{"video_id":"Sm3IhfHb9SI","title":"Surgeon Simulator in Real Life","channel":"Channel Super Fun","show":"Channel Super Fun","published_at":"2017-05-06T14:58:16Z","duration_s":579,"segments":[{"start_s":0.199,"end_s":5.2,"text":"welcome to Channel Super Fun where this week we wanted to play Surgeon Simulator","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":3.399,"end_s":8.719,"text":"in real life but we aren't actually able to operate on a real life body in the","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":6.68,"end_s":12.599,"text":"back of this moving van so we got the game Operation and we got a lovely set","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":11.04,"end_s":16.88,"text":"of doctors who are going to help us uh save this guy's life get out of here","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":14.48,"end_s":21.279,"text":"come on we got lines to save guys come on let's go let's go Taran get the in","speaker":null,"is_sponsor":0},{"start_s":19.0,"end_s":24.96,"text":"here what are you doing 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Super Fun where this week we wanted to play Surgeon Simulator in real life but we aren't actually able to operate on a real life body in the back of this moving van so we got the game Operation and we got a lovely set of doctors who are going to help us uh save this guy's life get out of here come on we got lines to save guys come on let's go let's go Taran get the in here what are you doing come on man let's go let's go I can't close it thank you well I knew we were playing Operation but what I didn't know is that when we touch it we get a real shock on the now what the hell I said not to do it for the intro oh that hurts okay it's not that bad very bad it's not that bad don't be a vagina don't be a vagina I want to be a vagina for I want to be a vagina Let's Do It Let's Roll it's time to get this board to the hospital all right Dennis hey you gotta keep the you guys gotta help me keep into it use the wall good yeah use the wall I can't use the wall guys guys guys okay most of the changes in momentum are going to be forward backward that's why I got a wide base here you're good on the wall this is the best we can do I wish I wasn't relying on you guys well you know what I'm just going to bang one of them out now no you have to wait I don't you think they wait until the car's moving to you know help the guy in the an that's right all right let's go let's do it oh was itom if you hit the bottom it's also bad you can't hit the bottom I think so I don't think so sure you can try it wait till your turn to find out yeah okay funny phone okay oh man save them tan so high wow okay I mean like the easiest one I believe wow don't that all right denn is turn I'm not woring on my neck though just we on your neck no no we got to save him come on just don't touch the thing no I don't I just get that on Dennis it good job buddy good job okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay just get it hold on hold it still I got it I got it go for like the Frog that's a pretty big one turning down watch out you got this bro you are a born surge I hope they're okay I'll will be fine with my driving they're good they're good okay that maybe some of these turns probably a little bad need the water on the knee okay I'm going to go for a bit of a more challenging one all right come on Dennis you got this this is so easy this is so hold on hold on hold on I don't got it I don't got it come on come on come on man poorn I'm tended to just Jam this in here just to screw no hey okay K team strategy wise I think we should leave the easiest ones for Dennis yeah that one's pretty easy okay oh my God it's moving a lot I got to reposition the toilet yeah oh oh you're doing so well oh W all right am I there this one looks pretty challenging pretty hard oh man that was close oh my god oh man that was close wait you're not it's not doing anything you're making it so you're not making it easier W so easy hold on focus on the operation no going to die don't that that was mean was holding it off his den hold still man it is really hot in here oh my God this is getting harder oh jeez what is hold the car driver the grab okay hang on I'm going to grab the cell phone that's relatively easy yeah just grab the balls balls Dennis don't touch it don't touch it Dennis your hands for stability you got to hold the face if you touch it I'm going to put it against it's so easy that's so easy this one you got it you got it you got it oh my God wa hold the paent I'm going to be next patient yeah I checked there plas oh [ __ ] maybe this is it oh my God it's moving way too much I know this is not an easy one okay okay I have s i we're watching people getting shoted we got like seven five oh this is a nightmare for the sake of Dennis Dennis get your hands out of there Jesus man I'm trying to do an operation here oh this is so hard I've never played this game before I'm sweating like man I can yes you can I can yes you can I can remember what we learned in doctor school I can't even see got three more that I the only one getting any of these I think so oh how is this done in real life Dennis you got to hold the no wa got it got damn it you and me you and me the next one oh my God what are you doing hot there's only two more things to fix I hope that our misery is your entertainment here you know what I'm trying oh [ __ ] Dennis he's not touching it Dennis you can so do this got one minute left oh my God oh my God no you can't press it if it times up you cannot just get it no you know what keep going ow ow okay just chill out just chill out you died it he's dead he's dead you have failed why you Le up put no shirt on in every video to I'm I'm dead not dead as the patient okay open the door let us out oh d s up you don't even know what why you not wearing any clothes so sweaty right now literally literally I was crying I was laughing like Dennis you suck yeah was a superstar thank you for watching the most horrible hellish Channel Super Fun we've ever done uh 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