Bitter & Sour Foods Taste SWEET!? - Miracle Frooties
Channel Super Fun
·Channel Super Fun
·2016-05-06
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1,288 words · ~6 min read
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you stand in the middle boy
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boy get this out of my face boy welcome
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to Channel Super Fun today we have the very best candy that ever existed the
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candy that makes crap taste good it's
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called can you not it's called miracle fruties and the instructions are simple
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place a miracle fru serving that is to say a tablet on your tongue and roll it
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around very slowly oh I've opened up a lot of boxes
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with instructions length that do not swallow a roll it around until
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completely dissolved after it is melted feel free to eat any sour food or bitter
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food so we have some terrifying crap
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Burl do you want to run us through what the hell's on the table it kind of goes
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easier to maybe disgusting uh we've got sour Keys then
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we've got some Sour Patch Kids a lime a
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lemon some grapefruit and then it gets in like after that halfway point it
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really starts to go south rhub we got r that they didn't actually have any
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rhubarb left I just found this piece of rhubarb in like the bottom of the
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strawberry tree it might not even be good anymore but let's give it a chance
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it's pretty soft and we have an onion that looks a little bit rotten I don't
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know like I didn't notice that till I took it out today that it didn't look
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that good thanks ble and then we've got
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some cheese that was not actually 650 was cheaper so we got a deal that's how
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that's how expensive cheese is in Canada deal cheese 650 for tiniest little thing
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of cheese uh so balsamic vinegret just
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to get fancy and the Mystery prize and the
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Mystery prize which lus does not know nor does Nick nor does tan all right so
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here we go everyone have a miracle fruties come on okay so you just put it
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in your mouth and let it dissolve oh no hold on roll it around very slowly on
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your tongue do not swallow the tablet
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after it has fully melted you can feel free to same time yeah not swallow
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saliva it I don't know I can't tell
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either it reminds me of just sucking on like an almond yeah I've never had
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rhubarb uncooked like not in oh my God
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it's intense I have needs to grow it on the farm wa
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back Yonder down on the farm there L I
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wonder if you like to eat a piece a
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dog this is going to be pretty good it off okay
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it doesn't taste very sour the thing is this is already sweet so I can't really
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tell
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oh it kind of tastes the same as I think it already tasted I don't know how to
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cut can I just help you with this no I I
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was intentionally doing it that okay I going do the be S I'm going to do my
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lemon let's do the lemon together ready you can call it a lemon
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party hey cut that out
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cheers I do taste sweet like usually you somebody isn't
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really able to just Chow a lemon without being like this tastes sweet this is
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weird maybe I'll just like it's really
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good what the hell are you doing he trying to you're going to throw up all
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over the place
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you got two of them essentially yeah oh two this one you should be like
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completely op next thing you know you're only
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supposed to have one within like a certain amount of time or you die yeah
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did it do it like one SP on my tongue like yeah I missed it you missed it oh
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my god
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wow I'm not kidding you this is so good
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it's not sour this is like the best fruit I've ever had no I was just I was
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just eating it like it was good I got to take one of these before I do anything
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now hold on baby I got to take this pill yeah okay you're like addicted to taking
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those pills it's really affecting your life in a negative
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way okay that's not bad it tastes pretty
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good I missed a spot though mhm and I could feel that one a little bit at the
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back I feel my lips burning cheese
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up it just tastes like cheese cheese
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yeah right definitely just taste like cheese
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chees yeah I might steer clear that that's the I'll do it a fle do it oh
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I'll do it for sure look at that does that look rotten
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or does that look normal first cooking show I've ever maybe maybe just get a
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penicillin shot after okay this looked
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the best so we should okay
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nope all right are you ready cheers
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it's not bad it might be
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bad I'm afraid to swallow it though like
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okay okay so you just take an onion and you cut it into pieces you guys ready to
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rock the onion star the camera as you bite
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it wow well it doesn't burn it does still taste
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like an onion mhm I can feel my tongue
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being kind of unhappy two pills is the secret Nick yeah apparently I think it
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changes the cheese a lot cuz this is strong cheddar it does not taste like
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strong cheddar let's it let's kick it into high gear
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kids spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down isn't that like a semi
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Spork that is like a spork
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okay here I'll take a little shot of this yeah okay okay okay okay okay oh
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come on that's all you're going to do
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okay remind Brandon to order another table CL 1 2
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three
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wow wow that's so good I've got to try
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some we're coming up to a really rough area in this video can't be like rotting
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meat or something okay I wouldn't say
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rotting okay Bur
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what do you think BL has that bur so
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gross I went right into my
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mouth just look at what we've
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consumed like who eats that there is no
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culture on Earth that thinks this is an acceptable meal no is it gross or is it
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just tastes bad Dutch boy Redeye rooll
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mops pickled hering oh
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oh I've never had this it's a source of
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Omega-3s this should not taste like
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sweet at all no it it really and it does not look sweet at all and I think we
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should put something under it so eat it one bite okay I
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want this tastes like smoked like candied salmon kind of oh
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nice mhm it is it's like it's candied I'm
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terrified I mean this should be like Herring water vinegar H olives
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onions so there you go guys do we recommend trying out miracle fruties for
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your very own lemon party I think the answer is
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yes thanks for watching this episode of Channel Super Fun like it if you liked
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it subscribe if you subscribe to it
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don't plan on going on a date after having this and oh yeah whatever comes
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with it our CLS are probably the most
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foul places like on Earth right now I
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don't even think a dog would smell my mou right
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now see you bye