Driving with Dennis

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,514 words · ~7 min read
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0:00 hey folks what's going on it's your friend Nikki we out here in the Honda
0:04 Civic and now I got to tell you something my friend Dennis Lea over here
0:08 he was trying to tell me the other day that he's got an international driver's
0:11 license and not only for an automatic vehicle but for a standard car too he he
0:16 says he can be a race car driver so I think we're going to take it out today
0:21 we're going to put him behind the wheel and we're going to see what he can do I don't think he's going to be able to do
0:25 it but you know hell let's see what
0:28 happens like without looking at my hands and
0:32 feet what the hell do you think you got to do to drive this damn thing like just
0:36 walk me through the steps in what Dennis Le would do when he gets in behind the
0:40 wheel of a standing C oh the clutch
0:44 break what gas tell me now tell me though what the hell does the clutch do
0:49 so the
0:52 clutches the clutch is you press not
0:56 press ston it's called right trigger and
0:59 uh the break is called Left trigger okay
1:03 it's a very standard naming scheme for most video games and most cars you step
1:08 on the damn thing and you you press go that's how you do it that's how it's
1:12 been done that's how it's going to be done you know what I'm saying I turn on
1:16 the car
1:21 maybe gu right oh that thing to
1:28 D now Dennis I got to be honest with you you were doing pretty well until you
1:33 came up to the D partt all right you're not going to put a standard car into d
1:38 one one one D you got five to six D's
1:43 and one R you and one n God damn man you
1:47 stop from one they'll just give a license to anybody these days won't they
1:50 I went to the driving school for a month
1:54 in Taiwan everybody need to go to driving school that's where I want to get into down there oh we can definitely
1:59 get in there too do you think we'll get the cops called on
2:02 us oh I don't want to get arrested I
2:06 think we should get arrested
2:10 today stop hopefully we don't get this thing stuck I don't think you can get in
2:15 oh I think we can my brother I think we
2:19 can get right on in here oh oh
2:23 no are you sure this how are you going to no you're
2:28 going to fall oh well I was trying to think of a nice
2:33 safe place for you to drive and I think this might be the only option we've got
2:37 I think we should almost teach you how to drive standard right here I think
2:40 this is a good spot you don't even got to turn you just got to go straight huh
2:46 what do you say this it's too
2:50 steep it's
2:54 good okay I think yeah maybe I want to see what you can do in this damn thing
3:02 okay first thing you have to put your seat Bel on oh no no no adjust your
3:07 chair
3:13 first what are you doing clutch hand guas they look the same what do you mean
3:18 they look the same they have different shape in
3:21 Taiwan it's all all these eyes back to haunt you now aren't
3:28 they
3:31 oh wait wait wait what are you trying to do down there I'm trying to St the
3:36 car that's this is clutch this is clutch
3:40 this is gas this is
3:44 break yeah you're pretty good at this
3:48 huh I just
3:54 got you were so confident so cocky about
3:57 being shut shut shut and you don't even know which one is the clutch which one
4:01 is the break that's that's break that's crunch this G this car is broken this
4:06 car is not broken this is a beautiful pink Honda
4:10 Civic
4:16 ah what are you doing there where's that
4:21 going okay
4:27 okay f
4:32 oh my
4:37 God I'm not even sure if I'm
4:49 bu that's it that's I
4:53 oh yeah it's kind of we but I don't know
4:57 why it's so
5:05 slow don't scare me no stop again come
5:09 on big play you said you could you said you could start on a hill yes I
5:20 can oh there there you
5:24 go all right all
5:28 right see I know how to
5:33 use oh [ __ ] all right Dennis your next
5:36 step is to reverse this damn thing all the way over
5:44 here ohly oh God this car is
5:55 so look he's getting better looks like
5:58 that nck be driving school is paying off can you stop them hell is he doing
6:04 come on Dennis that's not where you're supposed to look when you're driving backwards in a vehicle oh my God oh my
6:10 God this is going very
6:14 fast all right all right that's not too bad who all right that was pretty bad we
6:20 just about stalled it on my foot okay see I can move the car but you
6:25 know what I got to say you did a pretty decent job how about we take you in the
6:29 Nikki be driving school we learned some rally moves all right let go down there
6:33 yeah let's go down there and let's test how about okay let's
6:47 go we're going to see what this track is all about see if we can try and not get
6:53 stuck unspecified location we might flip
6:57 a car today that's all I'm saying I'm not doing that with you so bumpy the
7:03 key with sand is you never want to stop going cuz you might get high sanded and
7:06 stuck like we're about to right
7:14 now oh my God
7:18 no
7:24 oh we are not prepared to get stuck
7:28 today
7:32 oh damn it I think we got stuck all right let's go check the damage
7:36 here oh did you smell
7:40 that this is so stuck up yeah we might
7:44 need to put a piece of wood on oh God all right so here's your first
7:50 tip you get stuck in this get yourself a
7:53 nice piece of standed issued plywood and what you want to
7:57 do is get a nice spot where you can lay this sucker
8:12 down keep back going
8:20 back we're stuck
8:25 as this is probably one of the worst ways I've ever seen somebody trans p a
8:29 piece of wood oh
8:41 God you know how hard to grab
8:46 this oh
8:52 D clearance in this vehicle is very low because it's a race car it's got to stay
8:56 low to the ground so it's really hard to navigate get your way over this damn wet
9:00 loose sand I didn't expect it to be so deep you know what I'm saying I thought
9:04 it was going to be a little bit more Compact and all that we got ourselves
9:07 into a bit of a pickle but we're going to keep on pushing we're going to keep
9:10 trying to get this damn thing out of here otherwise we got to call the damn tow truck and I really don't want to do
9:14 that we got to keep track of time too cuz I don't want to spend all goddamn
9:17 day out here in the damn sand
9:25 so if you want to be able to drive a race car you want to be a demolition
9:29 derby dirt head you got to get yourself stuck and you got to get
9:34 yourself unstuck it's all the nature of the game okay this
9:41 is the same
9:45 thing oh stink this piece looks good this a bad
9:53 is it a sign of a dick very weird
9:58 place all right Dennis I got to be honest with you man we got to call for
10:02 some
10:08 reinforcements how long have you guys been in
10:19 here Dennis don't turn the wheels completely sideways straighten them
10:25 out you're fired shut
10:28 up
10:44 so the moral of the story is don't ever go off-roading with Dennis even if you
10:48 are trying to teach him some [ __ ] he'll just get you stuck he's got too much
10:51 excess body weight it's not going to
10:58 work
11:12 wo all right folks thanks for watching
11:15 Channel Super Fun I know we didn't get that uh driving lesson in there but we
11:19 did get stuck and we did get out of it we did some extreme four-wheel drive up
11:23 that hill so like subscribe all that kind of [ __ ]
11:26 peace