Oh man, is making a valiant effort. Luke is
barely moving.
So, you know, how's it going?
Okay. Today's toy is a followup to the soccer
boppers. These are sumo bumper bop. I don't think this is going to Are you
dope? No, I'm just like I'm just like your homie standing with a gun. Your
discipline is loaded. Yeah, it's loaded. Finger isn't on the train.
Do you think this is going to fit on him? So instead of putting these around
your fists, you put them around your entire body and apparently plow into
each other. More fun than a pillow fight. Heavy duty vinyl for durability.
100% air inflated. Heavy duty double double double cavity. So, the first
challenge before we do whatever it is we're going to do with this
is who Nick Van Barkle,
can you stop? Or
dude, you hit me in. Never mind. Can blow up a sumo bopper first.
Oh, yes. Are you guys ready to watch one of us pass out?
Absolutely. All right, here we go. Starting now. Wait, really? It's going to take really
long.
least climactic thing. I can't I can't get it.
You have to. And time left.
Hey Nick, it's like you've got a backpipe. I have no one.
So, what do you think, guys? Should we just go home for the night and then we'll be back tomorrow.
All blown up.
I actually didn't realize how long this would take.
Yeah, that's pretty comparable. I mean, Burkels is bigger.
Wow. See, they don't call me G Brooks for no
reason.
Yeah, that's it. All right. Woo.
Congratulations. Off to a really bad start and then I
started doing okay. You did? Yeah. You know what? My jaw is not actually
sore. My hands are sore.
Well, you've had a lot of practice. I do the same job. I was
going to say maybe Lionus uses his mouth a little more. It's not about finishing first. It's not
the journey, it's the destination. Stand still.
That's a fail, Lionus. Yeah, I'll take I'll take I want the one
full of my air. Let's start with two people who are
somewhat likely to fit in them and go from there. Okay. Okay.
Not any of us. Nick, do you want to set out the battle
arena? Actually, my legs are not that skinny.
Oh wow. I have a screwdriver, too. Oh my god.
It's not going any higher. Do you want to grab one side and grab the other side?
No, no, no, no.
I have kind of broad childbearing hips here. Oh, there we go.
Lionus actually fits better than I do. No, no. This is fine.
But is it supposed to go up that high? Childbearing hips.
But you can squish it down, please. I guess you are the only one with children, but I don't think you made it.
I'm just like I need to be down to line level.
Yeah, there's there's a significant height disparity here. So if we
I mean I guess that could kind of work. Is that the length? That's the length. I thought we had a
small battle. That's the ring.
Yeah. I really thought we had more of a ring there. We can like we can
extrapolate a bit. Yeah, we can extrapolate the ring.
Ble, do you want to do a quick summary of the rules for the camera? If you get hit and you fall down, you're
out. The ref. If your heart stops working and
you die, you're out. If you if you go is a knee out,
you're freaking out. A knee is out. One foot or two feet out
of the ring and you're out cuz this is a small ring. Two. Okay.
I'm a part of the ring. Ready?
Fight. Oh, he's no
right. No, I can actually Hang on.
Check your ball.
I saw he kept his foot in. I saw a foot. Yeah, he saw now. Not much of it.
Oh man. Strategy.
No,
that's tiring. Okay, so now what?
Okay. How do you feel? You want to pull over? That was more fun than a pillow fight.
That was more fun than a lot of the things like the important I usually do.
Excellent.
The goal is to have fun, not to win. Brandon, kids,
it's not going to work. Here. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on. Here. Here. Here. How many Lions media group employees does it take to use the handles? There
you go.
Oh, man. All right. No match for this.
One, two, three.
How did we lift you?
Wa. This is not coming off. Oh god. How
is this going to come off? Look at the expansion. They like
I am Instagramming the crap out of this. This is magnificent.
Right. Three, two, one, go. Nick, lights out.
Oh my god. You have your knee on the ground.
I'm out. Okay, but that was it.
I want to do a reenacted. I want to do a joke with the need.
That was so quick. Let's just have a duo. Why don't Why don't Why don't we
kill the Why don't we kill the knee? Why don't we kill the knee rule?
Let's say taking the knee is okay, but if your if your bumper touches the
ground. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Sorry, Nick.
Science wins. Science. You didn't. Okay.
Three, two, one, go.
Oh, Nick Van Berkel. That's traction. Get him. Get him. Get him. First up,
this could be it. He's still out of time in the ring.
We're still at first though. That's pretty funny.
No shoes hurt you. Okay, you know what? All right. Do
you feel defeated? Who's that?
Wow. That's like really understand the other side of constipation.
They're just cool. What's Well, everyone wants to see Lions versus
Luke, so let's just do Do they do
right
in so easily? Well, it was loosened by the NYX.
We better hurry up. I got six minutes on this battery. I mean, three, two, one, go.
kind of still in.
Come on. Oh man, why is it making valiant effort? You can
barely move it.
So, you know, how's it going?
Okay. All right.
Okay. Well, I guess we need to see Nick light and Luke then.
Yeah, that's it. Okay, never get that off.
They're like
these things are not made for adults. All right, zero.
Really any adult? I mean, children, three, two, one, go.
Psych.
Oh, come on.
Okay, now I don't know how to get this off. The real challenge is how to get you off.
All right, we got to film. Yes, it is. All right, thanks for watching, guys.
Sumo bumper bumper. Sumo bumper bumpers.
Definitely more fun than a pillow fight. Actually, a lot of fun. Thanks for
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