My god, it's full of CORES...

TechLinked ·TechLinked ·2022-05-05 · 1,229 words · ~6 min read
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0:00 - Tech news makes me feel fuzzy inside. It's not normal.
0:04 I need a doctor. - [Man] Help. - Help me. As part of its status center event today,
0:08 AMD announced plans to launch a new EPYC processor
0:11 with code name Bergamo. Packed with a 128 cores in total.
0:16 Which is just selfish. Some people don't have any cores at all.
0:20 - [Man] Come on. - But these chips won't be powering your gaming rig.
0:24 They're geared more towards data center, cloud computing
0:27 with special power efficiency and scaling features.
0:30 True to the leaks, AMD is also going to be launching a Genoa.
0:34 Genoa, Genoa, Genoa. I'm pretty sure it's Genoa, isn't it?
0:37 - [Man] Genoa. - Genoa, CPU with 96 cores. Which is obviously nothing to sneeze at.
0:44 Man, I've been sneezing all day, but I can't sneeze at that one.
0:47 - [Man] You can't sneeze on demand. - That should be out next year.
0:50 With the beefy 128 core model appearing around late 2022 or early 2023.
0:56 Meanwhile, gamers are stuck scrounging for extra cores in the dirt like an animal.
1:01 Heartless. - [Man] Help them. - Although we just got a couple of new chips from Apple
1:05 for the new lineup of MacBook Pros, a new report indicates
1:09 that Apple will be launching its own 3 nanometer chips sometime in 2023.
1:14 How fitting. This is a big deal. Considering Apple's current leading edge chips
1:18 are built on a five nanometer process. And this year is M1 Max and M1 Pro
1:23 have already shown relatively impressive performance. Despite the fact that the CPU cores
1:27 aren't very much different from the M1 they replaced.
1:30 Using a smaller process means that Apple may pack as many as four dyes
1:35 and a total of 40 cores onto just one chip.
1:40 The size of an M1 chips. Oh yeah, that's gonna be rough.
1:44 The iPhone is also expected to move on to the 3 nanometer process by 2023,
1:48 leaving 2 nanometers for those gamers scrounging in the dirt to try and find something.
1:53 Anything. - [Man] Who are gamers? - The gamers. - [Man] Help them.
1:57 - Think of the gamers. Thanks Apple. Good luck guys. Good luck.
2:00 - [Man] Tim help. - Tim Apple doesn't care about you. He never cared.
2:04 And did you notice your new Pixel 6 isn't charging as quickly as you expected.
2:08 you aren't alone. As testing performed by Android authority has shown
2:12 that the Pixel 6 isn't using the full potential at Google's own 30 watt charger,
2:16 which isn't even included in the box. And sells separately for 25 bucks.
2:20 They make you buy a charger and then make it suck?
2:24 To be clear, even topping out at 22 watts. The phone does indeed get from zero to 50% charge
2:29 in about half an hour, consistent with Google's advertising. But after that power delivery drops precipitously.
2:35 And it takes nearly two hours to go from 0 to 100.
2:40 Google hasn't yet commented. Presumably because the only thing
2:44 they could actually say would be, "Oh (beep) you found that?"
2:49 (man giggles) - [Man] We thought we hid it.
2:52 - The three whole watts. - [Man] You want another phone? - Now it's time for Quick Bits,
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3:29 You have made it to the Quick Bits.
3:32 Congratulations, wanderer. - [Man] I'm so thirsty.
3:35 - We might finally have some kind of answers as to why we didn't get that rumored SwitchPro this year
3:40 and instead settled for a model with an OLED screen and not much else.
3:44 It did have a kickstand. It's a better kickstand.
3:47 - [Man] I love that kickstand. - Nintendo has said that the global chip shortage is slowing its hardware development.
3:52 Like they need any global chip shortage to slow their hardware development.
3:56 Nintendo. But has also confirmed it is working on new hardware.
4:00 So don't worry. The company assures you the Switch 2 will come out
4:03 sometime before the year 2100.
4:07 - [Man] My kids will love that. - Yeah, maybe they'll... Yeah.
4:10 Maybe they'll do the Hanafuda cards again, or maybe love hotels.
4:14 That was the thing that Nintendo did. Did you know that?
4:17 - [Man] We'll get into different businesses? - Yeah. If you're still running Windows 7, 8 or 8.1
4:21 and use Microsoft OneDrive cloud storage service,
4:24 be advised that OneDrive for those operating systems will stop syncing with the cloud in March of next year.
4:30 You can still do this through a web browser, but you can also pull carrots out of the ground
4:35 with your teeth. It's just nicer to cook them in a stew
4:38 or something, you know. - [Man] Boil 'em, mash 'em. - Stop punishing yourselves.
4:41 - [Man] Put them in a stew. - Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.
4:45 - [Man] Nasty taters. - A new study published in Nature Communications
4:48 indicates that renewable energy sources might be more feasible for providing large scale power
4:53 than previously thought. The paper indicates that 85%
4:57 of the United States energy consumption could be handled by wind and solar only.
5:01 Once the other 15% is made up of earth and water power
5:04 legend says Captain Planet will appear. - [Man] And kill us all.
5:08 - Well you forgot heart. - Is that actually-
5:11 - Yeah, it's earth wind, water, fire, heart - [Man] I should have made an Avatar joke.
5:17 Oops. - Walmart has officially begun using driverless trucks
5:20 to deliver packages. The service is currently only available in Bentonville Arkansas,
5:25 where a Walmart is headquartered. And runs between a fulfillment center
5:28 in a Walmart branded grocery store. The move has sadly
5:32 run all of the mom and pop driverless truck businesses out of town.
5:35 - [Man] We've been doing this for 40 years. - That's just how Walmart rolls.
5:39 - [Man] 100 years and now this.
5:42 And from the in case you missed it file.
5:46 McDonald's and IBM have announced a partnership to further McDonald's foray into AI powered order taking
5:51 at drive-throughs. As if order taking at drive-throughs
5:55 wasn't already arduous enough. The golden arches tested it earlier this year
5:59 in a few locations in Chicago. And while it did make things faster,
6:02 human employees did have to intervene a little too often.
6:06 So McDonald's is hoping IBM can help cut down on the error rate
6:09 as screaming into a drive-through speaker is already annoying enough without having to convince an AI,
6:14 not to take your job too. - [Man] I can drive that better than you.
6:18 - Hello, welcome to McDonald's. I see your job is driverless car driver.
6:24 (man laughs) And now it's time for them to take my job as the video host,
6:27 because the video is over. Come back on Wednesday for more tech news
6:31 and seek medical attention for any abnormal feelings of fuzziness in your abdomen.
6:36 - [Man] Out. - It's happening again.