Drunk Dodgeball - Nerdsports Episode 3
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2017-05-06
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1,973 words · ~9 min read
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welcome to nerd sports today the keyboard Warriors and I are going to be
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taking on the Vancouver dodgeball League All Stars yeah we're a little bit under
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the weather coming into the game but let's face it it's dodgeball it's kids
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game couldn't be that hard
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101 104 lacrosse and volleyball
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that um that different from dodgeball I
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wouldn't consider dodgeball to be a sport to be honest so I'd say I'm
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probably fine at it we'll see I thought I was moderately okay at some of these
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Sports and we all know how that's went I have some experience when I was
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in elementary school so maybe I can contribute something but every time I
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say that I didn't contribute anything you do not want to throw at me I've been
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playing dodgeball for about 10 years I started playing dodgeball in 2007 I am
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6t tall and all around player a thrower try to do some catching and creative
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plays that's my specialty uh I haven't seen them yet
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but majority of the games I play are are
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wins every time every time that I play
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this horrible sport I get hit in the face every time it happened with
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glow you know I can just WR tering we don't have any other
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ter someone is going to get hit in the face today it's not going to be me it is
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my intention to get struck out as early as possible so I don't have to play this
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horrible game this thing is making it hard to talk and I don't want to play
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everyone's sick so I brought
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this
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that if I if I do this you think maybe
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they won't be able to see me probably I want to get out in a way that doesn't
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involve P it's like throw the ball at yourself does that work can I do that if
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I throw it upwards and it hits me am I out like if I go back here it's oh
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you're out you can get hit yeah but that hurts if you get hit in the face I'm
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going to be so happy you can dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball oh yeah I saw
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that I'm going to watch that movie after this um I haven't really seen them throw
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yet but they look very intimidating just from the colors yellow and red great
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combination but our whole team's actually pretty solid so I think it's
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going to be an easy game 104 I think the other team's pretty well dressed
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especially the guy with the helmet he knows what's
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happening what the
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hell I hate my whole team honestly I think that I'd be better off without
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them okay tan catch this catch hello
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dodgeball fans and welcome inside the Langley event and Center as a keyboard
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Warrior sporting tour continues as they will try their hand at dodgeball today
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against the Vancouver dodgeball League Allstars I am Brandon AEL alongside
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Tyler dwy and Tyler this group of Misfits have tried their hands at
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volleyball lacrosse and now dodge ball how are they going to do well I got to
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say Brandon the first time around with volleyball you and I sat and watched we
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all kind of knew what to exactly what to expect and it's exactly what we got
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lacrosse was probably the most difficult of all and that really showed in the
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levels that they performed on the court but now tonight's going to be a real interesting one because while the thread
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of balls to the face was always a a possibility figuratively throughout high
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school tonight is quite literally a possibility and I'm sure we're going to see many of those happen
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tonight okay okay I like Teran Strat if we just hold if we just keep all the
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balls and we just wait wait them out it's like watching the opening of Saving
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Private Ryan every time they start a game here be watching col in this series
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he's played dodgeball in PE once in high school before if you can believe it got
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a nose bleed he's the type of kid that you know conveniently forgot his his gym
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strip every class just to avoid ter
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turn man we got one holy
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crap time out get in here come on come on we got
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to stop them from throwing and catching so well yes here we go yes winter gloves
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awesome guys think you're so think you're so fast and accurate where did
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they get these uniforms kind of like the the keyboard Warriors have managed to
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maintain their uh their look throughout all sports with the red with the yellow
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we can give them credit for that they've maintained that consistency
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whatever Dodge we're going to play dodgeball jeez man I don't know where
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they're throwing hey they're not throwing as quickly that's awesome oh no
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no no they're just these guys are just throwing lofties these are just picking
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cherries another oh my goodness they're
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not as good anymore that's
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awesome are you out is that it am I the only one I think he might be the last
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man standing if you want to call him a man and you can count another one in the
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no he's hanging in there he seems to be ignoring that touch oh he takes one
