{"video_id":"TCkrvU_zTjw","title":"Bitter & Sour Foods Taste SWEET!? - Miracle Frooties","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2016-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":491,"segments":[{"start_s":0.44,"end_s":8.44,"text":"you stand in the middle boy","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.759,"end_s":10.559,"text":"boy get this out of my face boy welcome","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":8.44,"end_s":16.0,"text":"to Channel Super Fun today we have the very best candy that ever existed the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":12.799,"end_s":18.279,"text":"candy that makes crap taste good it's","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":16.0,"end_s":21.96,"text":"called can you not it's called miracle fruties and the instructions are simple","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.96,"end_s":25.8,"text":"place a miracle fru serving that is to say a tablet on your tongue and roll 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liked","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":471.0,"end_s":476.36,"text":"it subscribe if you subscribe to it","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":474.72,"end_s":481.44,"text":"don't plan on going on a date after having this and oh yeah whatever comes","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":478.44,"end_s":484.56,"text":"with it our CLS are probably the most","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":481.44,"end_s":486.0,"text":"foul places like on Earth right now I","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":484.56,"end_s":492.4,"text":"don't even think a dog would smell my mou right","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":488.319,"end_s":492.4,"text":"now see you bye","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0}],"full_text":"you stand in the middle boy boy get this out of my face boy welcome to Channel Super Fun today we have the very best candy that ever existed the candy that makes crap taste good it's called can you not it's called miracle fruties and the instructions are simple place a miracle fru serving that is to say a tablet on your tongue and roll it around very slowly oh I've opened up a lot of boxes with instructions length that do not swallow a roll it around until completely dissolved after it is melted feel free to eat any sour food or bitter food so we have some terrifying crap Burl do you want to run us through what the hell's on the table it kind of goes easier to maybe disgusting uh we've got sour Keys then we've got some Sour Patch Kids a lime a lemon some grapefruit and then it gets in like after that halfway point it really starts to go south rhub we got r that they didn't actually have any rhubarb left I just found this piece of rhubarb in like the bottom of the strawberry tree it might not even be good anymore but let's give it a chance it's pretty soft and we have an onion that looks a little bit rotten I don't know like I didn't notice that till I took it out today that it didn't look that good thanks ble and then we've got some cheese that was not actually 650 was cheaper so we got a deal that's how that's how expensive cheese is in Canada deal cheese 650 for tiniest little thing of cheese uh so balsamic vinegret just to get fancy and the Mystery prize and the Mystery prize which lus does not know nor does Nick nor does tan all right so here we go everyone have a miracle fruties come on okay so you just put it in your mouth and let it dissolve oh no hold on roll it around very slowly on your tongue do not swallow the tablet after it has fully melted you can feel free to same time yeah not swallow saliva it I don't know I can't tell either it reminds me of just sucking on like an almond yeah I've never had rhubarb uncooked like not in oh my God it's intense I have needs to grow it on the farm wa back Yonder down on the farm there L I wonder if you like to eat a piece a dog this is going to be pretty good it off okay it doesn't taste very sour the thing is this is already sweet so I can't really tell oh it kind of tastes the same as I think it already tasted I don't know how to cut can I just help you with this no I I was intentionally doing it that okay I going do the be S I'm going to do my lemon let's do the lemon together ready you can call it a lemon party hey cut that out cheers I do taste sweet like usually you somebody isn't really able to just Chow a lemon without being like this tastes sweet this is weird maybe I'll just like it's really good what the hell are you doing he trying to you're going to throw up all over the place you got two of them essentially yeah oh two this one you should be like completely op next thing you know you're only supposed to have one within like a certain amount of time or you die yeah did it do it like one SP on my tongue like yeah I missed it you missed it oh my god wow I'm not kidding you this is so good it's not sour this is like the best fruit I've ever had no I was just I was just eating it like it was good I got to take one of these before I do anything now hold on baby I got to take this pill yeah okay you're like addicted to taking those pills it's really affecting your life in a negative way okay that's not bad it tastes pretty good I missed a spot though mhm and I could feel that one a little bit at the back I feel my lips burning cheese up it just tastes like cheese cheese yeah right definitely just taste like cheese chees yeah I might steer clear that that's the I'll do it a fle do it oh I'll do it for sure look at that does that look rotten or does that look normal first cooking show I've ever maybe maybe just get a penicillin shot after okay this looked the best so we should okay nope all right are you ready cheers it's not bad it might be bad I'm afraid to swallow it though like okay okay so you just take an onion and you cut it into pieces you guys ready to rock the onion star the camera as you bite it wow well it doesn't burn it does still taste like an onion mhm I can feel my tongue being kind of unhappy two pills is the secret Nick yeah apparently I think it changes the cheese a lot cuz this is strong cheddar it does not taste like strong cheddar let's it let's kick it into high gear kids spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down isn't that like a semi Spork that is like a spork okay here I'll take a little shot of this yeah okay okay okay okay okay oh come on that's all you're going to do okay remind Brandon to order another table CL 1 2 three wow wow that's so good I've got to try some we're coming up to a really rough area in this video can't be like rotting meat or something okay I wouldn't say rotting okay Bur what do you think BL has that bur so gross I went right into my mouth just look at what we've consumed like who eats that there is no culture on Earth that thinks this is an acceptable meal no is it gross or is it just tastes bad Dutch boy Redeye rooll mops pickled hering oh oh I've never had this it's a source of Omega-3s this should not taste like sweet at all no it it really and it does not look sweet at all and I think we should put something under it so eat it one bite okay I want this tastes like smoked like candied salmon kind of oh nice mhm it is it's like it's candied I'm terrified I mean this should be like Herring water vinegar H olives onions so there you go guys do we recommend trying out miracle fruties for your very own lemon party I think the answer is yes thanks for watching this episode of Channel Super Fun like it if you liked it subscribe if you subscribe to it don't plan on going on a date after having this and oh yeah whatever comes with it our CLS are probably the most foul places like on Earth right now I don't even think a dog would smell my mou right now see you bye"}