as some of you have observed over the last few weeks lus Tech tips's content
just hasn't been very good and while some of you have bought into the
plausible explanations we've offered to this like oh we're busy working on
scrapyard Wars season 4 others haven't
been so easily fooled but the time for Clues and hints is over and it's with
great pleasure that today I will finally reveal to everyone the reason for all
the crappy content I mean
warming warming pizza with a computer
painting your video card so effective today I'm announcing
my retirement from making YouTube
videos and an exciting agreement that we've reached with NVIDIA to acquire
lonus Media Group and all of its
Assets Now some of you may be wondering why I decided to make this
dramatic move but I'm sure to others the answer is
obvious I'm just playing out of ideas but the good news is that NVIDIA
has lots of their own ideas for how to revitalize the channel while selling
more video cards and reducing overhead
to increase the new NVIDIA media group's profits for example we can liquidate all
our other tablecloths this is the only color we'll
need now Techquickie videos will encode
faster than ever there will be no need to replace the background with a white
one and of course we won't have to
review products with RGB lighting anymore because there's only one color
that we need and while I know that some of you will be worried about what this
means for our unbiased editorial content in the future I want to assure you that
everything you loved about lonus tech tips will remain exactly the way it was
just with a little more green to the Future boys