WEBVTT 00:00:00.389 --> 00:00:04.150 - Tech news makes me feel fuzzy inside. It's not normal. 00:00:04.150 --> 00:00:08.060 I need a doctor. - [Man] Help. - Help me. As part of its status center event today, 00:00:08.060 --> 00:00:11.259 AMD announced plans to launch a new EPYC processor 00:00:11.259 --> 00:00:16.188 with code name Bergamo. Packed with a 128 cores in total. 00:00:16.188 --> 00:00:20.897 Which is just selfish. Some people don't have any cores at all. 00:00:20.897 --> 00:00:24.188 - [Man] Come on. - But these chips won't be powering your gaming rig. 00:00:24.188 --> 00:00:27.230 They're geared more towards data center, cloud computing 00:00:27.230 --> 00:00:30.269 with special power efficiency and scaling features. 00:00:30.269 --> 00:00:34.055 True to the leaks, AMD is also going to be launching a Genoa. 00:00:34.055 --> 00:00:37.940 Genoa, Genoa, Genoa. I'm pretty sure it's Genoa, isn't it? 00:00:37.940 --> 00:00:44.110 - [Man] Genoa. - Genoa, CPU with 96 cores. Which is obviously nothing to sneeze at. 00:00:44.110 --> 00:00:47.132 Man, I've been sneezing all day, but I can't sneeze at that one. 00:00:47.132 --> 00:00:50.374 - [Man] You can't sneeze on demand. - That should be out next year. 00:00:50.374 --> 00:00:56.162 With the beefy 128 core model appearing around late 2022 or early 2023. 00:00:56.162 --> 00:01:01.595 Meanwhile, gamers are stuck scrounging for extra cores in the dirt like an animal. 00:01:01.595 --> 00:01:05.936 Heartless. - [Man] Help them. - Although we just got a couple of new chips from Apple 00:01:05.936 --> 00:01:09.276 for the new lineup of MacBook Pros, a new report indicates 00:01:09.276 --> 00:01:14.155 that Apple will be launching its own 3 nanometer chips sometime in 2023. 00:01:14.155 --> 00:01:18.326 How fitting. This is a big deal. Considering Apple's current leading edge chips 00:01:18.326 --> 00:01:23.273 are built on a five nanometer process. And this year is M1 Max and M1 Pro 00:01:23.273 --> 00:01:27.655 have already shown relatively impressive performance. Despite the fact that the CPU cores 00:01:27.655 --> 00:01:30.676 aren't very much different from the M1 they replaced. 00:01:30.676 --> 00:01:35.104 Using a smaller process means that Apple may pack as many as four dyes 00:01:35.104 --> 00:01:38.687 and a total of 40 cores onto just one chip. 00:01:40.446 --> 00:01:44.371 The size of an M1 chips. Oh yeah, that's gonna be rough. 00:01:44.371 --> 00:01:48.344 The iPhone is also expected to move on to the 3 nanometer process by 2023, 00:01:48.344 --> 00:01:53.925 leaving 2 nanometers for those gamers scrounging in the dirt to try and find something. 00:01:53.925 --> 00:01:57.257 Anything. - [Man] Who are gamers? - The gamers. - [Man] Help them. 00:01:57.257 --> 00:02:00.704 - Think of the gamers. Thanks Apple. Good luck guys. Good luck. 00:02:00.704 --> 00:02:04.626 - [Man] Tim help. - Tim Apple doesn't care about you. He never cared. 00:02:04.626 --> 00:02:08.783 And did you notice your new Pixel 6 isn't charging as quickly as you expected. 00:02:08.783 --> 00:02:12.564 you aren't alone. As testing performed by Android authority has shown 00:02:12.564 --> 00:02:16.784 that the Pixel 6 isn't using the full potential at Google's own 30 watt charger, 00:02:16.784 --> 00:02:20.685 which isn't even included in the box. And sells separately for 25 bucks. 00:02:20.685 --> 00:02:24.505 They make you buy a charger and then make it suck? 00:02:24.505 --> 00:02:29.915 To be clear, even topping out at 22 watts. The phone does indeed get from zero to 50% charge 00:02:29.915 --> 00:02:35.754 in about half an hour, consistent with Google's advertising. But after that power delivery drops precipitously. 00:02:35.754 --> 00:02:39.921 And it takes nearly two hours to go from 0 to 100. 00:02:40.765 --> 00:02:44.570 Google hasn't yet commented. Presumably because the only thing 00:02:44.570 --> 00:02:49.048 they could actually say would be, "Oh (beep) you found that?" 00:02:49.048 --> 00:02:52.333 (man giggles) - [Man] We thought we hid it. 00:02:52.333 --> 00:02:56.298 - The three whole watts. - [Man] You want another phone? - Now it's time for Quick Bits, 00:02:56.298 --> 00:03:00.345 brought to you by Vessi Footwear. Known for being lightweight, comfortable, 00:03:00.345 --> 00:03:04.878 and most importantly waterproof. They just released their Everyday Move shoes 00:03:04.878 --> 00:03:08.872 featuring enhanced breathability and added support. Perfect for the adventurous 00:03:08.872 --> 00:03:12.414 or those looking for something sportier. 