Sumo Bumper Boppers - Does Size Matter?

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 1,235 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 Oh man, is making a valiant effort. Luke is
0:03 barely moving.
0:09 So, you know, how's it going?
0:16 Okay. Today's toy is a followup to the soccer
0:21 boppers. These are sumo bumper bop. I don't think this is going to Are you
0:26 dope? No, I'm just like I'm just like your homie standing with a gun. Your
0:29 discipline is loaded. Yeah, it's loaded. Finger isn't on the train.
0:35 Do you think this is going to fit on him? So instead of putting these around
0:38 your fists, you put them around your entire body and apparently plow into
0:42 each other. More fun than a pillow fight. Heavy duty vinyl for durability.
0:46 100% air inflated. Heavy duty double double double cavity. So, the first
0:51 challenge before we do whatever it is we're going to do with this
0:54 is who Nick Van Barkle,
0:58 can you stop? Or
1:02 dude, you hit me in. Never mind. Can blow up a sumo bopper first.
1:07 Oh, yes. Are you guys ready to watch one of us pass out?
1:10 Absolutely. All right, here we go. Starting now. Wait, really? It's going to take really
1:16 long.
1:23 least climactic thing. I can't I can't get it.
1:26 You have to. And time left.
1:35 Hey Nick, it's like you've got a backpipe. I have no one.
1:43 So, what do you think, guys? Should we just go home for the night and then we'll be back tomorrow.
1:47 All blown up.
1:51 I actually didn't realize how long this would take.
2:00 Yeah, that's pretty comparable. I mean, Burkels is bigger.
2:03 Wow. See, they don't call me G Brooks for no
2:08 reason.
2:15 Yeah, that's it. All right. Woo.
2:20 Congratulations. Off to a really bad start and then I
2:23 started doing okay. You did? Yeah. You know what? My jaw is not actually
2:27 sore. My hands are sore.
2:31 Well, you've had a lot of practice. I do the same job. I was
2:34 going to say maybe Lionus uses his mouth a little more. It's not about finishing first. It's not
2:40 the journey, it's the destination. Stand still.
2:51 That's a fail, Lionus. Yeah, I'll take I'll take I want the one
2:54 full of my air. Let's start with two people who are
2:57 somewhat likely to fit in them and go from there. Okay. Okay.
3:02 Not any of us. Nick, do you want to set out the battle
3:05 arena? Actually, my legs are not that skinny.
3:09 Oh wow. I have a screwdriver, too. Oh my god.
3:13 It's not going any higher. Do you want to grab one side and grab the other side?
3:16 No, no, no, no.
3:20 I have kind of broad childbearing hips here. Oh, there we go.
3:24 Lionus actually fits better than I do. No, no. This is fine.
3:28 But is it supposed to go up that high? Childbearing hips.
3:32 But you can squish it down, please. I guess you are the only one with children, but I don't think you made it.
3:35 I'm just like I need to be down to line level.
3:40 Yeah, there's there's a significant height disparity here. So if we
3:46 I mean I guess that could kind of work. Is that the length? That's the length. I thought we had a
3:50 small battle. That's the ring.
3:53 Yeah. I really thought we had more of a ring there. We can like we can
3:56 extrapolate a bit. Yeah, we can extrapolate the ring.
3:59 Ble, do you want to do a quick summary of the rules for the camera? If you get hit and you fall down, you're
4:05 out. The ref. If your heart stops working and
4:09 you die, you're out. If you if you go is a knee out,
4:13 you're freaking out. A knee is out. One foot or two feet out
4:17 of the ring and you're out cuz this is a small ring. Two. Okay.
4:20 I'm a part of the ring. Ready?
4:24 Fight. Oh, he's no
4:29 right. No, I can actually Hang on.
4:34 Check your ball.
4:38 I saw he kept his foot in. I saw a foot. Yeah, he saw now. Not much of it.
4:42 Oh man. Strategy.
4:52 No,
4:57 that's tiring. Okay, so now what?
5:00 Okay. How do you feel? You want to pull over? That was more fun than a pillow fight.
5:05 That was more fun than a lot of the things like the important I usually do.
5:09 Excellent.
5:12 The goal is to have fun, not to win. Brandon, kids,
5:15 it's not going to work. Here. Hold on. Hold on.
5:19 Hold on. Here. Here. Here. How many Lions media group employees does it take to use the handles? There
5:23 you go.
5:27 Oh, man. All right. No match for this.
5:32 One, two, three.
5:36 How did we lift you?
5:39 Wa. This is not coming off. Oh god. How
5:43 is this going to come off? Look at the expansion. They like
5:48 I am Instagramming the crap out of this. This is magnificent.
6:05 Right. Three, two, one, go. Nick, lights out.
6:12 Oh my god. You have your knee on the ground.
6:15 I'm out. Okay, but that was it.
6:19 I want to do a reenacted. I want to do a joke with the need.
6:24 That was so quick. Let's just have a duo. Why don't Why don't Why don't we
6:28 kill the Why don't we kill the knee? Why don't we kill the knee rule?
6:31 Let's say taking the knee is okay, but if your if your bumper touches the
6:36 ground. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Sorry, Nick.
6:39 Science wins. Science. You didn't. Okay.
6:44 Three, two, one, go.
6:51 Oh, Nick Van Berkel. That's traction. Get him. Get him. Get him. First up,
6:56 this could be it. He's still out of time in the ring.
7:01 We're still at first though. That's pretty funny.
7:07 No shoes hurt you. Okay, you know what? All right. Do
7:10 you feel defeated? Who's that?
7:14 Wow. That's like really understand the other side of constipation.
7:19 They're just cool. What's Well, everyone wants to see Lions versus
7:22 Luke, so let's just do Do they do
7:27 right
7:35 in so easily? Well, it was loosened by the NYX.
7:41 We better hurry up. I got six minutes on this battery. I mean, three, two, one, go.
7:51 kind of still in.
7:55 Come on. Oh man, why is it making valiant effort? You can
7:59 barely move it.
8:05 So, you know, how's it going?
8:12 Okay. All right.
8:16 Okay. Well, I guess we need to see Nick light and Luke then.
8:20 Yeah, that's it. Okay, never get that off.
8:25 They're like
8:30 these things are not made for adults. All right, zero.
8:33 Really any adult? I mean, children, three, two, one, go.
8:40 Psych.
8:45 Oh, come on.
8:57 Okay, now I don't know how to get this off. The real challenge is how to get you off.
9:00 All right, we got to film. Yes, it is. All right, thanks for watching, guys.
9:04 Sumo bumper bumper. Sumo bumper bumpers.
9:08 Definitely more fun than a pillow fight. Actually, a lot of fun. Thanks for
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