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- What are we doing? - [Jono] Unboxing. One million subscriber special, Linus.

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- A million subscriber special, you say. All right, well, let's just open this

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with my trusted unboxing knife. (knife thuds)

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(soft music)

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- [Jono] The one million subscriber special. - How do you unbox that?

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(Both laughing) - Oh, geez.

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- Okay. - [Jono] Now, open it. - What is the, ah?

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(Jono laughs) - Am I opening this with a pen? - [Jono] Yes. - Oh geez, I should have brought a knife.

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Do you have a knife? - [Jono] Yes.

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- What the crap is this? - What is this? - It's a compass!

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- Oh yeah, yeah, I remember these things from like school. Although I didn't do that well in school,

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but here I am. I don't need your thing.

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- People who watch me know I never have a knife.

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(grunts) (box thuds) - Oh, I broke the box, I'm sorry.

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(ethereal music) - Hey, what do we got here?

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- What are these? Are these, oh no. (Jono laughs)

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- [Jono] They're comments, Colton. From all the videos. - And let me guess, you picked them.

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- [Jono] Yes. - Oh, so these are all like top comments. Oh, that's fun.

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- No one told you that you can print directly on cue cards? Look at this.

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- [Jack] Ah, whatever. Jack (laughs).

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- One million subscribers? I didn't even react when you said that Jono. Yay!

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Yes (growling), yes! - Linus: I'm gonna retire.

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Also, Linus: we have a new channel, lol. I did do that, didn't I?

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- James was born to do unboxing videos, he brings a lot of energy that makes the video

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so much more enjoyable to watch. That guy's wrong. - Alex: the power adapter is just off the wall.

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Well, I think that's how power adapters work, Alex. Yes (laughs).

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When you put it like that, a lot of things out of context sound pretty dumb.

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- This is tech today says Brandon Lee watching Brandon Li talking about the camera

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that we're both super interested in. (laughs) Yeah, I am assuming

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that this is the other Brandon Lee tech YouTuber who also sometimes watches our ShortCircuit videos.

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I've watched a couple of his videos. So Brandon Lees gonna stick together, right?

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- I love Riley the most from the LTT team. He's so pure and wholesome.

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Aww! I certainly appear pure and wholesome.

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And that's what I try to do, so it's working. Haha, gotcha. (laughs)

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- Dude, he's so hyped... He looks like a kid at Christmas.

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Can you blame me? It's like the first time I got to unbox like a video game

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that I was actually excited about, and it was like this amazing press edition.

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It was literally better than like last 10 Christmases.

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Take a sip every time he says 'nice'. (breath whooshes)

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- Guy with the beard looks awfully similar to Linus from LTT. I can't tell if occasionally that comment is real.

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I see the comment, but I don't know if the people are just being funny

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or if some people actually are not sure.

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- Whenever Colton lets out a hearty belly laugh I can't help but laugh.

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(laughs) I can't, I can't.

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- Riley laughing at his own jokes is the purest thing. (laughs)

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And I will continue to laugh at my own jokes forever

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because... why not? If no one else is gonna do it.

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- Anthony has a God tier technical knowledge whenever he says, 'I think' it becomes a fact.

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I don't know what to think about that (laughs). Most of my knowledge is basically self-taught.

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I've more or less just all done it through experience. And I think the same is true for Linus.

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- I was waiting for Linus to be the first person to ever drop a 3000 series GPU.

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Did I? I didn't drop it in that video. - [Jono] No, no. He was just... - Yeah!

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Not in the video. - Internet: MAC SUCKS. Anthony: Runs Windows, inside a VM on Windows,

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on a Mac using Bootcamp. What? (laughs)

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It's a good machine. The MacBook Pro 16 is actually a really nice machine.

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It runs Windows like a champ. - Cranks color temperature almost all the way to cool.

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The reds are pretty muted, and the greens are a bit too boosted. Okay, I...

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thank you, Eric Sugrue, if that's your real name,

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but also... they were.

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- Wow look at all this rear IO! Doesn't show the rear IO.

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I'm gonna blame you, David. - [David] I got shots of it. Blame the editor.

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- Yeah, okay. - [David] Yeah, I got shots of it for sure.

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- This is so true. Namarrkon says, I love how he points to everything

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with his middle fingers. Yes, and I love your profile picture.

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- Don't tell Riley he was killing bots. He was so excited. Yeah, I found out afterwards. (laughs)

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Well, at the same time when I was playing that, I was like they're probably bots,

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but I didn't really care, 'cause I was having a good time. You know what I mean?

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- Damn, I didn't know he was a newfie. But then I heard him say 'harsh' and then I knew.

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See that's the thing. Expatriated Newfoundlanders,

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they basically communicate in code like that.

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You only hear certain things, and because you're a Newfoundlander,

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you know what to listen for. So when I say car or harsh or,

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you know, how are you getting on? Oops. - [James] That's called dog whistling.

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- I went too far into the skeet territory of being a Newfie. Anyway, yeah, that's kind of dog whistling,

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but it's the good kind. - You guys might've noticed we had a bit of a uniform today.

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This is the special edition ShortCircuit long sleeve.

