Best. Unboxing. Ever.

ShortCircuit ·ShortCircuit ·2021-05-05 · 2,003 words · ~10 min read
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0:00 - What are we doing? - [Jono] Unboxing. One million subscriber special, Linus.
0:04 - A million subscriber special, you say. All right, well, let's just open this
0:08 with my trusted unboxing knife. (knife thuds)
0:12 (soft music)
0:16 - [Jono] The one million subscriber special. - How do you unbox that?
0:20 (Both laughing) - Oh, geez.
0:24 - Okay. - [Jono] Now, open it. - What is the, ah?
0:28 (Jono laughs) - Am I opening this with a pen? - [Jono] Yes. - Oh geez, I should have brought a knife.
0:31 Do you have a knife? - [Jono] Yes.
0:35 - What the crap is this? - What is this? - It's a compass!
0:38 - Oh yeah, yeah, I remember these things from like school. Although I didn't do that well in school,
0:41 but here I am. I don't need your thing.
0:45 - People who watch me know I never have a knife.
0:48 (grunts) (box thuds) - Oh, I broke the box, I'm sorry.
0:53 (ethereal music) - Hey, what do we got here?
0:58 - What are these? Are these, oh no. (Jono laughs)
1:01 - [Jono] They're comments, Colton. From all the videos. - And let me guess, you picked them.
1:06 - [Jono] Yes. - Oh, so these are all like top comments. Oh, that's fun.
1:10 - No one told you that you can print directly on cue cards? Look at this.
1:14 - [Jack] Ah, whatever. Jack (laughs).
1:17 - One million subscribers? I didn't even react when you said that Jono. Yay!
1:23 Yes (growling), yes! - Linus: I'm gonna retire.
1:26 Also, Linus: we have a new channel, lol. I did do that, didn't I?
1:30 - James was born to do unboxing videos, he brings a lot of energy that makes the video
1:34 so much more enjoyable to watch. That guy's wrong. - Alex: the power adapter is just off the wall.
1:39 Well, I think that's how power adapters work, Alex. Yes (laughs).
1:44 When you put it like that, a lot of things out of context sound pretty dumb.
1:48 - This is tech today says Brandon Lee watching Brandon Li talking about the camera
1:52 that we're both super interested in. (laughs) Yeah, I am assuming
1:55 that this is the other Brandon Lee tech YouTuber who also sometimes watches our ShortCircuit videos.
2:00 I've watched a couple of his videos. So Brandon Lees gonna stick together, right?
2:04 - I love Riley the most from the LTT team. He's so pure and wholesome.
2:08 Aww! I certainly appear pure and wholesome.
2:12 And that's what I try to do, so it's working. Haha, gotcha. (laughs)
2:17 - Dude, he's so hyped... He looks like a kid at Christmas.
2:20 Can you blame me? It's like the first time I got to unbox like a video game
2:25 that I was actually excited about, and it was like this amazing press edition.
2:29 It was literally better than like last 10 Christmases.
2:34 Take a sip every time he says 'nice'. (breath whooshes)
2:37 - Guy with the beard looks awfully similar to Linus from LTT. I can't tell if occasionally that comment is real.
2:43 I see the comment, but I don't know if the people are just being funny
2:47 or if some people actually are not sure.
2:50 - Whenever Colton lets out a hearty belly laugh I can't help but laugh.
2:53 (laughs) I can't, I can't.
2:56 - Riley laughing at his own jokes is the purest thing. (laughs)
3:01 And I will continue to laugh at my own jokes forever
3:05 because... why not? If no one else is gonna do it.
3:08 - Anthony has a God tier technical knowledge whenever he says, 'I think' it becomes a fact.
3:14 I don't know what to think about that (laughs). Most of my knowledge is basically self-taught.
3:19 I've more or less just all done it through experience. And I think the same is true for Linus.
3:24 - I was waiting for Linus to be the first person to ever drop a 3000 series GPU.
