Surgeon Simulator in Real Life

Channel Super Fun ·Channel Super Fun ·2017-05-06 · 1,187 words · ~5 min read
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0:00 welcome to Channel Super Fun where this week we wanted to play Surgeon Simulator
0:03 in real life but we aren't actually able to operate on a real life body in the
0:06 back of this moving van so we got the game Operation and we got a lovely set
0:11 of doctors who are going to help us uh save this guy's life get out of here
0:14 come on we got lines to save guys come on let's go let's go Taran get the in
0:19 here what are you doing come on man let's go let's
0:26 go I can't close it thank you well I
0:30 knew we were playing Operation but what I didn't know is
0:33 that when we touch it we get a real
0:37 shock on the now what the hell I said not to do it for the intro oh that hurts
0:43 okay it's not that bad very bad it's not that bad don't be
0:48 a vagina don't be a vagina I want to be a vagina for I want to be a
0:54 vagina Let's Do It Let's Roll
1:00 it's time to get this board to the
1:03 hospital all right Dennis hey you gotta keep the you guys gotta help me keep
1:08 into it use the wall good yeah use the wall I can't use the
1:13 wall guys guys guys okay most of the changes in momentum are going to be
1:17 forward backward that's why I got a wide base
1:22 here you're good on the wall this is the best we can do I wish I wasn't relying
1:26 on you guys
1:34 well you know what I'm just going to bang one of them out now no you have to
1:38 wait I don't you think they wait until the car's moving to you know help the
1:42 guy in the an that's right all right let's go let's do it
1:48 oh was
1:54 itom if you hit the bottom it's also bad you can't hit the bottom I think so I
1:59 don't think so sure you can try it wait
2:02 till your turn to find out yeah okay
2:05 funny phone okay oh man save them
2:09 tan so high wow okay I mean like the
2:13 easiest one I believe wow don't
2:21 that all right denn is turn I'm not woring on my neck though just we on your
2:26 neck
2:32 no no we got to save him come
2:38 on just don't touch the thing no I don't
2:43 I just get that on Dennis it good job buddy good job
2:48 okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay just get it hold on hold it
2:54 still I got it I got it go for like the Frog that's a pretty big one turning
2:59 down watch out you got this bro you are a
3:02 born
3:06 surge I hope they're
3:10 okay I'll will be fine with my driving they're good they're
3:18 good okay that maybe some of these turns probably
3:23 a little
3:28 bad need the water on the knee okay I'm going to go for a bit of a
3:33 more challenging
3:37 one all right come on Dennis you got this this
3:42 is so easy this is
3:57 so hold on hold on hold on I don't got it I don't got it come on come
4:02 on come on
4:08 man poorn I'm tended to just Jam this in
4:12 here just to screw no hey okay K team strategy wise I think
4:19 we should leave the easiest ones for Dennis yeah that one's pretty easy okay
4:23 oh my God it's moving a lot I got to reposition the toilet yeah oh oh you're
4:28 doing so well oh W all right am I there
4:31 this one looks pretty challenging pretty hard oh man that was close oh my god oh
4:37 man that was close
4:45 wait you're
4:50 not it's not doing
4:54 anything you're making it so
5:01 you're not making it easier W so easy
5:04 hold on focus on the
5:10 operation no going to die don't
5:18 that that was mean was holding it off
5:23 his den hold still man it is really hot
5:26 in here oh my God this is getting harder
5:29 oh jeez what is hold the car driver the
5:33 grab okay hang on I'm going to grab the cell phone that's relatively
5:43 easy yeah just grab the balls balls
5:48 Dennis don't touch it don't touch it
5:52 Dennis your hands for stability you got to hold the
5:56 face if you touch it I'm going to put it against
5:59 it's so easy that's so easy this one you
6:03 got it you got it you got
6:08 it oh my God
6:11 wa hold the paent I'm going to be next patient yeah
6:17 I checked there plas oh [ __ ] maybe this is
6:23 it oh my God it's moving way too much I
6:27 know this is not an easy one
6:33 okay okay I have s i we're watching people
6:38 getting shoted we got like seven five oh
6:42 this is a
6:45 nightmare for the sake of Dennis Dennis get your hands out of there Jesus man
6:50 I'm trying to do an operation here oh this is so hard I've never played this
6:55 game before I'm sweating like man
7:02 I can yes you can I can yes you can I can remember what we learned in doctor
7:10 school I can't even
7:16 see got three more
7:22 that I the only one getting any of these I think so oh how is this done in real
7:27 life Dennis you got to hold the no wa got it got damn it you and me you and me
7:32 the next one oh my God what are you doing hot
7:37 there's only two more things to fix I hope that our misery is your
7:43 entertainment here you know what I'm
7:46 trying oh
7:53 [ __ ] Dennis he's not touching
7:56 it Dennis you can so do this
8:04 got one minute left oh my God oh my God
8:09 no you can't press it if it times up you
8:12 cannot just get
8:16 it
8:26 no you know what keep going ow ow okay
8:31 just chill out just chill out you died
8:37 it he's dead he's
8:41 dead you have failed why you Le up put
8:45 no shirt on in every video
8:49 to I'm I'm dead not dead as the patient
8:55 okay open the door let us
8:58 out oh d s
9:05 up you don't even know what why you not wearing any clothes so sweaty right now
9:11 literally literally I was crying I was laughing like Dennis you
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