00:03:12.414 --> 00:03:16.393 (man laughs) - With a heel pull tab, vegan suede lace cages, 00:03:16.393 --> 00:03:20.291 extra mid-sole cushioning, and the same waterproof Diamond Tex Technology, 00:03:20.291 --> 00:03:24.683 you'll want to wear them everywhere. 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The company assures you the Switch 2 will come out 00:04:03.556 --> 00:04:06.056 sometime before the year 2100. 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:10.526 - [Man] My kids will love that. - Yeah, maybe they'll... Yeah. 00:04:10.526 --> 00:04:14.223 Maybe they'll do the Hanafuda cards again, or maybe love hotels. 00:04:14.223 --> 00:04:17.440 That was the thing that Nintendo did. Did you know that? 00:04:17.440 --> 00:04:21.545 - [Man] We'll get into different businesses? - Yeah. If you're still running Windows 7, 8 or 8.1 00:04:21.545 --> 00:04:24.793 and use Microsoft OneDrive cloud storage service, 00:04:24.793 --> 00:04:30.796 be advised that OneDrive for those operating systems will stop syncing with the cloud in March of next year. 00:04:30.796 --> 00:04:35.059 You can still do this through a web browser, but you can also pull carrots out of the ground 00:04:35.059 --> 00:04:38.299 with your teeth. It's just nicer to cook them in a stew 00:04:38.299 --> 00:04:41.658 or something, you know. - [Man] Boil 'em, mash 'em. - Stop punishing yourselves. 00:04:41.658 --> 00:04:45.201 - [Man] Put them in a stew. - Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew. 00:04:45.201 --> 00:04:48.344 - [Man] Nasty taters. - A new study published in Nature Communications 00:04:48.344 --> 00:04:53.084 indicates that renewable energy sources might be more feasible for providing large scale power 00:04:53.084 --> 00:04:57.055 than previously thought. The paper indicates that 85% 00:04:57.055 --> 00:05:01.484 of the United States energy consumption could be handled by wind and solar only. 00:05:01.484 --> 00:05:04.872 Once the other 15% is made up of earth and water power 00:05:04.872 --> 00:05:08.223 legend says Captain Planet will appear. - [Man] And kill us all. 00:05:08.223 --> 00:05:11.874 - Well you forgot heart. - Is that actually- 00:05:11.874 --> 00:05:17.285 - Yeah, it's earth wind, water, fire, heart - [Man] I should have made an Avatar joke. 00:05:17.285 --> 00:05:20.509 Oops. - Walmart has officially begun using driverless trucks 00:05:20.509 --> 00:05:25.007 to deliver packages. The service is currently only available in Bentonville Arkansas, 00:05:25.007 --> 00:05:28.645 where a Walmart is headquartered. And runs between a fulfillment center 00:05:28.645 --> 00:05:32.125 in a Walmart branded grocery store. The move has sadly 00:05:32.125 --> 00:05:35.625 run all of the mom and pop driverless truck businesses out of town. 00:05:35.625 --> 00:05:39.483 - [Man] We've been doing this for 40 years. - That's just how Walmart rolls. 00:05:39.483 --> 00:05:42.545 - [Man] 100 years and now this. 00:05:42.545 --> 00:05:46.234 And from the in case you missed it file. 00:05:46.234 --> 00:05:51.304 McDonald's and IBM have announced a partnership to further McDonald's foray into AI powered order taking 00:05:51.304 --> 00:05:55.475 at drive-throughs. As if order taking at drive-throughs 00:05:55.475 --> 00:05:59.605 wasn't already arduous enough. The golden arches tested it earlier this year 00:05:59.605 --> 00:06:02.926 in a few locations in Chicago. And while it did make things faster, 00:06:02.926 --> 00:06:06.433 human employees did have to intervene a little too often. 00:06:06.433 --> 00:06:09.886 So McDonald's is hoping IBM can help cut down on the error rate 00:06:09.886 --> 00:06:14.806 as screaming into a drive-through speaker is already annoying enough without having to convince an AI, 00:06:14.806 --> 00:06:18.834 not to take your job too. - [Man] I can drive that better than you. 00:06:18.834 --> 00:06:24.396 - Hello, welcome to McDonald's. I see your job is driverless car driver. 00:06:24.396 --> 00:06:27.995 (man laughs) And now it's time for them to take my job as the video host, 00:06:27.995 --> 00:06:31.284 because the video is over. Come back on Wednesday for more tech news 00:06:31.284 --> 00:06:36.635 and seek medical attention for any abnormal feelings of fuzziness in your abdomen. 00:06:36.635 --> 00:06:38.474 - [Man] Out. - It's happening again.