's going to pick a card that's a sticker Taran come on all right taran's going to pick a card he is now the judge Taran then gives the card to the person on the left which is Dennis here you go now chooses who that card applies most to and on each of these cards is something like let's say app to the judge has terrible comebacks and you have an opportunity to argue that the card does not apply to you and then the judge decides basically whoever ends up with three cards has negative3 points and loses and the loser of this game is going to face a punishment punishment so severe so severe you're getting a firing squad from everyone with all the Nerf guns oh does that include his crazy and you can't you can't cover your face okay you J no specifically No Junk cover let's do it all right so you drew a card yeah yeah so read it out loud and then pick who gets it and then we got 2 minutes to defend ourselves has three hour conversation about space GL on the judge damn yeah you would have been the one okay look okay start the timer I I don't think it's me because usually I'm the only I'm only one side of the conversation and I actually get my point across quite quickly now on the other hand of this there's lonus lonus likes talking about things but maybe doesn't know quite as much about space so we'll have to take more time to explain himself so it's more likely to go on for a three-hour conversation am I allowed to talk yeah you're allowed to defend your has anyone heard me talk about space ever No I say it goes back to Luke yeah Mr bought a really expensive book about rock fuel that's true did he yeah okay who at this table most likely tinderslutsspelled because I'm the judge oh you're the judge shut up oh ter I choose teren oh sure because at a party we made ter attender account and gave him a sweet profile picture with I can't attest to this defending myself I gave my phone to Nick he's like oh just give me your phone I come back I get it back it's got Tinder on it so you're the one giving everyone Tinder you're the Tinder guy I'm just give it back to Taran oh so I think we need better judges that's not to good don't want to be fired a oh yes it is a little [ __ ] I think it I don't I think it goes without saying it stays in that corner okay I have why am I a little [ __ ] okay you know the footage of the banana that's going right here yes okay wow I read this wrong would trample a kid on Black Friday oh I'm actually going to say this is tan the reason why I'm going to say this is tan is because lonus or Taran only goes shopping when things are excessively cheap so shopping on Black Friday would actually make a ton of sense for Teran Costco does not have a Black Friday special I just said but he only shops at cost that's also established that's not true but I think that's only because it's so cheap uh let's see would trample a black kid on I mean I'll spare taran's life in this game I'm going going to say it is lius because I don't know anyone who has more enthusiasm than L and you know if there's a good deal out there I'm sure lonus would probably trample anyone to go get it so this is what I get this is what I get for defending Teran wakes up with half a burrito in bed okay who goes to Mucho Burrito I'd say these two I have a wife I can't fall asleep with half a burrito in bed I I'm giving it to it's Nick there's Fair evidence that I finish my food you know what I'm representing Mr Nick late Taran is the only one who like eats Mexican food all the time that's true and he's the only one who takes like 5 hours to eat one piece of food I think it's Nick light because I think Taran would never possibly waste the money on a sandwich being ruined and would wrap it and put it in the fridge would Taran called me after hours to put to put some like half eaten stupid sandwich the fre in the freezer on a Friday on a Friday over a long weekend to preserve it it was it it was a bad idea that's resting [ __ ] face RPF resting [ __ ] face I love how confused you are by that I've never heard of that it means you look like a [ __ ] all the time I think I think girls usually have that more it's like resting [ __ ] face it's like they look good but they're like yeah hot like I'm actually going to say that it's because sometimes if you come into the editing den and he's just like working I deserve this one says they literally failed that test and then gets a 98% you pick H I don't know me and dallis went to college together he fa I got 98% on math w I fa in Taiwan oh you're supposed to be arguing against it oh I'm kind of proud of it I can't pick this one three of us have two cards so we're getting close to the end here all right dances on tables o I have seen lonus on a table I've seen Taran at the bar dancing I don't know if you dance I think I when I went to school you danced on a table oh no no no those tables are rickety they don't support I need who else don't look at me I've Just Seen Taran do crazy dance moves and a table could be involved very easily I I don't think anyone else got accused yeah game over all right let's go shoot me baby one uh thank you for watching like it if you like it dislike if you dislike uh we have more videos that are not so abusive I don't know what El there is to say oh check us out thank you thank you"}