Apple Needs More Money!

Mac Address ·Mac Address ·2022-05-05 · 1,154 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 - Inflation. You've probably heard about it on the news. Prices for just about everything are going up.
0:06 Including at the Apple store, seven percent, 23 percent.
0:09 That's how much more some of the new products announced at today's Apple Video Announcement event will cost you.
0:15 So what are we all getting?
0:21 The most exciting announcement Apple made today was the new Mac Studio.
0:25 (mellow music)
0:31 It's the first professional-oriented desktop to get the Apple silicon treatment,
0:35 and Apple unveiled a new chip design just for it.
0:38 It's dubbed M1 Ultra and fully demonstrates that Apple silicon undergoes mitosis.
0:43 Oh no, the cores divided again. Instead of running dual processors through a motherboard,
0:49 Apple developed their ultra fusion packaging architecture to
0:52 link the two M1 Max processors together, with 2.5 terabytes per second of bandwidth between them.
0:59 This doubles everything, memory capacity, memory bandwidth, CPU cores, neural engine,
1:05 media engines, everything. It's a lot of power in a small package.
1:10 A package that includes an amazing array of ports.
1:13 There's four Thunderbolt ports, 10 gig Ethernet, HDMI,
1:16 and even two USB-A ports. And at the front, the front Apple hath given us an
1:22 SD card slot next to two more Thunderbolt ports,
1:25 which are just regular 10 gig type C ports if you spec the base M1 Max processor instead of the Ultra.
1:32 But I'm underwhelmed by the design.
1:35 It's very much a taller Mac mini. - [Narrator] So it takes up very little space
1:39 and fits perfectly under most displays. - [Speaker] Which is a design we've been living with
1:44 for over a decade now. I really see this as the spiritual successor to the
1:48 2013 Mac Pro everyone was so mad about for so long,
1:52 but that thing looked amazing. This is merely... fine.
1:56 It starts at $2,000 and base storage is a scandalous
2:01 512 gigabytes. And if you want that fancy new M1 Ultra chip
2:06 with a terabyte, it's going to cost double. Which I guess makes sense since it's double, right?
2:14 But wait, like the Mac Mini the Mac Studio is BYODKM.
2:19 Which means if you want Apple's new black and silver keyboard and mouse they will set you back another $300.
2:27 So... inflation.
2:30 While Apple compared this to the Mac Pro in the presentation, they also compared it to the
2:35 Core I9 27 inch iMac,
2:38 which coincidentally is no longer available.
2:41 Oh, so this is replacing that computer.
2:46 So we need a screen. Ugh, inflation again.
2:50 The Apple Studio display is something I've been asking for,
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3:30 Now back to the monitor, we finally got one from Apple. It's the new Apple Studio display.
3:35 And it's nice. Yes. Nice. It looks like the new iMac, but without a chin,
3:40 like the old cinema displays. But Apple did include a couple of notable features.
3:45 It now has center stage on the webcam, which is a first for the Mac.
3:50 There's the six speaker array that we first heard on the iMac with spatial audio,
3:54 some fancy microphones and an A13 chip.
3:58 Why? Can't the computer process all that stuff?
4:01 That means this screen has a more powerful chip than the Apple TV 4K.
4:06 It's as powerful as an iPad. And what do you have to pay for that A13 chip?
4:12 $1,600. This is a big disappointment,
4:16 considering the 5K ultra fine display this effectively replaces is $300 less.
4:22 And the only improvement this panel gets is 100 nits of brightness.
4:26 See, inflation.
4:29 Also, there are three options for holding the screen up.
4:33 A default tilt stand like the IMAX or a VESA mount are included in the base price,
4:38 but a height adjustable stand will set you back another $400
4:42 and it will not rotate. Nano-texture is available for another 300.
4:47 At least it's not a $1,000 for the stand. So deflation, oh no, wait.
4:52 The 5K ultra fine head height adjustment is standard, so inflation still.
4:55 (mellow music)
4:59 I get that professionals in studio environments
5:02 will be able to expense all these increased costs, but Apple's upped prices are hurting the little guy as well,
5:08 as we're seeing with the new iPhone SE, it's now $430.
5:13 What you get for that is the same, very powerful A15 chip
5:16 from the latest iPhones and 5G connectivity, which will help it expand its lifespan.
5:21 Though that 5G connectivity isn't quite as robust as the other 5G iPhones lacking millimeter wave and
5:26 with just two by two MIMO. So, is there anything else worth paying for?
5:31 Well, the color shifted slightly from silver to starlight,
5:35 and black to midnight. Everything else? Exactly the same as the previous model.
5:40 Camera module, same. Screen, same.
5:44 Storage, same. Battery, okay that's a bit better.
5:47 - [Narrator] Bringing this level of performance to our most affordable phone is something only Apple can do.
5:55 - [Speaker] The one inflationary holdout at this event was the iPad Air, which got its price increase 16 months ago.
6:01 Today though it received a long deserved color and spec refresh with the M1 chip, 5G, and center stage front camera.
6:08 That chip bump is quite substantial. Doubling the RAM and putting it on par with the iPad Pro
6:13 in CPU and graphics performance. No Thunderbolt, though, the USBC port now supports
6:18 10 gig speeds. It's too bad that storage stubbornly remains
6:22 at 64 gigabytes priced at 599.
6:26 All right, well, Apple's increases of CPU and GPU power through this transition to their
6:31 Apple silicon architecture is quite exciting. But the price increases happening everywhere with it
6:37 are not exciting. If this event confirmed anything
6:41 is that no matter what level you're at in the Apple ecosystem, prices are going up.
6:48 Thanks for paying more for this Mac Address. If you hate inflation, give this video a like.
6:52 And if you want us to spend all that extra money to show you what these new devices are like
6:56 then you might as well subscribe. One thing I'm curious about in the comments
7:00 is how you feel about the demise of the 27 inch iMac.
7:03 Is the 24 inch screen gonna be enough now?