welcome to nerd sports today the keyboard Warriors and I are going to be
taking on the Vancouver dodgeball League All Stars yeah we're a little bit under
the weather coming into the game but let's face it it's dodgeball it's kids
game couldn't be that hard
101 104 lacrosse and volleyball
that um that different from dodgeball I
wouldn't consider dodgeball to be a sport to be honest so I'd say I'm
probably fine at it we'll see I thought I was moderately okay at some of these
Sports and we all know how that's went I have some experience when I was
in elementary school so maybe I can contribute something but every time I
say that I didn't contribute anything you do not want to throw at me I've been
playing dodgeball for about 10 years I started playing dodgeball in 2007 I am
6t tall and all around player a thrower try to do some catching and creative
plays that's my specialty uh I haven't seen them yet
but majority of the games I play are are
wins every time every time that I play
this horrible sport I get hit in the face every time it happened with
glow you know I can just WR tering we don't have any other
ter someone is going to get hit in the face today it's not going to be me it is
my intention to get struck out as early as possible so I don't have to play this
horrible game this thing is making it hard to talk and I don't want to play
everyone's sick so I brought
this
that if I if I do this you think maybe
they won't be able to see me probably I want to get out in a way that doesn't
involve P it's like throw the ball at yourself does that work can I do that if
I throw it upwards and it hits me am I out like if I go back here it's oh
you're out you can get hit yeah but that hurts if you get hit in the face I'm
going to be so happy you can dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball oh yeah I saw
that I'm going to watch that movie after this um I haven't really seen them throw
yet but they look very intimidating just from the colors yellow and red great
combination but our whole team's actually pretty solid so I think it's
going to be an easy game 104 I think the other team's pretty well dressed
especially the guy with the helmet he knows what's
happening what the
hell I hate my whole team honestly I think that I'd be better off without
them okay tan catch this catch hello
dodgeball fans and welcome inside the Langley event and Center as a keyboard
Warrior sporting tour continues as they will try their hand at dodgeball today
against the Vancouver dodgeball League Allstars I am Brandon AEL alongside
Tyler dwy and Tyler this group of Misfits have tried their hands at
volleyball lacrosse and now dodge ball how are they going to do well I got to
say Brandon the first time around with volleyball you and I sat and watched we
all kind of knew what to exactly what to expect and it's exactly what we got
lacrosse was probably the most difficult of all and that really showed in the
levels that they performed on the court but now tonight's going to be a real interesting one because while the thread
of balls to the face was always a a possibility figuratively throughout high
school tonight is quite literally a possibility and I'm sure we're going to see many of those happen
tonight okay okay I like Teran Strat if we just hold if we just keep all the
balls and we just wait wait them out it's like watching the opening of Saving
Private Ryan every time they start a game here be watching col in this series
he's played dodgeball in PE once in high school before if you can believe it got
a nose bleed he's the type of kid that you know conveniently forgot his his gym
strip every class just to avoid ter
turn man we got one holy
crap time out get in here come on come on we got
to stop them from throwing and catching so well yes here we go yes winter gloves
awesome guys think you're so think you're so fast and accurate where did
they get these uniforms kind of like the the keyboard Warriors have managed to
maintain their uh their look throughout all sports with the red with the yellow
we can give them credit for that they've maintained that consistency
whatever Dodge we're going to play dodgeball jeez man I don't know where
they're throwing hey they're not throwing as quickly that's awesome oh no
no no they're just these guys are just throwing lofties these are just picking
cherries another oh my goodness they're
not as good anymore that's
awesome are you out is that it am I the only one I think he might be the last
man standing if you want to call him a man and you can count another one in the
no he's hanging in there he seems to be ignoring that touch oh he takes one
right into the bird cage helmet helmet him there you got to
you know they're going to call time out here Tyler what else what do they got in their bag of tricks here we're going to
pull out some ankle weights look at the veins popping in Linus's
forearms as he lifts those 2 and2 Pounders and walks them over the other
side look at that group of athletes right there that'll strike fear into the
hearts of man I think one of the things that's been consistent throughout this whole experiment gone wrong with the
keyboard Warriors is that there's really nothing they can do that evens the table
with anybody they
play so money man Nick is back back and he's the last standing again he's wants
he's like bring it on baby blocks that one blocks another nearly fell and now
he took himself out I think KN my hand I got to ask you I
wonder what they feel like in the morning after like when was the last time you think Dennis hung jumped when
he saw virus on his computer that's it doesn't hurt that
much but it's hard to catch the
bow can't somebody know what these are okay we're pulling out the drunk Busters
drunk goggles this one mine you're going to be a little buzzed and now they're
going to put goggles on the DodgeBall League Allstar those are drunk goggles
okay ah the drunk goggles coming out you need goggles for that no I do not but I
do need a drink right now after watching this episode this is going to be a sight
to see now if the Warriors can't pull this off then this is just sad we have
to win we have to win we have why don't screw around catch the ball thr the ball
I don't know if we can Dodge the ball okay okay take him off him some try to
win Sprint what are you doing there's to sweaty put them back on they're to
sweaty it's your team uniform yeah dude guys we're off all right all right
so these junk goggles are really messing with these Allstars they can't even
stand and they are they really have the edge now why are you giving me all sort
of angles the the allars now look like the
keyboard Warriors left you know it probably will
yes they have no excuse why they should lose a guy and and lonus just why is he
diving for that ball like he's Odell Beckham Jr you tell me that that Ball's
going three feet wide and he gets in his way like I hate this game tried to catch
that ball while holding a ball and now he's on the bench and Dennis is still in
the game as he swipes that one aside and the Warriors still don't have a strategy
it's just there's one Dennis hung with a pump fake there oh another pump fake
look at him he's just toying with poor m yams right now hit the ground first come
on guys win the game your balls guys all
right it's now five on for the keyboard Warriors the drunk goggles playing a
huge Factor here for the DodgeBall League Allstars it's now five on three
look Tyler they can't even stand up they are just hammered no at this point maybe
the crowd in the center Line's going to actually work out for these guys they they've got them pinned down they've got
it down to two girls this is looking really good for these guys all of a sudden the girls are standing though
they have been sitting ducks for the most part and now down go Stella on her
KNE she can't even five on two five
keyboard warriors on two maybe we finally found the tables of leveled here
look out it's five on one
game over down she goes they've got one they got the
victory look at helmet boy jubilant
helmet boy with the spike the first and last time he may ever get to spike a
ball in his life so it only took them wearing wrist weights tubes uh mittens
and drunk goggles was the last one that really Cav them in but that is what did
it Brandon astel and you know what we've got a victory and I believe this is the
first Victory we've had throughout this set of sports that these guys have undertaken next up hockey it's next Up's
hockey I'm really looking forward to this one I feel like maybe they're going to start coming into their shells and
find an aggressive attitude when they hit the ice that does it for us for
Tyler diwy I'm Brandon AEL the keyboard Warriors get a big victory here at the
Langley Event Center in DodgeBall I don't know what should I
improve I think I done my best of course
the helmet helped I got hit right in the face just like I said I would and it
just oh it was perfect I'm so happy I wore the helmet I don't care that I look
like an idiot even Lon say I'm horrible I save
coton one time so that was it nerd Sports
dodgeball we
won and also thank you to the uh Vancouver Dodge ball league
Allstars uh you guys are great I mean hey we had to handicap them a little bit
today but uh a W's a w so uh thank you
guys for watching and we will see you again next time I'm feeling great coming
into our next sport which is going to be ice hockey smooth sailing from here boys
let's go