3:28 Did I? I didn't drop it in that video. - [Jono] No, no. He was just... - Yeah!
3:32 Not in the video. - Internet: MAC SUCKS. Anthony: Runs Windows, inside a VM on Windows,
3:37 on a Mac using Bootcamp. What? (laughs)
3:42 It's a good machine. The MacBook Pro 16 is actually a really nice machine.
3:46 It runs Windows like a champ. - Cranks color temperature almost all the way to cool.
3:51 The reds are pretty muted, and the greens are a bit too boosted. Okay, I...
3:56 thank you, Eric Sugrue, if that's your real name,
4:00 but also... they were.
4:03 - Wow look at all this rear IO! Doesn't show the rear IO.
4:07 I'm gonna blame you, David. - [David] I got shots of it. Blame the editor.
4:11 - Yeah, okay. - [David] Yeah, I got shots of it for sure.
4:14 - This is so true. Namarrkon says, I love how he points to everything
4:17 with his middle fingers. Yes, and I love your profile picture.
4:22 - Don't tell Riley he was killing bots. He was so excited. Yeah, I found out afterwards. (laughs)
4:27 Well, at the same time when I was playing that, I was like they're probably bots,
4:32 but I didn't really care, 'cause I was having a good time. You know what I mean?
4:35 - Damn, I didn't know he was a newfie. But then I heard him say 'harsh' and then I knew.
4:40 See that's the thing. Expatriated Newfoundlanders,
4:43 they basically communicate in code like that.
4:47 You only hear certain things, and because you're a Newfoundlander,
4:50 you know what to listen for. So when I say car or harsh or,
4:55 you know, how are you getting on? Oops. - [James] That's called dog whistling.
4:59 - I went too far into the skeet territory of being a Newfie. Anyway, yeah, that's kind of dog whistling,
5:04 but it's the good kind. - You guys might've noticed we had a bit of a uniform today.
5:07 This is the special edition ShortCircuit long sleeve.
5:12 Unfortunately, what makes it special edition is that the arms are a little bit on the long side,
5:17 so I would recommend it for lanky boys and girls only.
5:21 And we'll bring it back eventually, hopefully once we figure out a different garment,
5:25 but, yup, definitely long sleeves.
5:28 Go check it out lttstore.com. Once they're gone, they are gone for a long time.
5:33 Million subscribers, whoo! - Me: sees Linus.
5:37 Also me: 'This has James scent smeared all over it.' True, sorry about that.
5:41 (groans) I actually had a lot of faith in myself to be able to adopt Linus' mannerisms
5:46 and totally fool people. But when it came down to it,
5:50 I did a rookie move, and was like, David, we have an hour to shoot this.
5:53 Let's just do it. And instead I should've just waited till Monday,
5:57 spent the day, you know, practicing and I didn't,
6:01 and then all the comments were like, Oh, this is immediately James.
6:04 I can tell this is James. My actions are too like snappy. He does a lot of hand gestures,
6:08 but he does them kind of like slow, I guess. But, yeah, mine are always like, nah, nah, nah.
6:15 - Plot twist: this is the real Linus and the one with the beard is a computerized fake.
6:23 What's under this beard? - Colton: 'I'm 160 pounds.'
6:26 Me: 'Why would I care how much you cost,
6:30 (Jono laughs) I can't afford you or the chair anyway.'
6:34 (laughs)
6:37 Yeah, like weight pounds, not pounds pounds.
6:41 - 'We have to save something for the full review' translates as 'if anyone is going to break
6:46 this $10,000 laptop, it's going to be Linus, not me.' Actually, I still really want to do that.
6:51 It's absolutely terrifying. Ace has kind of showed me like the process a bit,
6:55 and it involves like this big hydraulic thing that comes in, it's like whomp, pulls off the screen,
6:59 I kinda wanna just want to YOLO it and like get some sponges in there. - I activated your Google Home.
