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Oh man, is making a valiant effort. Luke is

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barely moving.

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So, you know, how's it going?

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Okay. Today's toy is a followup to the soccer

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boppers. These are sumo bumper bop. I don't think this is going to Are you

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dope? No, I'm just like I'm just like your homie standing with a gun. Your

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discipline is loaded. Yeah, it's loaded. Finger isn't on the train.

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Do you think this is going to fit on him? So instead of putting these around

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your fists, you put them around your entire body and apparently plow into

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each other. More fun than a pillow fight. Heavy duty vinyl for durability.

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100% air inflated. Heavy duty double double double cavity. So, the first

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challenge before we do whatever it is we're going to do with this

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is who Nick Van Barkle,

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can you stop? Or

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dude, you hit me in. Never mind. Can blow up a sumo bopper first.

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Oh, yes. Are you guys ready to watch one of us pass out?

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Absolutely. All right, here we go. Starting now. Wait, really? It's going to take really

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long.

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least climactic thing. I can't I can't get it.

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You have to. And time left.

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Hey Nick, it's like you've got a backpipe. I have no one.

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So, what do you think, guys? Should we just go home for the night and then we'll be back tomorrow.

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All blown up.

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I actually didn't realize how long this would take.

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Yeah, that's pretty comparable. I mean, Burkels is bigger.

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Wow. See, they don't call me G Brooks for no

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reason.

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Yeah, that's it. All right. Woo.

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Congratulations. Off to a really bad start and then I

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started doing okay. You did? Yeah. You know what? My jaw is not actually

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sore. My hands are sore.

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Well, you've had a lot of practice. I do the same job. I was

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going to say maybe Lionus uses his mouth a little more. It's not about finishing first. It's not

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the journey, it's the destination. Stand still.

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That's a fail, Lionus. Yeah, I'll take I'll take I want the one

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full of my air. Let's start with two people who are

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somewhat likely to fit in them and go from there. Okay. Okay.

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Not any of us. Nick, do you want to set out the battle

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arena? Actually, my legs are not that skinny.

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Oh wow. I have a screwdriver, too. Oh my god.

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It's not going any higher. Do you want to grab one side and grab the other side?

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No, no, no, no.

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I have kind of broad childbearing hips here. Oh, there we go.

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Lionus actually fits better than I do. No, no. This is fine.

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But is it supposed to go up that high? Childbearing hips.

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But you can squish it down, please. I guess you are the only one with children, but I don't think you made it.

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I'm just like I need to be down to line level.

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Yeah, there's there's a significant height disparity here. So if we

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I mean I guess that could kind of work. Is that the length? That's the length. I thought we had a

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small battle. That's the ring.

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Yeah. I really thought we had more of a ring there. We can like we can

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extrapolate a bit. Yeah, we can extrapolate the ring.

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Ble, do you want to do a quick summary of the rules for the camera? If you get hit and you fall down, you're

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out. The ref. If your heart stops working and

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you die, you're out. If you if you go is a knee out,

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you're freaking out. A knee is out. One foot or two feet out

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of the ring and you're out cuz this is a small ring. Two. Okay.

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I'm a part of the ring. Ready?

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Fight. Oh, he's no

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right. No, I can actually Hang on.

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Check your ball.

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I saw he kept his foot in. I saw a foot. Yeah, he saw now. Not much of it.

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Oh man. Strategy.

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No,

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that's tiring. Okay, so now what?

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Okay. How do you feel? You want to pull over? That was more fun than a pillow fight.

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That was more fun than a lot of the things like the important I usually do.

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Excellent.

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The goal is to have fun, not to win. Brandon, kids,

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it's not going to work. Here. Hold on. Hold on.

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Hold on. Here. Here. Here. How many Lions media group employees does it take to use the handles? There

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you go.

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Oh, man. All right. No match for this.

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One, two, three.

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How did we lift you?

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Wa. This is not coming off. Oh god. How

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is this going to come off? Look at the expansion. They like

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I am Instagramming the crap out of this. This is magnificent.

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Right. Three, two, one, go. Nick, lights out.

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Oh my god. You have your knee on the ground.

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I'm out. Okay, but that was it.

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I want to do a reenacted. I want to do a joke with the need.

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That was so quick. Let's just have a duo. Why don't Why don't Why don't we

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kill the Why don't we kill the knee? Why don't we kill the knee rule?

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Let's say taking the knee is okay, but if your if your bumper touches the

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ground. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Sorry, Nick.

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Science wins. Science. You didn't. Okay.

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Three, two, one, go.

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Oh, Nick Van Berkel. That's traction. Get him. Get him. Get him. First up,

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this could be it. He's still out of time in the ring.

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We're still at first though. That's pretty funny.

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No shoes hurt you. Okay, you know what? All right. Do

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you feel defeated? Who's that?

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Wow. That's like really understand the other side of constipation.

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They're just cool. What's Well, everyone wants to see Lions versus

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Luke, so let's just do Do they do

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right

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in so easily? Well, it was loosened by the NYX.

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We better hurry up. I got six minutes on this battery. I mean, three, two, one, go.

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kind of still in.

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Come on. Oh man, why is it making valiant effort? You can

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barely move it.

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So, you know, how's it going?

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Okay. All right.

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Okay. Well, I guess we need to see Nick light and Luke then.

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Yeah, that's it. Okay, never get that off.

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They're like

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these things are not made for adults. All right, zero.

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Really any adult? I mean, children, three, two, one, go.

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Psych.

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Oh, come on.

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Okay, now I don't know how to get this off. The real challenge is how to get you off.

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All right, we got to film. Yes, it is. All right, thanks for watching, guys.

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Sumo bumper bumper. Sumo bumper bumpers.

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Definitely more fun than a pillow fight. Actually, a lot of fun. Thanks for

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