Ultimate Cuddle Challenge

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2016-05-06 · 837 words · ~4 min read
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0:00 all right hello everyone so today on Channel Super Fun I actually have no
0:03 clue what we're doing lus said he had some plan but he hasn't told me all week
0:07 so I've been stressing to figure out what we're doing this week and he is
0:11 standing over here with a mattress this
0:16 my friends is going to be a Channel Super Fun with some real steaks attached
0:22 to it and unfortunately that's not a pun because whoever wins will be taking home
0:28 this mostly brand new queen-sized Casper
0:32 mattress but there is a catch Nothing in
0:36 life is free and this mattress certainly isn't the winner has to be voted by you
0:42 as the best
0:46 cuddler now because I'm fairly certain that it could cause one or more
0:51 workplace sexual harassment suits if I
0:54 force the employees to cuddle with me everyone has 1 minute to do their very
1:01 bestest cuddling with our whatever this
1:05 is and then you guys through the use of
1:08 a straw pole will let us know who won
1:12 the first thing we need to do is round up our contestants all they know is that
1:16 I have one mattress from a sponsorship spot over on our lonus Tech tips Channel
1:21 and that I'd like someone here to have it so uh Teran what you were down for
1:25 the Casper mattress correct yeah I was okay Dennis you you would like the
1:30 Casper mattress yes can you tell me what kind of mattress it is you're using now
1:33 Dennis A Single Bed a single and is it
1:36 like old and crappy it's not very i b it
1:40 from Christmas 20 bucks 20 bucks yeah
1:45 let's go get John was it used
1:48 maybe never buy a used mattress never
1:52 you guys are both looking for an opportunity to win a mattress is that
1:56 correct Yes actually all right come on down this is going to be fun for
2:02 everyone how we will be determining I'm
2:06 not going to cuddle with oh who will win the mattress you will have to
2:09 demonstrate your cuddling aptitude in some way is this legal I'm fairly
2:15 certain it is okay because the cuddling will not be with me it will be with her
2:23 wow no just don't worry the winner will
2:28 be whoever is selected by the audience
2:31 through a straw pole under the video as the most skilled cuddler among you now
2:37 to be clear guys this is a very
2:40 significant prize this is an extremely comfortable mattress that retails for
2:44 about $1,000
2:47 us m is 20
2:51 bucks oh please vote me this is too
2:55 weird I don't know how Dennis
3:01 all of us I don't know where to start 3 2 1 go Dennis Dennis Dennis Dennis Denis
3:13 Denis so
3:18 weird I never have camera and I'm on a
3:22 bat she say she's kind of cold so
3:27 oh I don't want to she is fing me she's
3:32 fing you all right I'm
3:35 done I don't want the pillow anymore is in my body cuddle Netflix and
3:42 chill I guess that was the plan no
3:45 no wa okay that's enough that's enough
3:50 that's your 20 seconds Luke either wants the mattress
3:55 or the pillow I'm not sure which how about both all right Taran you're up are
3:59 you looking up a cuddle on your phone no no I'm I'm I'm I'm I decided I'm
4:06 going to go a little bit of a different direction here okay go as Luke
4:09 approached lonus to ask for his lonus looked into Luke's blue eyes and said I
4:13 don't have money Bay into disappointment there are other ways I can pay you ly
4:19 with a passionate look seconds of fan fiction okay
4:23 you wow no you John you got a wife I was
4:27 going to say 3 2 1 go
4:34 I'm out I can't do this I'm out
4:39 go oh okay
4:43 oh my God don't worry about
4:51 it far on my 20 wow oh my god did you plan that I
4:58 don't know so that's it that's all All That Remains
5:03 is for you guys to determine who wins the mattress who wins the cuddle off by
5:08 checking out the straw pole Link in the video description and casting your votes
5:13 we will release the results in 2 weeks so everyone vessel viewers and YouTube
5:18 viewers has a chance to vote and determine who their favorite cuddler was
5:23 thanks for watching guys if you liked this video hit that like button if it
5:26 was uncomfortable beyond all reason go ahead and hit that dislike button if
5:30 you're into that sort of thing otherwise leave a comment and uh don't forget to
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5:41 one what