{"video_id":"3797PZSKzaw","title":"Driving with Dennis","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2017-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":688,"segments":[{"start_s":0.399,"end_s":6.08,"text":"hey folks what's going on it's your friend Nikki we out here in the Honda","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":4.56,"end_s":9.92,"text":"Civic and now I got to tell you something my friend Dennis Lea over here","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.4,"end_s":14.04,"text":"he was trying to tell me the other day that he's got an international driver's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.679,"end_s":19.48,"text":"license and not only for an automatic vehicle but for a standard car too he he","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.6,"end_s":22.6,"text":"says he can be a race car driver so I think we're going to take it out today","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":21.24,"end_s":28.96,"text":"we're going to put him behind the wheel and we're 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we","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":679.36,"end_s":685.12,"text":"did get stuck and we did get out of it we did some extreme four-wheel drive up","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":683.16,"end_s":689.399,"text":"that hill so like subscribe all that kind of [ __ ]","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":686.399,"end_s":689.399,"text":"peace","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"hey folks what's going on it's your friend Nikki we out here in the Honda Civic and now I got to tell you something my friend Dennis Lea over here he was trying to tell me the other day that he's got an international driver's license and not only for an automatic vehicle but for a standard car too he he says he can be a race car driver so I think we're going to take it out today we're going to put him behind the wheel and we're going to see what he can do I don't think he's going to be able to do it but you know hell let's see what happens like without looking at my hands and feet what the hell do you think you got to do to drive this damn thing like just walk me through the steps in what Dennis Le would do when he gets in behind the wheel of a standing C oh the clutch break what gas tell me now tell me though what the hell does the clutch do so the clutches the clutch is you press not press ston it's called right trigger and uh the break is called Left trigger okay it's a very standard naming scheme for most video games and most cars you step on the damn thing and you you press go that's how you do it that's how it's been done that's how it's going to be done you know what I'm saying I turn on the car maybe gu right oh that thing to D now Dennis I got to be honest with you you were doing pretty well until you came up to the D partt all right you're not going to put a standard car into d one one one D you got five to six D's and one R you and one n God damn man you stop from one they'll just give a license to anybody these days won't they I went to the driving school for a month in Taiwan everybody need to go to driving school that's where I want to get into down there oh we can definitely get in there too do you think we'll get the cops called on us oh I don't want to get arrested I think we should get arrested today stop hopefully we don't get this thing stuck I don't think you can get in oh I think we can my brother I think we can get right on in here oh oh no are you sure this how are you going to no you're going to fall oh well I was trying to think of a nice safe place for you to drive and I think this might be the only option we've got I think we should almost teach you how to drive standard right here I think this is a good spot you don't even got to turn you just got to go straight huh what do you say this it's too steep it's good okay I think yeah maybe I want to see what you can do in this damn thing okay first thing you have to put your seat Bel on oh no no no adjust your chair first what are you doing clutch hand guas they look the same what do you mean they look the same they have different shape in Taiwan it's all all these eyes back to haunt you now aren't they oh wait wait wait what are you trying to do down there I'm trying to St the car that's this is clutch this is clutch this is gas this is break yeah you're pretty good at this huh I just got you were so confident so cocky about being shut shut shut and you don't even know which one is the clutch which one is the break that's that's break that's crunch this G this car is broken this car is not broken this is a beautiful pink Honda Civic ah what are you doing there where's that going okay okay f oh my God I'm not even sure if I'm bu that's it that's I oh yeah it's kind of we but I don't know why it's so slow don't scare me no stop again come on big play you said you could you said you could start on a hill yes I can oh there there you go all right all right see I know how to use oh [ __ ] all right Dennis your next step is to reverse this damn thing all the way over here ohly oh God this car is so look he's getting better looks like that nck be driving school is paying off can you stop them hell is he doing come on Dennis that's not where you're supposed to look when you're driving backwards in a vehicle oh my God oh my God this is going very fast all right all right that's not too bad who all right that was pretty bad we just about stalled it on my foot okay see I can move the car but you know what I got to say you did a pretty decent job how about we take you in the Nikki be driving school we learned some rally moves all right let go down there yeah let's go down there and let's test how about okay let's go we're going to see what this track is all about see if we can try and not get stuck unspecified location we might flip a car today that's all I'm saying I'm not doing that with you so bumpy the key with sand is you never want to stop going cuz you might get high sanded and stuck like we're about to right now oh my God no oh we are not prepared to get stuck today oh damn it I think we got stuck all right let's go check the damage here oh did you smell that this is so stuck up yeah we might need to put a piece of wood on oh God all right so here's your first tip you get stuck in this get yourself a nice piece of standed issued plywood and what you want to do is get a nice spot where you can lay this sucker down keep back going back we're stuck as this is probably one of the worst ways I've ever seen somebody trans p a piece of wood oh God you know how hard to grab this oh D clearance in this vehicle is very low because it's a race car it's got to stay low to the ground so it's really hard to navigate get your way over this damn wet loose sand I didn't expect it to be so deep you know what I'm saying I thought it was going to be a little bit more Compact and all that we got ourselves into a bit of a pickle but we're going to keep on pushing we're going to keep trying to get this damn thing out of here otherwise we got to call the damn tow truck and I really don't want to do that we got to keep track of time too cuz I don't want to spend all goddamn day out here in the damn sand so if you want to be able to drive a race car you want to be a demolition derby dirt head you got to get yourself stuck and you got to get yourself unstuck it's all the nature of the game okay this is the same thing oh stink this piece looks good this a bad is it a sign of a dick very weird place all right Dennis I got to be honest with you man we got to call for some reinforcements how long have you guys been in here Dennis don't turn the wheels completely sideways straighten them out you're fired shut up so the moral of the story is don't ever go off-roading with Dennis even if you are trying to teach him some [ __ ] he'll just get you stuck he's got too much excess body weight it's not going to work wo all right folks thanks for watching Channel Super Fun I know we didn't get that uh driving lesson in there but we did get stuck and we did get out of it we did some extreme four-wheel drive up that hill so like subscribe all that kind of [ __ ] peace"}