Driving with Dennis
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,514 words · ~7 min read
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hey folks what's going on it's your friend Nikki we out here in the Honda
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Civic and now I got to tell you something my friend Dennis Lea over here
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he was trying to tell me the other day that he's got an international driver's
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license and not only for an automatic vehicle but for a standard car too he he
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says he can be a race car driver so I think we're going to take it out today
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we're going to put him behind the wheel and we're going to see what he can do I don't think he's going to be able to do
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it but you know hell let's see what
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happens like without looking at my hands and
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feet what the hell do you think you got to do to drive this damn thing like just
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walk me through the steps in what Dennis Le would do when he gets in behind the
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wheel of a standing C oh the clutch
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break what gas tell me now tell me though what the hell does the clutch do
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so the
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clutches the clutch is you press not
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press ston it's called right trigger and
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uh the break is called Left trigger okay
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it's a very standard naming scheme for most video games and most cars you step
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on the damn thing and you you press go that's how you do it that's how it's
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been done that's how it's going to be done you know what I'm saying I turn on
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the car
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maybe gu right oh that thing to
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D now Dennis I got to be honest with you you were doing pretty well until you
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came up to the D partt all right you're not going to put a standard car into d
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one one one D you got five to six D's
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and one R you and one n God damn man you
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stop from one they'll just give a license to anybody these days won't they
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I went to the driving school for a month
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in Taiwan everybody need to go to driving school that's where I want to get into down there oh we can definitely
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get in there too do you think we'll get the cops called on
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us oh I don't want to get arrested I
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think we should get arrested
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today stop hopefully we don't get this thing stuck I don't think you can get in
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oh I think we can my brother I think we
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can get right on in here oh oh
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no are you sure this how are you going to no you're
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going to fall oh well I was trying to think of a nice
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safe place for you to drive and I think this might be the only option we've got
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I think we should almost teach you how to drive standard right here I think
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this is a good spot you don't even got to turn you just got to go straight huh
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what do you say this it's too
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steep it's
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good okay I think yeah maybe I want to see what you can do in this damn thing
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okay first thing you have to put your seat Bel on oh no no no adjust your
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chair
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first what are you doing clutch hand guas they look the same what do you mean
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they look the same they have different shape in
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Taiwan it's all all these eyes back to haunt you now aren't
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they
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oh wait wait wait what are you trying to do down there I'm trying to St the
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car that's this is clutch this is clutch
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this is gas this is
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break yeah you're pretty good at this
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huh I just
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got you were so confident so cocky about
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being shut shut shut and you don't even know which one is the clutch which one
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is the break that's that's break that's crunch this G this car is broken this
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car is not broken this is a beautiful pink Honda
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Civic
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ah what are you doing there where's that
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going okay
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okay f
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oh my
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God I'm not even sure if I'm
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bu that's it that's I
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oh yeah it's kind of we but I don't know
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why it's so
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slow don't scare me no stop again come
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on big play you said you could you said you could start on a hill yes I
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can oh there there you
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go all right all
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right see I know how to
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use oh [ __ ] all right Dennis your next
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step is to reverse this damn thing all the way over
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here ohly oh God this car is
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so look he's getting better looks like
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that nck be driving school is paying off can you stop them hell is he doing
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come on Dennis that's not where you're supposed to look when you're driving backwards in a vehicle oh my God oh my
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God this is going very
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fast all right all right that's not too bad who all right that was pretty bad we
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just about stalled it on my foot okay see I can move the car but you
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know what I got to say you did a pretty decent job how about we take you in the
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Nikki be driving school we learned some rally moves all right let go down there
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yeah let's go down there and let's test how about okay let's
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go we're going to see what this track is all about see if we can try and not get
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stuck unspecified location we might flip
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a car today that's all I'm saying I'm not doing that with you so bumpy the
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key with sand is you never want to stop going cuz you might get high sanded and
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stuck like we're about to right
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now oh my God
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no
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oh we are not prepared to get stuck
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today
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oh damn it I think we got stuck all right let's go check the damage
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here oh did you smell
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that this is so stuck up yeah we might
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need to put a piece of wood on oh God all right so here's your first
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tip you get stuck in this get yourself a
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nice piece of standed issued plywood and what you want to
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do is get a nice spot where you can lay this sucker
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down keep back going
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back we're stuck
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as this is probably one of the worst ways I've ever seen somebody trans p a
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piece of wood oh
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God you know how hard to grab
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this oh
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D clearance in this vehicle is very low because it's a race car it's got to stay
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low to the ground so it's really hard to navigate get your way over this damn wet
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loose sand I didn't expect it to be so deep you know what I'm saying I thought
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it was going to be a little bit more Compact and all that we got ourselves
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into a bit of a pickle but we're going to keep on pushing we're going to keep
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trying to get this damn thing out of here otherwise we got to call the damn tow truck and I really don't want to do
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that we got to keep track of time too cuz I don't want to spend all goddamn
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day out here in the damn sand
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so if you want to be able to drive a race car you want to be a demolition
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derby dirt head you got to get yourself stuck and you got to get
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yourself unstuck it's all the nature of the game okay this
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is the same
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thing oh stink this piece looks good this a bad
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is it a sign of a dick very weird
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place all right Dennis I got to be honest with you man we got to call for
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some
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reinforcements how long have you guys been in
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here Dennis don't turn the wheels completely sideways straighten them
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out you're fired shut
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up
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so the moral of the story is don't ever go off-roading with Dennis even if you
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are trying to teach him some [ __ ] he'll just get you stuck he's got too much
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excess body weight it's not going to
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work
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wo all right folks thanks for watching
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Channel Super Fun I know we didn't get that uh driving lesson in there but we
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did get stuck and we did get out of it we did some extreme four-wheel drive up
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that hill so like subscribe all that kind of [ __ ]
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peace