{"video_id":"hWi_R7wVMvE","title":"Ultimate Cuddle Challenge","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2016-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":344,"segments":[{"start_s":0.04,"end_s":4.68,"text":"all right hello everyone so today on Channel Super Fun I actually have no","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.04,"end_s":8.32,"text":"clue what we're doing lus said he had some plan but he hasn't told me all week","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":7.04,"end_s":16.359,"text":"so I've been stressing to figure out what we're doing this week and he is","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.679,"end_s":18.6,"text":"standing over here with a mattress this","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.359,"end_s":25.0,"text":"my friends is going to be a Channel Super Fun with some real steaks attached","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":22.24,"end_s":32.8,"text":"to it and unfortunately that's not a pun because whoever wins will be taking 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mattress it is you're using now Dennis A Single Bed a single and is it like old and crappy it's not very i b it from Christmas 20 bucks 20 bucks yeah let's go get John was it used maybe never buy a used mattress never you guys are both looking for an opportunity to win a mattress is that correct Yes actually all right come on down this is going to be fun for everyone how we will be determining I'm not going to cuddle with oh who will win the mattress you will have to demonstrate your cuddling aptitude in some way is this legal I'm fairly certain it is okay because the cuddling will not be with me it will be with her wow no just don't worry the winner will be whoever is selected by the audience through a straw pole under the video as the most skilled cuddler among you now to be clear guys this is a very significant prize this is an extremely comfortable mattress that retails for about $1,000 us m is 20 bucks oh please vote me this is too weird I don't know how Dennis all of us I don't 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