APRIL FOOLS 2016 - The Future of Linus Tech Tips - A New Direction

Linus Tech Tips ·Linus Tech Tips ·2016-05-06 · 312 words · ~1 min read
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0:00 as some of you have observed over the last few weeks lus Tech tips's content
0:04 just hasn't been very good and while some of you have bought into the
0:10 plausible explanations we've offered to this like oh we're busy working on
0:13 scrapyard Wars season 4 others haven't
0:17 been so easily fooled but the time for Clues and hints is over and it's with
0:22 great pleasure that today I will finally reveal to everyone the reason for all
0:27 the crappy content I mean
0:31 warming warming pizza with a computer
0:34 painting your video card so effective today I'm announcing
0:40 my retirement from making YouTube
0:43 videos and an exciting agreement that we've reached with NVIDIA to acquire
0:49 lonus Media Group and all of its
0:54 Assets Now some of you may be wondering why I decided to make this
0:59 dramatic move but I'm sure to others the answer is
1:07 obvious I'm just playing out of ideas but the good news is that NVIDIA
1:13 has lots of their own ideas for how to revitalize the channel while selling
1:17 more video cards and reducing overhead
1:20 to increase the new NVIDIA media group's profits for example we can liquidate all
1:26 our other tablecloths this is the only color we'll
1:30 need now Techquickie videos will encode
1:33 faster than ever there will be no need to replace the background with a white
1:37 one and of course we won't have to
1:40 review products with RGB lighting anymore because there's only one color
1:46 that we need and while I know that some of you will be worried about what this
1:50 means for our unbiased editorial content in the future I want to assure you that
1:56 everything you loved about lonus tech tips will remain exactly the way it was
2:01 just with a little more green to the Future boys