hey folks what's going on it's your friend Nikki we out here in the Honda
Civic and now I got to tell you something my friend Dennis Lea over here
he was trying to tell me the other day that he's got an international driver's
license and not only for an automatic vehicle but for a standard car too he he
says he can be a race car driver so I think we're going to take it out today
we're going to put him behind the wheel and we're going to see what he can do I don't think he's going to be able to do
it but you know hell let's see what
happens like without looking at my hands and
feet what the hell do you think you got to do to drive this damn thing like just
walk me through the steps in what Dennis Le would do when he gets in behind the
wheel of a standing C oh the clutch
break what gas tell me now tell me though what the hell does the clutch do
so the
clutches the clutch is you press not
press ston it's called right trigger and
uh the break is called Left trigger okay
it's a very standard naming scheme for most video games and most cars you step
on the damn thing and you you press go that's how you do it that's how it's
been done that's how it's going to be done you know what I'm saying I turn on
the car
maybe gu right oh that thing to
D now Dennis I got to be honest with you you were doing pretty well until you
came up to the D partt all right you're not going to put a standard car into d
one one one D you got five to six D's
and one R you and one n God damn man you
stop from one they'll just give a license to anybody these days won't they
I went to the driving school for a month
in Taiwan everybody need to go to driving school that's where I want to get into down there oh we can definitely
get in there too do you think we'll get the cops called on
us oh I don't want to get arrested I
think we should get arrested
today stop hopefully we don't get this thing stuck I don't think you can get in
oh I think we can my brother I think we
can get right on in here oh oh
no are you sure this how are you going to no you're
going to fall oh well I was trying to think of a nice
safe place for you to drive and I think this might be the only option we've got
I think we should almost teach you how to drive standard right here I think
this is a good spot you don't even got to turn you just got to go straight huh
what do you say this it's too
steep it's
good okay I think yeah maybe I want to see what you can do in this damn thing
okay first thing you have to put your seat Bel on oh no no no adjust your
chair
first what are you doing clutch hand guas they look the same what do you mean
they look the same they have different shape in
Taiwan it's all all these eyes back to haunt you now aren't
they
oh wait wait wait what are you trying to do down there I'm trying to St the
car that's this is clutch this is clutch
this is gas this is
break yeah you're pretty good at this
huh I just
got you were so confident so cocky about
being shut shut shut and you don't even know which one is the clutch which one
is the break that's that's break that's crunch this G this car is broken this
car is not broken this is a beautiful pink Honda
Civic
ah what are you doing there where's that
going okay
okay f
oh my
God I'm not even sure if I'm
bu that's it that's I
oh yeah it's kind of we but I don't know
why it's so
slow don't scare me no stop again come
on big play you said you could you said you could start on a hill yes I
can oh there there you
go all right all
right see I know how to
use oh [ __ ] all right Dennis your next
step is to reverse this damn thing all the way over
here ohly oh God this car is
so look he's getting better looks like
that nck be driving school is paying off can you stop them hell is he doing
come on Dennis that's not where you're supposed to look when you're driving backwards in a vehicle oh my God oh my
God this is going very
fast all right all right that's not too bad who all right that was pretty bad we
just about stalled it on my foot okay see I can move the car but you
know what I got to say you did a pretty decent job how about we take you in the
Nikki be driving school we learned some rally moves all right let go down there
yeah let's go down there and let's test how about okay let's
go we're going to see what this track is all about see if we can try and not get
stuck unspecified location we might flip
a car today that's all I'm saying I'm not doing that with you so bumpy the
key with sand is you never want to stop going cuz you might get high sanded and
stuck like we're about to right
now oh my God
no
oh we are not prepared to get stuck
today
oh damn it I think we got stuck all right let's go check the damage
here oh did you smell
that this is so stuck up yeah we might
need to put a piece of wood on oh God all right so here's your first
tip you get stuck in this get yourself a
nice piece of standed issued plywood and what you want to
do is get a nice spot where you can lay this sucker
down keep back going
back we're stuck
as this is probably one of the worst ways I've ever seen somebody trans p a
piece of wood oh
God you know how hard to grab
this oh
D clearance in this vehicle is very low because it's a race car it's got to stay
low to the ground so it's really hard to navigate get your way over this damn wet
loose sand I didn't expect it to be so deep you know what I'm saying I thought
it was going to be a little bit more Compact and all that we got ourselves
into a bit of a pickle but we're going to keep on pushing we're going to keep
trying to get this damn thing out of here otherwise we got to call the damn tow truck and I really don't want to do
that we got to keep track of time too cuz I don't want to spend all goddamn
day out here in the damn sand
so if you want to be able to drive a race car you want to be a demolition
derby dirt head you got to get yourself stuck and you got to get
yourself unstuck it's all the nature of the game okay this
is the same
thing oh stink this piece looks good this a bad
is it a sign of a dick very weird
place all right Dennis I got to be honest with you man we got to call for
some
reinforcements how long have you guys been in
here Dennis don't turn the wheels completely sideways straighten them
out you're fired shut
up
so the moral of the story is don't ever go off-roading with Dennis even if you
are trying to teach him some [ __ ] he'll just get you stuck he's got too much
excess body weight it's not going to
work
wo all right folks thanks for watching
Channel Super Fun I know we didn't get that uh driving lesson in there but we
did get stuck and we did get out of it we did some extreme four-wheel drive up
that hill so like subscribe all that kind of [ __ ]
peace