7:04 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Look, okay,
7:09 Google devices are not the kind of thing
7:12 that we want to activate by accident. Hey, seriously. - Storm Riordan says, Every time I see Brandon
7:18 has a new camera related ShortCircuit, I shutter with excitement. Excellent use of the word shutter.
7:23 Ten out of ten pun. - Ben Schofield says, Honestly, I love when Riley
7:27 is in videos 'cause there's no knowing what he's gonna say next and it's hilarious.
7:31 Incredulity...
7:34 is a word that describes how... - Companies should be consistent.
7:37 Also Linus: 'I need small mice because I have small hands, but I also want a water bottle I can barely hold on to.'
7:43 Okay, I only brought the big one out because you guys asked for it.
7:47 lttstore.com. - This one's from the iMac unboxing by NoSwear.
7:52 having flashbacks at the last time Anthony was close to an iMac.
7:56 (Jono laughing) (Anthony breathes heavily) - I lost it when Colton yelled at Linus
8:00 about sitting on the chair before the sponsor segment. That was just so funny.
8:03 Yeah, that was funny. Cause Linus just ran in and he's like, What's going on?
8:06 Do you know what you're doing? Oh wow, look at this. And then he punctured a hole in the thing.
8:10 That was rough. - "Linus still using his note 9, he really did marry that phone."
8:14 Not anymore. Oh, well, yeah, okay, yes, this is it now,
8:18 but, but also I just got a Fold Z2. (whistling) (bell dings)
8:21 So stay tuned. That video is gonna be coming. Make sure you're subscribed.
8:25 One million is not enough. Is it just me or does Linus seem like he's way more blunt
8:29 in his recent videos?...definitely getting funnier. That's just me not really caring.
8:32 This is just like the (beep) tier channel. No offense, no offense everyone who works on this channel.
8:38 We don't even have the proper old gold play button.
8:41 Got the new like cheapo cost down one.
8:44 - Wife: Come watch Netflix with me. James: BUT IT'S ALMOST MY BED TIME!!!
8:47 Who told you? This is too real. (laughs) I get like notoriously grumpy after 9:00.
8:54 Everyone knows like, Oh, it's past his bedtime.
8:58 Don't talk to him. - Looks like Linus is going through a mid-life crysis.
9:01 Got 'em! - Thank you so much for subscribing.
9:04 That's amazing that we've made it to a million subscribers in such a short amount of time.
9:08 - Honestly, this channel has been one of the most fun things that LMG has done, because I've actually been able
9:13 to cover way more cameras than I've otherwise been able to cover on LTT.
9:17 - I just want to thank all you guys for all the comments that you leave for me
9:20 and for everybody else. I read all of mine at least. You seem to really like this format of the show,
9:25 and I like to do it, too. - Look at all these various people who watch our videos and subscribe.
9:30 There's a million of them out there probably, you know? - One million?
9:34 I never saw that coming, and I never saw it sneaking up so quickly
9:38 after TechLinked like that. And I'm pretty upset about it, actually.
9:42 Stop subscribing, if you wouldn't mind (laughs). - [David] No!
9:45 Love ya! - No, I'm not doing your sign off. I'm not thanking them.
9:49 I deserve all of it. (men laugh) No seriously though, thank you guys.
9:53 And more to come. You know it's never the end.
9:57 - Cue the ShortCircuit outro song ♪ ShortCircuit ♪
10:07 ♪ Let's unbox, yeah ♪ (beep)
10:11 - [David] You know what they can subscribe to? - (laughs) What? - [David] Carpool Critics! - Carpool Critics movie podcast!
10:16 That's our logo. - [David] The Carpool Critic logo. - [Jono] That's a ShortCircuit shirt.
10:19 - [David] No, that's Carpool Critics. - See look, there's a "C" there. You can see it.
10:23 Editor, highlight two "C's" in there. Prove me right.
10:27 Or prove me a fool.