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right into the bird cage helmet helmet him there you got to
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you know they're going to call time out here Tyler what else what do they got in their bag of tricks here we're going to
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pull out some ankle weights look at the veins popping in Linus's
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forearms as he lifts those 2 and2 Pounders and walks them over the other
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side look at that group of athletes right there that'll strike fear into the
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hearts of man I think one of the things that's been consistent throughout this whole experiment gone wrong with the
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keyboard Warriors is that there's really nothing they can do that evens the table
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with anybody they
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play so money man Nick is back back and he's the last standing again he's wants
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he's like bring it on baby blocks that one blocks another nearly fell and now
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he took himself out I think KN my hand I got to ask you I
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wonder what they feel like in the morning after like when was the last time you think Dennis hung jumped when
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he saw virus on his computer that's it doesn't hurt that
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much but it's hard to catch the
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bow can't somebody know what these are okay we're pulling out the drunk Busters
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drunk goggles this one mine you're going to be a little buzzed and now they're
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going to put goggles on the DodgeBall League Allstar those are drunk goggles
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okay ah the drunk goggles coming out you need goggles for that no I do not but I
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do need a drink right now after watching this episode this is going to be a sight
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to see now if the Warriors can't pull this off then this is just sad we have
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to win we have to win we have why don't screw around catch the ball thr the ball
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I don't know if we can Dodge the ball okay okay take him off him some try to
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win Sprint what are you doing there's to sweaty put them back on they're to
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sweaty it's your team uniform yeah dude guys we're off all right all right
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so these junk goggles are really messing with these Allstars they can't even
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stand and they are they really have the edge now why are you giving me all sort
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of angles the the allars now look like the
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keyboard Warriors left you know it probably will
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yes they have no excuse why they should lose a guy and and lonus just why is he
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diving for that ball like he's Odell Beckham Jr you tell me that that Ball's
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going three feet wide and he gets in his way like I hate this game tried to catch
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that ball while holding a ball and now he's on the bench and Dennis is still in
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the game as he swipes that one aside and the Warriors still don't have a strategy
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it's just there's one Dennis hung with a pump fake there oh another pump fake
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look at him he's just toying with poor m yams right now hit the ground first come
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on guys win the game your balls guys all
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right it's now five on for the keyboard Warriors the drunk goggles playing a
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huge Factor here for the DodgeBall League Allstars it's now five on three
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look Tyler they can't even stand up they are just hammered no at this point maybe
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the crowd in the center Line's going to actually work out for these guys they they've got them pinned down they've got
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it down to two girls this is looking really good for these guys all of a sudden the girls are standing though
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they have been sitting ducks for the most part and now down go Stella on her
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KNE she can't even five on two five
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keyboard warriors on two maybe we finally found the tables of leveled here
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look out it's five on one
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game over down she goes they've got one they got the
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victory look at helmet boy jubilant
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helmet boy with the spike the first and last time he may ever get to spike a
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ball in his life so it only took them wearing wrist weights tubes uh mittens
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and drunk goggles was the last one that really Cav them in but that is what did
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it Brandon astel and you know what we've got a victory and I believe this is the
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first Victory we've had throughout this set of sports that these guys have undertaken next up hockey it's next Up's
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hockey I'm really looking forward to this one I feel like maybe they're going to start coming into their shells and
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find an aggressive attitude when they hit the ice that does it for us for
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Tyler diwy I'm Brandon AEL the keyboard Warriors get a big victory here at the
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Langley Event Center in DodgeBall I don't know what should I
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improve I think I done my best of course
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the helmet helped I got hit right in the face just like I said I would and it
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just oh it was perfect I'm so happy I wore the helmet I don't care that I look
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like an idiot even Lon say I'm horrible I save
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coton one time so that was it nerd Sports
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dodgeball we
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won and also thank you to the uh Vancouver Dodge ball league
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Allstars uh you guys are great I mean hey we had to handicap them a little bit
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today but uh a W's a w so uh thank you
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guys for watching and we will see you again next time I'm feeling great coming
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into our next sport which is going to be ice hockey smooth sailing from here boys
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let's go