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Unfortunately, what makes it special edition is that the arms are a little bit on the long side,

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so I would recommend it for lanky boys and girls only.

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And we'll bring it back eventually, hopefully once we figure out a different garment,

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but, yup, definitely long sleeves.

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Go check it out lttstore.com. Once they're gone, they are gone for a long time.

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Million subscribers, whoo! - Me: sees Linus.

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Also me: 'This has James scent smeared all over it.' True, sorry about that.

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(groans) I actually had a lot of faith in myself to be able to adopt Linus' mannerisms

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and totally fool people. But when it came down to it,

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I did a rookie move, and was like, David, we have an hour to shoot this.

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Let's just do it. And instead I should've just waited till Monday,

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spent the day, you know, practicing and I didn't,

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and then all the comments were like, Oh, this is immediately James.

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I can tell this is James. My actions are too like snappy. He does a lot of hand gestures,

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but he does them kind of like slow, I guess. But, yeah, mine are always like, nah, nah, nah.

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- Plot twist: this is the real Linus and the one with the beard is a computerized fake.

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What's under this beard? - Colton: 'I'm 160 pounds.'

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Me: 'Why would I care how much you cost,

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(Jono laughs) I can't afford you or the chair anyway.'

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(laughs)

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Yeah, like weight pounds, not pounds pounds.

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- 'We have to save something for the full review' translates as 'if anyone is going to break

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this $10,000 laptop, it's going to be Linus, not me.' Actually, I still really want to do that.

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It's absolutely terrifying. Ace has kind of showed me like the process a bit,

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and it involves like this big hydraulic thing that comes in, it's like whomp, pulls off the screen,

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I kinda wanna just want to YOLO it and like get some sponges in there. - I activated your Google Home.

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I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. Look, okay,

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Google devices are not the kind of thing

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that we want to activate by accident. Hey, seriously. - Storm Riordan says, Every time I see Brandon

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has a new camera related ShortCircuit, I shutter with excitement. Excellent use of the word shutter.

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Ten out of ten pun. - Ben Schofield says, Honestly, I love when Riley

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is in videos 'cause there's no knowing what he's gonna say next and it's hilarious.

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Incredulity...

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is a word that describes how... - Companies should be consistent.

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Also Linus: 'I need small mice because I have small hands, but I also want a water bottle I can barely hold on to.'

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Okay, I only brought the big one out because you guys asked for it.

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lttstore.com. - This one's from the iMac unboxing by NoSwear.

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having flashbacks at the last time Anthony was close to an iMac.

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(Jono laughing) (Anthony breathes heavily) - I lost it when Colton yelled at Linus

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about sitting on the chair before the sponsor segment. That was just so funny.

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Yeah, that was funny. Cause Linus just ran in and he's like, What's going on?

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Do you know what you're doing? Oh wow, look at this. And then he punctured a hole in the thing.

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That was rough. - "Linus still using his note 9, he really did marry that phone."

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Not anymore. Oh, well, yeah, okay, yes, this is it now,

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but, but also I just got a Fold Z2. (whistling) (bell dings)

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So stay tuned. That video is gonna be coming. Make sure you're subscribed.

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One million is not enough. Is it just me or does Linus seem like he's way more blunt

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in his recent videos?...definitely getting funnier. That's just me not really caring.

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This is just like the (beep) tier channel. No offense, no offense everyone who works on this channel.

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We don't even have the proper old gold play button.

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Got the new like cheapo cost down one.

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- Wife: Come watch Netflix with me. James: BUT IT'S ALMOST MY BED TIME!!!

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Who told you? This is too real. (laughs) I get like notoriously grumpy after 9:00.

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Everyone knows like, Oh, it's past his bedtime.

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Don't talk to him. - Looks like Linus is going through a mid-life crysis.

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Got 'em! - Thank you so much for subscribing.

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That's amazing that we've made it to a million subscribers in such a short amount of time.

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- Honestly, this channel has been one of the most fun things that LMG has done, because I've actually been able

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to cover way more cameras than I've otherwise been able to cover on LTT.

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- I just want to thank all you guys for all the comments that you leave for me

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and for everybody else. I read all of mine at least. You seem to really like this format of the show,

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and I like to do it, too. - Look at all these various people who watch our videos and subscribe.

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There's a million of them out there probably, you know? - One million?

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I never saw that coming, and I never saw it sneaking up so quickly

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after TechLinked like that. And I'm pretty upset about it, actually.

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Stop subscribing, if you wouldn't mind (laughs). - [David] No!

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Love ya! - No, I'm not doing your sign off. I'm not thanking them.

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I deserve all of it. (men laugh) No seriously though, thank you guys.

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And more to come. You know it's never the end.

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- Cue the ShortCircuit outro song ♪ ShortCircuit ♪

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♪ Let's unbox, yeah ♪ (beep)

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- [David] You know what they can subscribe to? - (laughs) What? - [David] Carpool Critics! - Carpool Critics movie podcast!

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That's our logo. - [David] The Carpool Critic logo. - [Jono] That's a ShortCircuit shirt.

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- [David] No, that's Carpool Critics. - See look, there's a "C" there. You can see it.

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Editor, highlight two "C's" in there. Prove me right.

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Or prove me a fool.
