{"video_id":"CMTUZtF27kA","title":"APRIL FOOLS 2016 - The Future of Linus Tech Tips - A New Direction","channel":"Linus Tech Tips","show":"Linus Tech Tips","published_at":"2016-05-06T14:53:29Z","duration_s":128,"segments":[{"start_s":0.24,"end_s":7.64,"text":"as some of you have observed over the last few weeks lus Tech tips's content","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.72,"end_s":12.2,"text":"just hasn't been very good and while some of you have bought into the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":10.32,"end_s":17.0,"text":"plausible explanations we've offered to this like oh we're busy working on","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":13.96,"end_s":19.24,"text":"scrapyard Wars season 4 others haven't","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":17.0,"end_s":24.64,"text":"been so easily fooled but the time for Clues and hints is over and it's with","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.039,"end_s":31.24,"text":"great pleasure that today I will finally reveal to 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some of you have bought into the plausible explanations we've offered to this like oh we're busy working on scrapyard Wars season 4 others haven't been so easily fooled but the time for Clues and hints is over and it's with great pleasure that today I will finally reveal to everyone the reason for all the crappy content I mean warming warming pizza with a computer painting your video card so effective today I'm announcing my retirement from making YouTube videos and an exciting agreement that we've reached with NVIDIA to acquire lonus Media Group and all of its Assets Now some of you may be wondering why I decided to make this dramatic move but I'm sure to others the answer is obvious I'm just playing out of ideas but the good news is that NVIDIA has lots of their own ideas for how to revitalize the channel while selling more video cards and reducing overhead to increase the new NVIDIA media group's profits for example we can liquidate all our other tablecloths this is the only color 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