APRIL FOOLS 2016 - The Future of Linus Tech Tips - A New Direction
Linus Tech Tips
·Linus Tech Tips
·2016-05-06
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as some of you have observed over the last few weeks lus Tech tips's content
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just hasn't been very good and while some of you have bought into the
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plausible explanations we've offered to this like oh we're busy working on
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scrapyard Wars season 4 others haven't
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been so easily fooled but the time for Clues and hints is over and it's with
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great pleasure that today I will finally reveal to everyone the reason for all
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the crappy content I mean
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warming warming pizza with a computer
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painting your video card so effective today I'm announcing
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my retirement from making YouTube
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videos and an exciting agreement that we've reached with NVIDIA to acquire
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lonus Media Group and all of its
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Assets Now some of you may be wondering why I decided to make this
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dramatic move but I'm sure to others the answer is
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obvious I'm just playing out of ideas but the good news is that NVIDIA
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has lots of their own ideas for how to revitalize the channel while selling
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more video cards and reducing overhead
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to increase the new NVIDIA media group's profits for example we can liquidate all
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our other tablecloths this is the only color we'll
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need now Techquickie videos will encode
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faster than ever there will be no need to replace the background with a white
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one and of course we won't have to
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review products with RGB lighting anymore because there's only one color
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that we need and while I know that some of you will be worried about what this
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means for our unbiased editorial content in the future I want to assure you that
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everything you loved about lonus tech tips will remain exactly the way it was
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just with a little more green to the Future boys